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The Timeline

14 episodes - English - Latest episode: 7 months ago -

Everything that happened, happened.

Join Robin Smith and friends as they look back on classic franchises and take every moment, Historical and Fictional and place them into the one true Timeline of everything that there ever was.

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Episodes

The Timeline Episode 1.10 X-Men Apocalypse

November 19, 2023 23:15 - 2 hours - 126 MB

In the biggest shock return since the age of pharaohs, Rob and Linbert finally return to talk, in person, one last time, about the X-Men film franchise, with a look at seminal classic, X-Men Apocolypse. Listen as we take part in the strangest school class ever, talk for far too long about pyramid toppers, the blue trinity, and tonal whiplash. Every X-Man dance now! Bam, bam bambam bam!

The Timeline Episode 1.9 - Deadpool

February 13, 2023 16:14 - 1 hour - 102 MB

Linbert Bond and Robin Smith take on comedy and action classic, Dead-Pool... Get your unicorns ready for a super hero landing because we are going in hard.

The Timeline Episode 1.8: X-Men Days of Future Past / The Rogue Cut Special

June 24, 2022 15:12 - 2 hours - 188 MB

Finally, we come to the big split in the space-time continuum as Rob and Linbert finally reach X-Men Days of Future Past... With a little help from across the multiverse from special guest Mikey Neumann [ filmjoy / Movies with Mikey ] we briefly look at quantum physics, time travel, 70's pop songs, the pentagon, and more, before preparing to untangle the complicated aftermath of the fracturing of all the X-men universe.  Songs featured : Roberta Flack - The First Time Ever I saw Your Face ...

The Timeline Episode 1.7: The Wolverine

November 08, 2021 21:24 - 1 hour - 158 MB

The Timeline returns as Linbert and Rob continue their trek through the X-Men film franchise canon, stopping off in sunny Japan to check in on old friend Logan who is in town to attend a funeral, ride the bullet train, and visit a love hotel.  What fun a wacky things is our silly old Wolverine going to get up to now. Go fuck yourself! If you like this and want to support content like this and more please  feel free to visit our Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/SEiiBUTSU Or for one time ...

The Timeline Episode 1.6: X-men First Class

August 06, 2021 06:28 - 2 hours - 225 MB

We are back with the next episode in the x-men saga. ThIn this episode we are covering the Men and Women of X in their developmental stages.  Can the new mutants work with the CIA and save the world from the Bacon crisis. Listen as Linbert and Rob talk about the cold war, women in their underwear, Kevin bacon, big feet, and blue children. If you like this and want to support content like this and more,  please feel free to visit our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/SEiiBUTSU Or for one t...

The Timeline Episode 1.5: X-men Origins Wolverine

June 16, 2021 10:45 - 2 hours - 109 MB

Linbert Bond and Robin Smith return to the timeline and take a look at the long awaited next part of the epic Wolverine saga. X-Men Origins: Wolverine. Meet James and his crazy brother Victor and they adventure through time, making friends along the way. Romance, action, and comedy! Fun for all the family! We also talk about Canada's involvement in the American Civil War, The great war, World War 2, Vietnam, and just how heavy is Hugh Jackman? Don't forget to listen out for the random dri...

The Timeline Episode 1.4: X-Men Last Stand

April 23, 2021 21:07 - 2 hours - 152 MB

In this episode of the timeline Rob and Linbert revisit 2006 and the last film in the original X-Men trilogy, The Last Stand. We discuss Mutant morality, video games, level 5 powers, abuse of powers, science, and wolverines inability to work as part of a team. (Spoilers, he's got no problem doing this). We also finally get a somewhat definitive timeline for the full X-Men trilogy of films, and make a shock discovery as we do. So don't get your panties in a twist and listen now to the time...

The Timeline Episode 1.3 : X-Men 2 X2 : X-Men United

January 08, 2021 18:25 - 2 hours - 132 MB

Rob and Linbert return to the mainline Fox produced X-Men films to track the timeline of X-Men 2, A.K.A. X2, A.K.A. X-Men United. We marvel at a well put together film with a great cast and brilliant script, and one of the greatest opening action scenes in the history of super hero cinema.  Listen as we learn about White House furniture, The history of humanity, The human DNA project, and find out some shocking things a pair of 13-year-old boys got up to. As always you can support us over...

The Timeline : 2.1 Generation-x

December 01, 2020 23:56 - 2 hours - 126 MB

Rob  and Linbert continue their journey through the timeline of everything that has and will have been. This time around we take a look at the hellscape on the dream web, filled with dream rapes and creepy teens. Dont forget to sleep next to an open fire and play your virtua fighter 2 arcade

The Timeline : 1.2 Generation-x

December 01, 2020 23:56 - 2 hours - 126 MB

Rob  and Linbert continue their journey through the timeline of everything that has and will have been. This time around we take a look at the hellscape on the dream web, filled with dream rapes and creepy teens. Dont forget to sleep next to an open fire and play your virtua fighter 2 arcade

The Timeline : 1.1 X-Men

October 19, 2020 15:57 - 2 hours - 113 MB

Rob and Linbert return to begin a new journey through the timeline of everything that has and will have been. We move from the dark and moody world of vampires and daywalkers to the much lighter world of Mutants and Super Powers as we tackle the fox produced X-Men movie series.  Starting as one would expect, at X-Men. Sadly this is a challenging episode for a number of reasons, both the daunting task of tackling multiple timelines and universes, as well as needing to talk about some potent...

The Timeline Episode 0.3 Blade Trinity

May 03, 2020 20:00 - 2 hours - 92 MB

Blade returns for one final vampire hunting go-around. Dracula, vampire viruses, a lead actor who refuses to open his eyes when filming. Robin Smith brings guest Linbert Bond along for this final ride as we look at the fascinating production history for blade trinity, before looking at the timeline of the films events.  Come and give this one a listen wont you, it's a hell of a ride.  Signed, BLADE  xxx If you like this and want to support content like this and more please feel free to v...

The Timeline Episode 0.2 Blade 2

February 25, 2020 22:29 - 1 hour - 74.6 MB

Robin looks at attempting to fit blade 2 into the growing timeline with the help of returning friend Linbert Bond.  This time we watch as Blade takes on a new force and works with the vampires... until he doesn't  And we get what could be our first concrete (?) point of time for the current timeline of events to be based on. God bless the Powerpuff girls. If you're listening or watching along with us feel free to email us with your thoughts at [email protected] ~ using the title "the t...

The Timeline Episode 0 . 1 : Blade

July 21, 2019 10:58 - 2 hours - 57 MB

We start the first pilot series of The Timeline by visiting classic comic book action horror film trilogy Blade. Just where does it fit in the timeline of everything that ever did happen?  ok... it's the start... but still.

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