Episode 120: WAP (Sexpisode 9)

Three Patch Podcast Episode 120: Our ninth annual Sexpisode, in which we do some naughty baking, discuss RPF and tinhatting, read Slippery Creatures, and sing raunchy fannish drinking songs.

Our ninth annual Sexpisode, in which we do some naughty baking, discuss RPF and tinhatting, read Slippery Creatures, and sing raunchy fannish drinking songs.

Segment timestamps:

0:00:39 Host Opening
0:37:31 Consulting Culinarians: Naughty Baking
1:34:16 Song: Scent, Scent, Scent the air
1:34:47 RPF Roundtable part 1: Writing and Reading RPF
2:22:15 Queerest Book Club: Slippery Creatures
2:52:57 Song: The Itsy Bitsy Bottom
2:53:29 RPF Roundtable part 2: Tinhatting and Industry-sanctioned RPF
3:46:32 Song: Just One Bed
3:47:46 That’s My Division
4:01:46 Post Mortem

Shownotes, contact details, and credits below.

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FULL SHOWNOTES

Host Opening (0:00:39)↑
Consulting Fans: Fox, Hope, and Emma
Producer/Editor: Fox

On masks, including CDC recommendations and tutorials on how to make surgical masks fit better
Street Dance of China Season 3 and Season 4
Conductor of Light: AO3 Tag Wranglers! (Wired article)
Gemma Chan article in Vogue

Consulting Culinarians: Naughty Baking (0:37:31)↑
Consulting Fans: DrinkingCocoa, Emma Grant, Johnlocked, Science
Producer/Editor: Science

The Consulting Fans discuss our experiences in producing baked goods in naughty designs, including eclairs shaped like dicks, vulva-shaped pie/crumble, and frosting/fondant art for cake toppers.

Photos of the masterpiece bakes
Chocolate anuses at DashCon
Spotted Dick bakeoff in Episode 115
Eclair recipe
Zucchini cobbler recipe
Fruit pie recipe
Tutorial on frosting art
Emma’s icon cake by DrinkingCocoa
Emma’s sex toy graveyard cake by DrinkingCocoa

Song: Scent, Scent, Scent, the Air (1:34:16)↑
Lyrics by: Chase, Science, Emma, and finnagain
Singers:  Science, Emma, and finnagain
Produced and edited by: finnagain

RPF Roundtable part 1: Writing and Reading RPF (1:34:47)↑
Consulting Fans: Emma Grant, Johnlocked, Mer
Producers: Caroline and Emma Grant // Editor: Caroline

Writers and fans of RPF (real person fic) discuss why and how they engage in RPF/RPS fandoms.

Mer on ao3 and twitter
Fanlore entry on RPF
Mer’s recs

Anything by venvephe – hockey (Jamie Benn/Tyler Seguin) and NCT RPF (multi)
Pretty Please by birbiebi, NCT RPF (Johnny/Ten)
Pulse Compatibility by taeyomi (buttercream), NCT RPF (Mark/Yuta)
Clothes and Company series by mntsnflrs, NCT RPF (multi)
Two Bros, Chillin in the Gay Club by chlexcer, BTS RPF (Jin/J-Hope)
The 100 Day Kiss Challenge by jeosheo, BTS RPF (Suga/Jimin)
Sometimes We Take Chances by brooklinegirl, Untamed RPF (Xiao Zhan/Wang Yibo) – cw mpreg

JL’s recs

JL’s Freebatch tag on tumblr
Method Act by splix, BBC Sherlock
taehyikes fics thread, BTS RPF

Emma’s recs

All This Learning Here is By You by nighimpossible, hockey rpf (Tyler Seguin/Patrick Sharp, Tyler Seguin/Jamie Benn), grad student AU
Ribs, by orphan account, hockey rpf (Jamie Benn/Tyler Seguin, Patrick Kane, Sidney Crosby), Texas high school football AU
Gotta Get Away From Here by Emma Grant (fake hockey rpf set in omgcp universe) 
Tyler Seguin ESPN Body Issue and the infamous popsicle gif
Emma’s hockey rpf bookmarks

Queerest Book Club: Slippery Creatures (2:22:15)↑
Consulting Fans: Alexxphoenix42, Johnlocked, Holmeson
Producer/Editor: Alexxphoenix42

This month we discuss a wonderfully queer book by K. J. Charles, Slippery Creatures.

Slippery Creatures by K.J. Charles

Song: The Itsy Bitsy Bottom (2:52:57)↑
Lyrics by: Chase, Science, Emma, and finnagain
Singers:  Science, Emma, and finnagain
Produced and edited by: finnagain

RPF Roundtable part 2: Tinhatting and Industry-sanctioned RPF (2:53:29)↑
Consulting Fans: Emma Grant, Caroline, Elise Vist, Porcupinegirl
Producers: Caroline and Emma Grant // Editor: Caroline

Fans discuss the practice of tinhatting their RPF ships, fan service and RPS (real person slash/shipping) as an industry practice, and the complications of transnational, cross-cultural RPF shipping.

Elise on twitter
PG on ao3
PG’s Supernatural podcast, Season 14
Fan service from pro hockey RPF

Gallys Bromance
This Avalanche tweet, quoting this deleted tweet

Slash kpop fan service: OnlyOneOf official libidO music video and the “Guilty Pleasure” version 
Chicago Tribute article on (straight) NHL RPF
Transformative Works article on the troubles of RPF by Milena Popova, an RPFer, “When the RP gets in the way of the F,” especially this conclusion:

“This indicates that while RPF may “shape and alter the star” (Busse 2006b), there are limits to such shaping and altering, imposed by the process of side-by-side reading integral to meaning making within fan fiction. Combined with the mass exodus from the fandom of those fans who saw continued involvement with Kane as a fan object as reproducing rape culture, this unfillable gap indicates that at a point of crisis, the public and official private personas of the star are collapsed with the glimpses of the real private person, imposing meanings that overwhelm any collectively constructed RPF character.”
Hockey RPF and the 4th wall Fanlore entry

Caroline’s recs

Teen Vogue article, “On RPF and Why People Love to Write Stories About Public Figures” by Stitch
NPR podcast and article concerning Xiao Zhan and 227, “Dream Boy And The Poison Fans”
Kadian explainers: Fluentu, kadian tumblr ask with examples

PG’s recs

Untamed Sherlockians Guide to BJYX
Tumblrs that post a lot about bjyx and/or the Chinese entertainment industry and the political and historical context surrounding it:

Potteresque-ire
Rainbowsky (masterpost link)
Peekbackstage (tags/masterpost)

Elise’s rec

KDC on twitter

Song: Just One Bed (3:46:32)↑
Lyrics by: Chase, Science, Emma, and finnagain
Singers:  Science, Emma, and finnagain
Produced and edited by: finnagain

That’s My Division (3:47:46)↑
Consulting Fans: Alexxphoenix42, Johnlocked, Finn
Producer/Editor: Alexxphoenix42

Celebrate the joy that is sexytimes with some recs for glorious explicit fanfic we’ve enjoyed.

Alexxphoenix42

To Serve by Leloi
Isolated by CarmillaCarmine
A Firm Hand by Ellipsical
Rookridge by HastaLux

Johnlocked

A Game for Seven by Only_A_Fangirl
The Great Sex Olympics of 221B by XistentialAngst 
A Tale of Two Bottoms by Only_A_Fangirl
Catalyst (BTS smut one-shots) by Only_A_Fangirl

Finn

Werebunny minicomic series by Plume (Cast list, comic version of yoongi yawn)
Awakening by idyllic_hummingbird
Got the cream by ohko, snookie
Shelter by creambunkoo

Post Mortem (4:01:46)↑
Consulting Fans: Fox, Hope, and Emma
Producer: Fox // Editor: Emma

D-Cakes from LA’s 626 Night Market
TPP’s Permission to Dance video

Contact

Email: [email protected]
Website: https://www.three-patch.com
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Discord: http://discord.gg/ZUYEJhN
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/threepatchproductions

Production Credits
Episode Producer: Emma Grant
Episode Audio Editor: Emma Grant
Banner Art: Fox Estacado
Distribution funded by fans!

Music Credit
Unless otherwise indicated, all music is available for purchase through online retailers such as amazon.com and iTunes.

Show Intro – David Arnold and Michael Price, Sherlock: Original Television Soundtrack Music From Series One: Opening Titles
Consulting Culinarians – Isaac Hayes, Chef Aid (The South Park Album): Chocolate Salty Balls
RPF Reading and Writing – Joel Plaskett Emergency, Asj Tray Rock: Fashionable People
A Study in Fanfic – Cake, Fashion Nugget: Open Book
RPF Tinhatting – Electric Six, I Shall Exterminate Everything Around Me That Restricts Me From Being The Master: Fabulous People
That’s My Division – John Coltrane, My Favorite Things [Deluxe Edition]: My Favorite Things, Part 1
Show Outro – Bee Gees, Saturday Night Fever [The Original Movie Soundtrack]: Stayin’ Alive

How to Cite
APA
Three Patch Productions (Producer). (2021, September 1). WAP (Sexpisode 9) [Episode 120]. Three patch podcast. Podcast retrieved from https://three-patch.com/2021/09/01/episode-120