Butthash (A lost episode): An Independence Day Spectacular

In honor of freedom and sloth, on this Independence weekend, we have decided to publish this "Lost" episode. (pssst...I knew where it was the whole time.)
Recorded during the closing hours of a fair spring evening, after imbibing our devils share of grampas cough medicine, our collective consciousness birthed unto us this monstrosity. This abomination of thought and communication. Allow me to spread this self-loathing on a little thicker for just this moment. This episode could actually be the worst in our short history with you all. Please, enjoy this special treat. Godspeed. Let freedom ring.