The Tennis Tragic
52 episodes - English - Latest episode: 8 months ago - ★★★★ - 6 ratingsThe Tennis Tragic is a talk opera about dreams, romance, style, grace, conflict, history, art, and service motions.
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Hang-Up
September 10, 2023 17:33 - 1 hour - 112 MBThe Tennis Tragic #054 / Hang-Up / Coco dials up her first major trophy, Ben Shelton calls into his first major semi-final, Novak rudely hangs up on Ben, Matte calls for action on climate change (without gluing ones' self to level 4 of Arthur Ashe Stadium), and we get a busy signal when trying to find out what ever happened to Hyeon Chung. David and Matte also touch on the pleasures of legal coaching and male players with beautiful smiles, while looking ahead to the Men's Final between Disru...
It Ain't Happening
August 27, 2023 17:38 - 56 minutes - 83.3 MBThe Tennis Tragic #053 / It Ain't Happening / It's happening! The Tragic Three have returned from a luxurious and restful break with a Double Slam Episode. We look back at Wimbledon and forward to the US Open. Does anything matter in light of the Novak-Carlos rivalry? Should we believe that Ons will eventually get to the mountaintop? Will we stop forgetting that Marketa Vondrousova exists? Other topics include Marco Trungelliti and Nao Hibino updates, Cleveland's perception in the culture, ...
Ley Tay Hsieh and Wang
June 25, 2023 22:17 - 1 hour - 104 MBThe Tennis Tragic #052 / Ley Tay Hsieh and Wang / David and Matte unite to review Roland Garros 2023. Matte falls asleep, Alcaraz falls apart, and Novak’s date with destiny is rewarded with a special Spider Man jacket! Miyu Kato turns that frown upside down, and Muchova’s all-court game impresses David. What could Bianca Andreescu and Michael call their mixed team? Bianca Venusa? Andre-enus? Vivi? Can players from Ukraine and Russia shake hands for peace? And is Tsitsidosa a heartwarming st...
The Multitude
May 27, 2023 17:08 - 48 minutes - 72.2 MBThe Tennis Tragic #051 / The Multitude / The Tragic Three reconvene after a lengthy hiatus to dip our toes back into the great wide pool of tennis, in anticipation of the 2023 French Open. We belatedly discuss a range of topics - Rafa's sad absence from Roland Garros, Netflix's middling tennis docu-series "Break Point", justice for Simona and discipline for Alexander, the budding rivalry of Rune-Ruud, Andreescu's horrible injury and return, Gael and Elina's return to the court, Matte's Rafa-...
Curses Are Real
January 28, 2023 04:19 - 59 minutes - 82 MBThe Tennis Tragic #050 / Curses Are Real / Are curses real? Can a curse truly affect the course of our lives? What form does a curse take at the “Cyber Slam” (aka Australian Open 2023)? How might curses manifest at the highest levels of sport? What does a curse sound like? What do the sounds of professional tennis sound like? What curses might we wish to see in the future? Answers to all of these questions may or may not be found in The Tennis Tragic’s 50th Golden Anniversary Episode,...
Upset Game II
January 19, 2023 14:36 - 35 minutes - 65.3 MBThe Tennis Tragic #049 / Upset Game II / Matte and David convene to discuss the results of the second historically significant edition of the Upset Game, where David is still in the running for a new World Record! We discuss the results of the first four days of the 2023 Australian Open, no-lose gambling strategies, the progress of young stars Leylah Fernandez, Coco Gauff and Emma Raducanu, impressive American men, Roommate Matt’s opinion that Kyrigos is good for the game, and the lovelines...
Lucky Lucky
January 15, 2023 00:34 - 1 hour - 124 MBThe Tennis Tragic #048 / Lucky Lucky / Matte and David engage in an indulgent pre-AO chat, as David makes his Tragic Return to Melbourne. Follow along in real-time as Richard Gasquet wins a title in Auckland, Lucky Loser Leolia Jeanjean gains entry to the main draw, and Matte and David casually saunter through the AO2023 singles draws, projecting outcomes with head and with heart. We also discuss attending (and paying for) quallies, the Netflix series, Osaka's withdrawal, being a Niemeier ...
Both Flesh and Not
September 26, 2022 12:31 - 1 hour - 90.2 MBThe Tennis Tragic #047 / Both Flesh and Not / David reads from David Foster Wallace's seminal 2006 Federer essay. Roger reflects on the bitterness and the sweetness. Matte sheds some tears for tennis royalty. Alex suggests potential partners for the future doubles world Number One. We also recap the US Open - a torch passed to Carlos Alcaraz, a promise from Frances Tiafoe, and a change of racquet from Iga Swiatek - and go searching for deep cuts in the dusty bins of the ATP Top 2500.
Leaning In
September 06, 2022 04:47 - 56 minutes - 83.4 MBThe Tennis Tragic #046 / Leaning In / Alex, Matte, and David reconvene during the US Open middle weekend to keep things Tragic and lean properly into the podcast vibe. We reveal the results from the inaugural edition of the Upset Game, look forward to incoming on-court drama, debate the merits of human net cord judges versus malfunctioning robotics, grant Pablo Carreno Busta a well-intentioned nickname, remember a real-life Renee Stubbs encounter... and reflect on Serena Wililams' final mat...
The Upset Game
August 28, 2022 23:45 - 31 minutes - 47.6 MBThe Tennis Tragic #045 / The Upset Game / David introduces the world to The Upset Game: a fantasy Grand Slam tennis experience where legions of devoted fans select five upsets per draw in the pursuit of glory. Will Cornet defeat Raducanu in the first? Will Evans defeat Cilic in the third? How might Soon Woo Kwon reach the quarterfinals!? We think it could be more interesting than picking Rafa and Iga to destroy all who stand against them. We'll find out! Much as we'll find out how Sere...
Fatal Consequences
June 26, 2022 19:50 - 1 hour - 118 MBThe Tennis Tragic #044 / Fatal Consequences / At long last, the Tragic Three received their first letter from a listener! Despite being threatened with legal action, the gang remain undeterred; committed to offering the choicest fact-based tennis analysis and opinion around. For this episode, we cut our teeth on the 2022 grass, and dig into the Wimbledon draws. We pick our desired finalists, devise a format for the baby-pushing Olympics, keep our eye on deep cuts Beatriz Haddad Maia and T...
Even With a Numb Foot
June 11, 2022 23:50 - 58 minutes - 86.1 MBThe Tennis Tragic #043 / Even With a Numb Foot / Three Tragics talk tennis in summary of the 2022 French Open. Topics include: Rafa's foot, Zverev's ankle, Toni's courtside seats, Iga's invincibility, Ruud's reported rage, Rune's graduation, Coco's double dish, Mourtaglou's empire, and Trevisan's expressions. Matte turns us onto deep internet cuts Foot Doctor Zach and the Tennis Brothers. We close with a look forward to Wimbledon and reflect on the dangerous power of our incantations and...
Tsitsipas's Tsadness
June 03, 2022 05:16 - 1 hour - 119 MBThe Tennis Tragic #042 / Tsitsipas's Tsadness / Matte and David convene in the thick of the dirt to discuss the events of Roland Garros leading up to the semi-finals. Topics include: the dangers of yoga, Amelie Mauresmo's night session faux pas, Iga Swiatek's 33rd consecutive court killing, Coco Gauff's 18 year-old maturity, non-traditional solutions to on-court coaching, the cheating Houston Astros, the choreography of line judges, the theatrical grandeur of Mo Lahyani, Martina Trevisan's...
Double Dirt Draw, Delayed
May 24, 2022 14:47 - 1 hour - 100 MBThe Tennis Tragic #041 / Double Dirt Draw, Delayed / Returning from a dirt hiatus, David meets separately with Alex and Matte to dissect another major draw and discuss the events of the day. Topics include: who among the women's draw will earn the right to lose to Swiatek in the final, McEnroe vs McEnroe, the Half of Doom, Holger Vitus Nodskov Rune's potential, Winning Time, elder statesman Stefanos Tsitsipas's comments on Carlos Alcaraz, ScoMo's resounding defeat, Exhibition Wimbledon, th...
Paradise Lost
April 01, 2022 01:11 - 1 hour - 103 MBThe Tennis Tragic #040 / Paradise Lost / The Tragic Three are stunned by Ash Barty's unexpected retirement as David reflects on the experience of awaiting entry to Tennis Paradise. We also rate our satisfaction from watching Tommy Paul take down Zverev (average score: 9.5/10), discuss Naomi Osaka's response to a heckler, continue to express our complicated fascination with Nadal, dissect the new unified Grand Slam final set rules, try to talk ourselves onto Team Alcaraz, and imagine Taylor ...
No War Please
March 11, 2022 07:50 - 1 hour - 92 MBThe Tennis Tragic #039 / No War Please / Matte and David discuss Russia's invasion of Ukraine and how it has impacted the world of professional tennis. We discuss sanctions, protests in Russia, Medvedev at #1, Rublev asking for peace, Svitolina's statement and victory over Potapova, the Yastremska sisters' humanitarian wildcard, Wladimir Klitschko, team competitions, the refugee crisis, nationalism in sport, David's visit to ATP Dallas, Jenson Brooksby, George Bush, Stefan Kozlov lost at se...
The Kid Stopped Dreaming
February 05, 2022 22:03 - 1 hour - 96.9 MBThe Tennis Tragic #038 / The Kid Stopped Dreaming / Rafa and Ash concluded the 2022 Australian Open with two perfect days of tennis, but defeated Daniil's childhood dream may have died in the process. David and Matte discuss the Special K's, the theoretical value of tennis etiquette, coaching from the box, string tension, Daniil's somber press conference, whether one would rather win a 250 or defeat Roger Federer in the first round, Mark Shorter's painting of Ash Barty's fist, David's feeli...
Toil and Trouble
January 15, 2022 22:45 - 1 hour - 125 MBThe Tennis Tragic #037 / Toil and Trouble / If it were done when 'tis done, then 'twere well it were done quickly... The tragedy of Novak casts a long shadow... but the Australian Open 2022 Draw hath been released, and here, upon this bank and shoal of time, we imagine the many-fork'd road ahead. Who might win or lose? How might the swirling chaos and high-level professional competition conspire to delight and disappoint us during the coming fortnight? We patiently pick our way through ...
Signs of True Tragedy
January 02, 2022 22:24 - 47 minutes - 65.5 MBThe Tennis Tragic #036 / Signs of True Tragedy / The gang reconvene after a humane period of rest to try and recall events of the past year. We reflect on Novak's triumph and heartbreak, Emma Raducanu's future, Krejickova's double, the Andreescu roller-coaster, missing Rafa, the coming Age of Darkness, Medvedev's occasional edge, and exchange Tennis Tragic parenting tips in anticipation of Alex's future Slam champion and World Number One.
God
December 25, 2021 02:05 - 55 minutes - 76.5 MBThe Tennis Tragic #028 / God / In this special, "lost" episode, spiritual consultant Callie Collins joins the pod for a special conversation about sport and religion. Callie and David discuss Dan Evan's Crown of Thorns tattoo, suffering, sacrifice, surrender, the spiritual lives of the Big Three, Roger Federer at confession, self-awareness, performative religion and ritual, Serena, Senna, and our Lord and Savior Mickey Mouse. Also: Matte and David are moved to poetry by springtime events i...
Wall Street and the Dead Fish
September 20, 2021 14:20 - 1 hour - 119 MBThe Tennis Tragic #035 / Wall Street and the Dead Fish / The 2021 US Open has swept through like a hurricane, unearthing a bounty of priceless dramatic treasure. The Tragic Three examine nuggets of intrigue under the microscope - from the player's bathroom to the trophy grandstand and everywhere in-between. Gems include: Daniil's victory celebration, Raducanu's unsettling perfection, Leylah's spirit and soul, Novak winning in defeat, Zverev's first age of darkness averted, Bianca Andreesc...
Zverev's First Age of Darkness
August 31, 2021 05:21 - 1 hour - 83.5 MBThe Tennis Tragic #034 / Zverev's First Age of Darkness / The Tragic Three convene to discuss ill omens and dark premonitions, and also the US Open 2021 Draw. Many greats have fallen into the pit of despair; will the tainted Alexander Zverev begin a reign of terror? Or will other, more enjoyable villains emerge from the ruins? We also discuss human nature and pre-class society, debating the possibilities of a better, more cooperative world. Is competition a natural byproduct of our being...
Wonderful Wimbledon
July 24, 2021 21:57 - 1 hour - 105 MBThe Tennis Tragic #033 / Wonderful Wimbledon / The Tragic Three gather to revel in the glory and pageantry of the inspiring 2021 Wimbledon Championships. Ash Barty realizes her childhood dreams, the Duke of Kent is taken out of cold storage for a final time, Tom Cruise makes a case for inclusion in the royal family, and Novak Djokovic eats the grass (again). Also: Matte and David take a closer look at the sport's summer fashion (in white, with trims of color), look forward to a strangely q...
It's Alive!!
July 05, 2021 16:09 - 49 minutes - 67.4 MBThe Tennis Tragic #032 / It's Alive!! / The living surface claims blood and souls at Wimbledon. We reflect on many that have been taken - Serena Williams, Sara Sorribes-Tormo, Sofia Kenin, Bianca Andreescu - while pondering the fate of those who remain unscathed. Will Novak Djokovic's Wolf Energy result in him eating the grass once more? Or will the grass instead eat Novak? Also: talk about the magic in the tennis balls, the towels and the chairs, and Andy Murray championing the cause of...
Common Standards of Decency
June 30, 2021 13:08 - 52 minutes - 72.5 MBThe Tennis Tragic #031 / Common Standards of Decency / The 2021 Wimbledon Dress Code is revealed! And also: the 2021 Wimbledon Draw! Matte and David go a layer deep and discuss classism, pageantry, aging bodies, scalloped dresses, austerity measures, lessons from modern dance, middle names, Carla Suarez Navarro, Ricardis Berankis, and Rendy Lu.
The Soiled and the Clean
June 27, 2021 17:07 - 1 hour - 88.8 MBThe Tennis Tragic #030 / The Soiled and the Clean / Novak savors victory, Barbora doubles down, Roger takes time for a towel, Stefanos feels so much of everything, Lorenzo gets a lesson in sporting behavior, and Davy Gravy calculates the statistical probability of unlikely events at Roland Garros.
To Play a Few Good Points
May 30, 2021 20:46 - 1 hour - 82.5 MBThe Tennis Tragic #029 / To Play a Few Good Points (against Nadal in the Second Round) / It's time for another Draw Show! We visit every quarter and sub-quarter of the 2021 Roland-Garros tournament brackets for Women and Men alike. Naomi Osaka ducks out of the press room, chair umpires get dunked, tie-dyed ogres hit the festival circuit, Carla Suarez-Navarro returns, and we wonder: who strikes a tragic enough figure for Matte to turn to once Richard Gasquet retires?
To Play A Few Good Points
May 30, 2021 20:46 - 1 hour - 82.5 MBThe Tennis Tragic #029 / To Play A Few Good Points (against Nadal in the Second Round) / It's time for another Draw Show! We visit every quarter and sub-quarter of the 2021 Roland-Garros tournament brackets for Women and Men alike. Naomi Osaka ducks out of the press room, chair umpires get dunked, tie-dyed ogres hit the festival circuit, Carla Suarez-Navarro returns, and we wonder: who strikes a tragic enough figure for Matte to turn to once Richard Gasquet retires?
Going to the Dirt Shop
May 02, 2021 23:33 - 57 minutes - 78.9 MBThe Tennis Tragic #027 / Going to the Dirt Shop / The gang professes its love for clay court tennis (of various colors); scrappy Dan Evans gets the royal treatment in Monte Carlo; Alex recaps Rublev and Rafa's rumble; we engage in our regularly scheduled debate about whether or not Hawkeye should be adopted on clay; Matte imagines socialist utopian tennis clubs; Davy Gravy reveals his favorite blue thing.
Avocado or Pear?
April 12, 2021 13:52 - 51 minutes - 71.4 MBThe Tennis Tragic #026 / Avocado or Pear? / The Tragic Three reconvene to discuss the events of Acapulco, Doha, and Miami. Talking points include: fruit-shaped trophies, muscle locations, players who may have sold their souls to the Devil, Roger Federer's beautiful serve, whether the post-match lie-down celebration is appropriate, how to procure clay for your court, player unions, and the vibe of the Miami Dolphins' stadium parking lot. David introduces new AI friend "Davy Gravy" and offe...
The King of Hard
March 15, 2021 13:55 - 1 hour - 93.6 MBThe Tennis Tragic #025 / The King of Hard / Novak reigns.. but what are his powers? Jayne Hrdlicka works the crowd. Protestors disrupt the match. Predictions fail to manifest. The impact of athlete endorsements is considered. Please send all high dollar value marketing opportunities to tennistragicpod at gmail dot com. We await your call.
Bit of a Legend
March 02, 2021 04:01 - 45 minutes - 70.1 MBTennis Tragic #024 / Bit of a Legend / Reflections on herbal tea, birdsong, service motions, Naomi Osaka, Jen Brady, and doubles (doubles!)
Body Positive
February 16, 2021 00:04 - 1 hour - 130 MBThe Tennis Tragic #023 / Body Positive / David pens a letter to the Tennis Podcast and receives an unexpected response. Features the AO2021 Fashion Roundup with Matte and David. Discussion topics include the meaning of the word 'journeyman', Alex Bolt's post-playing career, the trend towards meditation and mental training, joyless tennis, and Victoria's flash Covid lockdown.
Next Door to Yulia
February 07, 2021 19:24 - 43 minutes - 69.4 MBThe Tennis Tragic #022 / Next Door to Yulia / The Tragic Three imagine conditions in the hard quarantine, remember The Match That Time Forgot and Michael Pervolarakis, and discuss general topics during the lead-up to the AO, including (but not limited to) doping bans, blackface, clickbait, vaccines, and the throng of the AO crowd.
The Fake Crowd Noise Era
September 29, 2020 00:11 - 55 minutes - 102 MBThe Tennis Tragic #021 / The Fake Crowd Noise Era / Alex returns and Maritsa joins for various Tragic Chats discussing the US Open 2020, fake crowd noise, Djokovic's default, line judge conspiracy theories, the value of towel kids, Patrick McEnroe's walkabout, Medvedev, Thiem, Vika, Serena, Osaka, Zverev, players eating salads, and more. Features the First Ever Segment of "Tennis and the Arts"; Matte brings our attention to Cigdem Aydemir's performance piece "The New National Sport."
Hiding Under The Bed
May 23, 2020 21:20 - 46 minutes - 44.4 MBThe Tennis Tragic #020 / Hiding Under The Bed / Rafa calls in from quarantine, Matte catches Linsanity, David and his father discuss formative sports memories, and more dreams of great players retiring from matches.
Fig Ignorant
March 02, 2020 09:20 - 27 minutes - 26.1 MBThe Tennis Tragic #019 / Fig Ignorant / Roger goes under the knife, Vasek spoons out a little maple, and Matte and David stick a fork in the GOAT convo. Is it fully cooked? Hard to say!
Dreams-Come-True-Girl
February 12, 2020 12:10 - 55 minutes - 53.3 MBThe Tennis Tragic #018 / Dreams-Come-True-Girl / Do dreams really come true? Do you just need to believe in your dreams? Is that enough? Matte and David discuss childhood dreams, premonitory dreams, endings, Margaret Court, Godwin's Law, John McEnroe, Martina Navratalova, Evonne Goolagong, Colin Kaepernick, Ash Barty, Tennys Sandgren, commerce, Garbine Muguruza, and Sofia Kenin's first major title. As it was foretold.
AO 2020 Day Six
January 26, 2020 12:00 - 21 minutes - 22.3 MBThe Tennis Tragic #017 / AO 2020 Day Six / The gang discuss the finer points of Kyrgios's performance (and behavior) in his match against some Russian guy? Hatch-a-something? Khachanov! That guy is pretty good. Also: Goffin-Rublev, Bethany Mattek-Sands and Sofia Kenin on the doubles court, and a look forward to a desperately tedious Raonic-Cilic match.
AO 2020 Day Five - The Demons Are Always There
January 24, 2020 23:55 - 33 minutes - 33.6 MBThe Tennis Tragic #016 / AO 2020 Day Five - The Demons Are Always There / Federer summons forth another unholy victory against a righteous John Millman. Coco defeats elder stateswoman Osaka. Serena bows out to Wang Qiang. Tennys Sandgren's guns were out, as the suns... were out?
AO 2020 Day Three - More Sweetie
January 23, 2020 00:50 - 26 minutes - 26.9 MBThe Tennis Tragic #015 / AO 2020 Day Three - More Sweetie / We doubled down on a couple of long and delightful five-setters and explored some on-site commercial activations.
AO 2020 Day Two - Tragic Tuesday
January 22, 2020 01:15 - 27 minutes - 27 MBThe Tennis Tragic #014 / AO 2020 Day Two - Tragic Tuesday / 88 Completed Matches! 88 pro athletes, fallen in fierce competition! We gathered the morning after this epic day at Melbourne Park to discuss the highlights, the smashed racquets, the heartbreak, the occasionally sublime play, Court 3 acoustics, and RESPECT.
AO 2020 Day One
January 20, 2020 12:07 - 16 minutes - 16 MBThe Tennis Tragic #013 - AO 2020 Day One - Are we doing daily episodes? We're doing daily episodes! Or mini-episodes? Whatever the case, Matte, Alex, and David rolled down to the AO grounds under the threat of rain and got stuck in the squall. The tennis was unexceptional and mostly water-logged, and we came away musing mostly about the season's new fashion lines.
AO 2020 Draw Show
January 19, 2020 14:56 - 1 hour - 57.9 MBThe Tennis Tragic #012 / AO 2020 Draw Show / Matte and Alex just arrived in Melbourne and we immediately started talking about brackets, the space-time continuum, possible future screaming matches, and whether or not anything is truly inevitable.
Nick The Human Towel Rack
January 14, 2020 07:33 - 49 minutes - 44.4 MBThe Tennis Tragic #011 / January 14 2020 / For the first time since meeting at the 2019 Australian Open, The Tragic Three convened in Brisbane, Australia to watch real, live tennis - checking out the inaugural ATP Cup's Group Stage with a little WTA Brisbane International bonus action on the side! We witnessed grown men smashing racquets, speculated about the true lineage of some rising stars, gently argued about the use of instant replay and towel racks, and discussed the pros and cons of ...
Scrappy Hoodrat Tennis
November 27, 2019 02:17 - 1 hour - 182 MBThe Tennis Tragic #010 / November 24 2019 / The tennis season is finally coming to a close... or is it? What will we do with our lives? Well, for now, we've recorded 80+ minutes of chat about the new Davis Cup, the ATP Finals, the WTA Finals, World Team Tennis, Team Tennis, Tennis Teams, the Tennis Tragic Slam, Bill Gates, Milos Raonic, and more! We invent a personal backstory for Dan Evans, dig a little deeper into the meaning of the word "disgrace," and attempt to answer the pressing qu...
Killer Cahill's Radical Candor
November 03, 2019 04:32 - 1 hour - 141 MBThe Tennis Tragic #009 / November 2 2019 / The gang delves into the controversy surrounding Darren Cahill's coaching methodology, shows the love for the WTA Finals and ATP Paris Masters events, delves into Matte's subconscious, discusses the inequitable prize money distribution at Wimbledon in 1982, and debate the pros and cons of the Round Robin format. We also debut our latest innovation - dramatic readings of press conferences and on-court coaching!
On Kid Mascots
October 16, 2019 08:46 - 46 minutes - 50.2 MBThe Tennis Tragic #008 / On Kid Mascots Asia keeps on swinging, as do the Tragic Three. Our gang sneaks into the ATP Shanghai Masters event just after Novak and Roger departed, and just prior to Daniil's eventual triumph. We recap the epic battle between Naomi and Bianca in Beijing, revisit the topic of weirdo umps, say hello to our fifth Instagram follower, learn about what it takes to become a line judge, and speculate about what it takes to be chosen as a kid mascot. And for the gambl...
Let Us Go To Love And Serve (The Lord)
September 25, 2019 07:23 - 1 hour - 153 MBThe US Open ended ages ago! The Asian Swing is in full swing! Laver Cup is a thing that happened! Look, not every episode can be the GOAT. Sometimes you record a Basilashvili. Anyway, if you enjoy reverb in your podcast recordings, have we got a podcast for you! Highlights include: Matte's acapella jingle options, our upcoming Tennis Tragic road trip, the suitability of various sports for live radio, our love for mixed team events (and the sad demise of the Hopman Cup), French ind...
Cinnamon and Chocolate Babka
September 06, 2019 21:00 - 1 hour - 145 MBThe gang digs into the drama of the US Open from inside the eye of the quarterfinal hurricane! We ponder our own mortality through the lens of another Roger Federer defeat, take a closer look at Daniil Medvedev's middle finger, and dig into Novak's disrespect. Other topics include: matching yachts for the Big 3 (and the Pliskova twins), Bianca Andreescu's career slam over/under, Naomi Osaka's maturity, wisdom, and grace (at 21), YOXOI's samurai blouse, and end with a lovely musical number...