Captain's Log, Stardate 2185:

After spending the last two months travelling back and forth across the galaxy, solving problems ranging from mother-daughter issues to father-son issues to vat-grown alien puberty, I have finally secured the loyalty of every member of my crew. At long last, I can trust they are focused on the task at hand, and so we can once more turn our attention to the threat of the Reapers and their Collector pawns. No more distractions, no more personal journeys, no more petty trials and tribula- what's that, Legion? You have an urgent matter to discuss? Is it about our mission? Please tell me it's about our mission...

This week we're taking on the Reaper IFF and...sigh... one last loyalty mission.

Thnaks for listening!