Alex, Chris, Jesse, and Jon offer their weekly teaspoon of nonsense. They discuss the apparent pettiness between the Carolina Hurricanes and the Montreal Canadiens with the offer sheet signing of Jesperi Kotkaniemi (8:30), Jack Campbell as the starting goalie in Toronto (14:00), and the streaking Toronto Blue Jays (16:04). The crew remember how phenomenal a ballplayer Hall of Famer Larry Walker was, and what he means to Canadian baseball fans (19:51). The guys preview the first week of the NFL season (25:11), Jon and Alex banter about the playoff chances of the Patriots and the Dolphins (31:10), and discuss the Mac vs. Tua matchup on Sunday (33:28). The boys talk about their fantasy football league draft and the final standings projections (39:55), give their Qualin Awards (44:26), and play a round of Start-Bench-Cut focused on Alex's favourite childhood athletes (46:52).