Alex, Jesse, Jon, and Josh offer their weekly teaspoon of nonsense. They start the show discussing the following NHL headlines: Mike Yeo healthy scratching reigning ironman Keith Yandle (0:27), the enigma that is Phil Kessel (5:15), and wonder how hockey without fighting would look (8:31). Alex outlines the most lopsided trades in sports history (13:35), including the Red Sox trading Babe Ruth to the rival Yankees, the Colts shipping John Elway to the Broncos, and the Nets sending Dr. J to the 76ers. The boys then recap the men's NCAA Final Four and the Kansas Jayhawks' title (23:23), Tiger Woods playing at Augusta National (32:18), and the Toronto Raptors locking up a playoff spot (37:07). The guys outline the NHL playoff picture (44:20), Josh questions the difference between wearing sports jerseys and Comiccon fans in costume (50:27), and they offer their Qualin Award nominations (52:23). Alex gives his MLB postseason predictions (56:30), and the squad finish the show playing Start-Bench-Cut focused on the front-runners in the NHL's Pacific Division (60:16).