Alex, Chris, Jesse, Jon, and Josh offer their weekly teaspoon of nonsense. They discuss Mac Jones being drafted by the Patriots (1:05), Justin Fields drafted by the Bears (5:41), and other headlines from the first round of the NFL Draft. The crew delve into the drama surrounding Aaron Rodgers and the Packers (10:35), the NHL playoff race (17:06), and Connor McDavid's astounding point streak (19:17). The fellas push back on the Vegas Golden Knights' exemption from the Seattle Kraken's expansion draft (19:48), and recall the ugliest jerseys in sports (24:07). The squad give their Qualin Awards for the most timely plays of the week (34:54), talk about Joe Thornton's friendship with Gord Downie (38:40), and play a unique round of Start-Bench-Cut [Hudson's Bay Co., Walmart, Zellers] (42:58).