Alex, Chris, Jesse, Jon, and Josh offer their weekly teaspoon of nonsense. They discuss Marcus Semien's awkward look in his introductory press conference with the Texas Rangers (0:47), Marc Bergevin being let go by the Montreal Canadiens (14:31), and how technology has changed sports (20:19). The crew converse about the Pats-Bills matchup on Monday night (41:01), the NFL MVP race (52:14), and their fantasy football league (54:36). They also talk about early title contenders in the NBA (56:03), early title contenders in the NHL (58:23), and Brady Tkachuk vs. Brendan Lemieux (59:41). The show ends with everyone's Qualin Award nominations (67:10), and a brief discussion on Tyreek Hill's challenge to Usain Bolt (72:06).