Ash Learns The Bible- Ep. 7: Christmas Miracles (PATREON EXCLUSIVE)

Merry Christmas Cultlings! Or Happy Honda Days, Merry Chrysler, or just Good Monday friends... whatever your jam is! This is our gift to you, a Patreon EXCLUSIVE episode!

Did y'all know that Christmas isn't JUST about presents and lights and decorations? It's actually kind of mainly about this dude named Jesus. In this special holiday episode, Ash takes a stab at telling the story of Christ's birth and Kristal steps in to make it factual. We've got a 100 plus year old woman giving birth, and justice for Elizabeth, Zechariah and John the Baptist. Ash and Kristal start the St. John the Baptist fan club with a few hashtags and t-shirts to come, SAY HIS NAME!

And Ash shares her favorite Christian rock song with us at the end, if you've got gonorrhea on Valentine's Day or Christmas... "Why Don't You Look Into Jesus?"?!

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-Research by Kristal Adams.
-Audio editing by Ryan Pregent.