That Never Happened
42 episodes - English - Latest episode: almost 3 years ago - ★★★★★ - 1 rating'That Never Happened' follows the lives of three college idiots bringing humor to the fucked-up coronavirus experience as we live through it. Join Toby, Conall, and Bobby as they traverse topics from eating dog food to trying Seeking Arrangements. The boys have no shame when it comes to sharing intimate details about their lives; listen to them probe the minds of the Internet’s most interesting people, like Steve Jobs and Supreme Patty.
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College Mental Health
July 28, 2021 10:00 - 29 minutes - 26.8 MBSponsored by Sunday Scaries - Get 25% off site-wide using the code BECHILL: https://sunday-scaries.n72aat.net/6by4eV Conall’s Instagram: @tfmcman Bobby’s Instagram: @tfmbirdlaw Toby’s Instagram: @t.w.w.m
Bar Advice & Smiling At Funerals
July 21, 2021 10:00 - 28 minutes - 26.4 MBSponsored by Sunday Scaries. Get 25% off site-wide using the code BECHILL: https://sunday-scaries.n72aat.net/6by4eV Conall’s Instagram: @tfmcman Bobby’s Instagram: @tfmbirdlaw Toby’s Instagram: @t.w.w.m
Joe Rogan and Aliens
July 14, 2021 10:00 - 32 minutes - 30 MBSponsored by Sunday Scaries - Get 25% off site-wide using the code BECHILL: https://sunday-scaries.n72aat.net/6by4eV Conall’s Instagram: @tfmcman Bobby’s Instagram: @tfmbirdlaw Toby’s Instagram: @t.w.w.m
How To Deal With Being Single
June 30, 2021 10:00 - 37 minutes - 35.3 MBSponsored by Sunday Scaries. Get 25% off site-wide using the code BECHILL: https://sunday-scaries.n72aat.net/6by4eV Conall’s Instagram: @tfmcman Bobby’s Instagram: @tfmbirdlaw Toby’s Instagram: @t.w.w.m
Gymsharks and Sea Lice
June 23, 2021 10:00 - 23 minutes - 21.7 MBBrought to you by Sunday Scaries. Use promo code BECHILL for 25% off! https://sunday-scaries.n72aat.net/6by4eV Conall’s Instagram: @tfmcman Bobby’s Instagram: @tfmbirdlaw Toby’s Instagram: @t.w.w.m
Getting Relationship Advice From A Coworker
June 16, 2021 10:00 - 36 minutes - 33.8 MBHuge thanks to Sunday Scaries. Use promo code BECHILL for 25% off! Click the link here: https://sunday-scaries.n72aat.net/6by4eV Conall’s Instagram: (@tfmcman) Bobby’s Instagram: (@tfmbirdlaw) Toby’s Instagram: (@t.w.w.m)
Drinking HOT SAUCE w/ Mitchell Tenpenny
June 09, 2021 10:00 - 27 minutes - 26.5 MBToday the boys have on their first IN PERSON guest, Mitchell Tenpenny! They talk about his history in country music and his love for Total Frat Move while Toby drinks some hot sauce. But before Mitchell can even enter the studio, the boys talk about their experience with cops and how they obviously should’ve been more careful in college. Brought to you by Sunday Scaries. Use promo code BECHILL for 25% off! Click this link: https://sunday-scaries.n72aat.net/6by4eV Follow them on social media...
That Never Happened - Season 2 (Episode 1)
June 02, 2021 06:00 - 33 minutes - 31.7 MBThanks to our sponsor, Sunday Scaries. Use promo code BECHILL for 25% off! https://sunday-scaries.n72aat.net/6by4eV Follow us on Instagram: Conall Lynch @tfmcman Bobby D'Angelo @tfmbirdlaw, Toby Mendenhall @t.w.w.m Total Frat Move @totalfratmove
Do Girls Poop?
April 24, 2021 16:34 - 53 minutes - 48.8 MBThere has never been a time on this podcast where the boys aren’t immediately gross… which is fine with me. Follow us on social media to feel better about yourself because Bobby is 5’8, Conall has terrible hair, and Toby is just overall handsome(not written by Toby). Conall’s Instagram(@tfmcman): https://www.instagram.com/tfmcman/ Bobby’s Instagram(@tfmbirdlaw): https://www.instagram.com/tfmbirdlaw/ Toby’s Instagram(@t.w.w.m): https://www.instagram.com/tfmtoby/ Total Frat Move...
3 Dudes 1 Bed
April 19, 2021 14:21 - 29 minutes - 27.3 MBThe boys spend their last night in Scranton sharing one bed. Follow us on social media to feel better about yourself because Bobby is 5’8, Conall has terrible hair, and Toby is just overall handsome(not written by Toby). Conall’s Instagram(@tfmcman): https://www.instagram.com/tfmcman/ Bobby’s Instagram(@tfmbirdlaw): https://www.instagram.com/tfmbirdlaw/ Toby’s Instagram(@t.w.w.m): https://www.instagram.com/tfmtoby/ Total Frat Move Twitch is a fun place to vacation to: https:/...
Getting The Cops Called On Us
April 12, 2021 15:49 - 19 minutes - 17.9 MBOur first day in Scranton and we already hate it... #TFM #podcast #frat Follow us on social media to feel better about yourself because Bobby is 5’8, Conall has terrible hair, and Toby is just overall handsome(not written by Toby). Conall’s Instagram(@tfmcman): https://www.instagram.com/tfmcman/ Bobby’s Instagram(@tfmbirdlaw): https://www.instagram.com/tfmbirdlaw/ Toby’s Instagram(@t.w.w.m): https://www.instagram.com/tfmtoby/ Total Frat Move Twitch is a fun place to vacation to:...
"Orange Man Bad" -DMX
April 09, 2021 21:01 - 39 minutes - 36 MBDMX and Tik Tok is what these 2 guys thought Follow us on social media to feel better about yourself because Bobby is 5’8, Conall has terrible hair, and Toby is just overall handsome(not written by Toby). Conall’s Instagram(@tfmcman): https://www.instagram.com/tfmcman/ Bobby’s Instagram(@tfmbirdlaw): https://www.instagram.com/tfmbirdlaw/ Toby’s Instagram(@t.w.w.m): https://www.instagram.com/tfmtoby/ Total Frat Move Twitch is a fun place to vacation to: https://www.twitch.tv/t...
A Very "Special" Announcement
April 06, 2021 11:57 - 34 minutes - 31.5 MBThese boys have some news that you are going to 100% care about Follow us on social media to feel better about yourself because Bobby is 5’8, Conall has terrible hair, and Toby is just overall handsome(not written by Toby). Conall’s Instagram(@tfmcman): https://www.instagram.com/tfmcman/ Bobby’s Instagram(@tfmbirdlaw): https://www.instagram.com/tfmbirdlaw/ Toby’s Instagram(@t.w.w.m): https://www.instagram.com/tfmtoby/ Total Frat Move Twitch is a fun place to vacation to: http...
We Get DARK
April 02, 2021 16:08 - 29 minutes - 27.3 MBOnce Bobby steps out, Conall and Toby get really weird... video/sound at the end of episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFevH5vP32s&list=LL&index=125 Follow us on social media to feel better about yourself because Bobby is 5’8, Conall has terrible hair, and Toby is just overall handsome(not written by Toby). Conall’s Instagram(@tfmcman): https://www.instagram.com/tfmcman/ Bobby’s Instagram(@tfmbirdlaw): https://www.instagram.com/tfmbirdlaw/ Toby’s Instagram(@t.w.w.m): ...
Sending $100 For Feet Pics
March 29, 2021 18:55 - 40 minutes - 36.7 MBAnother oldie episode that touches on some sensitive topics Follow us on social media to feel better about yourself because Bobby is 5’8, Conall has terrible hair, and Toby is just overall handsome(not written by Toby). Conall’s Instagram(@tfmcman): https://www.instagram.com/tfmcman/ Bobby’s Instagram(@tfmbirdlaw): https://www.instagram.com/tfmbirdlaw/ Toby’s Instagram(@t.w.w.m): https://www.instagram.com/tfmtoby/ Total Frat Move Twitch is a fun place to vacation to: https://...
The Flaccid Fantasy
March 26, 2021 13:51 - 41 minutes - 37.9 MBLet's talk about how girls like our flaccid dicks... Follow us on social media to feel better about yourself because Bobby is 5’8, Conall has terrible hair, and Toby is just overall handsome(not written by Toby). Conall’s Instagram(@tfmcman): https://www.instagram.com/tfmcman/ Bobby’s Instagram(@tfmbirdlaw): https://www.instagram.com/tfmbirdlaw/ Toby’s Instagram(@t.w.w.m): https://www.instagram.com/tfmtoby/ Total Frat Move Twitch is a fun place to vacation to: https://www.twi...
Sending Nudes For Attention
March 22, 2021 13:51 - 24 minutes - 22.2 MBAnother oldie episode from a little less than a year. let's get weird. Follow us on social media to feel better about yourself because Bobby is 5’8, Conall has terrible hair, and Toby is just overall handsome(not written by Toby). Conall’s Instagram(@tfmcman): https://www.instagram.com/tfmcman/ Bobby’s Instagram(@tfmbirdlaw): https://www.instagram.com/tfmbirdlaw/ Toby’s Instagram(@t.w.w.m): https://www.instagram.com/tfmtoby/ Total Frat Move Twitch is a fun place to vacation to...
Miami Spring Break Recap
March 19, 2021 12:00 - 39 minutes - 36.2 MB(some of) the boys went to Miami and live to tell the tale... Follow us on social media to feel better about yourself because Bobby is 5’8, Conall has terrible hair, and Toby is just overall handsome(not written by Toby). Conall’s Instagram(@tfmcman): https://www.instagram.com/tfmcman/ Bobby’s Instagram(@tfmbirdlaw): https://www.instagram.com/tfmbirdlaw/ Toby’s Instagram(@t.w.w.m): https://www.instagram.com/tfmtoby/ Total Frat Move Twitch is a fun place to vacation to: https:...
Trolling Call Her Daddy
March 15, 2021 11:22 - 25 minutes - 23.4 MBThe buys discuss how they were NOT hazed in college and how men and women go through puberty. Follow us on social media to feel better about yourself because Bobby is 5’8, Conall has terrible hair, and Toby is just overall handsome(not written by Toby). Conall’s Instagram(@tfmcman): https://www.instagram.com/tfmcman/ Bobby’s Instagram(@tfmbirdlaw): https://www.instagram.com/tfmbirdlaw/ Toby’s Instagram(@t.w.w.m): https://www.instagram.com/tfmtoby/ Total Frat Move Twitch is a f...
Trying to Cancel People On Twitter
March 12, 2021 13:00 - 1 hour - 55.6 MBThe boys talk about celebrities backing them up in a bar fight and how to cancel people on twitter. Follow us on social media to feel better about yourself because Bobby is 5’8, Conall has terrible hair, and Toby is just overall handsome(not written by Toby). Conall’s Instagram(@tfmcman): https://www.instagram.com/tfmcman/ Bobby’s Instagram(@tfmbirdlaw): https://www.instagram.com/tfmbirdlaw/ Toby’s Instagram(@t.w.w.m): https://www.instagram.com/tfmtoby/ Total Frat Move Twitch ...
Chewing On JUUL Pods
March 08, 2021 11:56 - 1 hour - 55.6 MBChewing on juul pods and doing some unspeakable things to a goat is what your ears are hearing... no joke Follow us on social media to feel better about yourself because Bobby is 5’8, Conall has terrible hair, and Toby is just overall handsome(not written by Toby). Conall’s Instagram(@tfmcman): https://www.instagram.com/tfmcman/ Bobby’s Instagram(@tfmbirdlaw): https://www.instagram.com/tfmbirdlaw/ Toby’s Instagram(@t.w.w.m): https://www.instagram.com/tfmtoby/ Total Frat Move T...
Trying To Explain The Penis
March 05, 2021 12:00 - 1 hour - 58.6 MBThese boys did a live podcast stream so we turned it into an episode! Follow us on social media to feel better about yourself because Bobby is 5’8, Conall has terrible hair, and Toby is just overall handsome(not written by Toby). Conall’s Instagram(@tfmcman): https://www.instagram.com/tfmcman/ Bobby’s Instagram(@tfmbirdlaw): https://www.instagram.com/tfmbirdlaw/ Toby’s Instagram(@t.w.w.m): https://www.instagram.com/tfmtoby/ Total Frat Move Twitch is a fun place to vacation to: h...
When The Moms Attack
March 01, 2021 18:05 - 31 minutes - 28.8 MBThere has never been a time on this podcast where the boys aren’t immediately gross… which is fine with me. Follow us on social media to feel better about yourself because Bobby is 5’8, Conall has terrible hair, and Toby is just overall handsome(not written by Toby). Conall’s Instagram(@tfmcman): https://www.instagram.com/tfmcman/ Bobby’s Instagram(@tfmbirdlaw): https://www.instagram.com/tfmbirdlaw/ Toby’s Instagram(@t.w.w.m): https://www.instagram.com/tfmtoby/ Total Frat Move...
Middle School Girlfriends
February 28, 2021 13:40 - 28 minutes - 26 MBA throwback episode from the first podcast these boys ever did together. Take a listen and see if you can spot the differences and catch some old references. Follow us on social media to feel better about yourself because Bobby is 5’8, Conall has terrible hair, and Toby is just overall handsome(not written by Toby). Bobby’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tfmbirdlaw/ Toby’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tfmtoby/ Conall’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tfmcman/ M...
Best Of THAT NEVER HAPPENED | Vol 1
February 22, 2021 15:51 - 27 minutes - 25.4 MBThe first-ever best-of compilation for That Never Happened. A collection of clips from the first 6 episodes or so. Please rate and review on apple podcast. ENJOY! Follow us on social media to feel better about yourself because Bobby is 5’8, Conall has terrible hair, and Toby is just overall handsome(not written by Toby). Bobby’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tfmbirdlaw/ Toby’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tfmtoby/ Conall’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tfmcma...
Frat House Raid Story
February 19, 2021 13:00 - 19 minutes - 18.1 MBWelcome to the first-ever fully zoomed episode of That Never Happened! The 3 sexy boys are scattered across the US right now, but they were able to record a small episode. Let's call it a Minisode. Enjoy! Follow us on social media to feel better about yourself because Bobby is 5’8, Conall has terrible hair, and Toby is just overall handsome(not written by Toby). Bobby’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tfmbirdlaw/ Toby’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tfmtoby/ Conall’s I...
When Tinder Dating Goes TOO FAR
February 15, 2021 12:00 - 59 minutes - 54.3 MBThese boys have got it bad. Today, they share some of their worst date experiences, as well as tips on how to deal with blue balls Follow us on social media to feel better about yourself because Bobby is 5’8, Conall has terrible hair, and Toby is just overall handsome(not written by Toby). Bobby’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tfmbirdlaw/ Toby’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tfmtoby/ Conall’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tfmcman/ More content at totalfrat...
Mark Normand Didn't Pay Dues
February 08, 2021 14:00 - 57 minutes - 52.6 MBIn today’s episode, the boys talk to famous (in their eyes) comedian, Mark Normand! They chat about comedy during these times and how Mark didn’t pay his fraternity dues. Follow us on social media to feel better about yourself because Bobby is 5’8, Conall has terrible hair, and Toby is just overall handsome(not written by Toby). Bobby’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tfmbirdlaw/ Toby’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tfmtoby/ Conall’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.co...
Ranking America's Problems
February 05, 2021 15:00 - 52 minutes - 47.8 MBIn today’s episode, the boys talk about everything facing America today. From Gamestop to Caronavirus, nothing is off-limits. Be sure to subscribe and leave a review on Apple podcast so we can read it in the next episode! Follow us on social media to feel better about yourself because Bobby is 5’8, Conall has terrible hair, and Toby is just overall handsome(not written by Toby). Bobby’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tfmbirdlaw/ Toby’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tfmtob...
Meet The Pornstar That Khabib Tried To Have Murdered
February 01, 2021 13:25 - 1 hour - 55.3 MBIn today’s episode, the boys talk to another pornstar, Kira Queen! They also talk about the current stonk situation while sneaking in a chat with an actual r/wallstreetbets moderator. Take a listen. Kira Queen only scratched the surface of what It's like where she is from. Check out this article that tells another story and goes into more detail: https://www.media-diversity.org/meet-the-dagestani-instagram-influencer-fighting-racism-and-sexism/ Follow us on social media to feel bett...
The Future of TFM...
December 01, 2020 12:47 - 1 hour - 57.4 MBIn today’s episode, the boys talk about their thanksgivings and how stupid Tik Tok is. There is no guest on this episode as TFM is going through some changes so the boys thought it would be best to wait a little until things are more concrete. Thanks for listening! Follow us on social media to feel better about yourself because Bobby is 5’8, Conall has terrible hair, and Toby is just overall handsome(not written by Toby). Bobby’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tfmbirdlaw/ Toby’s...
Russell Hartley Gives Us Dating Tips
November 17, 2020 11:04 - 54 minutes - 50.2 MBIn today’s episode, the boys talk to legendary dating coach Russell Hartley. He Shares tips and stories to help Conall and Bobby be better at picking up chicks. He also addresses some internet beef. Check out Russel Hartley on Tik Tok: https://www.tiktok.com/@russellhartley?lang=en Follow us on social media to feel better about yourself because Bobby is 5’8, Conall has terrible hair, and Toby is just overall handsome(not written by Toby). Bobby’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.c...
Election Aftermath with Lil Lake
November 07, 2020 06:43 - 57 minutes - 52.8 MBIn today’s episode, the boys talk about the election and how they are 90% sure that they have coronavirus. They also sit down with an old friend and Soundcloud rapper, Lil Lake. He talks about what it's like to be a rapper during a pandemic and how his brother probably gave him coronavirus. Check out Lil Lake: https://soundcloud.com/king-arthur-366598223 Follow us on social media to feel better about yourself because Bobby is 5’8, Conall has terrible hair, and Toby is just overall h...
Doing Impressions with Lukas Arnold
November 01, 2020 07:28 - 56 minutes - 52.1 MBIn today’s episode, the boys talk about how bad they all were at paying fraternity dues and their most embarrassing moments as a child. They also talk to Lukas Arnold, a famous voice actor and comedian that shares the secret to doing impressions of your blind middle school teacher. Check out Lukas Arnold: https://lukastarnold.com/ Also, check out his Podcast “Two Nosy Meerkats” https://open.spotify.com/show/4MX830oEIomE1eZvFF8ruj?si=RT-Kw3j7SLqIbXiH_tzYWw https://twonosymeerkats.p...
Trevor Wallace
October 24, 2020 08:09 - 59 minutes - 54.1 MBIn today’s episode, the boys talk about the current tension in the US and the worst place to get into a fight. Trevor Wallace also pops in to share his history in comedy and how to get sued by White Claw. Follow us on social media to feel better about yourself because Bobby is 5’8, Conall has terrible hair, and Toby is just overall handsome(not written by Toby). Bobby’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tfmbirdlaw/ Toby’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tfmtoby/ Conall’s Inst...
Sara Jay Gives Us Sex Advice
October 16, 2020 20:15 - 50 minutes - 46 MBIn today’s episode, the boys talk about how messed up pregnancy is as well as how a normal man is supposed to wipe. They also have the famous Dan Leal back on the program, but he brought along the beautiful Sara Jay to talk even more about porn for these sad college kids. Follow us on social media to feel better about yourself because Bobby is 5’8, Conall has terrible hair, and Toby is just overall handsome(not written by Toby). Bobby’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tfmbirdla...
Drinking Beer with Sammy Adams
October 06, 2020 20:39 - 58 minutes - 53.4 MBIn today’s episode, we crack open a cold one with the legendary Sammy Adams. He tells us his backstory as well as the creation of “frat rap”. We critique his most popular song while he tells us about tour bus etiquette. Follow us on social media to feel better about yourself because Bobby is 5’8, Conall has terrible hair, and Toby is just overall handsome(not written by Toby). Bobby’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tfmbirdlaw/ Toby’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tfmtoby...
Top 3 Drinking Buddies - Eli Sones of Two Friends Shares His DJ Stories
September 29, 2020 18:17 - 1 hour - 54.9 MBIn today’s episode, we talk about how not to shave your chest, how awesome Paul Blart Mall Cop is, and our top 3 tv show drinking buddies. We also talk to legendary music artist Eli Sones as he walks us through the day in the life of a DJ. Follow us on social media to feel better about yourself because Bobby is 5’8, Conall has terrible hair, and Toby is just overall handsome(not written by Toby). Bobby’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tfmbirdlaw/ Toby’s Instagram: https://www.in...
Francis Ellis - Leaving Barstool & Stand Up
September 25, 2020 08:47 - 1 hour - 57.1 MBIn today’s episode, we talk about going to bars during a pandemic, opening up to your parents, and plan B. We also have Francis Ellis on to talk about his time at Barstool and how he didn’t go to Harvard. Follow us on social media to feel better about yourself because Bobby is 5’8, Conall has terrible hair, and Toby is just overall handsome(not written by Toby). Bobby’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tfmbirdlaw/ Toby’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tfmtoby/ Conall’s ...
Porno Dan Gives Back
September 22, 2020 05:48 - 49 minutes - 45.5 MBPorno Dan joins us on episode 3 of 'That Never Happened' presented by Total Frat Move.
SUPREME PATTY Is Back!
September 17, 2020 10:21 - 32 minutes - 27 MBThis Episode: Today’s episode we talk suburban white Moms, zoom DMs, and dying grandparents. We also have on Supreme Patty(yeah the dude with the headband). Follow us on social media to feel better about yourself because Bobby is 5’8, Conall has terrible hair, and Toby is just overall handsome(not written by Toby). Bobby’s instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tfmbirdlaw/ Toby’s instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tfmtoby/ Conall’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tfmcman/ Mor...
Please Don't Cancel Us
September 08, 2020 10:58 - 28 minutes - 26.1 MBEpisode #1 of 'Please Don't Cancel Us' presented by Total Frat Move