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Thank You for Being a Podcast: The Golden Girls Podcast

178 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 5 years ago - ★★★★ - 55 ratings

Each week Anthony Desamito (@AnthonyDesamito) and Genevieve Rice (@genevieverice) invite a guest comedian to watch an episode of THE GOLDEN GIRLS and they discuss its greatness just for you!

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Interview With Golden Girls Writer Marc Cherry

February 06, 2019 17:00 - 1 hour - 43.8 MB

*Drumroll... * We had the absolutely amazing Marc Cherry (Golden Girls writer/producer, Desperate Housewives creator, Why Women Kill on CBS All Access) on the Golden Girls podcast!!! We sat in the beautiful pool house in Marc's home in Los Angeles and chatted about his time working for The Golden Girls. It was a nostalgic, engaging fun time and we learned many things about the actresses, his life struggling to make it as a writer and the thrills & phenomena that is the Golden Girls cult foll...

The Golden Girls' 1988 Royal Variety Performance with Sari Beliak and Courtney Wahlstrom

January 23, 2019 17:00 - 51 minutes - 35.3 MB

We watched the Golden Girls' performance for the Queen of England during the 1988 Royal Variety Performance overseas. We gathered round once again and invited, friend of the show, Sari Beliak (@thecrassceiling, The Onion, Reductress) and Courtney Wahlstrom (@bonecrusherqueen, The Bro Show, Big Pine Comedy Festival) the Genevieve's house to talk all about the Golden Girls' visit to the London Palladium Theatre. It was something completely new to us, strange but befitting. It was a great time!...

Taste Buddies with Anthony Desamito

August 30, 2018 18:46 - 1 hour - 47.4 MB

TYfBaP alum Genevieve Rice is back with a new podcast, Taste Buddies, about the best subject in the world: food! In this very special episode, Genevieve reunites with her former co-host Anthony Desamito to talk about everything from birthdays in restaurants to the virtues of Walmart. We even talk about The Golden Girls for a hot minute. Scratch your Genevieve and Anthony itch here!  Taste Buddies is available on iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher and just about any other place where podcasts are fo...

The Golden Girls: Their Greatest Moments TV Special with Tony Tripoli

May 09, 2018 16:00 - 55 minutes - 37.9 MB

We are back for this very special episode of TyFBaP with the most amazing human ever, the insightful Tony Tripoli (@TonyTripoli, E!'s Fashion Police with Joan Rivers, Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List)! We watched the Golden Girls TV special filmed 11 years after the series ended in 2003 with the most awkward interviews from the cast, all except Sophia. It was The Room of TV specials, amazing AND terrible. Just listen to our recap and also the special is on YouTube... we really let it all...

LIVE! The Golden Girls Ep 180 One Flew Out of the Cuckoo's Nest Part 2 with Maggie Maye, Valerie Tosi and Bryan Vokey

January 24, 2018 17:00 - 1 hour - 39.5 MB

We're LIVE in L.A. and it's the FINALE PART 2!!! We had the wonderful Maggie Maye, (@Maggiemayehaha, CONAN, Gotham Comedy Live) Valerie Tosi (@valerie_tosi, Buzzfeed, The Mermaid Comedy Hour) and Bryan Vokey (@BryanJVokey, No Sir I Don't Like It podcast, Adrenaline) on the very LAST episode of Thank You for Being a Podcast. We had cheesecake and drank wine at The Clubhouse in Los Angeles as we watched the very last episode of the series, the one in which Dorothy gets married to Lucas, played...

LIVE! The Golden Girls Ep 179 One Flew Out of the Cuckoo's Nest Part 1 with Everett Byram and Daniel Moquin

January 17, 2018 17:00 - 1 hour - 39.8 MB

It's the SERIES FINALE PART ONE! LIVE! We can't believe it! We had so much fun with Everett Byram (@rad_milk, Owned by Steve Harvey on Live TV, Buzzfeed) and Daniel Moquin (@notdanielmoquin, Boy's Club, SOVO Magazine) as we ate four types of cheesecake and sang the Golden Girls theme song! It was a proposal-sode, of course! It was the one where Blanche tricks Dorothy into going on a date with her uncle, so she can have a one-night-stand with a tennis instructor. So her date Lucas, and Doroth...

The Golden Girls Ep 177 & 178 Home Again, Rose Part 1 & 2 with Merrie Greenfield

January 10, 2018 17:00 - 1 hour - 83 MB

We had the incomparable, hilarious Merrie Greenfield (The Torch Theatre, The Foundation improv, Spearmint improv) on the Golden Girls podcast! We watched the one where the girls try to crash a high school reunion to meet single men and Rose ends up having a cardiac episode and needing triple bypass. Rose's daughter visits and expresses her hate for her mother's roommates and Blanche makes a very, unlikely deal with God to save Rose. And Sophia is Sophia. It's a serious-sode! But also, not. W...

The Golden Girls Ep 176 Rose: Portrait of a Woman with Jen Saunderson

January 03, 2018 17:00 - 1 hour - 72.7 MB

We had the amazingballs, superfun Jen Saunderson (@JenSaunderson, IFC's The Filling is Mutual, America's Got Talent) on the Golden Girls podcast! We watched the one where Blanche convinces Rose to give Miles a racey picture of herself for his birthday, but then shit hits the fan when Miles' friends accidentally get a glimpse. Also, Dorothy lands a job a big video game corporation where she gets to teach terrible people about who knows what. And Sophia is of course, hussling. We talked about ...

The Golden Girls Ep 174 & 175 A Midwinter Night's Dream Part 1 & 2 with Sarah Dorfman

December 27, 2017 17:00 - 1 hour - 35.9 MB

We had the Golden Girls royalty that is Sarah Dorfman (@SarahPDorfman, Hollywood Hotel, VersaChalk Social Media Influencer) on the Golden Girls podcast! We watched the one where the Golden Girls throw a party during a leap year's full moon which makes everyone act strange. A lot happens: Rose is debating wether she should marry Miles for a free trip to Paris, Blanche is being courted by a career theif, Sophia is dealing with a curse and Dorothy kisses Miles and is caught by Sophia. We talked...

The Golden Girls Ep 173 Journey to the Center of Attention with Erin Alexis

December 20, 2017 17:00 - 51 minutes - 29.3 MB

We had Golden Girls super-fan Erin Alexis (@erinalexistweet, True Blood, Hart of Dixie) on one of the last Golden Girls podcast episodes ever! Hooray! We watched an attention-sode! It was the one where Blanche invites a depressed Dorothy to the Rusty Anchor, Dorothy surprisingly is a hit among the bar's testosterone-driven clientele and Blanche does not like this one bit. Also, Sophia decides to throw herself a wake while she's alive with the help of Rose. We talked about The Star Wars Holid...

The Golden Girls Ep 172 Ebbtide VI: The Wrath of Stan with Carmen Morales and Mo Urban

December 13, 2017 17:00 - 55 minutes - 51 MB

We had the amazing Carmen Morales (@thefunnycarmen, FOX's Laughs, HBO Latino) and the very best person Mo Urban (@SomeMoComedy, Comedy at the Wench, Cunts Being Cunts Talking About Cunts Comedy Show) on the Golden Girls podcast! Hooray! It's a court-isode! We watched the one where we find out that Sophia is a nightmare to buy shoes for. Also Rose finds a story to report for her TV job regarding Uncle Angelo's slumlord who, as we know, is Dorothy and Stan... which leads to a court scene! The ...

The Golden Girls Ep 171 Questions and Answers with Zach Stein

December 06, 2017 17:00 - 59 minutes - 34.2 MB

We had the always great Zach Stein (@hack_stein, Friends Forever Podcast) on the Golden Girls podcast! It was a puppy-sode! And Jeopardy is in town! We watched the where Dorothy is auditioning for Jeopardy and she's taking studying and winning way too seriously. Also, Rose is back to her Candy Striper volunteer work at the hospital and it's so stressful that the girls give her a dog. We talked about getting hit with broomsticks, dog gardens and abiding by dream law. Music by Mike Dennison (@...

The Golden Girls Ep 170 The Commitments with Kristin Lytie and Molly Dean

November 30, 2017 01:00 - 58 minutes - 39.9 MB

We had the totally great Kristin Lytie (@KristinLytie, Beast Village Comedy Festival, Spaceship Comedy) and also the awesome Molly Dean (@WLDbrryHashTart, The Freakin' A's, Comedy On Fire) on the Golden Girls podcast! Hooray! We watched the one where Dorothy is fixated on a Beatles cover band and she falls in love with a George Harrison impersonator. Also, Blanche starts dating a guy that will doesn't want to have sex with her at all and Blanche basically explodes. We talked about matchmaker...

The Golden Girls Ep 169 Goodbye, Mr. Gordon with Chris Wilmoth

November 22, 2017 17:00 - 1 hour - 69.9 MB

We had the fantastical Chris Wilmoth (@TheRealBRoch, Rent Money Comedy, Off The Rails at the VFW) on the Golden Girls podcast! Huzzah! It's a molest-isode! We watched the one where Dorothy gets together with an old high school teacher who is, as we all agreed, super creepy. Also, Rose is producing a show at the TV station and gets Dorothy and Blanche to be guests and let's just say, things go terribly wrong. And Sophia is sassy. We talked about early 90's digital typewriters, walking around ...

The Golden Girls Ep168 Older Boyfriends with Hannah Heard

November 15, 2017 17:00 - 1 hour - 42.4 MB

This week our guest is the great Hannah Heard (@hahahannah421) on the Golden Girls podcast! Hooray! It was the one where Sophia finds a boyfriend in the personals but it comes with a price, his sister, and she has a very bad plan for their relationship. Also, Rose is visited by an old lover who she does not remember at all. C-plot: Blanche gets striped of all her womanly powers. We talked about houses made of trash, dropping sick old blindfolded women in the middle of town and no-incest lemo...

The Golden Girls Ep 167 The Pope's Ring with Julie Seabaugh

November 08, 2017 17:00 - 1 hour - 39.4 MB

We had the superbly, amazing comedy writer Julie Seabaugh (@Julie Seabaugh, Rolling Stone, Variety) on the Golden Girls podcast! We had a pope-isode! We watched one where the Pope is coming to visit Miami and Sophia is hunting him down so he can help bless her dying friend Agnus. Also, Blanche points out that Miles might be cheating on Rose. C-plot: Dorothy and Blanche compete to see who can give Rose the best present. We talked about how to deal with greeting cards, gymnastic sex horse pain...

The Golden Girls Ep 166 From Here to the Pharmacy with Danielle Arce

November 01, 2017 16:00 - 57 minutes - 39.3 MB

We had the superbly great Danielle Arce (@DanielleArce, Breakfast Babes, DanielleLand) on the Golden Girls podcast! We watched a soldier-sode! It was the one where one of Blanche's hook-ups comes back from the fighting in the Gulf War to be with Blanche again... But Blanche doesn't remember him. Also, Sophia is writing her will and she's trying to make sure Dorothy gets nothing. We talked about full-frontal nude Harvey Keitel, grave-robbing and Danielle's super nice projector. Music by Mike ...

The Golden Girls Ep 165 Room 7 with Valerie Roberts

October 25, 2017 16:00 - 1 hour - 34.8 MB

We had Golden Girls superfan Valerie Roberts (@ValleyValAZ, Tempe Center for the Arts) on the Golden Girls podcast! Valerie won all 3 Golden Girls prizes at our last live show at the Big Pine Comedy Festival, so yes, we had to have her on. It’s a ghostisode! We watched the one where Blanche’s family plantation is being torn down and she will do everything to stop it! Also, Sophia gets a visit from her dead husband. We talked about ghosts, ghosts and more ghosts. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd...

The Golden Girls Ep 164 Ro$e Love$ Mile$ with Bill Laskowski

October 18, 2017 16:00 - 1 hour - 37.1 MB

We had male comedian Bill Laskowski (@BillLaskowski, Big Pine Comedy Festival) on the Golden Girls podcast! It was an Italy-sode! It was the one where Dorothy goes on a cruise with a new lover and leaves Blanche in charge of Sophia, who decides that this is a good time to visit Italy all by herself. Also, Rose is fed up with Miles because he's become very cheap lately. We talked about harassing Rodeo Drive store employees, smelling dudes' armpits and strong-arming your way to navigating a bo...

The Golden Girls Ep 162 & 163 The Monkey Show Part 1 & 2 with Kerrilynn Gallagher

October 11, 2017 16:00 - 1 hour - 40.5 MB

We had the magical Kerrilynn Gallagher (@kergal14, PHX People, Lady Killers) on the Golden Girls podcast! It was a hurricanisode! From the infamous NBC's Hurricane Saturday, a one-off cross-over programming block with Empty Nest and Nurses! It's the one where a hurricane's a comin' and Sophia is the only one who seems to care, Dorothy catches her sister Gloria having sex with Stan who is still in therapy from Ep 160 and Blanche and Rose try to save a lighthouse through a fundraiser. A LOT HA...

The Golden Girls Ep 161 Dateline: Miami with Andrew Ryan Fox

October 04, 2017 16:00 - 1 hour - 36.6 MB

We had the lovely Andrew Ryan Fox (@KillAndrewFox, Slapped Jack Black in the face, Andrew Ryan Fox Live At The Velvet Underground! album)  It was a fake recap episode! We watched the one where Dorothy somehow goes on a date with a very popular bachelor and makes everyone else jealous. So the remaining three Golden Girls stay up late and go back in time: telling horrible dating stories! We talked about the tv show Slut Grandma, literally making a margarita in a sailor's mouth and pubes in you...

The Golden Girls Ep 160 Mother Load with Iesha Renee

September 27, 2017 16:00 - 1 hour - 36 MB

We had the awesomeness that is Iesha Renee (@IeshaRenee6, Arizona's Funniest Person with a Day Job Finalist, Big Pine Comedy Festival) on the Golden Girls podcast! AND it was a tiredcast. We watched the one where Rose is writing roast jokes for a co-worker which Blanche decides she's going to date and it turns out he's a mama's boy. Also, Stan ambushes Dorothy during a therapy session and the issue being: Sophia. We talked about fart dust, monkey volcanoes and chewing your boyfriend's gum. M...

LIVE! The Golden Girls Ep 159 Where's Charlie? with Pauline Yasuda and Jeremiah Coughlan

September 20, 2017 16:00 - 1 hour - 35.2 MB

We had the totally fun Jeremiah Coughlan (@haha_jcough, Crom Comedy Festival, Hudson Comedy Festival) and the amazingness that is Pauline Yasuda (@PaulineYasuda, California's Funniest Female Winner, The Bill Engvall Show) on the Big Pine Comedy Festival's live Thank You For Being a Podcast! We sat at Blendz in Flagstaff and watched the one where Dorothy tries to write a letter to her dead father, Sophia pretends to be possessed by Rose's late husband's ghost and Blanche coaches a baseball pl...

The Golden Girls Ep 158 That's For Me to Know with Jihan Sabir

September 13, 2017 16:00 - 58 minutes - 53.2 MB

We had the amazing Jihan Sabir (@JihanSabir, The Ebony Mic) on the Golden Girls podcast! It's a secretsode! It was the one where the girls find out that Blanche's house isn't up to code to have so many tenants living in her home and one Golden Girl has to eventually leave. Also, we find out that Sophia has been married before she was married to Dorothy's father. And Rose knows building codes! We talked about illegal immigrants living in your trailer, salami masturbation and sequin blouse wea...

The Golden Girls Ep 157 Beauty and the Beast with Mary Upchurch and Jack Galvin

September 06, 2017 16:00 - 1 hour - 65.5 MB

We had Mary Upchurch (@maryupchurch on Insta, Jesterz, Arizona's Funniest Person With a Day Job Finalist) and Jack Galvin (@realjackgalvin, Big Pine Comedy Festival) on the Golden Girls podcast! Huzzah! It's a wheelchairsode! It's the one where Dorothy hires a nurse to help with Sophia who is wheelchair bound and the nurse starts stewing up trouble. Also, Blanche enters her grand-daughter into the Little Miss Miami beauty pageant and Blanche gets way too into it. We talked about crazy child ...

The Golden Girls Ep 156 The Case of the Libertine Belle with Brett Erickson

August 30, 2017 16:00 - 54 minutes - 31.3 MB

We had the wonderful Brett Erickson (@iBrettmypants, The Unbookables, The Doug Stanhope Podcast) on the Golden Girls podcast! AND. IT. WAS. AWESOME! It was Golden Girls meets Murder She Wrote: We watched the one where the Golden Girls attend a murder mystery night for Blanche's work and there turns out to be a real murder... And Blanche is the main suspect! Also, Sophia steals a bunch of silverware. We talked about prostitution motels, orgasming with a dildo in your butt and kinky knife play...

The Golden Girls Ep 155 Hey, Look Me Over with Gina Brillon and Kim Porter

August 23, 2017 16:00 - 1 hour - 36.8 MB

We had the amazing Gina Brillon (@GinaBrillon, The Fluffy Movie, Comedy Central’s Live at Gotham) and the incredible Kim Porter (@Kimboheinie, L.A. Drama Critic's Circle Award, Phoenix New Times' Big Brain Award) on the Golden Girls podcast! Hooray! We watched the one where Blanche develops some old photos and discovers that Rose's ex-husband Charlie may have possibly slept with Blanche! Also, Dorothy fights getting help for her hearing despite the girls' advice. And there was a bullhorn. We...

The Golden Girls Ep 154 Henny Penny Straight No Chaser with Mariana Desamito

August 16, 2017 16:00 - 1 hour - 41.4 MB

We had the most amazing person in the world on the podcast, the awesome Mariana Desamito (@comedicfailure on Insta, @cobelita on Snap)! We watched the one where a kids' school play being put on at Dorothy's school is under siege because the kids in the play got the measles. So, the girls volunteer to act and sing in the Golden Girls version of Chicken Little! Hooray! Also, a love-scorned obituaries writer publishes Blanche's false obituary in the paper and Blanche is completely shocked becau...

The Golden Girls Ep 153 Never Yell Fire in a Crowded Retirement Home Part 2 with Anthony Desamito and Genevieve Rice

August 09, 2017 16:00 - 1 hour - 39 MB

We had NO GUEST! It's just Anthony Desamito (@AnthonyDesamito, FOX's Laughs, The Doug Stanhope Podcast) and Genevieve Rice (@genevieverice, The Dana Gould Hour, Bird City Comedy Festival founder) on the GG Podcast! Huzzah! We watched the second part of what turned out to be a flashback-isode, our FAVORITE kind. It's the conclusion of the one where Sophia is arrested for setting her old retirement home on fire. Uh-oh. We talked about dogs being stuck together, the movie Loverboy and why Shady...

The Golden Girls Ep 152 Never Yell Fire in a Crowded Retirement Home Part 1 with Molly Dean

August 02, 2017 16:00 - 1 hour - 34.8 MB

She's back! It's Molly Dean (@WLDbrryHashTart, The Freakin' A's) on the Golden Girls podcast again... Hooray! It's a flashback-isode! We watched the one where it's revealed that Sophia was the one who set her retirement home on fire from episode one! And during this ordeal, the Golden Girls somehow reminisce about everything from being a slut to saving marine mammals. We talked about the Latins, Jew Jerry Curls and how Bea Arthur doesn't know how to write. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) an...

The Golden Girls Ep 151 Love for Sale with Joe Kaye

July 26, 2017 16:00 - 1 hour - 47.1 MB

Our guest this week is Joe Kaye (@JoeCharlesKaye, Canteen Points) on the Golden Girls podcast! It's a Stan-isode. We hungover-ishly watched the one where Dorothy enters a bachelorette auction and Stan wins her! Also, Sophia's brother Angelo visits under bad circumstances. AND Dorothy and Stan inherit an apartment building. We talked about how the movie Point Break was created, Rosebud diapers and the Roseanne reboot: Ghostanne. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

The Golden Girls Ep 150 What a Difference a Date Makes with Jessie Balli

July 19, 2017 16:00 - 1 hour - 31.2 MB

Our guest this week is Jessie Balli (@chatterboxaz). We watched the one where Dorothy decides to go on a date with a guy who stood her up on prom night, so of course she has ulterior motives. Also, Blanche goes on a crash diet so she can fit into her wedding dress and C-plot: Sophia tortures her with food. We talked about MySpace's flowing blessings, Gulliver's Island roleplay and fully blown Asians. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

The Golden Girls Ep 149 Witness with Jimmy Callaway

July 12, 2017 16:00 - 57 minutes - 32.7 MB

This week's guest is the great Jimmy Callaway (@Jimmytheworm, Lupo Danish Never Has Nightmares, Splitsider) on the Golden Girls podcast! We watched the one where Blanche tries to join "The Daughters of the South" and she discovers some shocking information during the process. Also, Miles is back from hiding in an Amish community because the Cheeseman has gotten out of prison and is out looking for him. And Sophia loses her glasses. We talked about a Golden Girls as Walking Dead characters, t...

The Golden Girls Ep 148 Even Grandmas Get the Blues with Scott Luhrs

July 05, 2017 16:00 - 1 hour - 35 MB

We had the superbly great Scott Luhrs (@luhrsman, Chatterbox, In Vino Veritas) on the Golden Girls podcast! Hooray! We watched the one where Blanche is mistaken for the mother of her grand-daughter by a new love interest and has to continue the deception to be with him. Also, Dorothy is having trouble with her honor students because they are way too smart for her. And Sophia and Rose put on a virginity renewing festival. We talked about flirting after bombing, dogs playing babies on TV and b...

The Golden Girls Ep 147 Melodrama with Pallavi Gunalan

June 28, 2017 16:00 - 1 hour - 35.1 MB

It's the supz aweome Pallavi Gunalan (@PallaviGunalan, Mom Party, Desi Comedy Fest) is our guest this week on the Golden Girls podcast! We ate unnecessary vegan pizza and watched the one where Blanche begins to fall in love with a regular booty call, but does he feel the same way? Also is up for a weekend reporter position at her job and is covering... wait for it... A DOG SHOW! We talked about being Disneyland slut-shamed, Taco Bell dates and trauma trapping men. Music by Mike Dennison (@mi...

The Golden Girls Ep 146 Older and Wiser with Deidra Kathleen

June 21, 2017 16:00 - 1 hour - 38.1 MB

We had the totally super fun Deidra Kathleen (@DeidraKathleen, Rosemary's Food Baby, In Case You Missed It) on the Golden Girls podcast! Hooray! It was a false pretense-isode! We watched the one where Dorothy pretends to get Sophia a job at a nursing home but really it's just a way to get Sophia to be watched over by the home. Also, Blanche and Rose land a gig at a mall as models for the local Pennysaver. We talked about untrustworthy dog walkers, licking VHS tapes and being cast as a "Cash ...

The Golden Girls Ep 144 & 145 There Goes the Bride Part 1 and 2 with Andrea Guzzeta

June 14, 2017 16:00 - 1 hour - 41.8 MB

We had the totally awesome Andrea Guzzetta (Insta: @andreaguzzeta, Milwaukee Comedy Festival) eat Thai food with us while we watched Golden Girls! It was a late night, sleepycast! We watched the two-parter where Rose's previous partner Miles' friend Ray starts hanging out with Rose and Rose begins to be stalked by his jealous wife. Also, Dorothy reveals to Sophia that she has been dating Stan behind her back. AND Debbie Reynolds. We talked about the sitcom "Stripper and Cop," polygamist divo...

The Golden Girls Ep 143 Miles to Go with Victor Martinez Jr.

June 07, 2017 16:00 - 1 hour - 58.3 MB

We had the awesome Victor Martinez Jr. (@VictorMcomedy, The High Tonight Show, Garage Mic) on the Golden Girls podcast! We smoked and hung out at the Palihouse Hotel in West Hollywood courtesy of Genevieve Rice and watched and amazing episode; we watched the one where we find out that Rose's boyfriend Miles is living under the witness protection program hiding from a mobster that he snitched on. Also, Blanche starts an illegal dress scheme where she buys dresses, wears them one time and then...

The Golden Girls Ep 142 Sister of the Bride with Joleen Lunzer and Xchel Hernandez-Zendejas

May 31, 2017 16:00 - 1 hour - 36.7 MB

This was fun! We had Xchel Hernandez-Zendejas (@HiSilentX, Married to Bravo, Hot Off the Hotdish) and Joleen Lunzer (@PaleGurl, FOX's Laughs, Dissecting the Set) on the Golden Girls podcast in Genevieve's hotel room in West Hollywood! We watched the one where Blanche's gay brother Clayton is back and this time he's gayer than ever... because he's getting married! To a dude! A Blanche cannot understand any of it and refuses to try. Also, Rose tries to win the Volunteer of the Year Award but t...

The Golden Girls Ep 141 The Bloom Is Off the Rose with Hana Michels

May 24, 2017 16:00 - 1 hour - 37.6 MB

It' s the amazing Hana Michels (@HanaMichels, Funny or Die, The Hard Times) on the Golden Girls podcast! Hooray! We watched the one where Rose's relationship with Miles has become very predictable, so Rose signs them up for skydiving classes. Also, Blanche starts dating a guy who is very verbally abusive and no one can talk her out of seeing him. *crowd oooos* And the c-plot is Sophia shames Dorothy. We talked about periods in space, guys that liked Linkin Park and grabbing birds to steal th...

The Golden Girls Ep 140 Ebbtide's Revenge with Danny Williams

May 17, 2017 16:00 - 1 hour - 47.1 MB

We had the loveable, supz kewl Danny Williams (@trunk_liquor, Off The Rails Comedy) on the Golden Girls podcast! Hooray! We watched the one where Sophia's cross-dressing son Phil passes away and the funeral is for some reason in Miami. Which means that Sophia has to be in the same room with her daughter-in-law Angela, who for some other reason, doesn't like. Funerals, ya know. We talked about church chicken spots, priests hanging curtains together and Ashley Judd inside of Morgan Freeman's b...

The Golden Girls Ep 139 Stand By Your Man with Mo Urban

May 10, 2017 16:00 - 56 minutes - 38.6 MB

We had the super kewl Mo Urban (@SomeMoComedy, Comedy at the Wench, The Estrogen Hour) on the Golden Girls podcast immersed in a Tucson hotel paradise. We watched the one where Blanche picks up a guy at the library and it turns out that he's in a wheelchair, so obviously the old wheelchair joke book is dusted off. Also, Rose gets a supz cute puppy and everyone is angry about it, especially Dorothy, OF COURSE. We talked about killing boners, the show Brotherly Love and lost mother dogs. Music...

The Golden Girls Ep 138 Girls Just Wanna Have Fun... Before They Die with April Walterscheid

May 03, 2017 16:00 - 51 minutes - 35.6 MB

We the super, uber awesome April Walterscheid (@Walterschnitzel, April Got Fired, The Improv Podcast) is our guest this week on the Golden Gils podcast! Yay! This was a Blanche-isode! Blanche gives advice to Rose to not have sex and gives Sophia advice to have sex and pretty much ruins everyone's lives. And Dorothy is bitter about it all. We talked about gay wine painting, fake orgasms and autopsy scrapbook photos. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

The Golden Girls Ep 137 Mrs. George Devereaux with Dave Williamson

April 26, 2017 16:00 - 51 minutes - 35.7 MB

It's the superb Dave Williamson (@DaveWComedy, FOX's Laughs, NickMom Night Out) on the Golden Girls podcast! We were surrounded by beautiful Chihuahuas as we watched the one where we learn that Blanche's late husband had faked his death. Also Dorothy is being courted by two celebrities, Sonny Bono and Lyle Waggoner. We talked about magical umbilical cords, horse costumes and The Phantom Menace of Sex and the City. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

LIVE! The Golden Girls Ep 071 And Ma Makes Three with Amanda Hurley, Patrick Hastie and Robert Buscemi

April 19, 2017 16:00 - 54 minutes - 37.3 MB

THIS WAS FUN! We had Patrick Hastie (@PatrickHastie, Jack Knife Comedy, College Humor), Robert Buscemi (@RobertBuscemi, Surprise!, You Made It Weird) and Amanda Hurley (@amandajunemoon, Bear Trap, Beast Village Comedy Festival) on the LIVE Golden Girls podcast at the Bird City Comedy Festival in Phoenix! Again at the lovely Renaissance Hotel, where the night before we had a 100 person hotel party that got shut down. We also made a boo boo, we watched an episode we already did but we didn't c...

The Golden Girls Ep 136 How Do You Solve a Problem Like Sophia? with Stephen Holleman

April 12, 2017 16:00 - 59 minutes - 34.3 MB

We had the pun-tastic Stephen Holleman (@HollemanJokes, Comedy Chow at Hooters) on the Golden Girls podcast!!! And we had pizza from Lucifers and a visit from Tom Whalen (@TommyntheCutmen) who delivered our pizza! It was the one where Sophia decides to become a nun after her friend from a convent dies. Also, Blanche borrows Rose's car to rear end men on the road that she basically wants to bang. We talked about David Cronenberg's Crash, the allure of collecting stamps, and of course, Sister ...

The Golden Girls Ep 135 Zborn Again with Jackie Kashian

April 05, 2017 16:00 - 47 minutes - 32.3 MB

We had the super fantastic Jackie Kashian (@jackiekashian, The Jackie and Laurie Show, I'm Not the Hero of This Story on iTunes!) on the Golden Girls podcast and it was a Stanisode! We ate chicken pizza and watched the one where Dorothy is full on dating Stan again and nothing can seem to stop them. Also, Rose has a new super needy co-worker who won't stop talking chatting with her! We talked about Rusty Trombones, ouija board booty calls and English muffin openers. Music by Mike Dennison (@...

The Golden Girls Ep 134 Feelings with Dan Hoen Hull

March 29, 2017 16:00 - 1 hour - 36.3 MB

We had the always loveable, wonderfull Dan Hoen Hull (@VeryBadBuddhist, The Storyline, Then It Got Weird...) on the Golden Girls podcast! Fab! We watched the one where Dorothy gives the high school football star a failing grade and the student body hates on her. Also, Rose's dentist ends up being a Creepy McCreeperson. We talked keeping cellphones in your bra, slut shaming priests and what happens when you try to buy a pencil. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

The Golden Girls Ep 133 Wham, Bam, Thank You, Mammy with Marnee Burrus

March 22, 2017 16:00 - 54 minutes - 37.6 MB

It was the wonderful Marnee Burrus (@bagel_fett, Then It Got Weird, Bird City Comedy Festival) on the Golden Girls podcast! It was amazing!!! We watched the one where Blanche's childhood mammy Viola visits the Miami house! But, Blanche had not seen Viola since she had left without saying good-bye when Blanche was a child. And Sophia hires a matchmaker for Dorothy. We talked about Mulan, revenge cooking and the Southern Baptist Fight Club. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (...

The Golden Girls Ep 132 Snap Out Of It with Everett Byram

March 15, 2017 16:00 - 1 hour - 52.7 MB

We had the ever-so-lovely Everett Byram (@rad_milk, Boy's Club, The Daily Dot) was our guest this week on the Golden Girls podcast! We watched the one where Dorothy tries to help an agoraphobic man who hasn't left his apartment since before Nixon's gate was watered. Also, Rose is dead set on finding out what Blanche's birthdate is to throw her a birthday party. We talked about banjo eyes, the Flintstines and the food delivery service, ChubGrab. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Koke...

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