Team Samantha
14 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 2 years ago - ★★★★★ - 31 ratingsHi. We're Zoe & Christine. And if you've ever caught yourself continuously questioning how Carrie Bradshaw affords her apartment or thinking that Samantha Jones is the true hero of Sex and the City, we need to talk. Join us for a sometimes cynical, always comedic, commentary into every single Sex and the City episode.
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Bi Panic
January 21, 2022 12:00 - 28 minutes - 25.1 MBSomething about Che incites bi panic in Zoe and Christine, who both agree they're looking gooood at Big's funeral. So good, that while discussing And Just Like That, Episode 2: Little Black Dress, we consider temporarily naming ourselves Team Che. You know, in absence of Samantha (to whom the writers finally give a redeeming story arc). Also featuring a random crew of funeral goers, Big's silver fox older brother, and an inability to remember the letters LTW (Y2K? LBJ? TBD? IDK.) Follow us...
Lily the Life Ruiner
January 12, 2022 22:10 - 41 minutes - 36.2 MBOkay so we fast forwarded 23 years to the current season of And Just Like That, Episode 1: Hello It's Me not because we love the reboot so much but because we had FOMO. Plain and simple. Big things happen in this episode (until...Big things don't). And Christine and Zoe aim to keep it positive while catching up with the ladies of SATC, who make up for the absence of our queen Samantha via random cameos, abundance of sass from Stanford, peloton conspiracy theories, and face lifts. Follow us ...
James and the Tiny Penis
January 07, 2022 13:00 - 47 minutes - 39.6 MBThe world is ending, y'all because Samantha is in love. There's just one tinyyy little problem... The season finale of Sex and the City, Come All Ye Faithful, features varying spiritual experiences like visiting psychics, feeling sinful from sex, and ambushing your boyfriend's mother at church. Pray for us, please. New episode every week- subscribe to keep up! Follow us on IG: @teamsamantha_ and share your hot takes. We know you've got them.
Farting Official
January 05, 2022 12:30 - 44 minutes - 39.2 MBSex and the City Season 1, Episode 11: The Drought kicks off with Carrie farting in front of Big for the very first time, launching Zoe and Christine into a 15 minute discussion on what it means to become "Fart Official" with your partner. All the ladies of SATC are experiencing some sort of a drought in this episode, enabling us to explore cat calls, erotic celibacy, voyeurism, and sex on anti-depressants...yay! New episode every week- subscribe to keep up! Follow us on IG: @teamsamantha_ ...
Missed Periods & Stolen Baby Names
December 29, 2021 12:00 - 36 minutes - 31 MBIt can be hard to be happy for others, especially when everyone's moving to the suburbs to have babies. In Sex and the City Season 1, Episode 10: The Baby Shower, we learn about manifesting futures from Charlotte, Connecticut baby naming conventions from Zoe, and what human breast milk tastes like from Christine. Neither of us have children but we've got plenty of opinions anyway. New episode every week- subscribe to keep up! Follow us on IG: @teamsamantha_ and share your hot takes. We know...
Come in 15 Seconds
December 22, 2021 13:00 - 47 minutes - 38.8 MBBig news. Zoe and Christine are both back living in NYC together and this is their first episode recorded together, cheek to cheek to talk Sex and the City Season 1, Episode 9: The Turtle and the Hare. Named after a fixer-upper of a man that Samantha takes on and Charlotte's new vibrator, respectively. Also featuring marriage pacts, the ick, and the best free ad for TurboTax you never asked for. New episode every week- subscribe to keep up! Follow us on IG: @teamsamantha_ and share your ...
Threesomes! Tangents! & Toxic Shock Syndrome?
December 15, 2021 14:14 - 59 minutes - 51.1 MBHonestly, this episode is more about our semi-relevant tangents regarding diaphragms, plane sex, ear nibbles, and boys who run background checks on your exes than it is about the show. Zoe and Christine chat Sex and the City Season 1, Episode 8: Three's a Crowd in which Carrie's stalking Big's ex, Charlotte might have a threesome, Samantha's avoiding one, and Miranda just wants to be invited to one. Lots of lessons to uncover in this episode, and your vagina will almost certainly thank you. ...
Bad at Blow Jobs
May 12, 2021 15:46 - 50 minutes - 44.4 MBThe ladies of SATC explore monogamy in different ways- Charlotte's is conditional to oral sex, Miranda accidentally homewrecks, Carrie can't get Big to be exclusive and Samantha doesn't know what exclusive means at all. In Sex and the City Season 1, Episode 7: The Monogamists, toxicity is at it's finest and Zoe realizes she's been victim to a few of these tactics before while Christine admits to some toxic behavior herself. She also might be bad at giving blow jobs. New episode every week- ...
Sexy Cheese & Read Receipts
April 16, 2021 17:37 - 53 minutes - 46.2 MBAn episode exploring the concept of secret sex and love affairs results in, like, a dozen tangents from Zoe & Christine about STDs, the power of read receipts, and horrifying discoveries in our lovers apartments when they're not home. Listen to our review of Sex and the City Season 1, Episode 6: Secret Sex, in which, amidst all the lying and sneaking, the true winner was a cheese-passionate woman who knows how to call out and end things with a man with intimacy issues (aka our hero). New ep...
A Table at Ballsack
April 07, 2021 16:02 - 54 minutes - 47 MBCarrie's one night stand leaves her one thousand dollars on her night stand and Zoe & Christine are uncharacteristically jealous of her because of it. In this break down of Sex and the City Season 1, Episode 5: The Power of Female Sex, we explore the power of being female to get ahead romantically, financially, even profesisonally. Plus, gain insight into our podcast's first scientific breakthrough- Christine's Evolutionary Penis Theory. We're nothing if not well informed. New episode every...
Accidental Anal
March 30, 2021 21:32 - 50 minutes - 43.4 MBNever have we ever discussed the power nuances of letting someone into the butt at such length prior to this episode. We learn so much in Sex and the City, Season 1 Episode 4: Valley of the 20-Something Guys, where Charlotte contemplates anal sex, Carrie explores younger men, Samantha writes them off, and Miranda has apparently already been dating one because Skipper is back and apparently 27 years old. New episode every week- subscribe to keep up! Follow us on IG: @teamsamantha_ and share...
Peter the Pepper Mill Penis Pervert
March 23, 2021 17:22 - 52 minutes - 45 MBCarrie gets flashed in the hamptons, Miranda pretends to be a lesbian, Samantha sleeps with Charlotte's hot doorman, and Christine gets a hilarious DM from a man passionate about BLT sandwiches. The women of Sex and the City are at their most scandalous in Season 1 Episode 3: Bay of Married Pigs. And Zoe & Christine have plenty (maybe too much) to say about it. New episode every week- subscribe to keep up! Follow us on IG: @teamsamantha_ and share your hot takes. We know you've got them.
Models Are Allowed To Fart
March 23, 2021 17:20 - 38 minutes - 33.6 MBMen chasing models, Stanford sexually harassing his client, Harvey Specter as a SoHo based artist who films sexual conquests with or without their consent... and more! Zoe & Christine watch Sex and the City's Season 1 Episode 2: Models and Mortals in a state of horror. Grab a drink. We deserve it. New episode every week- subscribe to keep up! Follow us on IG: @teamsamantha_ and share your hot takes. We know you've got them.
Baked Ziti & An Orgasm
March 23, 2021 17:19 - 45 minutes - 44.7 MBZoe & Christine break down kind of perplexing, somehow still relevant Pilot episode of Sex and the City in which Carrie & her friends ponder the age-old question "Why are there so many great single women in New York City, and no great single men"? Join us in exploring this and other critical points surrounding the episode, including but not limited to- orgasms as a currency for power, the glory of NYC lunchtime hot bars, and the iconic Asian man in the show's intro. New episode every week-...