Wherein we watch a depressing-as-hell movie about post World War II Berlin. It's a real bucket of laughs!

(this was the best we could do, trailer-wise-- sorry!)

Hoo boy. What a fun, fun movie this was! If you've ever wondered how miserable things were for people in post-WWII Berlin, this movie will do an excellent job of enlightening you. Spoiler alert-- things were very miserable.

NEXT TIME: A surprisingly not-terrible third entry in a horror movie franchise!