Episode #4 -- Windtalkers
Tara and Andrew Versus The Scarecrow Video Movie Guide
English - August 22, 2017 21:38 - 25 minutes - 47.2 MB - ★★★★★ - 11 ratingsTV & Film Homepage Download Apple Podcasts Google Podcasts Overcast Castro Pocket Casts RSS feed
Windtalkers! A movie that by all rights shouldn't be as bad as it is.
(not pictured: a Windtalker)
We're lazy, so you'll have to come up with your own joke about this movie being a bomb.
We'll spare you the suspense of waiting to hear what rating we gave Windtalkers and just tell you up front that it's not a very good movie. So not very good, in fact, that someone might even go so far as to say it is a bad movie. Is it the worst movie ever made? No. Did it still manage to make us pray for the sweet release of death? Boy, did it ever!
NEXT TIME: "What if, and just hear me out here, what if we made a movie about an evil industrial laundry press?"
As promised, the priest from Battleship Potemkin