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Funny Angles

154 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 3 years ago - ★★★★★ - 1 rating

Comedians Quinn Fitzgerald and Peter Arsenault have a lot of problems according to themselves. From passive aggressive family disputes to getting temporarily blinded by the "doctor" at Target. They've got a lot going on, and all they want to do is find the funny side of it all. This is the Funny Angles podcast!

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April 18, 2021 21:00 - 1 minute - 1.27 MB

Thanks for listening everyone! Let us know what you think of the podcast with the link below! Funny Angles Feedback  Form

Biden's Dog Is Biting People!

April 09, 2021 12:00 - 10 minutes - 7.04 MB

This dog is abusing his political power! Quinn read about how Biden's dog recently got in trouble again for biting people, which is much easier to do as the president's dog Quinn and Peter ask questions like, "At what political office can your dog bite whoever it wants?" And "Is getting bitten by the president's dog really a bad thing?" If you're gonna get bitten, at least get bitten by American royalty Let us know what you think of the podcast with the link below! Funny Angles Feedback ...

Marriage Or Mortgage? Spoiler Alert...

April 08, 2021 12:00 - 17 minutes - 12.2 MB

This show will make you feel better about yourself Peter watched a show called Marriage Or Mortgage, where people have to choose between their dream house or their dream wedding.  Peter and Quinn joke about the complex array of disturbing contestants a show like this attracts.  Also, recent episodes of this show have taken place during the pandemic, which has created some problems... A lot of fun and a lot of jokes in this episode! Let us know what you think of the podcast with the link...

Peter Got Vaccinated!

April 07, 2021 12:00 - 17 minutes - 12 MB

Peter got his first covid shot! He jokes about now being vaccinated, and how he feels different. He also talks about the strange location of the vaccination site... Quinn is very jealous and full of questions! Let us know what you think of the podcast with the link below! Funny Angles Feedback  Form

This Sounds Like A Setup

April 06, 2021 12:00 - 12 minutes - 8.54 MB

A couple found a guy who had been living in their basement for 2 days.  The man claims he was told by the couple that he could stay there. The couple denies that claim.  There seem to be a few missing details to this story... Quinn thinks it's a setup Peter thinks it's a neighborhood watch scandal What do you think?  Listen to find out Let us know what you think of the podcast with the link below! Funny Angles Feedback  Form

Suez Canal: The Best Way To Quit A Job You Hate

April 05, 2021 12:00 - 10 minutes - 7.6 MB

What's your dream scenario for quitting a job? Today Quinn and Peter talk about the recent incident at the Suez Canal where it was "accidentally" barricaded by a ship for several days. This is the best way you could quit a job. Let us know what you think of the podcast with the link below! Funny Angles Feedback  Form

A Job For An Alcoholic

April 02, 2021 12:00 - 15 minutes - 10.7 MB

Imagine a job where you get 30 cases of wine, and your rent is covered... Well, Quinn found an ad for that very job! Quinn and Peter talk about the details of this strange and suspiciously perfect job. In the process, it's also uncovered that Quinn isn't good at geography by any stretch of the imagination. Click here  to see the article referenced in the episode Let us know what you think of the podcast with the link below! Funny Angles Feedback  Form

AI Can Make Hot People?!

April 01, 2021 12:00 - 13 minutes - 9.09 MB

What if an AI could create portraits of the most attractive people you've ever seen in your life, and they weren't even real people? 🤖🤖🤖 Well, that's happening Quinn read an article about AI that "reads brain data and generates personally attractive images" Quinn and Peter talk about how hot people that don't exist is funny. And how websites like Tinder and P***hub will utilize this, or go out of business as a result! It's a funny, crazy episode! This is the original article that gets r...

AI Can Make Hot People?!

April 01, 2021 12:00 - 13 minutes - 9.09 MB

What if an AI could create portraits of the most attractive people you've ever seen in your life, and they weren't even real people? 🤖🤖🤖 Well, that's happening Quinn read an article about AI that "reads brain data and generates personally attractive images" Quinn and Peter talk about how hot people that don't exist is funny. And how websites like Tinder and P***hub will utilize this, or go out of business as a result! It's a funny, crazy episode! This is the original article that gets r...

Why Would You Avoid My Liver? - Nanotech Cannabis

March 31, 2021 12:00 - 12 minutes - 8.77 MB

What would it be like to take an edible that works in just 10 minutes? Well, this company may just have the answer! Quinn read an article about something called nanotech cannabis, which is a way of ingesting cannabis through the bottom of your tongue, and directly into the bloodstream. Naturally, Quinn and Peter have a lot of questions and a lot of jokes! Also, someone tells a funny story at the end Click here to see the full article that we reference in the episode Let us know what yo...

Christian And Loud - Last Chance U

March 30, 2021 12:00 - 10 minutes - 7.1 MB

What would it be like to have someone scream at you without swearing once?  Let us walk you through the interaction Peter watched the tv show Last Chance U,  a docuseries on Netflix about football teams, and one basketball team, all from community colleges The show is meant to be inspirational, but it's unintentionally very funny in a lot of ways Quinn tells a funny story at the end Let us know what you think of the podcast with the link below! Funny Angles Feedback  Form

Krispy Kreme Is Free?! This Is Problematic

March 29, 2021 12:00 - 10 minutes - 7.51 MB

Have you ever wondered what it would be like if food was free? And what might be the problems with giving out food that way? Well, Quinn and Peter lay out a few of them! Quinn gets hungry, hatches a plan to spawn a new business with his free Krispy Kreme Donuts, and discusses many other problems that arise when people don't have to pay for donuts! What will you do about these donuts? Let us know what you think of the podcast with the link below! Funny Angles Feedback  Form

How To Kill Nostalgia - Spy Fox

March 26, 2021 12:00 - 16 minutes - 11.7 MB

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to play the games that you played growing up? Well wonder no more! Peter has done exactly that! Peter played his favorite childhood game "Spy Fox" and has a number of realizations that he shares on this episode! Let us know what you think of the podcast with the link below! Funny Angles Feedback  Form

My Elderly Coworker

March 25, 2021 12:00 - 11 minutes - 7.73 MB

Another episode where Quinn uses a pseudonym! Quinn talks about his elderly coworker from his old job, who was constantly on the verge of being fired, for some reasons we discuss in this episode! Quinn also talks about his job working as a Christmas elf at a department store. A lot is happening on this episode!

Don't Wear Flip Flops In The Mud

March 24, 2021 12:00 - 11 minutes - 7.67 MB

"It's like wearing stilts in an oil field!" Quinn's dad had a birthday recently, and the family went out to celebrate on a hike.  But from weight gain to footwear, Quinn was unprepared for everything that happened that day!

Dave: A Story Of Some Perserverence

March 23, 2021 12:00 - 14 minutes - 9.96 MB

This is part of a larger story of perseverance in the music industry Peter watched the tv show Dave.  Peter and Quinn talk about Lil Dicky, his career, and his strange obsession with his own genitals. And much like those, this episode has a lot of angles, so give it a listen!

The Craziest Spam Ever: Anti-Vaxxers And A Strange Use Of Caps Lock

March 22, 2021 12:00 - 16 minutes - 11.3 MB

Quinn and Peter talk about a new piece of spam they received! It was 9 pages long, very religious, and had a lot to say about the new vaccines. Quinn and Peter read some of the message in the episode! Peter talks a story about the day before his wedding, and an anti-vaxxer hermit of sorts (ex-brother in law) who made a  brief appearance.  There's a lot going on in this episode of Funny Angles!!

This Carjacking Is An Ad For Tesla!

March 19, 2021 12:00 - 9 minutes - 6.91 MB

This hijacking made the news as what could only be described as an ad for Tesla! A man in Jacksonville, whose car was nearly hijacked at gunpoint! The entire encounter was caught on the cameras of the Tesla! Quinn and Peter discuss the danger of men wearing pantyhose on their face, whether Jacksonville is more dangerous than the military, how long it'll take for Elon Musk to get cameras everywhere, and so much more!  All on this episode of Funny Angles!

Your Friend's Kid Will Make You Feel Old

March 18, 2021 12:00 - 13 minutes - 9.07 MB

Peter's friend is having a kid and feels older for it Quinn asks the hard questions, like, "Is there even a baby? And was it on purpose?" Peter answers!  This episode is packed with lots of jokes and skepticism! A classic Funny Angles episode

How Do I Watch Ted Lasso?

March 17, 2021 12:00 - 11 minutes - 7.98 MB

This will convince you of Apple TV's supremacy amongst streaming services everywhere!!! Peter and Quinn talk about the show Ted Lasso. Quinn is scared of germs still?  Yes, he is!  (and it's relevant to the topic) One host has seen the show, while the other has writhed in agony trying to figure out how to watch it!  Listen to find out who is who!

How To Gain Weight And Blame Your Thyroid

March 16, 2021 12:00 - 13 minutes - 9.29 MB

If you gain weight, you also gain jokes and a new podcast episode! Quinn and Peter talk about Quinn's recent gain of 20lbs They talk about how he got there, and why he might not be losing those 20lbs anytime soon Quinn is in denial, and Peter has a lot of questions like: "When did this happen?" And, "Why are you so sweaty?"

Don't Hire A Charismatic Contractor! The Property Brothers Lawsuit

March 15, 2021 12:00 - 9 minutes - 6.59 MB

This will make you think twice about hiring a charismatic contractor! The Property Brothers TV show production company(and a bunch of other people involved) are getting sued for not doing things up to code when remodeling a house. Peter and Quinn talk about all of the problems that arise when you trust reality stars to remodel your home. When they're remodeling a new home every week, you don't want them remodeling yours!

My Therapist Wants To Listen To This?

March 12, 2021 13:00 - 7 minutes - 5.2 MB

"I think I'm ready for you to share your podcast with me" Quinn's therapist wants to listen to the podcast! But Quinn's not sure if he should on account of, he has trust issues and doesn't want his therapist to also get involved in comedy.

Adobe Phacemask - The Pittsburgh Penguins

March 11, 2021 13:00 - 6 minutes - 4.63 MB

Can you photoshop facemasks off of people? Because you can apparently photoshop them on. The Pittsburgh Penguins got in trouble for photoshopping masks onto crowd members in a photo of a recent game. Peter and Quinn joke about this story, which broke on Twitter with lots of understanding and acceptance. Two qualities that are not understood by the co-hosts of this podcast.

Why Larry Is Wrong

March 10, 2021 13:00 - 14 minutes - 10 MB

Don't tell Larry! Quinn got into a big fight recently with his friend Larry, about the importance of comedy, and whether controversial comedy should exist or not. In the process of this, Quinn mentions some names, with a lot of strong opinions attached! Larry threw everything he had into the argument. So why was he wrong?  Listen to find out why!

Too Hot To Handle? How Does This Cash Prize Work?

March 09, 2021 13:00 - 16 minutes - 11.5 MB

This show will make you root against the contestants. Peter and Quinn talk about the Netflix show Too Hot To Handle, a show with loose rules, and an even looser understanding of how a cash prize works. This show is about hot singles, who are solid 10's, in both appearance and IQ!  "I tried to listen to the show in the background, but it's really more visual. The worst part is the talking."

Cancelled Children's Books

March 08, 2021 13:00 - 11 minutes - 7.76 MB

Is Dr.Seuss Racist? Do you like green eggs & ham? Quinn and Peter joke about the 6 Dr Seuss books that supposedly contain racist material, and are currently under scrutiny. "To be fair, he was born in 1904. His parents thought the transcontinental railroad was futuristic."

What's Funny About Lady Gaga's Dog Walker

March 05, 2021 13:00 - 9 minutes - 6.24 MB

Quinn and Peter talk about Lady Gaga's dog walker, who was shot recently in a kidnapping of the dogs. 

Lady Gaga's Dog Walker

March 05, 2021 13:00 - 9 minutes - 6.24 MB

Quinn and Peter talk about Lady Gaga's dog walker, who was shot recently in a kidnapping of the dogs. 

Seattle Mariner's CEO Is Funny

March 04, 2021 13:00 - 14 minutes - 9.84 MB

Peter and Quinn joke about the recent resignation of the Seattle Mariner's CEO.

How Are State Fairs Still Around?

March 03, 2021 13:00 - 11 minutes - 7.75 MB

Peter read an article about potential viruses at State Fairs. Quinn saw a big pig at a state fair once and ate some deep-fried ice cream. The two talk about their experiences at state fairs, and find what's funny about them on this episode of Funny Angles!

Quinn Is Dating Again, Kind Of

March 02, 2021 13:00 - 11 minutes - 7.65 MB

Quinn matches with the rare sane person on Tinder. While they share a love for meaningless activities, other problems arise. Hear Quinn and Peter find what's funny about it in this episode of Funny Angles!

What's Funny About "Love Guaranteed"

March 01, 2021 13:00 - 16 minutes - 10.6 MB

Peter and Quinn watched the Netflix movie Love Guaranteed. They have opposite opinions regarding it, but between the insane premise of the movie, and the bizarre character relationships, they figure out what's funny about it in this episode of Funny Angles! Spoiler alert for Love Guaranteed

Netflix's "Alien Worlds" Is Funny

February 27, 2021 13:00 - 9 minutes - 6.26 MB

Quinn watched the "docuseries" called Alien Worlds on Netflix, and has a lot of problems with the claims that it is some kind of documentary. He couldn't get past the first episode because it made him so upset. Needless to say, this was a fun episode!

Too Political

February 25, 2021 13:00 - 13 minutes - 8.88 MB

Quinn talks about his gripe with people who take themselves too seriously, particularly when it comes to politics. 

"He Has Drugs" Accused By Brother

February 24, 2021 13:00 - 8 minutes - 5.59 MB

Quinn's brother accused him of doing drugs! And he made the accusation in front of their parents!  This isn't the first time something like this has happened. Hear Quinn and Peter discuss it, and find the funny angles in it.

"He Has Drugs" Accused By Brother

February 24, 2021 13:00 - 8 minutes - 5.59 MB

Quinn's brother accused him of doing drugs! And he made the accusation in front of their parents!  This isn't the first time something like this has happened. Hear Quinn and Peter discuss it, and find the funny angles in it.

CB Strike Is Funny

February 23, 2021 13:00 - 11 minutes - 7.8 MB

Peter is watching a show called CB Strike, about a detective in the strange land of Britain. With limited information and a lot of hot takes, Quinn and Peter find the funny angles of this show!

Did Peter Buy Bitcoin? Uninformed Insights For The Uninformed Investor

February 22, 2021 13:00 - 16 minutes - 11.6 MB

Peter bought a cryptocurrency he can't remember the name of. Quinn thought bitcoins were word $40. Regardless, they've got a lot of thoughts on cryptocurrencies, and in this episode, they lay it all out there!

Survivor

February 19, 2021 13:00 - 10 minutes - 7.18 MB

Have you seen the show Survivor? This is why you should This show will make you want to compete on the show. "Why don't they hunt each other, just a little bit? For the ratings at least" Peter watches the show Survivor. Quinn has never seen it, so he has a lot of assumptions about it, all of which are wrong.  It's a fun episode on Funny Angles.

Negative Job Reviews

February 18, 2021 13:00 - 8 minutes - 5.95 MB

Quinn's been reading Glassdoor reviews of old shitty jobs of his. Other people seem to share his sentiments. 

Dark TV Shows: Fargo

February 17, 2021 13:00 - 8 minutes - 5.75 MB

Quinn has a love-hate relationship with dark TV shows. He recently watched Fargo for the first time and feels extremely conflicted about it! Spoiler Alert: We do spoil the first couple of episodes of Fargo.

Hookworms In Dog Poop: The Gross Episode

February 16, 2021 13:00 - 7 minutes - 4.92 MB

The new dog in Quinn's life has hookworms.  This is a really gross episode!! But in the end, it's a feel-good story

What Does Catfished Mean? Valentine's Day Episode

February 15, 2021 13:00 - 17 minutes - 11.5 MB

Quinn tells a story of the time when the question "What does catfished mean?" was answered in real life, after a flurry of misjudgments. 

Wellness Programs And Other Terrible Ideas

February 12, 2021 13:00 - 14 minutes - 9.78 MB

Peter talks about workplace dynamics and the new wellness program in his workplace. 

I'm Fighting With Alexa

February 11, 2021 13:00 - 7 minutes - 5.36 MB

Quinn talks about his complicated relationship with Artificial Intelligence. 

This Podcast Is A Secret

February 10, 2021 14:00 - 8 minutes - 5.41 MB

Quinn won't tell his brother the name of the podcast. Find out why on this episode of Funny Angles!

We Sold Out!

February 09, 2021 14:00 - 7 minutes - 5.11 MB

This week, the fat cats who run this show bring aboard a new member of the team to help them promote the podcast, and ascend into the lucrative world of comedy!

Gamestop: We Don't Get It

February 08, 2021 14:00 - 12 minutes - 8.29 MB

Some people pretend that they understand the Gamestop stock situation. But nobody's lying on this podcast! Peter can't understand math, and Quinn reveals a secret (but incredibly relevant) side of his past. 

Quinn Vs The Bots

February 05, 2021 14:00 - 11 minutes - 7.17 MB

Quinn tells Peter about the time Scam bots almost took over the podcast website.