Episodes
Talkin’ ‘Bout Turtle – S03E10 – I Wanna Be Sedated
August 22, 2017 21:50 - 57.9 MBAndrew and Erik are forced to work together to survive Devilberg’s breach case. Andrew learns the limits of his power. Erik faces consequences. Both of their worlds are irrevocably changed.
Talkin’ ‘Bout Turtle – S03E09 – Vegas Baby, Vegas!
August 31, 2016 03:41 - 35.7 MBThe gang heads to Vegas!
Talkin’ ‘Bout Turtle – S03E08 – “The Release”
March 12, 2016 01:26 - 22.7 MBBen defends his boss (Richard Kline), accused of killing an umpire during his softball team’s playoff game.
Episode 33 – A Christmas Carol
December 24, 2015 22:49 - 35.3 MBA dark night of the soul as Erik is forced to confront the demons of his past and face up to past wrongs.
Episode 32 -S03E07 – “Strange Days”
December 06, 2015 07:07 - 36 MBIn the place where it all began, it all will end. Lies are brought to the front, loyalties are tested and a friendship is forever broken.
Episode 31 – S03E06 – “Three’s Company”
November 28, 2015 01:22 - 73 MBThe phoenix rises from the fall. Once we were lost but now we are found. Trust no one.
Episode 30 – S03E05 – “Crash and Burn”
November 21, 2015 22:18 - 55.3 MBA heist ensues when special guest star, Danny Stearns, reappears. [TV-AO]
Episode 29 – S03E04 – “Guys and Doll”
November 11, 2015 06:39 - 83.7 MBJustin from the Real Good Show podcast offers legal consult and talks a little Turtle with us.
Episode 28 – S03E03 – “Dominated”
October 30, 2015 23:03 - 80.8 MBWe travel to engineer William’s isolated cabin for a Talkin’ ‘Bout Turtle spooktacular of truly horrific proportions. This episode brought to you by Longbourn’s Songbird, the new novel by Beau North. Buy it today! You’ll be glad you did.
Episode 27 – S03E02 – “One Day In The Valley”
October 19, 2015 05:44 - 66.9 MBLegal intrigue with our pal Josh Hollis.
Episode 26 – S03E01 – “Aquamom”
October 10, 2015 18:38 - 55.2 MBAndrew travels to the ends of the earth to find Erik and finally get back to this business of talking about Turtle.
Episode 25 – S02E14A – “Wing Commander”
September 24, 2015 02:54 - 36.9 MBOn this week’s nerdtacular ep we joyously fulfill a contractual obligation and discuss the space epic Wing Commander.
Episode 24 – S02E14 – “The Abyss”
September 18, 2015 05:28 - 49.9 MBIn our premiere episode on the Milk Nerd network we talk about the season 2 finale, dance on the ashes of All About the Drama, and welcome a very important guest.
Episode 23 – S02E13 – “Exodus”
September 11, 2015 17:50 - 51.8 MBOn today’s episode of All About the Drama, Sammi and Sarah attempt to discuss the show while dealing with a rude interruption.
Episode 22 – S02E12 – “Good Morning Saigon”
September 04, 2015 04:02 - 53 MBOn a totally sober episode, we wipe the slate clean with Danny, hear from Andrew’s dad, rap about rap, and air some grievances.
Episode 21 – S02E11 – “Blue Balls Lagoon”
August 29, 2015 20:40 - 70.2 MBBen Cohen joins us to talk about a terrible episode, Drama’s weird head, the Sinbad vehicle First Kid, and we get a very, very special surprise phone call from noted right-wing actor Adam Baldwin.
Episode 20 – S02E10 – “The Bat Mitzvah”
August 22, 2015 07:06 - 70.1 MBAndrew and Erik do some public scheming in an episode with warm Ari feelings, Vince awfulness, the titular Clockwork Orange, and special guest Sammi.
Episode 19 – S02E09 – “I Love You Too”
August 13, 2015 01:48 - 63.9 MBAn episode of sad songs, anger at incongruous movie references, and U2. Also, Andrew out-nerds anyone on the actual show, for good or ill.
Episode 18 – S02E08 – “Oh, Mandy”
August 04, 2015 05:33On a very special episode of Talkin’ ‘Bout Turtle we are joined by Andrew’s mom Joanne, and we kick things off with an intense and uncomfortably personal game of Do You Know Your Turtle? Later we talk about road rage, Ari’s hair(?), do music free association, and examine Entourage action figures.
Episode 17 – S02E07 – “The Sundance Kids”
July 22, 2015 06:11 - 76.1 MBWe reach an episode hotly anticipated by Andrew, debate the jewishness of Harvey Weinstein, posit potential Senor Spielbergos, and unveil the extended cast of Queen’s Boulevard. We then premiere our new segment, Pepperoncino of the Week.
Episode 16 – S02E06 – “Chinatown”
July 15, 2015 04:28 - 56.5 MBOver a divisive and culturally sketchy episode we talk about EA Sports (get in the game), get tongue tied, and beg Jerry Ferrara to appear on the show. Erik’s personal problems threaten to derail the show, but we manage to get things in order to taste test Entourage’s first foray into breakfast cereal.
Episode 15 – S02E05 – “Neighbors”
July 07, 2015 23:32 - 73.5 MBTalkin’ ‘Bout Turtle bankroller Bill O’Donnell joins us to talk about possible occult Turtle subtext, fan mail, turtle soup, and the Bob Saget career renaissance, then we close things up with another chapter of Turtle Tales.
Episode 14 – S02E04 – “An Offer Refused”
June 30, 2015 23:17 - 65.5 MBShannon Campe of the forthcoming Stage of Fools podcast joins us to discuss calf implants, ponder what kind of male fantasy the show is, explore Shannon’s Piven Theater Workshop connection, analyze Entourage fashions, Jeremy Piven’s hair, and we take a dining tour of Los Angeles in Entourage Eats.
Episode 13 – S02E03 – “Aquamansion”
June 23, 2015 07:40 - 54.2 MB[audio https://archive.org/download/TalkinBoutTurtleS02E03Aquamansion/Talkin’%20’Bout%20Turtle%20-%20S02E03%20-%20Aquamansion.mp3] On a very pajama centric episode, a rare bit of Entourage prescience, we speculate further on Ari’s fidelity, and talk about Lost and Johnny Depp for a good half hour. Then we cap it off with season 2’s first chapter of Turtle Tales.
Entourage, The Movie Episode
June 17, 2015 04:26 - 99.3 MB[audio https://archive.org/download/TalkinBoutTurtleEntourageTheMovieEpisode/Talkin’%20’Bout%20Turtle%20-%20Entourage,%20The%20Movie%20Episode.mp3] The day has finally arrived, the magic of cinema has brought the whole gang to theaters: Vince, Drama, E, Turtle, and even Ari are bringing laughs and joy to audiences worldwide, and what better than a thorough mega-length episode to commemorate such a special, momentous occasion.
Episode 11 – S02E02 – “My Maserati Does 185”
June 09, 2015 06:27 - 46 MB[audio https://archive.org/download/TalkinBoutTurtleS02E02MyMaseratiDoes185/Talkin’%20’Bout%20Turtle%20-%20S02E02%20-%20My%20Maserati%20Does%20185.mp3] Zach returns to reflect on Torque, make withdrawals from the butt bank, figure out LA traffic, and maybe talk a li’l Turtle. Then we read from another installment of Entourage Masterpiece Theater.
Live from the Entourage Premiere!
June 04, 2015 06:04 - 16 MB[audio https://archive.org/download/TalkinBoutTurtleLiveFromTheEntouragePremiere/Talkin’%20’Bout%20Turtle%20-%20Live%20from%20the%20Entourage%20Premiere.mp3] We’re live on the red carpet as we shake hands and hobnob with Hollywood elite, checking in with the likes of Adrian Grenier, Jeremy Piven and even series creator Doug Ellin. And spoiler alert: this Entourage movie? Pretty great! It’s almost too good to be true!
Episode 10 – S02E01 – “The Boys Are Back in Town”
June 02, 2015 03:26 - 57.2 MB[audio https://archive.org/download/TalkinBoutTurtleS02E01TheBoysAreBackInTown/Talkin’%20’Bout%20Turtle%20-%20S02E01%20-%20The%20Boys%20Are%20Back%20in%20Town.mp3] The boys are indeed back in town as guest boy Danny joins us to talk about the season premiere. Meanwhile, Andrew gets murderously serious about pizza, we learn maybe a little too much about Tobey Maguire and the posse he runs with, and we look to the past to check in with top critics Gillian […]
Episode 09 – “Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius”
May 25, 2015 00:01 - 61.7 MBErik sounds kinda different this week, I’m not sure if it’s just me or what. Regardless, he caved and watched Jimmy Neutron: Baby Boy Geniuses, and returning guests Claude and Zach got sucked in too. Next week will be more Entourage, I swear.
Episode 08 – S01E08 – “New York”
May 19, 2015 04:17 - 68.2 MBClaude joins us again for to talk cerebral about Turtle on topics such as the reality of entourages, acceptable locales in which to jerk it, and if Turtle is but Vince through a glass, darkly. We then wrap the season up with another installment and thorough deconstruction of Turtle Tales.
Episode 07 – S01E07 – “The Scene”
May 12, 2015 04:06 - 48.1 MBFirst timer Zach joins us to talk about simpler, more homophobic times, Adam Sandler, Netflix, wet chicks, and we serve up some Entourage eats in Hold the Grenier.
Episode 06 – S01E06 – “Busey and the Beach”
May 04, 2015 06:50 - 45.9 MBDylan of A Talking ‘Cast?! joins us to lend her take on Turtle, his love of art, his erections, and Ari’s theoretical infidelity. Later, on another installment of His Secret War, Andrew speaks in tongues. The countdown to the premiere of the Entourage movie hastens! Visit our Kickstarter page and help get Andrew and Erik […]
Season 1, Episode 5 – “The Script and the Sherpa”
April 26, 2015 23:05 - 46.2 MBClaude joins us this week as we help him figure out Entourage, we see if the grass is truly Grenier on the other side, and Erik debuts the first chapter of his seminal work, Turtle Tales.
Episode 04 – S01E04 – “Date Night”
April 19, 2015 08:04 - 56.7 MBSit down with your mother and listen to today’s episode, in which Sammi of A Talking ‘Cast?! joins us to read excerpts from vintage Entourage reviews and participate in a thrilling dramatization of Entourage fan fiction in the premiere of Entourage Masterpiece Theatre.
Episode 03 – S01E03 – “Talk Show”
April 14, 2015 03:17 - 30.1 MBAndrew and tag-in guest William barely record an episode for what barely counts as an episode of television. Vince goes on a talk show, that’s about it.
Episode 02 – S01E02 – “THE REVIEW”
April 06, 2015 00:16 - 39.5 MBAndrew and Erik comb over episode 2 in this episode 2. Andrew gets too into character, a very special celebrity calls in, and we peer into an age of Entourage past in His Secret War: Stories from Entourage, and Beyond.
Episode 01 – S01E01 – “Entourage”
March 30, 2015 00:24 - 43 MBJoin seasoned Entourage watchers Andrew and Erik as they begin their journey through every season of HBO’s popular adaptation of a Mark Wahlberg thing. Learn about about the lead characters, only become endeared to Ari, and imagine if Turtle was a sentient bag of garbage. Wait, you mean he isn’t? Artwork by the estimable Josh Hollis.