Tales of Nowhere
201 episodes - English - Latest episode: 3 days ago - ★★★★★ - 74 ratingsJoin us every other Wednesday as we make our way through multiple Tabletop RPGs to tell the story of four charismatic heroes seeking to repair the multiverse. It's a journey of epic proportions that will keep you laughing as you piece together the mystery of the world, the characters, and most importantly, that extra-dimensional Coffee Shop known as Cafe Nowhere.
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Episodes
Happy Hour 8
April 24, 2024 11:50 - 1 hour - 201 MBReady to go behind the bar in this optional episode and find out what everyone thought of Season 2's Shadow of the Demonlord arc? How did we think we could get away with time travel? How will we feel about Rothdamona now that everything's all said and done? The answers to your burning questions will be answered and more in this Tales of Nowhere Happy Hour, because it's five o' clock somewhere!
S2E66 - Self-Sacrifice
April 10, 2024 11:09 - 1 hour - 85 MBThe Janiteers finally catch up with time itself, as the moment of truth arrives and Rothdamona helps Dee make a decision about their future within the multiverse.
S2E65 - On The Other Side
March 27, 2024 11:12 - 1 hour - 96.9 MBAfter an arguably heroic savior moment, Bash finds himself...somewhere else, as the other Janiteers entirely lose control over this whole situation.
S2E64 - Under the Hollow Hamburger Bun of Doom
March 13, 2024 11:51 - 1 hour - 88.9 MBUncovering an ancient cavern in the heart of the Shield Mountains brings more trouble than previously thought as Sebastian finds a new friend and Rothdamona thinks she's melting.
S2E63 - Dwarven Detour
February 28, 2024 11:43 - 1 hour - 124 MBThe Janiteers journey into the depths of the Shield Mountains, to meet with the Dwarven City leaders and once again irrevocably alter history. Oops.
S2E62 - The Scenic Route
February 14, 2024 12:10 - 1 hour - 236 MBRothdamona makes her way back home, as Stonewall prepares for their upcoming pilgrimage.
S2E61 - The Glass Grape Fallacy
January 31, 2024 12:35 - 1 hour - 87.4 MBDee Dee and Bash totally know where they're going and don't get lost at all. Henry and Bejeweled hang out in the library. Everyone forgets.
S2E60 - Trauma of Future Past
January 17, 2024 12:00 - 1 hour - 96.6 MBDuring a routine dungeon crawl, the Janiteers finds that...well, turns out there's no such thing as a routine dungeon crawl in this universe.
Rerun of The Tales of Nowhere Mother's Day Special
January 03, 2024 12:33 - 1 hour - 113 MBTo remember those no longer with us, here's a trip down memory lane, all the way back to 2018 when the cast behind the Infiniteers teamed up with their moms for an unforgettable adventure.
S2 Bonus - A Very Special Nowhere Christmas (Album)
December 25, 2023 04:31 - 9 minutes - 14.6 MBDon't wait! Grab your copy of this very special Nowhere Christmas Album today and celebrate this holiday season across the entire multiverse!
S2E59 - Lather, Rinse, Repeat
December 06, 2023 12:27 - 1 hour - 107 MBThere was a small cave incident, and now the Janiteers find themselves back on top of a familiar mountain peak. Did someone go 88 miles per hour?
S2E58 - Escape From The City of Wonders
November 22, 2023 12:51 - 1 hour - 112 MBTurns out, leaving a city known for insane magicians and chaotic magic isn't exactly a cakewalk. Also, is anybody else cold in here?
S2E57 - Residual Goldblum
November 08, 2023 12:09 - 1 hour - 114 MBThe Janiteers make their way through the land of Shadow of the Demonlord on an urgent quest to reclaim a piece of silverware.
S2E56 - Terror in Stonewall Keep
October 25, 2023 11:46 - 1 hour - 122 MBAs DeeDee revists her hometown, troubling emotions boil to the surface. Also troubling giant monsters.
S2E55 - There's No Place Like Home
October 11, 2023 10:51 - 1 hour - 92.1 MBDeeDee returns home, and everything's different. Her, the world, her village, the other Janiteers, that weird thing in the sky. It's all just different, okay?
S2E54 - Chunky Sludge
September 27, 2023 10:01 - 1 hour - 105 MBThe Janiteers decide on their next step, and in doing so, are pulled into an important mission with an entire universe at stake.
Happy Hour 7
September 13, 2023 11:32 - 1 hour - 167 MBReady to go behind the bar in this optional episode and find out what everyone thought of Season 2's 51st Episode Spectacular arc? How did the cast like returning to their Season 1 characters? Was everything planned ahead or improvised? Did they ruin everything by bringing them back? The answers to your burning questions will be answered and more in this Tales of Nowhere Happy Hour, because it's five o' clock somewhere!
S2E53 - The 51st Episode Spectacular, Part Three: Contingency Plan
August 30, 2023 10:18 - 1 hour - 107 MBPart Three. Deep in the bowels of the Exile of Fate, the Janiteers conclude their dive into a strange hologram recording showing the original group of Infiniteers and the end of their hail mary plan to eliminate a new threat in the multiverse.
S2E52 - The 51st Episode Spectacular, Part Two: Pulling a Hondo
August 16, 2023 10:50 - 1 hour - 103 MBPart Two. Deep in the bowels of the Exile of Fate, the Janiteers continue to dive into a strange hologram recording showing the original group of Infiniteers and their hail mary plan to eliminate a new threat in the multiverse.
S2E51 - The 51st Episode Spectacular, Part One: Flashback
August 02, 2023 10:46 - 2 hours - 153 MBDeep in the bowels of the Exile of Fate, the Janiteers dive into a strange hologram recording showing the original group of Infiniteers and their hail mary plan to eliminate a new threat in the multiverse.
S2E50 - A Walk in the Park
July 19, 2023 11:27 - 1 hour - 115 MBAfter finding themselves in a strange theme park modeled after the exploits of the original Infiniteers, the Janiteers battle their way to the Exile of Fate as they continue to search for answers.
S2E49 - Finding Henry
July 05, 2023 10:53 - 1 hour - 114 MBWith Nowhere in chaos, the Janiteers set out on a mission to locate the mysterious Writer using an old corridor known only as the Hall of Doors.
S2E48 - The Crumbling Café!
June 07, 2023 11:25 - 1 hour - 100 MBA lot's changed in Nowhere since the Janiteers were there last. What surprises await them? How is the old gang doing? And what will they do with some much needed time off?
Happy Hour 6
May 25, 2023 23:26 - 43 minutes - 105 MBReady to go behind the bar in this optional episode and find out what everyone thought of Season 2's Things from the Flood arc? How did the cast like returning to the world of Tales from the Loop ten years later? Did they have any fun at all!? The answers to your burning questions will be answered and more in this Tales of Nowhere Happy Hour, because it's five o' clock somewhere!
S2E47 - The Second Battle of Cankywampus
May 10, 2023 10:43 - 1 hour - 130 MBWith a massive rift open in this universe, there's only one thing to do...try to close it before they all die. So the Janiteers gear up and do what they do best: try.
S2E46 - The French Mistake
April 26, 2023 10:49 - 1 hour - 125 MBDeep in the tunnels beneath Boulder, the gang uncovers a shocking conspiracy. Plus, Ramona grows a moustache.
S2E45 - Molly
April 12, 2023 11:19 - 1 hour - 83.3 MBThe Janiteers chat over pizza, meet someone new, then deal with a boatload of emotional and physical trauma.
S2E44 - The Man Behind The Dragon
March 29, 2023 11:40 - 1 hour - 118 MBWhile galavanting around the wrong side of a portal, the Janiteers find a little cabin in the woods. Knock Knock.
S2E43 - Back to Where We Never Were
March 15, 2023 11:00 - 1 hour - 79.2 MBThe Janiteers find themselves treading familiar ground on a Saturday afternoon, with familiar faces they've never met.
S2E42 - The Valentine's Day (Emotional) Massacre
March 01, 2023 12:47 - 1 hour - 105 MBIt's Valentine's Day! Do you have a date to the dance? It'd be crazy if you did, cause this is a podcast. But our favorite crew of teenage misfits are headed back to school on a Friday night and things are about to get...super weird.
S2E41 - Oops! All Berries
February 15, 2023 12:30 - 1 hour - 114 MBHave a seat and get ready for a day in the life of a teen living in Boulder, Colorado in 1997...in a weird alternate universe with robots and extradimensional technology. The Janiteers investigate the disappearance of a missing teen in order to save the Valentine's Day dance!
S2E40 - Teen Girl Squad (and Bastion)
February 01, 2023 13:13 - 1 hour - 120 MBIt's time to return to the Season 2 story and rejoin the Janiteers back in Nowhere as they prepare to go on an all-new adventure! They end up somewhere familiar yet different, and discover friendly faces, old rivalries and a whole new mess to clean up. I know that description is vague but I'm trying to avoid spoilers, okay?
Happy Hour 5 - The Six Pack
January 18, 2023 12:24 - 1 hour - 147 MBReady to go behind the bar in this optional episode and find out what everyone thought of our wild and wacky Interdimensional Six Pack Event? And what the next RPG we visit will be? The answers to your burning questions will be answered and more in this Tales of Nowhere Happy Hour, because it's five o' clock somewhere!
S2 Bonus - The Tales of Nowhere New Year's Special
January 04, 2023 12:14 - 9 minutes - 27.9 MBA New Year's Eve party in Nowhere turns into a universe hopping adventure for the Janiteers in this proseful celebration of the New Year Holiday.
SIX PACK VI - The Best of Three Worlds
December 21, 2022 12:06 - 1 hour - 133 MBPart Six of Six. The final battle begins, as the crew of the Valkyrie prepare to close the rifts for good. Sit back, relax, and enjoy. It's time to pop open the last can of this six pack.
SIX PACK V - Cowboys and Warp Cores
December 07, 2022 12:34 - 1 hour - 116 MBPart Five of Six. Finally back home, the crew of the Valkyrie adjusts to life with their new crewmates and without the old, a few weeks after their return.
SIX PACK IV - The Fall of the Wexler Dynasty
November 23, 2022 12:39 - 1 hour - 142 MBPart Four of Six. The gothic nightmare continues as the crew of the Valkyrie attempts to find out more about their missing ship, and escape this universe with their lives.
SIX PACK III - Crania Levitatus et Immolatum Avis
November 09, 2022 11:54 - 1 hour - 132 MBPart Three of Six. Entering an entirely new universe, the crew of the Valkyrie must leave their morals at the Teleportarium when they're thrust into a Gothic Nightmare.
SIX PACK II - The Rocket and The Rift
October 26, 2022 12:13 - 1 hour - 108 MBPart Two of Six. The crew of the Valkyrie continues their search for their lost crew and their lost universe as they head to the Orange Islands on a fun Pokemon adventure.
SIX PACK I - Of Synthehol and Scyther
October 12, 2022 12:35 - 1 hour - 147 MBPart One of Six. Join us for a standalone story set in the world of Tales of Nowhere! We're taking a new team of Starfleet officers on an adventure to where only some people have gone before: the wonderful world of Pokemon!
Tales of Nowhere Presents: The Interdimensional Six Pack - Official Trailer
September 28, 2022 14:57 - 2 minutes - 3.66 MBNever heard of Tales of Nowhere before? This is the perfect place to start. A standalone story diving into some of your favorite universes (Pokémon, Star Trek, Warhammer 40K), with all-new characters in an absolutely insane six episode arc. The Interdimensional Six Pack kicks off October 12th.
S2E39 - The Sensational Stadium!
August 31, 2022 11:47 - 1 hour - 137 MBAfter heading back to Nowhere, the Janiteers get some time to themselves before heading off into the unknown to retrieve another artifact for Donovan. Who can smell now.
Happy Hour 4
August 17, 2022 11:34 - 1 hour - 92.8 MBReady to go behind the bar in this optional episode and find out what everyone thought of Season 2's 7th Sea Arc? The answers to your burning questions, including what's next for Season 2, will be answered in this Tales of Nowhere Happy Hour, because it's five o' clock somewhere!
S2E38 - The Graham Cracker Scream
August 03, 2022 11:01 - 1 hour - 126 MBAlright, it's time. Time to save Castille, the New World, Thea, and every magic user on the planet. Time to close that rift. Time to fight, win, and say goodbye. Today, the Janiteers are leaving this world. One way or another.
S2E37 - Floating on Fate
July 20, 2022 11:22 - 1 hour - 106 MBYou know that whole concept of time thing? Try not to think about it too much, this one gets pretty wild. But the important part is, Sebastian has finally found his mother, and might even have a way back to Castille.
S2E36 - Family Reunion
July 06, 2022 11:06 - 1 hour - 108 MBThe Janiteers have 30 minutes to make it off of the High Inquisitor's ship before the pirates start blastin'. But there are so many secrets to discover, a minor uprising to start, and a few fights to...fight. Will they make it in time? Probably not.
S2E35 - Big Pete You're My Best Friend
June 22, 2022 11:52 - 1 hour - 88.8 MBOf the many tales that were told of that day, none could hope to measure up to the one concerning Dee and his unending, inexplicable friendship with Big Pete. Also Sebastian maybe finding his mom, finally.
S2E34 - Sebastian's Fall
June 08, 2022 11:44 - 1 hour - 82 MBIt doesn't normally take this long to fall out of a tower. But after that mess is taken care of, the gang decides how exactly they're going to find this dang pirate treasure everyone forgot about.
S2E33 - You Can Go Home Again, But It'll Be Weird
May 25, 2022 11:48 - 1 hour - 108 MBSebastian returns home to the surprise of anyone who thought he was dead this whole time, and then he decides how he wants to handle the Inquisition.
S2E32 - On A Choo Choo Train Through Hell
May 11, 2022 11:26 - 1 hour - 96.8 MBThe appearance of a long-lost relative sparks more than a few political debates as the crew of the Spencer's Gifts tries to decide how the hell they're going to get out of this battle.