Tales From Our Youth

From freebasing to freerunning

PARKOUR! Topics include: Nudist festival Wax Heroin  Panties Ride or die with Jonny Join us next week for Godzilla

Clap dem sheets

The very real Jerry Seinfeld drops by to give us his thoughts on Canberra's HYPERDOME.  Topics include: Shit eating grins Spread sheets HYPERDOME Dowry Join us next week for District 9

Tramd theft auto.

We suss the vibe on this Aussie classic. Topics include: -Freshwater mermaids  -One man tram -Pubs -Autism -Cops Join us next week for "office space"

Dexy's midnight climbers

If global warming is real than why is this mountain so cold? Can Peter Garrett answer the big questions? Topics include: Whose on next? Separating the art from the artist Nitroglycerin  Yellow snow Car bombs Join us next week for Malcolm (1986)

The dire state of supernatural teaching

Podcast or sidecast? You decide.   Topics include: The most vulgar joke  DOCKWORK Hogwarts David Duchovny The dire state of supernatural teaching New format Join us next week for vertical limit.

Going down

One victim of divorce court gets too hot.   -New intro -The heat -And we're back -Just so, so much food talk -Like for real -Sandwiches  -Michael Douglas  -OH my god, they are still talking about food -Build more prisons  -Deathwish  

Everybody was gun-fu fighting.

Time to inject your prosium and ask your mum to drive you to your gun kata lessons because we're watching Equilibrium. Topics include: -Will Anderson -The Lobfather -celebrities who have killed -Books to die for -dogs Elevator music credits:  Night in Venice by Kevin MacLeod | https://incompetech.com/ Music promoted by https://www.chosic.com/free-music/all/ Creative Commons Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Street-shark fin soup and other delicacies

One boy with the power of a god, and he absolutely wastes it by using it to make one friend. We've got bigger plans. Indian in the cupboard talking points: - manly merkins - american english - the land tram - the world's greatest restaurant, now with wigs - rats as pets - rabbits as pets - marbles

Street-shark fin soup and other delicacies

One boy with the power of a god, and he absolutely wastes it by using it to make one friend. We've got bigger plans. Indian in the cupboard talking points: - manly merkins - american english - the land tram - the world's greatest restaurant, now with wigs - rats as pets - rabbits as pets - marbles

The League of public domain oi bruvs

It's 1899, and war be brewing. Which copyright free character will save the day? Will it be Tom Sawyer? Surprisingly, yes! League of extraordinary gentlemen talking points: - cooking in the washing machine - pronouncing foreign foods - restaurant dining, rich style -  choose your fighter - venice stank - making an invisible man https://twitter.com/TFOYpod

Helen Hunt womb theory (ft. MK Ultra rad podcast).

We take a deep dive into Helen Hunts desecrated womb when we watch twister with friends. Talking points: NYC Tornados  Conception  Fertility  symbolism  Degrees of separation from Philip Seymour Hoffman Art  

Helen Hunt womb theory (ft. MK Ultra rad podcast).

We take a deep dive into Helen Hunts desecrated womb when we watch twister with friends. Talking points: NYC Tornados  Conception  Fertility  symbolism  Degrees of separation from Philip Seymour Hoffman Art  

I've ruined my jean-kies.

Turns out this is our 1 year anniversary and it's way more on brand for us to totally forget and pick a dogshit movie rather than celebrate or make anything special. Maybe we'll do something soon if we can be bothered. Scooby Doo (2002) talking points - school smells - wind - fleshlights - room full of dudes™ - dogs outsmarting elon - demanding consul - whales + eels

You don't see a witch, you don't see shit.

Let's kick the proverbial map into the creek, and head to Burkittsville. Topics include: -More animal chat -found footage -third nipples -cigs

Can I axe you a question?

Butchers, consummation, and beat poems. This movie has almost everything. It's just lacking axe murders.  'So I married an axe murderer' talking points: - Nigella Lore-son - hot mean women - Auspol - teeth - breakup notes - fancy bookshop - fancy butcher - FBI

Hail to the bus driver

The podcast that couldn't slow down. Apologies for the issues with audio balance  Topic include: Merch ideas Lifts Top soil CANS. IT'S JUST CANS Vagrants Food dudes

™™Peter Ja©kson's wet ghost grift™

Peter Jackson makes the wettest ghosts you'll ever need or want. The frighteners talking points: - steers n queers - drill sergeants  - 12 rules for ghosts - autism in 2000s media - 'come to jesus' moments - Charlie's angels appreciation - security in hell Apologies for the technical difficulties. Here's a previously unreleased episode to keep your ears full. We'll be back to normal next week. Love from Indigo and Mal

A Galaxy questivus for the rest of us

We cowardly go where tonnes of people have in this audience suggestion. Topics include: -Writers -Engines -Musk Warrens -Merch ideas -Suck off a cop -Nominative determinism

Now THIS is pog racing

If this piece of cinema doesn't get your heart death racing, nothing will. Topics include: More animal chat Mals inability to remember anything about the hunger games Back Muscles  Consoles 4 Convicts    

Raw dog soldiers

The audio fucked up a bit near the end but I don't care - Indigo <3 Dog soldiers talking points: - DJ GRANDE - edible underwear - copyright free monsters - Australia's highest restaurant  - white women + dogs - fears - Indiana Jenitals - oi bruvs

Dante peaked in high school

Can the sexiest volcanologist alive save this town full of hicks? Kinda. Dante's peak talking points: - Jared Leto's island - Ideal execution methods - Horrible nans - Science chat - Woody Allen - Jared Leto's island again

If the kids die in the game can I please die in real life?

Mal inflicts massive psychic damage. It's super effective. The feud is back on babyyyy. Spy Kids 3D talking points: - Clown world - What's the go with Machete? - Oscars chat - James Cameron and the 3D films mistake - Insane cameos  - shitting instead of doing the podcast

John Wilkes' Phone booth

Today the answer the age old question: If a pay-phone rings in a forest and no one is around to hear it, did Indigo put it into service mode? Phone booth talking points: - sex work - dog phrenology  - cop incompetence - old people on the phone - combat of the big brains - jockstraps - proprioception after 30

It's not shaolin soccer, IT'S SHAOLIN FOOTBALL

On todays episode it is pouring rain, so instead of playing outside we are wheeling out the rickety TV of our youth and slapping on any vaguely sports related film we can find. Mid 2000s school sport style. Talking points:  -Animals  -Food fighting techniques  -Coach mind games  -Carrot Top

How to treign your dragon

There's no one on this earth who needs to know what a mickey mouse hj is.  Reign of fire talking points: - the pink panther - alms for hardy - birds - crossbow efficiency  - having kids in the apocalypse - lundin innit?

Throw another simp on the barbie

Weeeeeeell it looks like the ol' TFOY boys are up to no good again by doing a podcast about a racist car.  Talking points: - spider aparteid state - brushing your teeth with speed metal in your brain - kissin' cousins - Jessica Simpson generated amygdala responses - Seann William Scott appreciation

Captain Kevin's Piss Ponytail

We dive into an audience suggestion, but will the water be neck-shatteringly shallow?  Waterworld talking points: - the allure of the sea - piss drinking - illiteracy  - Mal's ideal burial  - Kevin's thing with hair and slavery  - blimps

High school English

I'm not sure which convention has just been violated, but we gotta get Geneva or the Hague on the phone.

H̶u̶m̶a̶n̶ ̶c̶e̶n̶t̶i̶p̶e̶d̶e̶ Freaky Friday

Mal messed up, Mal messed up big time.

House of wax on wax off

I wanted to call it 'house of cum'. Talking points: - bible - solving the circumcision debate - first listener mail - wax  - Chad and his upsetting hair

Birth control to major Tom

This film is straight up Christian propaganda. They've pumped them out, but don't want their unmarried 22  year old daughter fucking. Even though everything is their fault.  Talking points: - friendship with Mal over - Mal's horrific fantasies  - Parenting advice

The name's Cage. Xander Cage

You can't do spy shit without a fur coat, and you can't spell XXX without Vin Diesel. Talking points: - fish - clubs - stunts - tits -masks

The Untalented Mr Damon

Dickie Greenleaf has it all: a fiance, a boat, and a cool (totally normal) new friend. It would be a shame if someone was to cave in his skull and assume his identity.  Talking points: - crime in the 50s - italiaphobia - homophobia - eskis vs cars - harry potter

The trans porter

Jason Statham finds himself in a situation more slippery than a bag full of oiled eels when he takes this assignment. Talking points include: - flavoured condoms - chemo therapy lions - the royal family - and the film, probably

What if maybe there was a Chinese girl with green eyes, maybe?

Kurt Russell fights Raiden in the dingy back alleys of Seattle's Chinatown to save a Chinese girl with green eyes, and a lawyer named Law. 

I'm more Jewish than Lenny Kravitz

We still haven't worked out what live means, but that hasn't stopped us from having another guest on, as we discuss lobsters and water mobsters  in The Tuxedo. 

DAS NOG HOG WEIHNACHTSSPECIAL

It's Christmas. We chose Turbo Man as our seasonal fighter. 

What the hell is a "human toilet"?

She may be grossly under-qualified for the job, but that won't stop Angelina Jolie from flushing this turd.  I know it's Morocco. 

Dirk and Al: Doin' it in Lagos

Our 6 month anniversary! We watched Sahara, and it turns out the real confederate treasure were the friends we made along the way. Maybe our highest rating yet. 

The world's sexiest old man and the sea

If we had to pick between the Andrea Gail and André Rieu, we'd pick the sinking ship every time. 

A very goopy special WITH OUR FIRST GUEST

Our expert guest tells us what it means to be a cum witch in 2021. We watched Gwyneth Paltrow's new Netflix show. 

Don't talk, just listen.

Swordfish

BONUS: For my next trick

Sheep intestine, fun time

We're celebrating new laws with a couple of beers and a side of war crimes. 

Bill and Shane's eggcellent adventure

Bill Murray becomes patient zero for the COVID-01 pandemic. 

Bill and Shane's eggcellent adventure

Bill Murray becomes patient zero for the COVID-01 pandemic. 

Joyriding the velour moustache

Paul Walker is back from being right back, but he should really get his tail light fixed. 

Joyriding the velour moustache

Paul Walker is back from being right back, but he should really get his tail light fixed. 

Sound off for anaconda

Come for the anacondas. Stay for Jon Voight.

Ferris Bueller gets and upgrade

They are just handing out police badges and robotic limbs in this 78 minute thrill ride.