Taking The Short Bus
64 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 12 years ago - ★★★★★ - 4 ratingsTake a ride on the short bus with Mike, join in as he comments on the strange and unbelievable world that we live in. Not for the faint of heart or easily offended.
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Episodes
Episode 64 - The End Is NYE!
May 22, 2011 17:00 - 59.5 MBWe're back baby! After a month off I guess this would be the start of season 2? On this ride Mike and Don talk about the coming of the Raptors and other apocalyptic BS. Enjoy!
Episode 63 - Pushing the Palsy Mummy
April 25, 2011 06:21 - 51.3 MBOn this ride Mike talks about the joys of the insanity that lay just outside your door.
Episode 62 - Tweak Week!
April 11, 2011 06:26 - 46.9 MBOn this ride Mike breaks down his week from hell...Tweakers, tweakers, tweakers. Morons, retards, rednecks. Tweakers, inbreds, tweakers, Glenn Beck, tweakers...TWEAKERS SUCK!
Episode 61 - The American Dream.
April 04, 2011 07:28 - 47.8 MBOn this ride, we take a look at The American Dream and what it means to Mike. The good the bad and the really retarded. Everybody's welcome in Mikes American Wet Dream...
Episode 60 - The Vagina Safari
March 27, 2011 21:48 - 46.5 MBOn this ride, Mike talks about women. The plain and simple truth that all men need to hear about relationships and getting the sex!
Episode 59 - Make it GOOGLE!
March 20, 2011 17:20 - 41.9 MBOn this ride Mike discusses Vampires running for office, saying NO to your blood sucking room mate and hacking road signs to prove the value of a good poop joke. Also doing computer repair for morons and telling the SYFY channel where they can stick it, how much pressure to apply to break it off and the correct doctor to visit to remove it again. Oh, and then something detonated in his truck.
Episode 58 - No Fate
March 14, 2011 02:24 - 47.7 MBOn this ride Mike shares his feelings on the concepts of destiny, Karma, Kismet and prophecy. He also encourages you to stop lying to your kids and turn off the TV. Also Tsunamis and other natural disasters plus how he almost missed the whole "Charlie Sheen Thing"
Episode 57 - Hail His Mighty Return!
March 06, 2011 23:54 - 58.9 MBOn this ride Mike warns about the dangers of Idiotic fashions that won't die. Curses Taco Bell for its beany cheesey goodness, shares the awesomeness of the Honey Badger and then there is some talk of climate change and hanging out with hippies to get Mike a hover car.
Episode 56 - Mike Has A Happy!
February 27, 2011 17:20On this ride Mike realizes that all he does is spew negativity, so he decides to take the time to tell you what makes him happy and why. So come on down and give a listen as the fat man rambles for an hour about the stuff that makes him giggle deep down in that funny spot. Enjoy!!
Episode 55 - Behind Enemy Lines
February 20, 2011 18:00On this ride Mike and his brother find themselves deep in hostile territory. While they discuss the ins and outs of the tattoo industry, the enemy draws closer and closer...Will the survive? What is in store for Mike's brother when he gets home! Tune in, find out!
Episode 54 - Pornucopia
February 13, 2011 23:33On this ride Mike and his wonderful wife discuss the depths of weird in which sex toys can sink. Happy Valentines day everybody!
Episode 53 - MIKE SMASH!!!!!
February 06, 2011 19:21On this ride Mike tempestuously expatiates on the seriatim of why Karen at the One Stop should be flogged, drawn, quartered, burned and then have her ashes pissed upon...
Episode 52 - Life's short, PARTY TARD!
January 31, 2011 07:56On this ride; Ben, Chad and Jose join me to talk about life, video games, Jesus Christ: Zombie killer and My most disturbing dream to date. It's been a whole year since we started this and I can't tell you how much fun it has been. Thanks to everyone for making this show so much fun! Huzzah and on with the show!
Episode 51 - WTF is a scacciapensieri!?
January 23, 2011 20:41On this ride we are joined by my biggest fans. Ryan and Jessica stop by to discuss demented double booking dentists, creepy porn, the DMV and Sarah Palins new theme song that begs to be re-written...
Episode 50 - Tardpocalypse NOW!
January 17, 2011 01:33On this ride I talk about the updated time table for the end of the world. Getting old, emitting Tard attracting pheromones and the effect they have at Wal-mart. Then some guy at the movie theater forgets to put his c*ck away...
Episode 49 - The passion of the Beaverheart!
January 09, 2011 18:00On this ride Mr. Jose joins Mike to talk of Mel Gibson fisting a beaver puppet he found in the garbage, learning to curse in multiple languages with Google Translate and beating your children in order to save the future of the human race.
Episode 48 - Deck the halls with boughs of Hawking!
December 28, 2010 05:16Happy holidays and Merry Christmas everyone! We're a day late and a driver short for this one. So I went on without him, I discuss the finer points of holiday angels, my new pus*y repelling jacket and we get a holiday well wishing message from my special friend. -Love Mike
Episode 47 - Vicodin, Vehicles & Vomit!
December 19, 2010 18:00 - 77.1 MBOn this ride we talk about Mikes fear of ghosts watching him touch his naughty spot, his short lived tattooing career, His brothers dirty little secret, anger management for the CnC and raciest roommates for fun and profit. Enjoy!
Episode 46 - Singularity, this sucks.
December 13, 2010 06:41On this ride, Mike sits alone in his little room wondering why none of the other kids came to his party...and then some German guy broke his face on the floor. It was awesome.
Episode 45 - Surely it can't be true!!
December 05, 2010 17:36On this ride we try to honor one of Mikes heroes the late Mr. Leslie Nielsen. Also we touch on some political notes. (Warning all of Mikes political ramblings are nothing more than NyQuil induced hysteria please disregard)
Episode 44 - Lies, Lies, Lies!
November 29, 2010 15:17On this ride we try to make up for last weeks suck fest of not funny, and we think we have! Don murders a six pack while Mike gets out nerded by his little brother. Then we come up with yet ANOTHER million dollar idea!
Episode 43 - Funny Like A Tumor.
November 21, 2010 18:00On this ride...NOTHING HAPPENS! I mean WOW, what a freakin boring episode! By far the most mind numbingly NOT FUNNY episode EVER! Also, we talk about Don teabagging Mikes Stormtrooper mug. Cause thats what friends do. Right?
Episode 42 - The Sch-long Soiree
November 14, 2010 18:00On this ride Mike discusses his wifes pension for penis parties and everything just goes horribly wrong from there. iTunes censored the title cause Sch-long is not acceptable for such a high class establishment...
Episode 41 - Whatza Buttpirate?
November 07, 2010 18:00 - 65 MBOn this ride we discuss drunken Halloween fun, getting hit on at Walmart, Minnie Mouse gets a little handsy and ask the question that everyone wants answered...how much c#ck is too much?
Episode 40 - Bullsh*t With The Nerrgii.
November 01, 2010 03:15On this ride we check out Donald's voice-mail, Mike talks piercings and tattoos, Karmas a bitch and our President worships Crom! And if he doesn't listen...well then too hell with him!
Episode 39 - Superglue The Mangina
October 25, 2010 07:27 - 72.9 MBOn this ride Mike's wife joins him to explore the joys of rampaging monkeys. The sorrow of lost shopping opportunities and the exhilaration of crapping your Datsun. Enjoy!
Episode 38 - Boar's Face!!
October 17, 2010 19:00 - 63.8 MBOn this ride we discuss What Mike wants from the dear and fluffy Lord, how not to use the sh*tter, dead things that make your friends vomit and we ask the eternal question...Is good gas mileage "Punk Rock"?
Episode 37 - Here's ___ in your eye!
October 10, 2010 15:00 - 75.9 MBOn this ride we talk about Don going hunting for a bear, Segwaying into the afterlife, finding a habitable planet, Mikes gay ninja cat is not to be trifled with, The Brothers Yang, we check Google to see how trendy Jesus is and Jimmy tries to mount a bear!!
Episode 36 - Till Dork Do Us Part
October 03, 2010 15:00On this ride we have an awesome guest host. While Donald is off bear hunting (Actual bears, not big harry gay men) I take this time to hang out with my wife! We talk about being married to a geek, our parents and life in general...Enjoy!
Episode 35 - Retail Assvertising
September 26, 2010 16:00 - 71.2 MBOn this ride we discuss the wonderful world of WiiSex, Condom addictions for the underprivileged, Unused AD space, Mike talks about the racism of Clorox for coloreds, Shotgun Golf and Donald stole the gorram foam!
Episode 34 - Shenis Envy...
September 19, 2010 15:35 - 85.2 MBOn this ride we take a look at NERD RAGE and the aftermath of saying that Star Wars sucks. Also nut job Tea Baggers who don't diddle and Mike whips out his Shenis to prove that it's that big for a very good reason.
Episode 33 - Mtn. Dew and Desperation
September 12, 2010 17:00 - 109 MBOn this ride we talk about visiting Fort Gay, effeminate Latino waiters with a pension for Pepsi, Cocks (Both Metal and Plural). Also Some kid electrifies his nipples and almost dies thus proving that evolution is no longer valid because we resuscitate retards. Chad and Ben are back and idiocy runs rampant...
Episode 32 - Tomatojuana
September 06, 2010 01:17 - 93.3 MBOn this ride we learn that through the miracle of genetics, veggies will get you high! Also we sing about the lamentations of the women, the Nuge speaks on gun control and much more!
Episode 31 - Ante, Christ.
August 29, 2010 17:40 - 94.2 MBOn this ride Mike SCREAMS AT IDIOT DRIVERS!!! Donlad comes prepared, we make fun of Alzheimer's and SOMEONE takes their pants off, while the other looks on in horror...sheer horror.
Episode 30 - Busting the ManHymen..
August 22, 2010 18:37 - 86.1 MBOn this ride, MIKE SHARES TOO MUCH! Also we chat about stupid movies, fibbing about our life achievements (or flat out lying depending on ones POV.), catching a man with meat smell on your naughty bits and more!
Episode 29 - Douchebag DEFCON 2!!!
August 16, 2010 09:39 - 76.1 MBOn this ride Ben joins us again as we try to tackle such topics as being rude to the homeless, shooting people with dead rodentia, ManCave etiquette "A mans guide to you not touching his sh*t." and getting ghost raped as a way to life eternal.
Episode 28 - The B.O.W.E.L Movement.
August 09, 2010 01:06 - 63.3 MBOn this ride we talk about Mike being 2F2C (To fat to camp), Impacted colons and the joy they bring (Oh, cheese. I love you but my butt hole can't take much more.), man cramps and the hell of being without the internet for 3 days and more.
Episode 27 - Songs in the key of Pee Pee.
August 01, 2010 19:52 - 83.9 MBOn this ride Don and Mike talk about the pros and cons of getting stabbed by Harry Potter, a song about My Pee Pee, sticking your di#k in a power outlet, traffic lights and how much donkey crotch they lick, scramming the PORN Reactor and much more!
Episode 26 - Pacifisting
July 25, 2010 16:00 - 74.3 MBOn this ride... DONS BACK! Also, Lord Vader makes a withdrawl, The Douche bags of the Westboro Baptist Church VS The Mighty Nerds Of Comic-con and Mike wears dirty panties like a spider-man mask!
Episode 25 - Diabeetus And Fresh Balls!
July 20, 2010 02:31On this ride Donald is MIA! So Mike trys out two substitute drivers. Ben and Chad from Pennsylvania Skype in and give us their opinion on, well everything from wearing testicular deodorant to the existence of the Amish Shocker. Fucktupedness abounds!!
Episode 24 - call..call..CALL!! CALL!!! FU@K!!!!
July 11, 2010 22:42 - 70 MBOn this ride we hear from the raciest Road Warrior, we also talk about the cinematic end of the world, Mike's POS cell phone and the family in the car next to him that now think he's a lunatic. Also we discuss having a Jetsons future, holding some di#k and opening a Nerd Bar.
Episode 23 - Do Amazon Goddesses Bleed?
July 04, 2010 14:17 - 54.7 MBOn this ride we take a look at the Terra Fugia flying car could Mikes dreams finally be coming true? Bixa Muda talks about Egg Burgers and we discuss Wonder Womans Period Panties with our first OOVOO guest! Come; sit, listen and laugh! Beware...NSFW!
Episode 22 - This Poop Tastes Funny!
June 27, 2010 16:42 - 55.6 MBOn this ride we talk about being Mike being Jobless, Deviant Juror #12, Upside down beer drinking and Angels that refuse to stay in the churches closet any more. Enjoy!
Episode 21 - Die! Puppetmaster DIE!
June 20, 2010 15:34 - 71.6 MBOn this ride we visit the Creation Museum and talk Science VS Religion. Also we talk about professional sign holders, the worst Birthday ever, having the puppet master as your nemesis/roommate, DIY Native American space craft construction and Don takes a nap! It's riveting, people!
Episode 20 - Wookiee Wiener Musings
June 13, 2010 16:30 - 59.3 MBOn this ride we talk about Mikes passion for failing to be a rock star, the joys of your first gherkin jerkin, when eating in Australia you clean your plate...or else, Lawsuit Voodoo and lots of insomnia driven gibberish.
Episode 19 - Waking up Il.
June 06, 2010 23:36 - 108 MBOn this ride we cover new Nerd tech, restructuring a show with no structure, teaching the children to blow stuff up, R2-D2 observatory and the rare side effects of a mass head trauma.
Episode 18 - Asswipe For The Apocalypse.
May 30, 2010 16:00 - 73.6 MBOn this ride we discuss using your own vomit as a weapon, mistaking someones dead body for a deer, Mays Douche bag of the month and what to do with Glenn Beck and Sarah Palin Books when the world comes crashing down and zombies roam the streets.
Episode 17 - Sexorcism OUT YE UNCLEAN THING!
May 24, 2010 00:17 - 75.2 MBOn this ride we talk about Belezabuttfu^king, attending the Heinrich Himmler Community College in Mississippi, great nerd tech, getting fired for Facebook updates and the Einstein-Rosen Bridge.
Episode 16 - With Pisti, With Piste, With Green Gravy!
May 16, 2010 23:48 - 83.5 MBOn this ride we talk abortion VS just nuking the trailer park, most commonly misheard song lyrics, Chads best way to die and Tweeting for TP.
Episode 15 - Funeral Douche..
May 09, 2010 11:23On this ride we talk best ways to die, stories of a loving mother, stoplight from heck and Mike goes full retard....HAPPY MOTHERS DAY ALL!!