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Sunday Papers

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Greg Fitzsimmons and Mike Gibbons bring you a funny weekly summation of news straight from the Sunday Papers.

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Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep 213 4/21/24

April 21, 2024 13:57 - 1 hour - 112 MB

Everybody is in jail this week: Florida man, Texas boy, The Boston Bomber and El Chapo. Also Trump both smelt it and dealt it.

Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep 212 4/14/24

April 14, 2024 14:00 - 1 hour - 125 MB

We look back (but not directly at) the solar eclipse and fantasize about beating a man up at Disney world. Also Korea may steal all of Bitcoin.

Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep 211 4/7/24

April 07, 2024 14:00 - 1 hour - 108 MB

We celebrate Greg’s birthday, the eclipse and NCAA basketball. There’s an earthquake in NY and an attack with a bible in Florida. Also, The British Parliament is pretty gay.

Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep 210 3/31/24

March 31, 2024 14:00 - 1 hour - 111 MB

Did Diddy do it? Ghislaine Maxwell is grooming herself in prison, and Trump is publishing God's "Art of the Deal." This week's Florida man stars a California man. 

Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep 209 3/24/24

March 24, 2024 14:02 - 1 hour - 221 MB

A St Paddy’s Day recap, Mitch McConnell’s sister in law plays submarine w/ her Tesla, a paralyzed man plays chess w/ his mind and a FLA Man plays target practice w/ his roommate. Plus a mass murdering Uber driver.

Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep 208 3/17/24

March 17, 2024 13:50 - 1 hour - 148 MB

Pornhub is blocked in TX, condoms are blocked in AZ and Neil Young is no longer blocking Spotify. A nude woman does jumping jacks on her lawn, and where the hell is Kate??

Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep 207 3/10/24

March 10, 2024 13:55 - 1 hour - 105 MB

Episode 207. It’s Oscar night and we make out picks. A Georgia man takes drugs and arrests cops, Kellogg's CEO suggests breakfast for dinner, coffee grounds cure Parkinson's, and if you need adrenal you are shit out of luck. Thanks to our sponsors:  Download the GameTime app, use code: Papers joindeleteme.com/papers

Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep 206 3/3/24

March 03, 2024 15:05 - 1 hour - 117 MB

A naked woman on Venice Beach takes on a character from GOT, a lactating mom makes a mess on Delta, a serial killer in Idaho can’t be killed and Satanic priests will be counseling Florida teens.

Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep 205 2/25/24

February 25, 2024 15:04 - 1 hour - 130 MB

Man wants Musk’s Neuralink chip in his brain to make him stop cheating, Malia Obama is no longer Malia Obama, A Florida man has something gross in his nose, and it turns out apes have a sense of humor.

Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep 204 2/18/24

February 18, 2024 15:00 - 1 hour - 119 MB

The last words on Travis/ Taylor, Kanye is uncancelled, maggots fall from the overhead bins in Detroit and an India woman is almost cremated when she has a few good years left.

Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep 203 2/11/24

February 11, 2024 14:59 - 1 hour - 132 MB

Super Bowl Sunday is here and you can make your picks at FITZDOG .COM and win a Cookie! Stories from the Grammy’s parties, armageddon in LA, and how the Boomers are draining the economy.

Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep 202 2/4/24

February 04, 2024 14:49 - 1 hour - 122 MB

Episode 202. Is Taylor Swift an embedded agent? Are “Legging Legs” not as sexy as we thought? Will Deadheads lose their minds at The Sphere in Vegas? These questions and more on this week’s Sunday Papers. Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or send logos/songs): fitzdogradio@gmail  Thanks to our sponsor: The Freeze Pipe dot com- use code: Sunday

Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep 201 1/28/24

January 28, 2024 15:00 - 1 hour - 121 MB

A woman smokes pot and stabs a man 108 times, Oregon rethinks legal drugs, Taylor Swift is NOT nude, and Vince McMahon is not the good guy we all thought he was. Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the Venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or send logos/songs): fitzdogradio at gmail  Sponsors:  Mint Mobile /papers  GameTime download the app use code: Papers  EveryPlate /podcast use code 49Papers     

Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep 200 1/21/24

January 21, 2024 15:00 - 1 hour - 114 MB

A man loses his head in Colorado, Kelce’s family hates Taylor and Kelly Osbourne apologizes to Mexicans. Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the Venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or send logos/songs): fitzdogradio@gmail Sponsored by:  Gametime, download the app, use code: PAPERS 

Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep 199 1/14/24

January 14, 2024 14:58 - 1 hour - 123 MB

Orthodox Jews are tunneling under Brooklyn, Christians are tearing through the Constitution and Epstein is behind the fall of more perverts. We defend Jo Koy and Daniel Tosh and attack Belichick.

Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep 198 1/7/24

January 07, 2024 15:00 - 1 hour - 156 MB

We pay off our predictions and death pool for the year and guess who wins? The Epstein list is revealed and a dog shits out thousands of dollars in cash. Old ladies are posing nude and Kimmel fights back.

Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep 197 12/31/23

December 31, 2023 14:42 - 1 hour - 111 MB

Happy New Year from your good friends at Sunday Papers. We round out the year with talk about Spain and Christmas. A porn producer is in hot water (no not a hot tub) Chappelle walks off stage and Golden Globes winners are getting half million dollar gift bags.

Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep 196 12/24/23

December 24, 2023 15:02 - 1 hour - 119 MB

We launch our 1st Annual Year In Review Episode! All our favorite stories from this year read live and made special. Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or send logos/songs): [email protected]

Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep 195 12/17/23

December 17, 2023 15:00 - 1 hour - 116 MB

Episode 195. Giuliani sure could use a rich friend who owes him a favor. Plus, a flying baby named Lord gets a miracle, teacher sex, and Tom Cruise is canoodling with a Russian oligarch’s ex-wife. Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or send logos/songs): [email protected]

Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep 194 12/10/23

December 10, 2023 14:55 - 1 hour - 135 MB

This week you can get George Santos on Cameo, our picks for TV viewing and Mike Johnson will conveniently blur your face out of the Capitol riots videos. An Australian woman runs on the tarmac to stop a plane and Gibbs takes an Ambien at the airport and misses a flight. Get the Sunday Papers coozie: Venmo: @gibbonstime $10 In the venmo notes, put your name and address Get in touch (or send logos/songs): [email protected]  

Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep 193 12/3/23

December 03, 2023 15:00 - 1 hour - 138 MB

What happened to Gorge Santos? Why is a Private Jet Headed To a Global Warming Conference "Literally Frozen On Runway”? Why is a pantsless woman squatting in the aisle of a Frontier Air flight? It will all make sense on this week’s Sunday Papers.

Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep 192 11/26/23

November 26, 2023 15:00 - 1 hour - 138 MB

Thanksgiving highlights and Kathie Lee reviews. A Maine lottery winner wants to stay anonymous, Mike Johnson is a perv and Taco Bell has a Christmas party that would put the Playboy Mansion to shame.   

Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep 191 11/19/23

November 19, 2023 14:56 - 1 hour - 121 MB

 A Tennessee town outlaws being gay, Snoop stops smoking weed and Billie Eilish says men can’t be fat shamed. Also Ochocinco was playing on Viagra and a woman wins a marathon with the help of a car ride.

Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep 190 11/12/23

November 12, 2023 15:00 - 1 hour - 123 MB

No one wants to fight for the country anymore, Philly cops no longer need college degrees and Dr Ruth is back! She’s a survivor. Plus a man sits on his wife’s head and a wife drags her husband around by his arm in the window of her car.

Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep 189 11/5/23

November 05, 2023 15:00 - 1 hour - 106 MB

 Mike Johnson says Rome fell because it was gay, a man in China peed in the beer vat and a house with a functioning meth lab is for sale in Cali.

Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep 188 10/29/23

October 29, 2023 13:52 - 1 hour - 136 MB

A pilot flys high on shrooms, some folks in Tenn are told by God to squat in a mansion, a man hires hookers for him and his horse and Kim Kardashian is peddling bras with fake nipples in them.

Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep 187 10/22/23

October 22, 2023 13:59 - 1 hour - 93.3 MB

Live from Nashville! A Nebraska man gets way into dolls, Rykers prison officers have a man cave and a very spooky lawn decoration.

Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep 186 10/15/23

October 15, 2023 14:00 - 1 hour - 121 MB

 Playboy fires a model for celebrating Hamas, a Mormon leader turns out to be a freak, some books are gay and Jada and Will are living a lie. Want to find out how to live to 100? Listen in!

Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep 185 10/8/23

October 08, 2023 14:00 - 1 hour - 147 MB

This week Bill Maher takes the moral high ground, Spotify is using AI to translate podcasts to other languages and breakdancing will soon be an Olympic sport.

Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep 184 10/1/23

October 01, 2023 14:00 - 1 hour - 121 MB

Lot of crime this week! Target is closing stores in some cities, Dollar General is getting robbed nightly and a woman named Meatball is crying in jail in Philly. The Writer’s Strike is over and the Jagger kids better get jobs because Mick is leaving them nothing!  

Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep 183 9/24/23

September 24, 2023 14:33 - 1 hour - 115 MB

EVERYBODY’S LISTENING TO THIS WEEK’S SUNDAY PAPERS (especially the woman in TX with no arms and legs who cannot shut it off). Baltimore students are failing, monks are sobering up and Pauly Shore may be playing Richard Simmons in a movie!

Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep 182 9/17/23

September 17, 2023 14:00 - 1 hour - 147 MB

The Jets break Mike’s heart, Boebert disrupts a musical, Bill Maher disrespects the strike and candidates streaming porn is the new stump speech. 

Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep 181 9/10/23

September 10, 2023 14:00 - 1 hour - 127 MB

Delta flight has some diarrhea, The Boss calls in sick, a whorehouse is offering Mormons a discount and it’s the 125th anniversary of the 1st DUI!

Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep 180 9/3/23

September 03, 2023 14:00 - 1 hour - 119 MB

Trigger warning: lot of death in today's episode - and not just Mike's jokes about Florida. Another jet ski escape, McConnell’s poker face, and a cow in Nebraska riding shotgun.

Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep 179 8/27/23

August 27, 2023 14:00 - 1 hour - 145 MB

This week Trump looks very serious. The Fyre Festival is back and a Chinese man escapes to South Korea on a jet-ski. Also, we say goodbye to a friend of the show.  

Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep 178 8/20/23

August 20, 2023 14:00 - 1 hour - 141 MB

Greg is back! We talk about Oprah filming the victims in Hawaii, more biker accidents at the Sturgis rally, Kid Rock drinking Bud Light and the reviews are in on Dennis Gubbins!

Sunday Papers w/ Mike and Dennis Ep 177 8/13/23

August 13, 2023 14:00 - 1 hour - 144 MB

Good news, Gubbins is in today. Mike stoically delivers the annual Sturgis injury report, Dennis says goodbye to Robertson & Rodriguez. Who the hell is Lil Tay? Follow Dennis and Mike on Instagram: @DGubs @GibbonsTime

Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep 176 8/6/23

August 06, 2023 14:01 - 1 hour - 123 MB

Giuliani is outdoing himself this week claiming he has breasts. Lizzo is sexually harassing and Zuckerberg prepares to lose his fight with Musk. Sadly, the video crashed. This week is audio only, sorry.

Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep 175 7/30/23

July 30, 2023 14:00 - 1 hour - 135 MB

We start off funny, talking about syphilis, get funnier talking about Leprosy, bring it down to talk about the transcendent Sinead and then cheer you back up with some Sunday Funnies.  

Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep 174 7/23/23

July 23, 2023 14:00 - 1 hour - 109 MB

This week, Bernie Taupin takes a beating, as does an old man in a FLA theatre. Also, Hunter Biden porn, and Lana Del Rey waits tables at a Waffle House.

Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep 173 7/16/23

July 16, 2023 14:00 - 1 hour - 125 MB

Phone call with Chaos another Tom O’Neill about the release of a Manson girl. The actors join the writers on the strike line and somebody farts at an RFK event. Larry Nassar gets stabbed and Italy decides it’s OK to grope, as long as it only lasts 10 seconds.

Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep 172 7/9/23

July 09, 2023 14:00 - 1 hour - 120 MB

Biden now snorting rails in the White House, FLA Man treats his wife’s lover like a baseball, Britney gets hit one more time and twins are born into a toilet. Plus, what’s going on with Denman?

Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep 171 7/2/23

July 02, 2023 14:00 - 1 hour - 159 MB

A meteorologist is threatened for saying it’s getting warm, negative on Affirmative Action, Southwest has people angry, and JizzLane Maxwell is being a Karen in jail. Also Madonna and Costner are in the news along with the new All Drug Olympics in Australia.

Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep 170 6/25/23

June 25, 2023 14:02 - 1 hour - 123 MB

There’s nothing funny about the Titanic sub situation. But we still give it a shot. A Mexican restaurant hires a fake priest to get real confessions, Harry and Meghan flop and there’s a new Beatles album?

Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep 169 6/18/23

June 18, 2023 14:00 - 1 hour - 126 MB

Just back from watching the US Open golf we tackle a Philly disaster, a Starbucks lawsuit and nasty stories from FLA and Australia.

Sunday Papers w/Greg and Mike Ep 168 6/11/23

June 11, 2023 14:00 - 1 hour - 154 MB

LIV and PGA forge a deal with the devil. Martha Stewart wants you to drive to an office, NYC is smoky, and a virgin crocodile has a baby. It’s a miracle!

Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep 167 6/4/23

June 04, 2023 14:00 - 1 hour - 153 MB

This week, Santino and Bobby Lee call in. We honor 30 years since Bob Fitzsimmons passed and correct the fake news about Target. Trans girl is sued for running too fast, Chick-Fil-A is the new Bud Light and Australia Man continues to challenge Fla Man.

Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep 166 5/28/23

May 28, 2023 14:00 - 1 hour - 138 MB

A Family Feud contestant murders his wife, a nun and a bishop break some vows and Elon Musk is implanting chips in people’s heads. Celine Dion is a little stiff but a 100 year old woman gets loose on the TB Rays mound throwing out the 1st pitch.

Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep 165 5/21/23

May 21, 2023 13:59 - 1 hour - 157 MB

Toe sucking, Amelia Earhart and Target is the new Bud Light. What are the angriest airports in the country and Australia is the world’s Florida.

Sunday Papers w/Greg and Mike Ep 164 5/14/23

May 14, 2023 14:00 - 1 hour - 130 MB

Tough week for the GOP. We try to go easy but… Also, Bobby De Niro has a future orphan at 79, a FLA man has quite a night out, and ChatGPT is picking stocks better than the experts.

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