Sucktastic Cinema
50 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 2 years ago - ★★★★★ - 7 ratingsEven if a film is bad...can we still be endeared by it? Each week, the Webster bros will set out to answer that very question as they riff on movies that tried so bad to be so good.
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SC FINALE: The Last Dragon w/Samantha Kennedy
March 11, 2022 12:00 - 1 hour - 94.4 MBWhat more is there to say, other than we adore this movie. A celebration of music, the 80s, kung-fu, and black culture, this movie has got it all! Samantha Kennedy returns to help us send the show off right! It's The Last Dragon, this week, for the final Sucktastic Cinema!
48: The Cat in the Hat w/Stephanie Little
February 25, 2022 12:00 - 55 minutes - 50.7 MBThis week, it's the penultimate episode of Sucktastic! Two glum children in their neo-50's neighborhood, are in for a wild ride when they're visited by a loud, bombastic, off-the-wall giant Cat! Just when the trio start to cut loose, their new feline friend takes things too far! The antics of two Things, some off color humor, and a mysterious crate are on the brink of completely destroying the children's house! The crate's lock hops off and attaches itself to the family dog, who promptly r...
47: Judge Dredd w/Joe Gilbert
February 18, 2022 12:00 - 1 hour - 67.3 MBThis week on Sucktastic, Slyvester Stallone is the law! Watch the 80's action dynamo take liberties with an established comic character, cram in a bunch of one-liners, and commit his most egregious mistake...employ Rob Schneider. At least we have Diane Lane in the movie; so that's a plus. A film that had so much to work with, yet misunderstood the assingment! Good friend of the show, and co-host of the "From the Point Podcast," Joe Gilbert returns to talk Judge Dredd, this week on Sucktast...
46: The Tuxedo w/Matt Swafford
February 04, 2022 12:00 - 1 hour - 57 MBThis week on Sucktastic, Jackie Chan plays a bumbling taxi cab driver with no confidence. However, after a series of unfortunate events, he finds himself in the wrong place at the wrong time. Now he has to pass himself off as suave, super skilled secret agent, and must stop a water tycoon from poisoning competitors reservoirs! But Jackie isn't alone on his mission. Not only is he joined by a pain- in the- butt rookie field agent, but he also is in possession of the ultimate super weapon: ...
45: JCVD January: Double Team
January 28, 2022 12:00 - 56 minutes - 51.4 MBThis week on Sucktastic, for the last edition of this year's Jean-Claude January, we subject ourselves to a mess of a movie! The Mussels from Brussels teams with the Worm, Basketball's bad boy Dennis Rodman, to try and take down a global terrorist. Thier odd couple dynamic works out as well as you'd expect...which is not at all. No amount of poorly delivered one-liners, gun play, or hints at anything remotely engaging can save this train-wreck! It tries to be too stylish for it's own good,...
44: JCVD January: Universal Soldier: The Return
January 21, 2022 12:00 - 56 minutes - 51.6 MBThis week on Sucktastic, Jean Claude Van Damme returns as Luc Devereaux to try to defeat a rogue Unisol, The U.S. government, and Bill Goldberg. Sounds like a pay-per-view in late 90's WCW. We continue JCVD January with a movie that tries to Crush 'em! It's Universal Soldier: The Return, this week on Sucktastic Cinema!
43: JCVD January: Sudden Death
January 14, 2022 12:00 - 1 hour - 74.2 MBThis week on Sucktastic, it's hot 90's action involving the coolest game on earth! JCVD plays an everyman firefighter, who finds himself in the cross hairs of a magnetic maniac trying to pull off the biggest heist in history! Jean Claude must also race the clock to disarm explosives rigged to blow, and seriously put a damper on the Stanley Cup finals. It's commonly known as a Die Hard knockoff; and if that's the case, it's one of the better ones! We're on the edge of our seats for Sudden D...
42: JCVD January: Double Impact w/Samantha Kennedy
January 07, 2022 12:00 - 1 hour - 87.8 MBThis week on Sucktastic, we KICK off a tradition we started on the Radkast, where we devote a whole month's worth of shows to the Muscles from Brussels himself, Jean-Claude Van Damme! For this first offering, JCVD plays twin brothers who never knew the other existed! However, they must work together to avenge the deaths of the parents they never met, and reclaim a birth right they've never known about! Just because! It's double the action, double the excitement, but none of the fun! Saman...
41: A Christmas Story 2 w/Jeff Wright and Jake Vehlewald
December 17, 2021 12:00 - 1 hour - 62 MBThis week on Sucktastic, The Parker family is back! Except this time, they aren't at all how you remember them! The lovable old man is now a cheap grump, and Ralphie is a horndog loser, who wants to swap the red rider for a car, not to mention a dame to sit shotgun! Hopefully you weren't too attached to the warmth and charm of the first film, because it's sequel has none of it! It's a movie that never should have been made, was dead on arrival and instantly hated. Jake Vehlewald and Jef...
40: A Dennis the Menace Christmas
December 10, 2021 12:00 - 1 hour - 78.2 MBThis week on Sucktastic, a well meaning rambunctious boy causes all sorts of trouble in his neighborhood. With Christmas just around the corner, the mishaps he causes put a financial strain on his family, and puts his grumpy neighbor Mr, Wilson under physical and emotional distress. However, when a random angel shows Mr. Wilson that he needs more empathy for the people in his life, things change for the better, and Christmas can be Christmas again! It's A Dennis the Menace Christmas, this w...
39: Santa Buddies: The Legend of Santa Paws
December 03, 2021 12:00 - 1 hour - 63.6 MBThis week on Sucktastic, Christmas Spirit is in the toilet, and a North pole puppy swears off his birthright. Puppy Paws makes his way to Fernfield, Washington to learn what it means to be a normal dog, and he encounters the titular Buddies. While this is going on, Christmas is on the brink of extinction, and there is a subplot about a sick boy wanting a dog for Christmas. After screwing up the Buddies lives, Puppy Paws is picked up by the town dog catcher. While in the clink, Puppy Paws...
38: The Spirit of Christmas w/Samantha Kennedy
November 26, 2021 12:00 - 1 hour - 84.8 MBThis week on Sucktastic, we kick off our Christmas themed episodes with a bonkers tale! A cold, callous, career driven Boston attorney finds herself in charge of the sale of an old country Inn. However, that's not all she finds! She finds out about the building's tragic past, some shady secrets...oh, and she ends up falling in love with the ghost that haunts the place. You read that right; she FALLS IN LOVE WITH A GHOST. She becomes smitten with a 130 year old troubled spirit, and the tw...
37: Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over
November 19, 2021 12:00 - 1 hour - 62.1 MBThis week on Sucktastic, Junie Cortez has been spurned by his spy employer of the last two films. While trying to make it on his own as a P.I., Junie is told by his former outfit that a mad-man has created a hot new virtual game. He intends to trap the minds of children who play it, as well as release himself from a virtual prison to wreak havok on the world. Junie tells them to shove it, but when he is told his sister is trapped in the game, it's back to spy action for everyone's least fav...
36: Dunston Checks In w/Dave Little
November 12, 2021 12:00 - 1 hour - 67.2 MBThis week, a five star hotel is out for a sixth, but unbeknownst to them, a monkey is ready to throw a wrench into their plans! A secret guest, a nefarious jewel theif, and the slapstick misadventrues of a boy and an orangutan! Dave Little makes his triumphant return to help us talk Dunston Checks In, this week on Sucktastic Cinema!
35: Birdemic: Shock and Terror w/Zack Ley
November 05, 2021 11:00 - 1 hour - 62.3 MBThis week on Sucktastic, it's a heavy handed message about how humans are screwing up the environment! Two wooden actors drag out a love story, then out of nowhere, toxic birds attack and kill everybody! Don't worry, if the acting is laugable to you, you'll surely be wowed by the special effects. Long time friend Zack Ley joins us, to talk the disasterous disaster flick Birdemic: Shock and Terror, this week on Sucktastic Cinema!
34: The Monster Squad w/Jeremy Weed
October 29, 2021 11:00 - 1 hour - 76.8 MBThis week on Sucktastic, it's the final Friday before Halloween! This episode sees a group of monster- loving- kids go about their daily business...that is until ACTUAL monsters show up, intent on terrorizing the town! It's a well loved cult classic, but we here at the show have had no love lost for it over the years...until now. Before you light your torches and sharpen your pitch forks, hear us out as we plead our case, and explain how our thoughts and attitudes towards the movie have ch...
33: The Haunted Mask
October 15, 2021 11:00 - 42 minutes - 38.7 MBThis week on Sucktastic, Carly-Beth is a scaredy cat, and she's tired of being a victim. With Halloween only days away, she steals a grotesque mask from a mysterious shop, and she sets out to raise hell on her unsuspecting town. Little does she know, the mask slowly possess her, and it'll take a creepy plaster bust to defeat it! Based on the cultural phenomenon that was the Goosebumps books, it's the Halloween special the Haunted Mask, this week on Sucktastic Cinema!
32: Killer Klowns from Outer Space w/Katie Legate
October 08, 2021 11:00 - 1 hour - 56.4 MBThis week on Sucktastic, a sleepy town is turned upside down when they have a sudden invasion of some killer clowns! The invaders wreak havok, and it's up to a cop, two lovers, and a pair of ice cream truck brothers to try and put an end to the random destruction! Friend and fellow podcaster Katie Legate returns to the show, to help us talk the 80's cult classic, Killer Klowns from Outer Space, this week on Sucktastic Cinema!
31: An Interview with a Vampire (not Interview with a Vampire)
October 01, 2021 11:00 - 20 minutes - 19.2 MBAlthough we had to reschedule with our celebrity guest, we still have an interview with a special person for this week's episode! While Matt takes a short sabbatical, Steven was able to get together a last mintue interview with an... undead... friend of the show! Since we are now in the thick of spooky season, we saw it only fitting to kick off our October stretch of shows by interviewing Count Uli (U-lee as in U-leesyus S. Grant. ) the the Vampire!
30: Casper Meets Wendy
September 24, 2021 11:00 - 1 hour - 66 MBThis week on Sucktastic, a magic mirror informs a powerful Warlock that his days as the best in the biz are numbered. There's a little girl named Wendy who is going to steal his crown, and there isn't anything he can do about it. After sending two goons to capture Wendy, she and her aunts escape and hideout at a summer resort. Little do they know, their most hated enemies, ghosts, are vacationing in the same area! However, these aren't your garden variety ghosts. No, it's the famed ghos...
29: Baby Geniuses
September 17, 2021 11:00 - 1 hour - 66.8 MBThis week on Sucktastic; Dr. Kinder is a scientist who wants to use babies, and their untapped smarts, to discover the secrets of the universe. However, she and her co-horts have a major thorn in their side: a back-talking baby with a bad attitude named Sylvester! Even when Sly escapes the baby testing facility, the joys of his freedom are short lived when he is shocked by a major discovery. He has a twin brother named Whit! In a mix up at the mall, Whit is thought to be Sly, and vice ver...
28: Double Double, Toil and Trouble
September 10, 2021 11:00 - 51 minutes - 70.3 MBThis week on Sucktastic, we start the spooky season early! Unfortunatley, we weren't able to record a new episode this week. However, we dug into our Radkast archives and pulled out another episode from our Radkast Dollar Rental series! For this re-release, the Olsen Twins set out to free their good aunt from the clutches of their evil aunt. They wield a magic wand, and are joined by a little person and a free-loading homeless man! It's good, clean Halloween fun in Double Double, Toil an...
27: Sucktastic Q&A
September 03, 2021 11:00 - 28 minutes - 26.1 MBUnfortunately, we weren't able to watch a movie this week. However, we did recieve a few questions to answer from some of our beautiful listeners! It's a Q&A session, this week on Sucktastic Cinema!
26: Sleepover
August 20, 2021 11:00 - 1 hour - 80 MBThis week on Sucktastic, two groups of teenage girls go on a wild adventure! However, it isn't one of those run-of-the-mill summer time romps! No, these girls go on an outrageous scavenger hunt that sees them vandalize a store display window, break into an unsuspecting person's house, steal property, and gain admittance into a club while being underaged! Of course, all these behaviors that could carry some sort of penalty if caught, are for a shallow, insignificant prize! We'll keep you up...
25: Street Fighter w/Chris Hoehne & Joe Gilbert
August 13, 2021 19:00 - 1 hour - 79 MBOn this episode of Sucktastic, Jean-Claude Van Damme leads a group of freedom fighters into the den of an evil dictator! He is joined by another group of valient warriors, all in an effort to rescue a group of hostages! Sounds cool right? Action packed even? Well, maybe we would have gotten more enjoyment out of a movie like that...if it wasn't using a well known property as it's vehicle, and it wasn't butchering the represnetation of well beloved characters! Thus is the fate of a video ...
24: The Crow: Wicked Prayer
August 06, 2021 11:00 - 1 hour - 70.8 MBThis week on Sucktastic, like the previous films in the series, the Crow of legend is supposed to bequeath it's powers to a poor soul, and help that person get back at those who wronged them. When watching this movie, we seriously believe the Crow made the wrong decision. A pasty faced cry-baby is written to have a beautiful girlfriend, be this dude with attitude, and inherit those badass Crow powers after a run in with some satanists. Sorry movie, in this instance imparticular, we can on...
23: Picture Perfect w/Dan Lata
July 30, 2021 11:00 - 1 hour - 58 MBThis week on Sucktastic, two teen friends and neighbors have families in the financial ruts. In order to solve both their problems, the neighbors concoct a plan that would see their two families coming together, and pretending to be one in order to win a soda contest. However, the two find their ruse won't be as easy to pull off as they thought. Their parents can't stand each other, and the soda company's eccentric owner insists on living with the family to observe their dynamic. A comedy...
22: Bratz: The Movie
July 23, 2021 11:45 - 1 hour - 75 MBThis week on Sucktastic, we take on the most annoying, obnoxious, self-centered, conceded, vain, and vapid movie we've ever done. Come suffer with us, and prepare to be exhausted by Bratz: The Movie, this week, on Sucktastic Cinema!
21: (Not) Sucktastic VHS Openings
July 16, 2021 11:00 - 22 minutes - 20.8 MBThis week's offering of Sucktastic looks a little different. We didn't have a ton of time to watch a movie this week, let alone record a new full length episode. However, we didn't want to leave you fine Cinners with nothing! We've compiled 10 movies you won't find in a regular episode, and we gave them all the "what's on the VHS" treatment!
20: 3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain
July 09, 2021 11:00 - 1 hour - 73.6 MBThis week on Sucktastic, it's the fourth film in the series showcasing the adventures of those karate kickin', bad guy trickin', rowdy rascals, the 3 Ninjas! Only this time, Rocky, Tum Tum, and Colt, have their work cut out for them. Career criminal Medusa, and her band of not-so-merry men, are out to take an amusement park hostage, and will stop at nothing to shake every last cent out of the park's owner. The brothers quickly see their martial arts alone can't take down the baddies, so th...
19: Agent Cody Banks
July 02, 2021 11:00 - 38 minutes - 52.4 MBOn this edition of Sucktastic, its a re-release of an episode we did for a series we tried on our last podcast venture, the Radkast! An evil mad man wants to weaponize the life's work of a lowly professor. The CIA can't get to the professor to keep the mad man at bay, so they enlist the help of a dweeby teenager to get close to the professor's daughter. Can this nerd go from dud to stud in order to save the world, and possibly win the affection of Hilary Duff?! Stay tuned to find out! Or...
18: Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves
June 25, 2021 11:00 - 1 hour - 77.8 MBOn this edition of Sucktastic, Zany Wayne Szalinski is at it again! Only this time, it's the parents who are caught in the cross hairs of the infamous shrink ray! It'll take ingenuity with their surroundings, an element that has become standard in the Honey series, to get the adults to where their kids can see them. Although it's ultimately up to the kids to save their parents, it doesn't come without some get down and partying up in the wake of their parents abscence! Another movie in th...
17: Bio-Dome w/Dan Drake
June 18, 2021 11:00 - 1 hour - 84.8 MBThis week on Sucktastic, two stoner-boners who are a burden on everyone they meet, mistakenly find themselves in the middle of a multi-million dollar science experiement. They do absolutely nothing throughout the duration of the movie to endear themselves in anyway, and end up only causing trouble for three-quarters of the film. However, we cling to a few thin silver linings via a familiar character actor, and the best band in the world! God bless our guest for this episode! Our dear frie...
16: The Secret Agent Club
June 11, 2021 11:00 - 1 hour - 81.7 MBOn this edition of Sucktastic, Hulk Hogan plays Ray Chase, a secret agent who comandeers a deadly weapon from an Eve-vil villainess. Her name is Eve, that's why that is spelled like that. Back at home, Ray moonlights as a mild-mannered, dweeby klutz around everyone in town, including his mopey son Jeremy. However, in Ray's attempts to hide the stolen weapon, his double life comes back to bite him. His secrets have now put his loved ones in danger, gotten him captured, and subjected him to ...
15: The Master of Disguise w/Jake Vehlewald
June 04, 2021 11:00 - 1 hour - 67.2 MBOn this edition of Sucktastic, we discuss a film that had us scratching our heads, cringing with second-hand embarrasment, and questioning our sanity. However, It's our own fault for watching a film where the main character has a personality disorder, is a constant burden on others, unashamedly has a butt fetish rooted in a possible oedipus complex, and even manages to throw in some rascism for good measure. But hey; it's for kids! We welcome long time friend Jake Vehlewald to the show to ...
14: Over the Top w/Brian and Samantha Kennedy
May 28, 2021 11:00 - 1 hour - 81.3 MBOn this edition of Sucktastic, it's a rockus ride, fueled by steak and motor oil! Humble truck driver Lincoln Hawk is out to emotionally manipulate, er, I mean...BOND with his estranged son, on a classic father/son road trip to see the boys sick mother. While Linc sets out to mend fences with his stubborn spawn, the boy's equally manipulative grandfather is out to put a stop to it! IF ALL THAT WASN'T ENOUGH, the dysfunctional family dynamic is set to a back drop of grunting, spitting, snarl...
13: The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl in 3D
May 21, 2021 11:00 - 1 hour - 58.8 MBOn this edition of Sucktastic, we talk a little dreamer who everyone dumps on, and who is constantly told to grow up and stop dreaming. Max is a child who tries to escape through fantasies, especially ones involving his favorite dream creations Sharkboy and Lavagirl. However, when his friends jump out of his head and call upon him for help, it's up to Max to use his dreams to save his heroes' planet. Just when you think Max is having an episode of some type, the fantasy world starts to me...
12: Suburban Commando w/Stephanie Vonarx & Dave Little
May 14, 2021 11:00 - 1 hour - 82.5 MBOn this episode of Sucktastic, Hulk Hogan is the greatest warrior in the galaxy! However, after a work place incident, the Hulkster is forced into a sabbatical and he crash lands on earth. Hulk is your classic fish out of water, and he finds himself in the company of a pathetic everyman and his family. The two become strange bedfellows, and through hinjix and danger, they each teach the other person lessons about themselves they never previously embraced. Also Hulkamania runs wild on a mi...
11: Just 4 Kicks
May 07, 2021 11:00 - 1 hour - 55.9 MBThis week on Sucktastic, Dylan and Cole Martin are two shrimpy kids who love soccer. However, their summer dreams of being soccer superstars are in jeopardy! When their dad has to go away on business, their Mom takes the mantle of coach. Even with the assistance of the boy’s scantly clad Aunt, their Mom realizes that the team of raggamuffins is more than a work in progress, and she is in way over her head. It’ll take the help of a greasy drifter to whip the team into shape, and give the cr...
10: Mortal Kombat: Annihilation w/Tyler Stricklan
April 30, 2021 11:00 - 1 hour - 69.1 MBRight off the bat; SPOILER ALERT! If you are listening to this, and haven't watched the new Mortal Kombat, we do have a section of spoiler filled thoughts on the film. The time stamp for that is: 67:10-72:00. That being said; this week on Sucktastic, we're on the road again! This go around, we are broadcasting from Modwest KC in Kansas City, MO, and we welcome long time pal Tyler Stricklan for his first appearance on the show! This episode, we really try to test our might, as we talk a u...
9: Air-Bud: Seventh Inning Fetch
April 23, 2021 11:00 - 1 hour - 69.1 MBThis week on Sucktastic; the Twinz riff another film about an animal playing sports! This episode, it's the fourth installment of the Air-Bud saga! Despite never playing the game before, Andrea Framm tries out for the baseball team. After she rides the pine for the first half of the season, a freak accident to her best friend, and the teams best player, leaves the coach no other choice but to put Andrea in the game. In the middle of causing her team's collapse, that sport playing dog Buddy...
8: Ready to Rumble w/Jeff Wright
April 16, 2021 11:00 - 1 hour - 70.7 MBOn this edition of Sucktastic, Gordie and Shawn are two man-children who still believe Pro-wrestling is entirely real. So when they witness their god, World champion Jimmy King fall to the dastardly deeds of promoter Titus Sinclair, they push through their grief and set out to track down King, and help him get his confidance, and more importantly, his title belt back! Against the behest of several people who tell the two King is a low life, the guys continue their search, and finally find t...
7: The Flintstones w/Jeremy Weed
April 09, 2021 11:00 - 1 hour - 61.3 MBWhat happens when the 90's...does the 60's...doing the Stone Age? A different kind of Sucktastic Cinema episode, that's what! This week, the Twinz welcome one of their podcast favorites Jeremy Weed, to talk the film adaptation of the misadventures of those folks from Bedrock, the Flintstones! Unlike all of their other entries so far, this episode has the trio talk more of the good, and endearing elements of the film. However, it wouldn't be an episode of this podcast without criticisms. T...
6: ED
April 02, 2021 11:00 - 1 hour - 67.9 MBOn this edition of Sucktastic Cinema, Jack "Deuce" Cooper is a minor league baseball pitcher who can't seem to find his groove. That is until he gets inspiration from an unlikely place! A monkey named Ed comes into Coop's life, shakes things up, and even plays a little ball himself! Pretty soon, the whole world is going bananas over this baseball playing primate; but not everyone has the purest intentions when it comes to the simian sensation. Hold on to your hats, your peanuts and your cr...
5: Max Keeble's Big Move
March 26, 2021 11:00 - 1 hour - 69.6 MBOn this edition of Sucktastic Cinema, a pint sized, pointy haired boy named Max Keeble desires to turn a new leaf when starting Middle School. However, he and his friends experience nothing but misfortunes on their first day in the jungle of Junior High. But when Max finds out he's moving, he sets out to shake things up, one bully at a time. Max is big man on campus...that is until a sudden turn of events could have it all come crashing down... The twinz sit down to talk Max Keeble's Big M...
4: Mr. Nanny w/Katie Legate
March 19, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 70.2 MBThis week, Sean Armstrong is a former pro wrestler hired to protect the children of tech guru Alex Mason. Mason is in possession of a revolutionary silicone chip, that if in the right hands, could turn the tide in ending world wars. However, with the chip's potential for good, a metal headed madman by the name of Thanatos, wants to test it's potential for evil. Although he is there to protect Mason's children from danger, Sean soon finds out that it's the children that pose him the greate...
3: Captain America 90
March 12, 2021 19:15 - 1 hour - 60 MBIn the third film of the triple feature series premiere, the Twinz talk that beloved patriotic man-out of- time, Captain America! However, this Cap is a far cry from the juggernaut of the MCU adaptations. No, this take on America's favorite son sees him as anything but. Not to mention, an Italian spin on the hero's greatest foe, a baffling picture of a speeding rocket, and good old, up standing Captain America using weasle tactics to steal things. All this and more for the straight-to-video...
2: Spice World
March 12, 2021 19:00 - 44 minutes - 41.1 MBHere for the second film of the Sucktastic Cinema series premiere, the guys take a heaping helping of Girl Power! The twinz hope to spice up YOUR life, as they showcase the wacky adventures of the fab five of the 90's! This week they talk those lovable Spice Girls and their feature length film, Spice World, on Sucktastic Cinema!
1: Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie
March 10, 2021 17:00 - 1 hour - 63.3 MBWelcome, one and all, to the first part of the series premiere of Sucktastic Cinema! You may have noticed there are not just one, but three films we are covering to commerate this momentus occasion! For our first movie, we look at a familiar super hero team trying to protect a magic crystal and it's owner, an alien puppet with a botox face, from a deeply cleveaged super villianess! Four grown adults and a little boy suit up to kick it into action, and shift into turbo for Turbo: A Power Ran...
Sucktastic Cinema Trailer!
March 05, 2021 05:00 - 56 seconds - 878 KBJust a little peek into the newest offering in the world of bad movies that try to be so good!