Stuff We Made Up
65 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 4 years ago - ★★★★★ - 1 ratingEach week Phil and Anthony talk through 3 facts only to reveal one of them is not so fact..ful. Have fun guessing which one is and isn't.
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This Day Now January 2nd
January 01, 2020 01:00 - 26 minutes - 20.9 MBJoin Tony and Phil as they talk about this day in history. From Russia's Luna 1 launch to that time Rosevelt shut down a post office. Come join the show on iTunes
It's All About The Drinks
December 25, 2019 13:00 - 32 minutes - 26.4 MBTony comes to the podcast very thirsty this week. No, not that thirsty. He talks about the variety of drinks we have had. Instagram Facebook
A Walk Down Memory Lane
December 18, 2019 13:00 - 40 minutes - 32.2 MBThis week we have some big news for the podcast and also a walk down memory lane as Phil share some lies Tony has told us. Except one is a lie... about a lie. It'll make sense. Instagram Facebook
Refunds Accepted... Mostly
October 02, 2019 14:00 - 45 minutes - 36.4 MBSometimes a purchase is regretted and we need to refund items. This week Anthony comes clean about his habit of returning items. From normal return like shoes to crazy stuff like a Samurai fighting fish via a digital arial. But which is the lie amongst thorns? Come hep me find out. Instagram Facebook
Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow
September 25, 2019 14:00 - 40 minutes - 32.5 MBHe may have some luscious locks but Phil comes forward with some of his worst hair cuts. From sporting the aussie mullet, wild long hair and the undercut there are some crazy memories. But which is true and which is a lie. Come help me find out. Instagram Facebook
Sexual! (Sexual Healing)
September 18, 2019 14:00 - 47 minutes - 37.7 MBThis week we talk like to awkward white friends about sexual awakenings. Anthony bring his 3 most memorable sex scenes. From Lethel Weapon 2 to True Romance via the reality of Peep Show. But which is not an experience of Anthony's? Come help be figure it out. Instagram Facebook
I Like Sports Ball
September 11, 2019 14:00 - 54 minutes - 43.8 MBNeither Phil or myself could be mistaken for sports fanatics but this week Phil talks all about his favourite attempts at being coordinated. From ice hockey to rugby with a dash of baseball they are all great stories, but which is the lie. Come help me find out. Instagram Facebook
Tony's all about the Gamepass and Chill this week
September 04, 2019 14:00 - 59 minutes - 47.5 MBGet cosy as Tony reveals all about Microsoft Xbox Gamepass and and the lovely Microsoft Xbox Gamepass games that he has enjoyed completing. Playing Alien Isolation and twiddling around with Shantae to climbing that monster that is Mass Effect, Tony reveals all. But which is the lie!? Instagram Facebook
Talking the Language of the Kids
August 28, 2019 14:00 - 45 minutes - 36.2 MBLanguage is ever evolving and for grammar nazi, Phil Andrews, he take to the new words far to easily. From sksksksk to spewday and ending on andIoop Phil talks all kinds of confusing. But which is not a word. Help me figure it out. Instagram Facebook
From favourite sister to favourite movie!
August 21, 2019 14:00 - 41 minutes - 33.5 MBSpeaking of Anthony's favourite sister this week Anthony talks about times his eyes were open by his moviecation from sister numero uno. From the iconic music of The Good, The Bad and The Ugly to Lady Hawk via Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Much which is the lie! Instagram Facebook
Life's a musical and so are more of Phil's tears
August 14, 2019 14:00 - 54 minutes - 43.3 MBOne the theme of things that make Phil cry (but what doesn't!?!) we look at 3 musicals. Rent and it's anti disestablishment, Fiddler on the Roof and it's loss of tradition and the Sound of Music and it's having Julie Andrews. All very emotional stories but which was it Phil did not shed a tear for. Help me find out. Instagram Facebook
From right leaning celebs to the left leaning ones
August 07, 2019 14:00 - 40 minutes - 32.5 MBAfter much pleading from the right for equal airtime we are back with celebrities who we might assume are conservative but are actually a little more liberal. Tony talks about the political leanings of Kiefer Sutherland, Heather Locklear and Tommy Lee Jones. But who is it that clearly remains conservative. Come and help me figure it out. Instagram Facebook
One massive rocket and one small step on the moon
July 31, 2019 14:00 - 51 minutes - 41.3 MBFrom the speech that spurred the US on to the Apollo space missions to the last person to visit the moon, Phil shares some amazing facts about the Apollo space missions. From JFK almost shutting down Apollo to Buzz writing his name in the moon via a lost mission in re-entry. But which is too much to be true. Please come and help me. Instagram Facebook
Classic movies are the flavour
July 24, 2019 14:00 - 46 minutes - 37.6 MBWe all have attempted too find compact ways to store our old DVDs at one time or another. This week Tony talks 3 movies he had on DVD and found that they scratched when he went to rewatch. But now he gets to buy them from thrift stores. From Aladdin to Devil's Advocate along with Labyrinth in a massive triple pack! Instagram Facebook
Arachniods, Factnids, Well facts about arachnids...
July 17, 2019 14:00 - 46 minutes - 37.2 MBFrom black widow to arachnophobia there are a lot of misconceptions out there about our eight legged furry friend. Phil tries to correct some of these falsehoods, but one is still a true fact. Confused? So am I. I need your help big time with this one. Instagram Facebook
Let's talk politics.
July 10, 2019 14:00 - 1 hour - 53 MBThere are three things you should never talk about; religion, politics and Taylor Swift. This week we talk about politics and the people you don't expect to lean the way they do. From Goldie Hawn to Freddie Prinze Jnr via Leslie Neilson but who is clearly on board with Trump? Instagram Facebook
Sometimes a movie strike is what is called for!
July 03, 2019 14:00 - 52 minutes - 41.7 MBAs a movie lover Phil(aphile) prides himself on sitting through movies, even if it isn't grabbing him but there are 3 movies he has never made it through. From The absurdity of Jupiter Ascending to the utter gutter humour (or lack of) of Grimsby via the pure boredom of Dune Phil takes the opportunity to bag out these movies. But which one has he actually seen all of? Help me figure it out. Instagram Facebook
From MeToo movement to Movies,
June 26, 2019 14:00 - 1 hour - 50.1 MBThis week we see the unspoken about effect these misbehaving and downright selfish decision which is, not being able to enjoy movies. Anthony talks about no longer enjoying Brett Rattner's X-Men last Stand, Brian Singer's The Usual Suspects and Max Landis' Chronicle. But which is the thing he never really enjoyed in the first place? Instagram Facebook
The Pam Rana Extravaganza!
June 19, 2019 14:00 - 1 hour - 58.2 MBTV's Doctor Pam Rana join us with 3 stories (or more). Talking a variety of fun from alien lights to Being named after a soap character while dabbling in theft Pam sets multiple new records for SWMU. But we still want your help to figure out which is not as true as the other two. Find Pam on Facebook Instagram Facebook
It's all about those tawdry little authors...
June 12, 2019 14:00 - 49 minutes - 40 MBEveryone loves a good read and none more so than Phil. But this week he has gone too far sharing the weird things some of our favourite authors have done. From James Joyce to Hans Christian Anderson with some footnotes from Arthur Conan Doyle, who had some of the weirdest habits. Come, help me figure out which is the lie... Instagram Facebook
Going all High Fidelity and listing albums
June 05, 2019 14:00 - 49 minutes - 39.6 MBAnthony loves nothing more than running a scented bath, lighting some candles and listening to a complete album. It could be Garbage's Version 2.0, or radiohead's Kid A or sometimes the Ting Tings' Songs From Nowheresville. But which one does he skip songs on? Help me figure it out this week. Instagram Facebook
It's the Finale... for TV Shows at least
May 29, 2019 14:00 - 55 minutes - 44.4 MBPhil bring the emotions again with TV finales that made the tears run free. From the last episode of Friends to the end of The Office (US) via any number of Quantum Leaps the closing of storylines gets to Phil, but one of theses didn't. Help me figure out which one is the lie... Instagram Facebook
3 shades of Anthony
May 22, 2019 14:00 - 45 minutes - 36.4 MBAnthony brings 3 films that used sultry scenes to bring him in but a storyline to keep him. But between Basic Instinct, Y Tu Mama Tambien and Betty Blue which one does not have a good story line. Come and help me figure it out. Instagram Facebook
Young hearts, run free. But not too free...
May 15, 2019 14:00 - 57 minutes - 46.2 MBPhil had formative years once and this week he brings three stories about girls (ew) and romance (ew) and his first crushes (double ew). Help me figure out which is the twist. Instagram Facebook
What ails you? Anthony has just the medicine...
May 08, 2019 14:00 - 37 minutes - 29.9 MBFrom poo pills to picking your nose via animal proteins (not that kind of protein). But one of these are not good for boosting your immune system. Help me find out which one so I don't embarrass myself and eat that. Instagram Facebook
It's all about poo baby, all about you and me
May 01, 2019 14:00 - 50 minutes - 40.2 MBThis week Phil goes high brow with a topic close to all of our hearts, poo. With stories of a flatulist, a poo them adventure park and eating on the porcelain throne there are plenty of questions. Come help me figure out which is the lie... Instagram Facebook
Don't eat, Don't Drink, Don't Sleep, Don't believe the lie
April 24, 2019 14:00 - 40 minutes - 32.5 MBSupplementing milk for apple juice, the spaghetti only diet and drinking down his food. Anthony shares some interesting idiosyncrasies but which one is not his own? Help me find out and share your thoughts with us; Instagram Facebook
Laughter is the best medicine... or is it...
April 17, 2019 14:00 - 46 minutes - 37.4 MBAfter a few tense episodes Phil brings the laughs as he talks about his trips to see Daniel Kitson and the foot measurer, Roisin Conaty and the awkward date and Bella Green and the flattering audience member. But which is the lie. Come help me figure out Phil's false story... Instagram Facebook
The Horror Of It All!
April 11, 2019 14:00 - 52 minutes - 42.2 MBFrom The X-Files to Darkness Falls via ... Anthony has fond memories of horror pop culture and tells us all about the zombifying spores that make these horror classics. But which is the lie!? Come help me figure it out. Instagram Facebook
Join us, like really, join our cult
April 04, 2019 13:00 - 46 minutes - 37.5 MBA fair dinkum Aussie cult, the flirt to convert cult and the cult of tomorrow (tomorrow tomorrow tomorrow....). Phil brings 3 cults in his part 1 of the cult-stravaganza. But which is a lie? Which cult should I join? Help me as I figure out which is which. Instagram Facebook
It's all computer hackers with DAT, Carrington and DIVx
March 28, 2019 13:00 - 32 minutes - 26.2 MBThis week Anthony has brought his A game nerddom. He talk information storage from DAT to DIVx and certainly not forgetting Carrington. But which one is? Like really? I could use your help with this one. Instagram Facebook
The Pat McCaffrie Special!
March 21, 2019 13:00 - 52 minutes - 42 MBPat McCaffrie (The Leak, Mad As Hell) joins us with 3 of his own stories. From a war hero dad to the worlds weirdest date (3 times!) to the dawning of his acting skills in political satire we get lost in his wonderful voice, and stories, he's here for the stories. Help us figure out which is the lie. Find Pat on Facebook and twitter and be sure to check out his MICF show Instagram Facebook
Eugenics Ra Ra Ra!
March 14, 2019 13:00 - 43 minutes - 34.8 MBWe all have that friend, "I'm not racist but..." This week Phil's not racist but... he has a lot to say about eugenics and some its proponents during history, such as Helen Keller, MLK and Theodore Roosevelt. Help me decide which person Phil is telling lies about. (for the record, I'm NOT racist - Phil) Instagram Facebook
Flyering, War Horse and dog sitting, All crazy stories
March 07, 2019 13:00 - 42 minutes - 34.4 MBAnthony loves both his sisters (but one more than the other) and this week he shares stories about times he feels he let one down. Was it flyering for her work, or the time he overfed her dog or the time he didn't get her in to see War Horse. I don't know, and I don't care because they were all great stories this week... and a bonus story! Instagram Facebook
To Date or Not To Date...
February 28, 2019 13:00 - 50 minutes - 40.1 MBThis week Phil takes me down the rabbit hole of reality TV dating like some pixelated Casanova. From The Bachelor/ette to Married at First Sight via Are You The One Phil talks a big game of TV dating, but which one is the lie. Help, like really help me figure it out. Instagram Facebook
It's Lieception!
February 21, 2019 13:00 - 38 minutes - 30.5 MBHey, did you know Anthony was married to Michelle Pfeiffer? How about the time he lied on his CV for radio trainer? Or that Anthony successfully passed a flat tired for an exploded tire? I have no idea so I need your help. Instagram Facebook
Dastardly deeds done dirt cheap.
February 14, 2019 13:00 - 40 minutes - 32.3 MBNo one is perfect and people have their history, but can we move on from condorcide, leaving a family or curb stomping (ok, that last one's pretty full on)? Help me help you help me figure out which Phil has made up. Also, bonus story at the end this week! Instagram Facebook
Print media is the backbone of society and Anthony has some favourites
February 07, 2019 13:00 - 46 minutes - 36.9 MBAnthony is an adult and can read good. He has some favourite books that his book club colleagues might look down on but he is ready to share, although one is a book he has never visited and never will. Help me figure out which it is. Instagram Facebook
You thought Bad News Bears was bad, wait until Phil starts swearing
January 31, 2019 13:00 - 40 minutes - 32.2 MBI really can't write just how potty mouth Mr Andrews gets so strap in, blush along with me and help discover where Phil's line of modest is. Instagram Facebook
All the wonderful games you can play... on a Nintendo 64
January 24, 2019 13:00 - 36 minutes - 29.6 MBAnthony loves video games and in his trilogy of video game love (not as dirty as it sounds) help me try and figure out which video games Anthony would not like to part ways with. Instagram Facebook
Are people replaced by lizards or just convenient look-alikes
January 17, 2019 13:00 - 40 minutes - 32.2 MBPhil likes a good conspiracy theory especially when it involves famous people being replaced. From Lisa Marie Presley being swapped for a Swedish lawyer, through John Travolta Actually being Singer Roy Black, to stage actor Aeron Jones replacing a missing Liam Neeson. Help Anthony solve which of these is beyond made up. Instagram Facebook
Double ups is what Anthony is all about
January 10, 2019 13:00 - 50 minutes - 40.2 MBAnthony talks abut his new found love of mac and how it led him to buy more technology than an old man can wave a stick at. A stick! Join me as I try to find which story is not so true. Instagram Facebook
You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!
January 03, 2019 13:00 - 48 minutes - 38.6 MBThis week with our powers combined we tell spill the beans on everything from Phil's love of Meg Ryan to Anthony's story of a missing item when moving. Instagram Facebook
We all love a good drink, But when it gets out of hand...
December 27, 2018 13:00 - 55 minutes - 44.4 MBPhil brings three times in history that drinking got out of hand. From eggnog rioting cadets to religions arguing over whisky (whiskey) to barrels not holding their own liquor Phil tells some farcical stories. So join me and help find out which is the lie. Instagram Facebook
Retro video games because we are all hip
December 20, 2018 13:00 - 53 minutes - 42.6 MBAnthony has finally joined the Apple cult but still loves the old life so this wee he shares using wino to make it possible to play Sonic 2. Or was it Bioshock? Maybe it Abe's Odyssey? Help! I need help with which one is the lie! Instagram Facebook And check out the lively Christmas Playlist
There are great Christmas albums out there, and then there are not.
December 13, 2018 13:00 - 26 minutes - 21 MBPhil talks about some of his favourite Christmas albums. There's Leonard Nimoy and his dulcet tones, Barenaked Ladies and their bare naked Christmas and Bad Religion rocking the hell out of Christmas. But one of these is like Santa Clause, a product of Coke, I mean, not as true as the other two. Please, help me figure it out. Instagram Facebook And check out the lively Christmas Playlist
Not everyone can see every movie right..?
December 06, 2018 13:00 - 39 minutes - 31.3 MBAs Anthony winds up movie reviewing he shares his missed opportunities to see movies he is not likely to see. From Bad Boys 2, via Spice World to Speed Racer Help me find out which movie is the one he saw and enjoyed! Instagram Facebook And check out the lively Christmas Playlist
Out of the many Christmas traditions, one of them is not true...
November 29, 2018 13:00 - 45 minutes - 36.2 MBPhil loves Christmas. He loves Christmas so much he would make up stuff about Christmas. A failure of a movie come good, the slow burn of Rudolph and the second wind of what we all want for Christmas. Join me as i figure out which one is less than true. Instagram Facebook And check out the lively Christmas Playlist
A costume party, a double date and an awkward internet date.
November 22, 2018 13:00 - 49 minutes - 39.8 MBAnthony comes prepared to spill his romantic heart to try and educate his younger self on what not to do on first dates. Was it an outrageous costume, a badly chosen double date or the wrong choice in date movie. I don't know so join me as I figure out which is the lie. Instagram Facebook
A ride in a divie van, part of a line up and getting mouthy with the law...
November 15, 2018 13:00 - 37 minutes - 30.4 MBPhil shares his brushes with the law with being asked to fill out a police lineup, enjoying the luxury odours of a divisional van and a youth spent being a sheep. But which one is the lie? Join us and have a guess as well. Feel free to share your thoughts Instagram Facebook