STTNGeez! Not Another Star Trek Podcast!
137 episodes - English - Latest episode: 20 days ago -Not Another Star Trek Podcast! TNGeez is a Star Trek rewatch starring two nerds with a love of Next Gen Trek who try to look at Trek and have a good laugh. www.tngeez.com for more.
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ST:TNGeez: 4.18 "Identity Crisis"
April 05, 2024 00:00 - 49 minutes - 34.3 MBRemember when Geordi re-created Leah Brahms on the holodeck -- well this time he uses the Holodeck right! It’s an exciting return …. Wait, was this the same show that just had Deana Troi on wires? Geordi and his ex commander Susanna Leitjen return to a past mission where fellow mission-eers are beginning to go missing. The only two left are Geordi and Susanna, and Susanna is strangely compelled to return to the planet where five years ago their team was infected or maybe even cursed! Susanna...
ST:TNGeez: 4.17 "Night Terrors"
March 22, 2024 03:00 - 50 minutes - 34.8 MBWhen the Enterprise comes across a fellow Starfleet ship, the Brittian, and everyone onboard is murdered, it’s Picard and company’s job to figure out why they all went bananas before the bananas happen to them! Well to figure this death-conudrum out (DEATH-UNDRUM), Picard actually doesn’t do much, and Ri-dog neither. Luckily this high-falutin Galaxy-Class death trap comes with a robot because the Captain’s got to hand over the wheel. Seems the crew on the Brittain killed each other save one ...
ST:TNGeez 4.16 "Galaxy's Child"
March 07, 2024 16:00 - 1 hour - 43.1 MBThe Enterprise D is playing host to a special guest. Why, it’s Leah Brahms, the engineer who created the engines that drive our favorite Galaxy Class vessel! Remember when Geordi created a hologram of her to help the ship escape a booby trap in the episode “Booby Trap”? Remember how cringey that got? Yeah, this is a whole lot worse as Geordi never bothered to delete his browser history. And while Geordi is in the midst of the Cringiest Moment of His Life, Jean-Luc is busy playing surrogate m...
ST:TNGeez 4.15: "First Contact"
February 23, 2024 05:00 - 1 hour - 50.3 MBThe Malcorian medical staff of Silka Medical Facility seem to have a problem. There’s an alien in disguise recuperating in one of their rooms! Rivas Jakara, the suspected alien, is suffering injuries inflicted in a riot, and while the hospital staff works diligently to cure him, the halls are rife with suspicion about his origin. Meanwhile, Chancellor Durken courageously attempts to weigh the challenges of attempting warp travel as advocated by Mirasta Yale with the extreme caution urged by ...
ST:TNGeez 4.14: "Clues"
February 09, 2024 02:00 - 1 hour - 49.7 MBYa know what? I don’t trust Data. A talking robot who wants feelings? Creepy. Anyway, it’s time for an exciting new episode of ST:TNGeez . . . So the Enterprise is killing time having gotten whatever they do done early. These folks seem to have a serious amount of time on their hands, so they decide, “Hey, maybe this episode we should explore something.” Isn’t that in the opening and all? The Enterprise encounters an M Class planet with a handy dandy wormhole nearby that throws the crew an...
ST:TNGeez! Bonus! Space Seed with special guests Andrea and Shereese!
January 26, 2024 04:00 - 1 hour - 73 MBIt's the 100th episode of TNGeez! To celebrate, special guests Shereese and Andrea from "The TNG Podcast" and "Sci-Fi Sampler" join Dave and Andrew as they look back at "Space Seed, " an episode from the original series. The Enterprise stumbles across a ship floating in space sending out a signal in Morse Code and discovers that it’s filled with “sleepers,” people placed in suspended animation from the 20th century. One of the sleepers wakes up, a man with a commanding presence and really go...
ST:TNGeez 4.13:"Devil's Due"
January 11, 2024 23:00 - 54 minutes - 37.6 MBRed-flippin-alert as the Enterprise D receives yet another distress call. This time, it’s from a science station on Ventax II where the locals believe the world is coming to an end and are losing their shit. It seems the deal they made with the devil has come to term and she’s come to collect! Wait, did I say “she”? That’s right, baby! Ardra is her name, and she claims Ventax II and everything on or around it, including the Enterprise! Picard calls bullshit on that! In fact, he calls bullshi...
ST:TNGEEZ 4.13:"Devil's Due"
January 11, 2024 23:00 - 54 minutes - 37.6 MBRed-flippin-alert as the Enterprise D receives yet another distress call. This time, it’s from a science station on Ventax II where the locals believe the world is coming to an end and are losing their shit. It seems the deal they made with the devil has come to term and she’s come to collect! Wait, did I say “she”? That’s right, baby! Ardra is her name, and she claims Ventax II and everything on or around it, including the Enterprise! Picard calls bullshit on that! In fact, he calls bullshi...
ST:TNGeez! Bonus! Mirror, Mirror
December 29, 2023 01:00 - 43 minutes - 30.3 MBDave and Andrew descend into the vaults to bring you one of their patented bonus episodes! This time, they go deeper than ever before to unearth their very first attempt at podcasting with a look at a classic episode of Star Trek, the original series, “Mirror, Mirror.” It all starts when Kirk, McCoy, Uhuru and Scott beam up in the middle of a storm and end up on an unfamiliar Enterprise where the Federation has been replaced by the Empire, a brutal regime dedicated to universal domination. C...
Apocalypse Miles
December 15, 2023 20:00 - 47 minutes - 32.8 MBThe Enterprise is on an honest-to-gosh mission as they are tasked to intercept a Starfleet captain gone rogue! Capt. Ben Maxwell and his ship the Phoenix are about to break a hard won treaty between the Federation and the newly created enemies, the Cardassians, as they cruise around destroying Cardassian ships and bases! Picard calls on newlywed Chief O’Brien who served with Maxwell to help him understand the man while three Cardassian observers breathe down his bald neck. Suffering from PT...
ST:TNGeez! 4.12: The Wounded
December 15, 2023 20:00 - 47 minutes - 32.8 MBThe Enterprise is on an honest-to-gosh mission as they are tasked to intercept a Starfleet captain gone rogue! Capt. Ben Maxwell and his ship the Phoenix are about to break a hard won treaty between the Federation and the newly created enemies, the Cardassians, as they cruise around destroying Cardassian ships and bases! Picard calls on newlywed Chief O’Brien who served with Maxwell to help him understand the man while three Cardassian observers breathe down his bald neck. Suffering from PT...
ST:TNGeez! 4.11: Data’s Day
December 01, 2023 04:00 - 1 hour - 46.8 MBEver wonder what the Hell they (a robot does) do on that ship all day? Well, prepare yourself to find out in “Data’s Day”! It’s season 4, episode 11, of your favorite podcast, ST:TNGeez! And it’s coming at you right about . . . NOW! No distress call, no sudden stellar anomaly, no pesky entities! It’s just the Enterprise D tooling through space and doing what it does. This time, it’s chauffeuring a Vulcan ambassador to the Romulan Neutral Zone, so that’s Picard’s day settled. What about the ...
Data Gets a Cat
December 01, 2023 04:00 - 1 hour - 46.8 MBEver wonder what the Hell they (a robot does) do on that ship all day? Well, prepare yourself to find out in “Data’s Day”! It’s season 4, episode 11, of your favorite podcast, ST:TNGeez! And it’s coming at you right about . . . NOW! No distress call, no sudden stellar anomaly, no pesky entities! It’s just the Enterprise D tooling through space and doing what it does. This time, it’s chauffeuring a Vulcan ambassador to the Romulan Neutral Zone, so that’s Picard’s day settled. What about the ...
Kasey Arnold-Ince: The TNGeez Interview
November 16, 2023 17:00 - 39 minutes - 27.3 MBEver think to yourself, "I wonder what it was like to be a woman writing for TNG, your favorite sci-fi TV show in the universe? Well, you're in luck because Andrew and Dave interview Kasey Arnold-Ince, the writer of Wesley's swansong as a series regular, "Final Mission" on this bonus episode of ST:TNGeez! Not Another Star Trek Podcast! Even more available at: https://tngeez.com
Troi Goes Epic Emo
November 02, 2023 22:00 - 42 minutes - 29 MBWhen the Enterprise D runs out of story ideas…. I mean, when the Enterprise D runs into a field of two-dimensional entities, the ship’s resident empath loses her empathery! That’s right, it’s a Deanna Troi focused episode! She holds her forehead, she emotes, She buries her face in Riker’s chest -- It’s Deanna! Deanna! Deanna! Now at the Pantages! The Enterprise encounters invisible lifeforms that drag the ship in their wake. Eventually that dragging is going to take them into a Singularity S...
ST:TNGeez! 4.10: The Loss
November 02, 2023 22:00 - 42 minutes - 29 MBWhen the Enterprise D runs out of story ideas…. I mean, when the Enterprise D runs into a field of two-dimensional entities, the ship’s resident empath loses her empathery! That’s right, it’s a Deanna Troi focused episode! She holds her forehead, she emotes, She buries her face in Riker’s chest -- It’s Deanna! Deanna! Deanna! Now at the Pantages! The Enterprise encounters invisible lifeforms that drag the ship in their wake. Eventually that dragging is going to take them into a Singularity S...
ST:TNGeez! 4.9: Final Mission
October 19, 2023 18:00 - 1 hour - 46.3 MBAs Wes: Ever want Capt. Picard to be your dad? Well, tough titties! He’ll just ship you off to the academy like he does me on this next episode of ST:TNGeez, Not Another Star Trek Podcast! Hankering for one of those tight crust cut finger sandwiches, you better hurry up and order up because the Enterprise’s Motzart is about to take his skills off-ship and over to Starfleet Academy. That’s right, it’s another Wesley and Jean-Luc shuttle craft episode, but this time, things go way, way off co...
Crushed: Wesley Becomes Irregular
October 19, 2023 18:00 - 1 hour - 46.3 MBAs Wes: Ever want Capt. Picard to be your dad? Well, tough titties! He’ll just ship you off to the academy like he does me on this next episode of ST:TNGeez, Not Another Star Trek Podcast! Hankering for one of those tight crust cut finger sandwiches, you better hurry up and order up because the Enterprise’s Motzart is about to take his skills off-ship and over to Starfleet Academy. That’s right, it’s another Wesley and Jean-Luc shuttle craft episode, but this time, things go way, way off co...
ST:TNGeez! 4.8: Future Imperfect
October 06, 2023 06:00 - 50 minutes - 34.9 MBEver wish you’d wake up and find out it’s 16 years later? Yeah, us neither, but if you're Will Riker, looks like you’re shit out of luck! It’s “Future Imperfect” on this next exciting episode of ST:TNGEEEZ, Not Another Star Trek Podcast! Uh oh, after an away mission goes all gassy, Riker passes out and comes to sixteen years later! Now Riker is the Captain of the Enterprise, and he has a trombone-playing son named Jean-Luc of all things. In this future, the real Jean-Luc is a Romulan War B...
ST:TNGeez! 4.7: Reunion
September 21, 2023 16:00 - 59 minutes - 40.9 MBEver have an episode of TNG that made you so angry you had to podcast about it? It’s time for “Reunion” in this cathartic episode of ST:TNGeez . . . K’Ehleyr’s back, and she’s not alone. Meet Worf’s son, Alexander! But Ambassador K’Ehleyr isn’t here to collect child support from Worf. She’s here to stop a Klingon civil war! Old man K’mpec, head of the Klingon ruling council, is on death’s door, and his replacements are hotter than a two peckered Targ to replace him. K’mpec throws one last ...
ST:TNGeez!: Bonus! K'Ehleyr Speaks! The Suzie Plakson Interview
September 07, 2023 16:00 - 26 minutes - 18.5 MBOn this bonus episode of STTNGeez, Andrew and Dave interview Suzie Plakson who played fan-Favorite K'Ehleyr! That’s right Suzie-flipping-Plakson drops by and shares insights on the late, great Klingon badass as well as sharing behind the scenes stories of her time on Trek! And yes, if you didn’t know, they kill K'Ehleyr in a not so cool way, (they being the Klingons, and well, the show— and Suzie and the boys talk about it. Join us for a “Reunion” with K'Ehleyr on your favorite Next Gene...
ST:TNGeez! 4.6: Legacy
August 24, 2023 16:00 - 58 minutes - 40.2 MBWait, Tasha Yar had a sister? Who knew? How is the Enterprise ever going to complete a mission with all of these distress calls?! This time, they’re diverted from what sounds like a fascinating archeological survey to rescue some dumb ship in trouble over Turkana IV. That’s right, Turkana IV, birthplace and the late, lamented Tasha Yar! The dumb crew of the dumb ship end up crashing their escape shuttle onto the planet’s surface where they are now hostages of the fearsomely named Alliance!...
ST:TNGEEZ! 4.5: Remember Me
August 10, 2023 20:00 - 57 minutes - 39.5 MBEver wanted to spend quality time with the mom of the Mozart of space, time, and propulsion? Well, you’re in luck because she’s coming at you on an exciting new episode of . . . right about….NOW! Gates MacFadden stars in her one-woman show as Dr. Crusher accidently gets shunted into a warp bubble. Seems our little man Wesley is playing Fun with Warps when he creates a field that eats his mom, but from her point of view, she’s still on the Enterprise. Slowly but surely, Bev discovers crew m...
ST:TNGeez! 4.4: Suddenly Human
July 27, 2023 20:00 - 1 hour - 43.5 MBThe Enterprise rescues the crew of a Talarian observation craft and finds it chock full o’ boys! But what’s this?! One of the boys is human! It turns out Jono is the survivor of a Talarian raid on a Federation outpost during a recent war, and the raider-in-chief, Endar, decided to keep himself a souvenir. When Beverly suspects child abuse, Picard and crew decide that Jono belongs with his own kind, especially his grandma, a Starfleet admiral. Endrar disagrees and threatens war with the Feder...
ST:TNGEEZ! 4.4: Suddenly Human
July 27, 2023 20:00 - 1 hour - 43.5 MBThe Enterprise rescues the crew of a Talarian observation craft and finds it chock full o’ boys! But what’s this?! One of the boys is human! It turns out Jono is the survivor of a Talarian raid on a Federation outpost during a recent war, and the raider-in-chief, Endar, decided to keep himself a souvenir. When Beverly suspects child abuse, Picard and crew decide that Jono belongs with his own kind, especially his grandma, a Starfleet admiral. Endrar disagrees and threatens war with the Feder...
ST:TNGeez! 4.3: Brothers
July 13, 2023 23:00 - 52 minutes - 35.9 MBHey! When did TNG become a show about families? What is this, Full House in Space? Find out in this next exciting episode of . . . Believe it or not, there are still kids on the Enterprise D, and good news! They’re still exposed to deadly alien life forms on the regular. This time, little Willie gets jacked up by parasites after his brother Jake’s prank makes him all emo and shit. Good thing he’s on the flagship of the Federation where Beverly Crusher can fix that right up with a hypospray...
ST:TNGeez! 4.2: Family
June 30, 2023 03:00 - 58 minutes - 40.3 MBEver wondered what Jean-Luc Picard is like at home? Prepare to find out . . . Recovering from their epic struggle with the Borg, the crew of the Enterprise are focused on healing their wounds, inside and out. While the ship is being repaired and refitted, Jean-Luc Picard takes some rare shorleave to visit his family while Worf’s family come to visit him. Meanwhile, Beverly Crusher unearths a forgotten hologram from her late husband Jack to their precious little man, Wesley. The emotions ru...
ST:TNGeez! Best Of Both Worlds Part 2
June 16, 2023 03:00 - 58 minutes - 40.1 MBDid that season break seem extra long to you? It’s like we’ve been dangling off a cliff this whole time . . . Eh, either way, time for Best of Both Worlds, part 2 in this exciting episode of STTNGeez Not Another Star Trek Podcast! It’s Captain William T. Riker of the starship Enterprise versus Locutus of Borg, formerly known as Capt. Jean-Luc Picard for the fate of the known universe! With Picard captured by their cyborg invaders and promptly assimilated, Riker must devise a way to outthink...
ST:TNGeez! 4.1: Best Of Both Worlds Part 2
June 16, 2023 03:00 - 58 minutes - 40.1 MBDid that season break seem extra long to you? It’s like we’ve been dangling off a cliff this whole time . . . Eh, either way, time for Best of Both Worlds, part 2 in this exciting episode of STTNGeez Not Another Star Trek Podcast! It’s Captain William T. Riker of the starship Enterprise versus Locutus of Borg, formerly known as Capt. Jean-Luc Picard for the fate of the known universe! With Picard captured by their cyborg invaders and promptly assimilated, Riker must devise a way to outthink...
ST:TNGEEZ! PICARD Season 3 BONUS Episode!
June 02, 2023 04:00 - 1 hour - 46.6 MBAfter two fair-to-middling seasons, Admiral Jean-Luc Picard finally reunites with his old crew and becomes ensnared in a plot to destroy the Federation. Receiving a distress call from Dr. Beverly Crusher, a person he hasn’t seen in decades, Picard asks Riker to help rescue his former flame and her mysterious crewmate. It’s a mission that leads Picard across the Alpha Quadrant as he recruits Geordi, Worf, Raffi, Seven of Nine, and a beloved companion thought lost forever to rescue Bev, save t...
ST:TNGEEZ! Bonus Episode: Insurrection!
May 18, 2023 18:00 - 1 hour - 52.8 MBEver wanted to see Academy Award Winner F. Murray Abraham with a bunch of shit on his face? We’ll you’re in luck as . . . Data is out of control! Stationed on an unnamed planet on an observation mission, Data blows cover by raging through the small village, shooting his phaser and beating the crap out of his colleagues. He takes his colleagues hostage and fires on ships attempting to approach the planet. When Starfleet Admiral Dougherty informs Picard of Data’s actions, the captain and cre...
ST:TNGEEZ! Best of Worst of Season 3
May 05, 2023 02:00 - 1 hour - 45 MBSeason Three started with accidental Micro-bot evolution and ended with entity evolution before Picard evolved into a Borg! We had Ensigns and aqueducts, Hoosnocks and Dowds. There were Proto-Vulcans and firing lines -- remember Laura Palmer’s Dad? Jeremy Aster’s mom blew up -- remember how Diana almost predicted it? This was the season that Geordi re-invented Leigh Brahms in one episode then in the next, he fell down a hole and had to cohabitate with a Romulan in “The Enemy”! Season Three ...
ST:TNGeez! 3.26 Best of Both Words, Part 1
April 20, 2023 21:00 - 1 hour - 44.4 MBThis is it, listeners! The one that changes everything, Best of Both Worlds Pt 1, and it’s coming at you right about . . . NOW! The Federation’s worst fears come true as they detect a Borg ship on the edge of Federation space. The implacable enemies are coming to assimilate the earth, and all that stands between them is the Enterprise D. With the help of hard charging Commander Shelby, an impressive officer who wants Riker’s job, the crew tries to devise a way to stop the cyborg menace. The...
ST:TNGeez! Bonus: Farpoint 2.0
April 07, 2023 02:00 - 59 minutes - 40.8 MBLoving Season Three? Why not go back to the beginning and listen to where this whole thing started in an ALL NEW 2.0 premiere episode of ST:TNGeez! Not Another Start Trek Podcast! Your favorite co-hosts Dave and Andrew begin again on their Five Year Mission to rewatch all 178 episodes of Star Trek: The Next Generation! It’s the second recording of the first episode! Confusing? Not really, it’s Andrew and Dave creating their magic all over again, for a second time — and it’s all new content!...
ST:TNGeez! BONUS: FARPOINT 2.0
April 07, 2023 02:00 - 59 minutes - 40.8 MBLoving Season Three? Why not go back to the beginning and listen to where this whole thing started in an ALL NEW 2.0 premiere episode of ST:TNGeez! Not Another Start Trek Podcast! Your favorite co-hosts Dave and Andrew begin again on their Five Year Mission to rewatch all 178 episodes of Star Trek: The Next Generation! It’s the second recording of the first episode! Confusing? Not really, it’s Andrew and Dave creating their magic all over again, for a second time — and it’s all new content!...
ST:TNGeez! 3.25 Transfigurations
March 24, 2023 05:00 - 59 minutes - 41.1 MBMeet John Doe! He’s the survivor of a shipwreck with life threatening injuries, but it’s his lucky day because he’s rescued by the flagship of the Federation, the USS Enterprise, and ends up in the tender loving care of one Beverly Crusher. Our favorite doctor is quickly charmed by her new patient’s gentle ways and amazed by his recuperative powers. If his ability to heal himself isn’t enough, Jesus John is soon healing others with a magic touch. As the Enterprise heads towards John’s point ...
ST:TNGeez! 3.24 Menage A Troi
March 10, 2023 05:00 - 54 minutes - 37.4 MBLwaxana Troi returns to the Enterprise D, and this time she’s attending a reception following a trade conference on Betazed. It appears she’s caught the eye of a lascivious Ferengi, Daimon Tog, who wants her for business . . . and pleasure. When Lwaxana tells him to take a space hike, Tog decides the proper solution is to kidnap her AND her daughter (Troi) AND her daughter’s Imzadi (Riker)! It’s a genuine cluster fuck as the Family Riker-Troi tires to escape their Ferengi captors. All this,...
STTNGeez! 3.23 Sarek
February 24, 2023 03:00 - 1 hour - 46.5 MBWondering if we’ll ever see any more of the original crew besides old man McCoy? Like maybe we’ll see Kirk, or Sulu, or how about Uhura? Good news because in this episode we get to see Mr. Spock . . . ‘s dad. That’s right! It’s Sarek! And he’s back on his final diplomatic mission, a treaty with a mysterious race called the Legarans. The situation is oh so delicate with no room for error which is why the Federation is counting on this legendary Vulcan. But there’s a problem. Sarek just ain’t ...
ST:TNGeez! 3.22 "The Most Toys"
February 10, 2023 06:00 - 1 hour - 54.1 MBEver wonder what it would be like to keep Data like a Funko Pop? It’s all about the Data love in this one as everyone’s favorite android dies in an explosive shuttle accident! Or does he . . . ? Well of course he doesn’t! The accident is staged to conceal a droid napping as eccentric collector Kivas Fajo looks to add Data to his collection of one-of-a-kind objects. Fajo is a messed up dude who loves his stuff and isn’t afraid to torture his crew to get Data to put on an ugly jumpsuit or sit ...
ST:TNGeez! 3.22 The Most Toys
February 10, 2023 06:00 - 1 hour - 54.1 MBEver wonder what it would be like to keep Data like a Funko Pop? It’s all about the Data love in this one as everyone’s favorite android dies in an explosive shuttle accident! Or does he . . . ? Well of course he doesn’t! The accident is staged to conceal a droid napping as eccentric collector Kivas Fajo looks to add Data to his collection of one-of-a-kind objects. Fajo is a messed up dude who loves his stuff and isn’t afraid to torture his crew to get Data to put on an ugly jumpsuit or sit ...
STTNGeez! 3.21 Hollow Pursuits
January 27, 2023 05:00 - 1 hour - 41.7 MBMeet Lt. Reginald Barclay, a mild-mannered engineering officer who just can't catch a break. Struggling with several social challenges, our man Barclay just doesn’t fit in with all of the pretty, perfect people of the Enterprise D, and he uses the holodeck as a means to work out his anxieties. LaForge and Riker lose patience with our new friend’s idiosyncrasies, but when our favorite Galaxy Class dreamliner starts acting up, they’re forced to rely on good old Reg to save the day. Will the cr...
STTNGeez! 3.20 Tin Man
January 12, 2023 20:00 - 57 minutes - 39.8 MBBrace yourself, it's a Deana Troi heavy episode! What, wait? Last episode she was literally doing zero on the bridge, and the episode before that… hey, why don’t they give this empath something to do? A fellow Betazoid, Tam Elbrun (good name, Great Bird!), who is also mentally unstable, comes onboard to help save a sentient star ship from being space-fried in a supernova. Hold on to your writer’s room because this dude has a history a mile long! Did you know he was part of a failed first co...
STTNGeez! Bonus: Amok Time!
December 30, 2022 04:00 - 48 minutes - 33.7 MBOn this exciting episode of ST:TNGEEZ! Not Another Star Trek Podcast, Andrew and Dave take the Wayback machine to the 1960’s and park it on one of Star Trek the original series, most classic episodes. That’s right, it’s “Amok Time"!You know, the one where Spock gets a Vulcan-boner and Kirk tries to get him laid and is killed for the trouble. Wait, Kirk dies? No, no he doesn’t… Sorry. It’s Dave and Andrew’s gift to ST:TNGEEZ! Not Another Star Trek Podcast fans: it’s the first episode they ...
STTNGeez! 3.19 Captain's Holiday
December 16, 2022 05:00 - 1 hour - 42 MBWhen the captain is crankier than usual, the crew decides the best strategy is to nag him until he takes a vacation. Riker nudges him with his enormous erection to head for Risa, a pleasure planet. Realizing he’ll never get a moment’s peace aboard his own ship, Picard relents, packing thick ass books and hilariously flouncy shirts. As soon as he gets to Risa, Johnny is harassed by half-naked resort employees, a Ferengi in a Hawaiian shirt, a pair of aliens in mittens, and a woman named Vash....
3.19 STTNGeez! Captain's Holiday
December 16, 2022 05:00 - 1 hour - 42 MBWhen the captain is crankier than usual, the crew decides the best strategy is to nag him until he takes a vacation. Riker nudges him with his enormous erection to head for Risa, a pleasure planet. Realizing he’ll never get a moment’s peace aboard his own ship, Picard relents, packing thick ass books and hilariously flouncy shirts. As soon as he gets to Risa, Johnny is harassed by half-naked resort employees, a Ferengi in a Hawaiian shirt, a pair of aliens in mittens, and a woman named Vash....
3.18 STTNGeez! Allegiance
December 02, 2022 02:00 - 53 minutes - 37.1 MBHave you ever wondered what Picard would be like if someone pulled that Klingon pain stik out of his ass? Picard is chilling in his cabin when he is mysteriously beamed away to a room with four new friends, a seemingly random mix of aliens including a Starfleet cadet. While Picard attempts to get the quartet to work together and solve their escape room, his doppleganger commands the Enterprise! Riker and the crew become suspicious when the faux Picard starts giving dangerous orders, flirti...
STTNGeez! 3.18 Allegiance
December 02, 2022 02:00 - 53 minutes - 37.1 MBHave you ever wondered what Picard would be like if someone pulled that Klingon pain stik out of his ass? Picard is chilling in his cabin when he is mysteriously beamed away to a room with four new friends, a seemingly random mix of aliens including a Starfleet cadet. While Picard attempts to get the quartet to work together and solve their escape room, his doppleganger commands the Enterprise! Riker and the crew become suspicious when the faux Picard starts giving dangerous orders, flirti...
ST:TNGeez! 3.17 Sins of the Father
November 18, 2022 01:00 - 1 hour - 44.1 MBThe officer exchange program is back, and this time, it’s the Enterprise playing host to a Klingon first officer, Commander Kurn, a hardass who tries to whip the crew into shape with some old fashion discipline. He leans hard on everyone except Worf, provoking a confrontation between them. When Worf lashes out, Kurn celebrates by announcing that he is Worf’s long-lost brother come to give him the news. It seems their father has been branded a traitor on the Klingon homeworld for betraying hi...
ST:TNGeez! 3.16 The Offspring
November 04, 2022 04:00 - 57 minutes - 39.3 MBData turns “Take your Daughter to Work Day” into “Make Your Daughter at Work Day”! Data’s always trying to be a better android who wants to be a person. He’s tried his hand at comedy, whistling, detectiv-ing, and making love to women-ing. Now, this crazy robot wants to understand what it’s like to be a dad! Data returns from a cybernetics conference with a positronic brain full of new ideas! Our favorite android tells his pals that he can transfer his neural network into another being! An of...
ST:TNGeez! 3.15 Yesterday's Enterprise
October 20, 2022 15:00 - 1 hour - 43.7 MBWhile the Enterprise D is chilling in space, a temporal rift opens before them and out pops the Enterprise C, heavily damaged from a losing battle with the Romulans! In an instant, everything changes as the older ship’s appearance creates a whole new timeline where the Federation is at war with the Klingon Empire. Only Guinan notices the changes, and she tries to convince Picard that things just ain’t right. For one, remember Tasha Yar? Well, she’s back, baby, alive and well and wearing a be...