Starfleet Underground
174 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 1 year ago - ★★★★★ - 7 ratingsA Star Trek podcast by fans, for fans.
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Dipshit from Chicago
March 13, 2023 06:32 - 49 minutes - 67.3 MBIt's a very special Starfleet Underground! Todd Stashwick back to talk about Picard Season 3, as well as TheNerdCircus.com - That's right Captain Shaw is here to help us find...a Changeling Tribble? #StarTrek #Picard #PicardSeason3 #Shaw #Titan #Starfleet #Sex #Stashwick #Tribble #Interview -Brought to you by Section 31- Episode 166 00:35 Changeling Tribble? 01:01 What? No Seven, only Shaw?! 01:24 02:00 NO KIDS! 02:10 Shut The Door! 03:00 I wanted a Borg 03:30 Thanks Patreons! https://pat...
Changelings Spoil Everything
March 11, 2023 06:24 - 1 hour - 118 MBThere's some uncomfortable conversation between Jean-Luc and Beverly, Jack gets dirty looks everywhere and he has to own this, Captain Shaw bangs the bridge and shows Riker the Bone, and oh my God, you're scheming on a thing, it's a sabotage. #StarTrek #Picard #PicardSeason3 #Seven #Riker #Shaw #Titan #Son #Crusher #Starfleet #Sex #Vadic #sabotage #Jack #Changelings -Brought to you by Section 31- Episode 165 00:30 A Son!? 01:48 Yer Booty! 01:56 NO KIDS! 02:46 Butt Stuff 03:30 Tainted 04:5...
Picard’s Pull Out Maneuver
February 28, 2023 02:42 - 1 hour - 96.3 MBRaffi gets something in her eye, Worf plays Heads-Up with Sneed, Captain Shaw was having a good morning, Captain Vadic tosses starships like frisbees, and there's something about Beverly's son that Picard can't quite put his finger on. #StarTrek #Picard #PicardSeason3 #Seven #Riker #Shaw #Titan #Son #Crusher #Starfleet #Sex #Vadic -Brought to you by Section 31- Episode 164 00:30 Raving Marco Polo 01:40 Feeling Your Way 02:11 Ooga!!! 02:40 Nicknamed 03:44 Resting Evil Face 04:07 Sanctioned...
Mixtape
February 21, 2023 01:49 - 1 hour - 94.2 MBBeverly Crusher is a Badass, but she needs backup! Picard and Riker try to borrow the re-fit Titan, but Captain Shaw says no. His Number One is a Seven of Nine, and she helps them anyway. And did we mention that Beverly has had another son and we don't know who the father is? #StarTrek #Picard #PicardSeason3 #Seven #Riker #Shaw #Titan #Crusher #Starfleet #Sex -Brought to you by Section 31- Episode 163 00:30 Mix Tape 01:30 Tapeworm 02:20 Slow Jam 03:30 Picard Season 3 03:50 Dealing with S...
Choking His Snake
February 13, 2023 07:13 - 1 hour - 92 MBOur Captain and Number One get a special Hollywood sneak preview of Picard: Season 3, and we're spoiler free thanks to Section 31. Also we watched Star Trek III: The Search for Spock. Enterprise gets stolen, Klingons get killing, and Saavik's fingers get...fingered. #StarTrek #Spock #Kirk #TOS #TSFS #Saavik #Starfleet #Sex #Genetics #Genesis #Klingons #FeedMyTarg -Brought to you by Section 31- Episode 162 00:30 The Date 00:57 The Search For Sprocket 01:10 Lubed 01:30 Rains 01:58 NO KIDS 0...
Moral of the Story: Raise Your Fucking Shields!
February 07, 2023 03:25 - 1 hour - 110 MBKhan is back, and this time revenge is a dish, best served cold. Enterprise is on a training mission, but Kirk takes charge, forgets to raise the shields, even though Saavik reminded him. Put on your monster maroons and get ready to Kobayashi Maru the Wrath of Khan! #StarTrek #Khan #TOS #TWOK #Saavik #Shields #Starfleet #Sex #Genetics #Genesis -Brought to you by Section 31- Episode 161 00:30 Admiral Visit 01:20 Kobayashi Maru 01:30 Burnt it down 01:50 Dragged it 02:11 Ran Out of Quarters 0...
Spread Your Seed
January 31, 2023 04:30 - 1 hour - 112 MBThe Enterprise happens upon the Botany Bay. Oops, turning on the lights thaws out Khan, a ruthless man of the 90's, genetically engineered supreme, and hell bent on domination. He has a way with historians, hair styles, and speed-reading tech manuals. Kirk might be in over his head. #StarTrek #SpaceSeed #Khan #TOS #Starfleet #Sex #Genetics -Brought to you by Section 31- Episode 160 00:30 Enhancements 01:30 Khan-Ditioned 02:00 Bag of water 02:28 Kill WiFi 03:00 Lights Under Where? 03:05 Toe...
I Need You, Man!
January 23, 2023 19:50 - 54 minutes - 75.3 MBA cloud headed for Earth, and it kicked the Klingon's Ass! Only Enterprise is in range, but the refit is untested. Just beam on over! What could go wrong? McCoy was drafted. Spock is drawn to perfect logic. Kirk takes control from Decker who's ex just shows up. And V'Ger's getting ghosted by the Creator. #StarTrek #StarTrekTMP #TheMotionPicture #V'Ger #TOS #Starfleet #Probe #Sex -Brought to you by Section 31- Episode 159 01:05 Ol' Fat Phlox 01:30 Imitation - Best Form of Flattery 02:20 N...
The One With The Whales
January 17, 2023 03:16 - 1 hour - 117 MBWe're taking a trip back thru time to The One with The Whales! Grab your used Klingon Bird of Prey, go back to the 80's, find some transparent aluminum, search for the nuclear wessels, that might be in Alameda, flip-off Shatner, pick up some whales, and watch where you're going you dumb-ass! #StarTrek #StarTrekIV #TheVoyageHome #TheOneWithTheWhales #TOS #Starfleet -Brought to you by Section 31- Episode 158 00:30 Copies of Ourselves 01:12 It's Medicinal 01:24 From Behind 01:55 I'd Do Me 02...
Fuck Bunnies of the Galaxy!
January 09, 2023 05:00 - 1 hour - 119 MBTrek Talks 2 is less than a week away, and we have special guest John Billingsley to talk about it and the Hollywood Food Coalition. Also, learn about the super awesome Dr. Phlox stories that the makers of #StarTrek Enterprise didn't want you to see! #TREKtalks2 #HollywoodFoodCoalition @HollywoodFoodCo #StarTrek #Starfleet #JohnBillinglsey @JBillingsley60 -Brought to you by Section 31- Episode 157 00:30 Are the Tribbles Eating The food coalition food? 00:50 John Billingsley is Here! 01:25 ...
Jankom's Tool
January 03, 2023 06:17 - 1 hour - 102 MBIt's the Season Finale of Star Trek: Prodigy! Is Hologram Janeway is too big for her own isolinear chip? The Protostar goes off with a bang, the kids save the day and make it to Starfleet, but will they become cadets? And whatever happened with that kiss? #StarTrek #StarTrekProdigy #Protostar #Murf #Janeway #Dal #RokTahk #JankomPog #Zero #Science #Holodeck #Drednok #Diviner #Starfleet -Brought to you by Section 31- Episode 156 00:30 Just Download it! 01:18 Just Jack In 01:30 A New Directiv...
Ninja-Murf
December 28, 2022 01:56 - 1 hour - 95.9 MBThe Protostar is primary target for all of Starfleet, but they finally send out the hail of doom and all of the starships start firing on each other. Meanwhile, we find out who's Kung Fu is superior, Drednok, or Murf? And Dal sneaks in surprise attack kiss. #StarTrek #StarTrekProdigy #Protostar #Murf #Janeway #Dal #RokTahk #JankomPog #Zero #Science #Holodeck #Drednok #Diviner -Brought to you by Section 31- Episode 155 00:30 Translator Upgrade 01:50 NO KIDS 02:08 First Time Listen 02:50 Tha...
Drive-By Raspberry
December 19, 2022 08:37 - 59 minutes - 81.3 MBThere's an extreme telepathic mind swap. Dal and Janeway switcheroo, and Dal wonders how the heck does she drink this coffee stuff? The Dauntless and The Protostar get so close, their warp bubbles merge, and Murf goes out for a stretch. #StarTrek #StarTrekProdigy #Protostar #Murf #Janeway #Dal #RokTahk #JankomPog #Zero #Science #Holodeck -Brought to you by Section 31- Episode 154 00:30 Switcheroo! 00:40 Why am I black? 01:04 It worked? 01:41 Great Legs! 02:10 Is That Spock? 02:30 Back agai...
Hug'em to DEATH!
December 12, 2022 19:14 - 58 minutes - 79.7 MBA Stuck In The Holodeck Episode! Everyone's program mashes up! Zero is in Clue. Jankom Pog, Street Fighter. Rok-Tahk is a vet to the cutest pokemon, Dal's a Pirate, and Murf is a singing dancing machine! Hologram Janeway is Hal9000. And where's the safety protocols's? #StarTrek #StarTrekProdigy #Protostar #Murf #Janeway #Dal #RokTahk #JankomPog #Zero #Science #Holodeck -Brought to you by Section 31- Episode 153 00:30 Heather's Holodeck Program 01:00 Pronoun Preference 01:30 More Dessert 02...
Jankom Pog Can Fix It!
December 09, 2022 17:25 - 58 minutes - 80.5 MBWe're finally back after that wrong turn at the wormhole. Rok-Tahk Dominates the WWE, Zero finds out what's in the box, Oops, Jankom Pog can fix it, and the Diviner reunites with the Vindicator, right in front of Janeway. #StarTrek #StarTrekProdigy #Protostar #Murf #Janeway #Dal #RokTahk #JankomPog #Zero #Science #Vindicator -Brought to you by Section 31- Episode 152 00:30 It's Not My Fault! 00:56 Engaged-Into a Wormhole 01:45 No U Turn 02:44 Slow Way 02:53 Blueberry Sphincter Hole 03:20 L...
MURF BALL
November 28, 2022 04:47 - 1 hour - 84.9 MBWatch out for that coffee table, it might be a robot in disguise! Okona and the kids go where science is science-y, Dal gets an upgrade, but shoots blue goo. The Tal Shiar get a dose of Murfball, and Rok Tahk learns that science rules, but it should have rules. #StarTrek #StarTrekProdigy #Protostar #Murf #Janeway #Dal #RokTahk #JankomPog #Zero #Science #Goo #Romulans -Brought to you by Section 31- Episode 151 00:30 Don't Sit On Me! 01:00 The Swiss Army Upgrade 01:20 RoDOT In Disguise 01:35...
Hold On To Your Butts!
November 21, 2022 20:08 - 1 hour - 82.8 MBHold on to your butts, it's a Fast and Furious Pod Race on a world with Mind Readers, Starfleet, and some Savage Kids! Jankom's a Speed Freak, Dal goes face to face with Janeway, and Rok-Tahk's the only sensible one around. Plus, there is a Meta-Murf-osiss! #StarTrek #Prodigy #Protostar #Murf #Janeway #Dal #Rok-Tahk #JankomPog -Brought to you by Section 31- Episode 150 00:30 Budding DOT Pop 01:30 Not Real 01:50 Chia Tribble 01:55 See The Candy First! 02:30 NO KIDS 03:30 Bio Lab Thefts 03:4...
Live Logs and Proper
November 14, 2022 19:50 - 1 hour - 97.5 MBA Galileo shuttle has crashed on a planet full of people who love to cosplay. The Protostar detects a distress signal that brings the kids to the planet where Starflight inhabitants Live Log and Proper. Is that a typo? Nope! #StarTrek #Prodigy #Protostar -Brought to you by Section 31- Episode 149 00:30 Not a Kink Date 00:50 Cocooned 01:10 Daniel Craig! 01:20 Wings 01:40 Sending Seniors 02:00 Big HERO 02:40 Welcome to the Show! 02:55 NO KIDS 03:20 #1's Away 04:20 Captain's doing the recap A...
Zombie Zero
November 08, 2022 02:02 - 51 minutes - 70.9 MBThere's an evil red construct on a sub-deck of the Protostar! Maybe the Borg know what to do with it? But can the kids negotiate that kind of help without getting assimilated on some sleepy Borg ship? Or will the lack of proper hand-rails kill them first? #StarTrek #Prodigy #Protostar #Borg #Assimilation -Brought to you by Section 31- Episode 148 00:30 Borg Finds 00:48 Borg Dildo? 01:07 Good Vibes 01:30 Tucker Molester 01:55 Get Permission 02:20 Drones Don't Speak? 02:50 Trying to Assimila...
Shaxs Ejaculates... the Core
October 31, 2022 07:27 - 1 hour - 117 MBWatch out for the AI! The Cerritos battles an AI powered ship in a race to stay employed. Plus, Star Trek: Prodigy is back! Dal and crew are doing good deeds, but we find out the Protostar is a weapon when it hooks up with a comm relay station. -Brought to you by Section 31- Episode 147 00:30 Cute Cousin 00:56 Don't Remove the Hot Dog Filter 01:15 Catching Hot Dogs 01:59 Oscar 02:28 Thanks Patreons! Patreon - https://patreon.com/starfleetunderground 02:40 NO KIDS! 03:18 Delta Don't 03:30 G...
STUN ME!
October 24, 2022 06:39 - 1 hour - 82.9 MBIt's Time for Operation Swing By! The Cerritos Second Contact with a Planet last visited by Picard 17 years ago. Left addicted to drugs, what could possibly go wrong? Also an appearance by the Breen, An FNN reporter on the scene, and the pie eating contest is cancelled. Don't even mention Starbase 80! #StarTrek #LowerDecks #Cerritos #Pie -Brought to you by Section 31- Episode 146 00:30 Mouth-less Pie Eating 03:30 NO KIDS 05:54 The Duras Sisters Podcast - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podca...
Horsey's Going to Bite You Now
October 17, 2022 06:20 - 1 hour - 98.4 MBIt's the sequel to Crisis Point! Boot up your holodeck, grab your gravcycle and get ready for the switcheroo, a nibbling horsey, and Knicknac. Mariner wants action and adventure, but Boimler is searching for something more. Tendi takes captain-hood seriously, while Rutherford has the Munchies. #StarTrek #LowerDecks #Cerritos #CrisisPoint #horsey -Brought to you by Section 31- Episode 145 00:30 Best Holodeck Program Contest 01:01 Gay, Me, Hellraiser 01:20 Correct Cooking 02:00 Tribbles Know...
Exocunt
October 10, 2022 03:48 - 59 minutes - 82.4 MBPeanut Hamper Returns! Castaway, running from the Drookmani, the Exocomp finds her way to a new primitive planet, new people, new love, and new betrayal! It's a new way of life but is it the same old Peanut Hamper? #StarTrek #LowerDecks #PeanutHamper #Cerritos -Brought to you by Section 31- Episode 144 00:30 Mathematical Perfection 03:20 Layin' Cable 04:20 Welcome to the show 05:10 Wearing Hats 05:30 I want a Murf Plushy! 06:32 Thanks Patreons! Join'em https://patreon.com/starfleetundergrou...
Kiss & Stun
October 04, 2022 05:11 - 1 hour - 91.8 MBBoimler gets lucky, Tendi and Rutherford swash-buckle, and Mariner is stunning as she meets Jennifer's friends. The Cerritos visits Deep Space Nine! Shaxs and Kira catch up, and Quark is up to his usual tricks with the brand new Quark2000 Replicator -Brought to you by Section 31- Episode 143 00:30 Cool Candle 01:00 Trap Door 02:10 Smooth 02:20 We're On! 02:50 Bouncy 03:45 Finish the Sleepover 04:00 No Hands 04:18 How Donuts Get Made 06:00 Intro to the Crew 08:30 Thanks Patreons! https://pat...
The Boimler Meltdown
September 26, 2022 07:29 - 1 hour - 103 MBRutherford's cyborg implant flips out and restores an old backup that turns his eye red, his attitude bad, and his mind to teenager. He faces an internal struggle and races for self-control. Mariner and Boimler are stuck on a planet doing recruitment duty, manning the Starfleet booth and trying to not kill the potential recruits. -Brought to you by Section 31- Episode 142 00:30 Teenage selves 02:00 Flashy Reset 02:45 Back! 03:30 Teenage Dreams 04:43 NO KIDS! 05:30 Experimental 05:50 Unic...
Make the Hostages Watch
September 20, 2022 04:03 - 1 hour - 89.8 MBMinooki, the mask god, makes an appearance, the Engineering Crew is forced to relax. But they engineer their way around that and drive Captain Freeman crazy. Mariner, Boimler, and Tendi, race Delta Shift for new quarters on Deck 1. T'Ana and Shax are in the Holodeck, doing what you do in the Holodeck. Ransom collects Churros. -Brought to you by Section 31- Episode 141 00:30 Masked 00:59 Pricked 01:10 Roses 01:16 Dicked 01:30 Pussy Willows 01:50 DOT saves the day! 02:10 Third Time This W...
Dude Got Stoned
September 13, 2022 05:26 - 1 hour - 98.4 MBGreen Orbs make your fantasies come true and turn you into stone. The Cerritos and Carlsbad have to go clean up the scientist's mess, and not get tempted by their most intimate fantasies! Friendly competition ensues and that's where the nightmares begin. Back on the Cerritos, Tendi gets a Mentor. -Brought to you by Section 31- Episode 140 00:30 Not MY Fantasy 01:10 P Diddy 01:26 Google This 02:00 Zachary Hologram 02:48 More Patreon People! Patreon: https://patreon.com/starfleetundergro...
Trophy Selfie
September 06, 2022 17:29 - 1 hour - 102 MBRutherford and Billups score a trip to a hot sexual planet where instead of shaking hands, they kiss! With tongue! Mariner has to help Ransom fix a Space Elevat-Orbital Lift, and Boimler just made himself prey. Run, Boim Boim, Run! -Brought to you by Section 31- Episode 139 00:30 DOTS on the Hunt 01:20 Barking Tribbles? 02:00 My Toe is NOT PREY! 02:45 Hi, Welcome to the show! 03:10 NO KIDS! 03:20 Welcome to the USS Beutler! 03:45 Our Ship has PRIDE! 04:40 Tribble Pack 06:00 Entering from...
Cockranland
August 31, 2022 05:05 - 1 hour - 93.3 MBWe're at the #56YearMission #StarTrek Convention in Las Vegas. And it's time for new Lower Decks! The thrilling conclusion to last season's cliffhanger - Beckett, Boimler, Rutherford, and Tendi Steal the Cerritos out of Dry Dock to go help out at an alien orgy, but only before going to Bozeman Montana first! -Brought to you by Section 31- Episode 138 00:30 Our DOT Makes Bank 01:30 Cash me Out 01:50 Coming to you from the 56 Year Mission Star Trek Convention 02:10 You should get the shirt 02...
Get Wood!
August 22, 2022 19:36 - 1 hour - 87.2 MBStar Trek Las Vegas, the 56-Year Mission is less than a week away. We'll be there along with the Nerd Trek Podcast. And our DOTS want to cosplay as slot machines, plus - we watched that episode of Enterprise where Trip gets stuffed into an tiny escape pod with a gorgeous lady and crash lands on a planet. -Brought to you by Section 31- 00:00 Episode 137 00:30 Stick It! 01:34 Shadows of the Night 03:20 THANK YOU PATREONS! https://patreon.com/starfleetunderground 03:55 Check Your Drawers! 05...
She Ghosted Herself
August 15, 2022 05:22 - 1 hour - 84.5 MBA life-killing storm approaches, too fast to shuttlepod back to the ship, Hoshi has to lose her transporter virginity. Then people act like she's not even there. Phlox says she's fine, but you can see right thru her! Maybe she just needs a good night's sleep? Or maybe she's going to be the next Cyrus Ramsey? -Brought to you by Section 31- 00:00 Episode 136 00:30 Pacman with the DOTS 01:13 Stealing Cherries 02:15 Glory Holes 02:45 Starting on time! 03:00 NO KIDS 04:00 Thank You Patreons! B...
Good Thing No One Was Masturbating
August 08, 2022 05:48 - 1 hour - 111 MBEnterprise encounters a strange radiation from a trinary system, affecting everyone on the ship, except T'Pol. Archer gets writers block, Trip goes chair crazy, Hoshi cooks for perfection, Phlox gets a radical solution to Travis's Headache, and Reed gets tactical. -Brought to you by Section 31- 00:00 Episode 135 00:30 Locking in our Guest 01:00 Welcome Jeff! from @NerdTrekPodcast 01:30 Ferengi's Second Cousin's Niece's Waitress Friend 02:10 NO KIDS *Miners are OK 03:08 It's the Hard Hat 0...
Find and Beam
August 01, 2022 13:52 - 1 hour - 93.1 MBComing back from a mission, Lt. Reed realizes he left his communicator on a pre-warp planet. Going back to retrieve it, Archer and Reed get arrested, first suspected of being enemy super soldier spies, then being suspected of being aliens. Which is worse, because cause that's when the anal probing starts. -Brought to you by Section 31- 00:00 Nichelle Nichols, RIP! 13:34 Episode 134 14:10 Missing something? 14:30 Ding Dongs 15:00 Badges 15:30 What are socks for? 16:25 Welcome Aboard! 16:45 I...
Don't Feet Where I Eat!!!
July 25, 2022 03:33 - 54 minutes - 75 MBOur Captain and Number One report live from an away mission at San Diego Comicon. And we watch an Enterprise episode where Archer and T'Pol play cops and have to go apprehend a suspect for the Vulcans. Back on the ship, Trip gets to play captain and make all the hard decisions. -Brought to you by Section 31- 00:00 Episode 133 00:30 Impersonating the Captain 01:30 I am the Captain now. 01:55 Pipin' it 02:20 NO KIDS 02:50 Section 31 always knows 03:15 Thank You Patreons! 03:40 Schrodinger's L...
The Star Trek Porn Parody
July 18, 2022 15:16 - 1 hour - 92.5 MBThis week, somebody studies a Star Trek porno, but without the porn - We have links! We also venture back to Star Trek: Enterprise where some Klingons are oppressing a Deuterium mining facility, and Archer just won't stand for that. Even T'Pol agrees! Something should be done. -Brought to you by Section 31- 00:00 Episode 133 00:30 Sandy 01:30 Our DOTs suck 01:57 NO KIDS 02:46 Thank You Patreons!https://patreon.com/starfleetunderground 03:10 Live from a shuttle-craft... 04:00 Computers make...
Double Pike
July 11, 2022 05:14 - 1 hour - 111 MBIt's the Season Finale of Strange New Worlds Season 1 - Future Christopher Pike has to convince his past self not to attempt to change his fate with an email. It's like when Doc Brown tore up the envelope about his future, but with Romulans. Lots of Romulans. And some Captain named Kirk -Brought to you by Section 31- 00:00 Episode 131 00:30 Seeing Double? 01:00 Future Warning 01:19 Partially Klingon 01:44 DOT Therapy 02:05 Larger over time 02:25 Cylon Dad Joke 03:00 NO KIDS 03:30 No Parents...
Hemmer Gets Goo'ed
July 04, 2022 06:13 - 1 hour - 101 MBIn space, no one can hear you scream. Unless, of course, you're bitten and dragged off by baby Gorn. Then everyone hears. The USS Peregrine is missing, following a distress signal. Your mission, rescue the survivors, bring back the ship, and not get Gorn spooge in your face. -Brought to you by Section 31- 00:00 Episode 130 00:35 Stop Spitting 01:40 I Reminisce 02:30 Eating Out 02:45 Away Mission 03:15 Sounds familiar? 03:30 Make Us Go 03:45 Sex In Star Trek - https://youtu.be/j1Q8FUT_bz8 04...
A Powerful Magic Called Science!
June 27, 2022 05:49 - 1 hour - 109 MBHuzzah! A lonely space entity has teamed up with M'Benga's daughter to provide us with one of the most fun episodes of Star Trek in a long time! And that doesn't even include Pike's Hair! It's a story-book episode with a King, a Queen, Wizards, Sword-fights, and more! Just no court jester. -Brought to you by Section 31- 00:00 Episode 129 00:30 DOT Jousting 00:58 Unicorn-Tribbles 01:30 We're gonna win! 02:00 Your Mead, M'lord! 02:30 The Light is On 03:20 They do WHAT with those horns?! 03:45...
I Need a Red Shirt!
June 20, 2022 04:24 - 1 hour - 97.2 MBT'Pring wants Spock to study Human Sexuality. Pike and crew beam over to save some lost colonists, but it's a Trap! Enterprise is taken over by SPACE PIRATES! Pike will try to cook up a Mutiny. Grab your phaser, or, if you're Nurse Chapel, your Hypo Spray, because shit just got real. Uh, where are the Red Shirts? -Brought to you by Section 31- 00:00 Episode 128 00:30 ARRRRRGH!!! 02:00 Cylon Lights 03:00 Welcome to the show! 03:11 Liquid Death 03:42 Love You Patreons! https://patreon.com/sta...
Trekiest Trek of Trek
June 13, 2022 18:08 - 1 hour - 103 MBWe test the needs of the many or the one, Uhura learns all the rules to fight club - I mean security, because you don't talk about fight club, A child gets to ascend, and Captain Pike gets undercover with an old flame - something's not set to stun. -Brought to you by Section 31- 00:00 Episode 127 00:30 There are 4 Lights 01:50 Chosen One 03:00 Tube Head 03:45 Not sponsored by Flex Seal 04:00 Welcome Aboard! 04:25 Defiant History https://youtu.be/zRvTWJ2VVkk 05:05 Bonecracker https://youtu....
Really Close to Hi-Jinks
June 06, 2022 18:36 - 1 hour - 101 MBSpock and T'Pring try the new couples exercise: Katra Swapping! Freaky Friday Hi-Jinks ensue, and after playing Good Cop, Bad Cop, Lu'An and Number One get to try Enterprise BINGO! Captain Pike uses radical empathy to make friends with the R'ongovians. -Brought to you by Section 31- 00:00 Episode 126 01:10 Bingo Achievement - Make Heather think she made breakfast 01:40 Bingo Achievement - Jump-start Warp Drive with 9-Volt 02:15 Bingo Achievement - Airlock Challenge 02:20 Bingo Achievement...
What Gorn? We Didn't See No Gorn!
May 30, 2022 18:45 - 1 hour - 103 MBSurprise attack by the Gorn! Enterprise is caught with her shields down. Spock says don't do the thing, but Pike totally does the thing! Uhura and Hemmer team up against the evil AP350. And, we couldn't say Lu'An's name correctly, for all the Tribbles in the world! -Brought to you by Section 31- 00:00 Episode 125 00:30 Playing Dead 02:25 Not dead 04:45 Thank you Patreons! Join them! https://patreon.com/starfleetunderground 05:20 NO KIDS! 05:30 Hot Dog Filter 06:58 The Orville Season 3 - N...
Whatever Tweaks Your Freak
May 23, 2022 06:53 - 1 hour - 107 MBThe Enterprise Crew is getting lit by some strange virus that travels thru light and makes you go crazy for a killer suntan. Number One has a secret, and so does Dr. M'Benga. The Transporter's off-line while Captain Pike and Spock shelter-in-place during a freak ion-storm. #StarTrek #StrangeNewWorlds -Brought to you by Section 31- 00:00 Episode 124 00:30 Why our First Officer isn't on this show 01:30 Coffee? 01:50 Double Red Alert 02:30 Don't look at the light! 03:11 Always on 03:26 Do it Li...
Biggest Easter Egg Ever!
May 16, 2022 05:21 - 1 hour - 95.8 MBA comet is about to destroy a world, and alien shepherds won't let Enterprise interfere! This has all been preordained. Captain Pike has a casual dinner party, but nobody tells Uhura it's casual, Kirk is in for a shock, music opens the Easter Egg. -Brought to you by Section 31- 00:00 Episode 123 00:30 Sometimes you just gotta laugh/Heather's new Hair 01:28 That Sucks 02:06 Did I turn that on? 02:25 A blessing 02:55 Are we on? 03:30 No recall 03:50 Welcome to the show...But, No Kids! 04:20 S...
Spock. Are You Naked?
May 10, 2022 02:42 - 1 hour - 85.8 MBSeason 2 of Star Trek: Picard wraps up with a launch and a few hugs and kisses. Files get deleted, a Traveler shows up, and some people go Back To the Future, where the ship doesn't explode at the last second. And there's the first episode of Strange New Worlds where they visit a planet where Warp Drive is the Bomb! -Brought to you by Section 31- 00:00 Episode 122 00:30 We're all Time Travelers! 01:50 NO KIDS! 02:20 Crew Compliments 02:45 Killer High Five 03:30 We're Foreign? 03:50 Meetings...
Too Soong?
May 03, 2022 05:08 - 1 hour - 119 MBBorg Jurati takes over La Sirena with a newly-assimilated assault force, everyone else runs for cover, Picard flashes back, as they play Hide and Seek with Lasers! The Emergency Combat Hologram has a familiar face, and Soong chases Picard into the basement. -Brought to you by Section 31- 00:00 Episode 121 01:15 Our DOTS get Paramount+ 01:45 It's been a long road 02:20 Time to reprogram 02:30 Oh No! 03:00 Baby Yoda Doo Do Doo 03:30 NO KIDS! 03:50 Delta Quadrant where? 04:10 Cooking with DOTs...
There Are Four Cakes!!!
April 25, 2022 06:25 - 1 hour - 116 MBPicard and Guinan get Interviewed, Kore finds freedom, Rios discovers there are four cakes, the FBI guy has been touched by a Vulcan, Seven and Raffi go analog, And when a babe in a tattered red dress shows up, you have to wonder, am I dreaming or is this a nightmare? -Brought to you by Section 31- 00:00 Episode 120 00:30 There Are Four Cakes!!!! 00:57 Heather Likes Cake 02:00 Infinite Diversity in Infinite Flavors 02:30 NO KIDS!!! 02:50 NO ADULTS!? 03:45 Patreon Guests on the show? 04:00 ...
50 Shades of Picard
April 19, 2022 06:02 - 1 hour - 89.3 MBThere's a dungeon inside Picard's head, maybe his father's a cylon, Rios is actually from Chile and only works in outer-space, Raffi and Seven's relationship will lead to tripping teenagers, Borgness Jurati shatters glass and gets high on endorphins, Guinan calls Q and he lets it go to voicemail. And this show just became an X-File. -Brought to you by Section 31- 00:00 Episode 119 00:45 Con Crud 01:13 NO KIDS! 01:59 DOTS not helping. Send Tribbles? 02:30 Bring something back from the Con? 0...
Lady Boner
April 12, 2022 16:27 - 1 hour - 112 MBIt's party time - Picard gets hit at the Gala, Rios gets matches, Jurati and Borg Queen hit the stage. Soong drives away, and Kore discovers the joys of Google. Also - Our official 2022 convention coverage from Star Trek: Mission Chicago! -Brought to you by Section 31- 00:00 Episode 118 00:30 Photo Op 01:15 NO KIDS 01:20 Word of the day: Lady Boner 01:50 Chicago Sausage King 02:25 OMG PICS!!! 02:40 Why is she laughing? 02:50 The Roombas Rock 03:16 What is seen cannot be unseen 03:30 On th...
People Are Idiots
April 04, 2022 04:22 - 1 hour - 105 MBRaffi and Seven stop a bus. Rios gets revenge. The Borg Queen SWATs the Chateau. Picard can't get a gals name right. Q is the worst therapist, Soong's daughter gets spider veins, and the Queen gets all up inside Jurarti's head. -Brought to you by Section 31- 00:00 Episode 117 00:35 Poking DOTs 01:20 The Fifth Element should be seen 01:40 Our April Fools Show - Sorry, Not Sorry 02:00 Really, the news was real 02:20 That wasn't me 02:55 Welcome to the show! - NO KIDS - 03:16 After Dark 03:30 H...