The Covenant (2006): "Abercrombie & Witch"

Chelsea could be remembering wrong, but we’re pretty sure the strength of this week’s movie was marketed solely on its stars’ hotness — and that alone should be enough to tell you that our latest episode of Spooky Tuesday is all about The Covenant (2006). Honestly, Sydney hit the nail on the fucking head when she joked that it is literally just Abercrombie & Witch. Starring Steven Strait, Taylor Kitsch, Chace Crawford, Toby Hemingway, and Sebastian Stan all in the absolute tiniest little swim shorts, this film is chock full of eye candy and homoerotic tension — which is a good thing since it might be a little light on the whole, you know, meaningfully developed female character front.

References:

Sebastian Stan on The Covenant: https://youtu.be/3zgwKCFip7A

Nightmare Maven, Horror EduGAYtion: https://youtu.be/3mlq_FyQZig