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Parasite- Michael Johnson

April 03, 2020 13:00 - 56 minutes - 51.4 MB

This week Julie and Mary record their first remote episode. And boy do we have a special guest! Fellow Rock Rising podcast host Michael Johnson on this week to describe the movie Parasite. Topical enough???? Hold on to yer butts, this episode is a drinking game. *Recorded remotely while practicing social distancing during COVID-19. Stay safe!

Se7en - Amanda Rothman

March 09, 2020 16:00 - 50 minutes - 45.9 MB

This week we answer the eternal question: “what’s in the box?” as guest Amanda Rothman gives us her version of Se7en. Did you know that the title is actually a reference to the 7 famous movies it was based on? Neither did we. Listen and find out which movies were included in this blockbuster student film.

Deliverance - Jamison Shimmel

March 02, 2020 16:58 - 1 hour - 65.7 MB

Special guest host Jamison Shimmel steps in this week and shit gets dark this week as Julie describes the movie “Deliverance.” Have you ever wanted to hear the song “Be Our Guest” sung in a minor key? Neither did we. But it happened. Listen now and never think of the South or Beauty and the Beast the same ever again.

Princess Bride - Chris Tucker

February 24, 2020 18:42 - 1 hour - 65 MB

On this week’s episode, grandpa is babysitting a young Dan (or is it Fred?) Savage and Julie, Mary are cozying up to their guest Chris Tucker’s plot of “The Princess Bride” with a glass of BUTTERY Chardonnay. This one is a love story for the ages; witches, rock people, a cursed Mandy Patinkin, now that’s a fairy tale.

Get Out - Smitty Chai

February 17, 2020 17:17 - 41 minutes - 38.4 MB

Have you ever met anybody who hasn’t seen Get Out? We found someone and this episode is a must listen. Smitty has some fairly enlightening thoughts on Get Out: 1. It’s important that the black guy survives. 2. This movie is definitely about ayahuasca....right?!

Meet Me In St. Louis - Addi Herndon

February 10, 2020 17:43 - 50 minutes - 45.8 MB

Hmmmm...why would people have moved to St. Louis at the turn of the 20th Century? Addi and Mary have no clue because they have no interest in and have never seen Meet Me In St. Louis. Julie, on the other hand, is from St. Louis so she was bursting at the seams with fun facts about her hometown which was fun for nobody but her. We also discovered that Judy Garland invented the lightbulb!

Midsommar - John Drexler

February 03, 2020 21:04 - 1 hour - 57.6 MB

A third member of the Drexler clan, John, joins us for this week’s episode to describe the movie “Midsommar.” We’ve got cults, we’ve got bear kings, we’ve got a testicle shrine and lots and lots of white nonsense. What more could we ask for in this daylight thriller?

Thelma & Louise - Ilana Rubin

January 27, 2020 18:19 - 55 minutes - 51.2 MB

This week, our guest Ilana Rubin thrills us with her plot for “Thelma and Louise.” You won’t want to miss this epic tale of female revenge that may or may not feature a race car subplot and/or love affair between Susan Sarandon and Geena Davis.

Cars - Mary McDonnell

January 20, 2020 18:41 - 50 minutes - 46.3 MB

This week we welcome back Mary McDonnell as she tells us her version of the Pixar movie “Cars.” What is this nightmare landscape where sentient helicopters are forced to carry cars inside of them? Why are the cars’ lips so moist and rubbery? Listen and find out!

Silence of the Lambs - Lindsey Brett Carothers

January 14, 2020 20:33 - 53 minutes - 49.3 MB

Silence of the Lambs: This week, our guest Lindsey Brett Carothers takes on one of the greatest psychological thrillers of all time, “Silence of the Lambs.” A professor/student murder duo taking out bad guys? You’ll eat this plot right up...with a side of fava beans. Hope you can hear this new episode over the sound of those screaming lambs!

Silence of the Lambs with Lindsey Brett Carothers

January 14, 2020 15:33 - 53 minutes - 49.3 MB

Silence of the Lambs: This week, our guest Lindsey Brett Carothers takes on one of the greatest psychological thrillers of all time, “Silence of the Lambs.” A professor/student murder duo taking out bad guys? You’ll eat this plot right up...with a side of fava beans. Hope you can hear this new episode over the sound of those screaming lambs!

50 Shades of Grey - Davin Turkewitz

January 06, 2020 23:50 - 1 hour - 64 MB

For the first time on our show, our guest Davin Turkewitz knows way more than either Mary or Julie about the real plot of the movie in question: 50 Shades of Grey. Who knew the most erotic movie of the 21st century was actually about a man child looking for an unpaid intern to watch him play XBox? This plot is hot but the sponsored ads for Toyotathon are hotter.

50 Shades of Grey with Davin Turkewitz

January 06, 2020 18:50 - 1 hour - 64 MB

For the first time on our show, our guest Davin Turkewitz knows way more than either Mary or Julie about the real plot of the movie in question: 50 Shades of Grey. Who knew the most erotic movie of the 21st century was actually about a man child looking for an unpaid intern to watch him play XBox? This plot is hot but the sponsored ads for Toyotathon are hotter.

Practical Magic - Aaron Gold

December 30, 2019 20:34 - 57 minutes - 52.3 MB

Have you heard of the cult classic film Practical Magic? Neither had we. Our guest Aaron Gold makes up a pretty darn good plot - super witchy, full of magic, and full of single-dad-falling-in-love-with-witch-neighbor-ness. We really loved this episode, and it’s funny...because Mary and Julie still haven’t seen Practical Magic.

2.15 Spoiler Presents... Practical Magic with Aaron Gold

December 30, 2019 15:34 - 57 minutes - 52.3 MB

Have you heard of the cult classic film Practical Magic? Neither had we. Our guest Aaron Gold makes up a pretty darn good plot - super witchy, full of magic, and full of single-dad-falling-in-love-with-witch-neighbor-ness. We really loved this episode, and it’s funny...because Mary and Julie still haven’t seen Practical Magic.

Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring - Leannet Rodriguez

December 16, 2019 19:04 - 58 minutes - 53.6 MB

It’s simple, really - there’s a magical ring and there are definitely elves. Right? Listen as Leannet Rodriguez recounts the plot of The Fellowship of the Ring. And worry not! We found out that Tolkien did, in fact, write about the details of elf sex. Turns out that they can have sex with humans!

2.14 Spoiler Presents... Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring with Leannet Rodriguez

December 16, 2019 14:04 - 58 minutes - 53.6 MB

It’s simple, really - there’s a magical ring and there are definitely elves. Right? Listen as Leannet Rodriguez recounts the plot of The Fellowship of the Ring. And worry not! We found out that Tolkien did, in fact, write about the details of elf sex. Turns out that they can have sex with humans!

Blazing Saddles - Jake Faunce

December 09, 2019 22:38 - 1 hour - 58.7 MB

This episode is just about as satirical as the movie itself. It's also a drinking game, and here are the rules: take a drink every time we say "and THAT'S...comedy". How many freaking good jokes did we write on this episode?? It wasn't a writer's room, it was a RIOTERS room!

2.13 Spoiler Presents... Blazing Saddles with Jake Faunce

December 09, 2019 17:38 - 1 hour - 58.7 MB

This episode is just about as satirical as the movie itself. It's also a drinking game, and here are the rules: take a drink every time we say "and THAT'S...comedy". How many freaking good jokes did we write on this episode?? It wasn't a writer's room, it was a RIOTERS room!

Shape of Water - Achilles Stamatelaky

December 02, 2019 19:22 - 58 minutes - 53.8 MB

Mark this episode as VERY IMPORTANT. Why? Because Achilles Stamatelaky has cracked the Spoiler code. He very accurately tells the entire plot of The Shape of Water based on only watching the final scene: a fish man kisses a dead woman underwater.

2.12 Spoiler Presents... Shape of Water with Achilles Stamatelaky

December 02, 2019 14:22 - 58 minutes - 53.8 MB

Mark this episode as VERY IMPORTANT. Why? Because Achilles Stamatelaky has cracked the Spoiler code. He very accurately tells the entire plot of The Shape of Water based on only watching the final scene: a fish man kisses a dead woman underwater.