SJ228: Lickety-Zoom! APPL's fiscal Q2, Signal hacks back, Symphonisk RIP, Roku vs Google, & ninjas!

Chi-chow, cadets! Apple ninjas made an extortion attempt disappear! In more shocking news, Apple made all the monies, and pundits were surprised by this! Rumors of lossless Apple Music, a spat over YouTube, and Sigfried & Roy ... and we're not lion about that! Buckle down, cadets, we're trying out the new Infinite Improbability Drive and that means we'll be all over the techsphere ... all at once!

https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/04/29/examining-apples-record-breaking-896b-quarter-by-the-numbers
https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/04/29/apple-inadvertently-confirms-may-21-availability-for-ipad-pro-m1-imac-apple-tv-4k
https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/04/29/magic-keyboard-wont-precisely-fit-new-129-inch-ipad-pro-but-still-works-says-apple
https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/04/29/siri-remote-may-have-find-my-functionality-after-all
https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/04/27/apple-will-ban-apps-offering-rewards-to-users-that-enable-tracking
https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/04/30/european-commission-says-apple-is-in-breach-of-eu-competition-law
https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/04/27/apple-fined-12m-in-russia-over-alleged-app-market-abuse
https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/04/27/cellebrite-removes-iphone-data-extraction-from-most-capable-product
https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/05/01/lossless-streaming-option-for-apple-music-may-launch-within-weeks
https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/04/30/intel-windows-not-coming-to-m1-vmware-fusion-arm-windows-licensing-unclear
https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/04/27/leaked-apple-schematics-and-extortion-threats-removed-from-dark-web
https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/04/26/apple-releases-macos-big-sur-113-update-with-revisions-to-apple-music-games-controllers
https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/04/26/apple-releases-tvos-145-with-extended-game-controller-support
https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/04/26/apple-releases-watchos-74-with-face-id-unlock-assistance
https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/04/26/apple-releases-ios-145-and-ipados-145-with-face-mask-unlock-app-tracking-transparency
https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/04/28/apple-got-adobe-flash-to-work-on-ios-but-performance-was-abysmal-says-scott-forstall
https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/04/27/facebooks-ios-145-privacy-prompt-will-take-weeks-to-roll-out
https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/05/01/ikea-sonos-airplay-2-symfonisk-lamp-may-be-on-the-way-out
https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/04/27/apple-products-must-come-with-three-year-warranty-in-spain
https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/04/27/spotify-launches-paid-podcast-subscriptions-via-anchor
https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/04/27/apple-signs-deal-for-exclusive-podcast-focused-on-siegfried-roy
https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/04/30/apple-tv-lands-filmed-version-of-come-from-away-fills-out-cast-for-in-with-the-devil
https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/04/30/musical-comedy-shmigadoon-debuts-july-16-on-apple-tv
https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/04/28/epic-games-is-keeping-fortnite-off-microsoft-xcloud-because-it-sees-it-as-a-rival
https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/04/28/ces-returning-to-las-vegas-for-2022-alongside-digital-platform
https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/04/28/taking-on-airtag-t-mobiles-syncup-tracker-has-lte-seven-days-of-battery
https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/05/01/129-inch-ipad-pro-with-m1-chip-costs-699-to-repair-without-applecare
https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/04/27/apple-google-exposure-notification-has-a-privacy-flaw-on-android
https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/04/30/roku-removes-youtube-tv-app-from-its-store-amid-contract-dispute-with-google
https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/04/28/delta-to-give-every-flight-attendant-an-iphone-12-with-att-5g