It's another hectic pass through the Kessel Run, cadets, but we'll cut past the Maw and shave some parsecs off if we don't die! iPhones are still a hit with teens, Tim says he'll retire someday, Find My gets some third-party love, and old fogeys can't imagine that "elites" will just "come up" with a secure way to vote someday! What balderdash!

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