The ship hasn't been able to dock into port for nearly three months, cadets, and it's starting to show on both your command crew and the tech universe they cover! Adobe and Edison let really dumb bugs slip by, iOS apparently has so many bugs that hack collectors won't pay for them anymore, Apple settles some lawsuits and faces some threats, Apple TV+ gets busy (in the figurative sense of the term), Google's Chrome spots an incredibly obvious problem, and Sprint has ceased to be! It's expired, and gone to meet its maker! It's rung down the curtain, and joined the Choir Invisible! This ... is an ex-carrier!

All this and so much more — from a roundup of some startingly-likely rumors to a pair of stories from the wild west, from insider trading to fresh new accessories! Take a break from posting short viddy clips on antisocial media, cadets, and have a listen ... you'll be back to work in a giphy!