Special guest Peter Cohen (now our Senior "helping Mike avoid the quarterly financials report" Correspondent) and Cap'n Charles take apart the fiscal Q2 numbers from Apple, which are pretty far from terrible; pore over the renamed "Exposure Notification" as part of the fight against COVID-19, and ponder the (too soon?) planned re-opening of some Apple Stores and how this will be different

Peter also cranks it up to 11 for a screed on the sordid state of non-casual Mac gaming, the crew swoon over some cool iPhone SE features and puzzle over a missing one, and somehow manage to track down an actual Apple Car for sale (at exactly the price you'd think it would cost you). It's a tricky time to be isolated in our little ship, cadets, but cover your ears: like Tesla's Elon Musk, Peter gets a little bit loud when he's on a hot topic!