While we wish the Mac a happy 36th birthday, cadets, we also wish Foxconn would stop jerking Wisconsin taxpayers around, we wish Flash would just hurry up and die already, we wish EA had some class, we wish Sonos hadn't tried to pull a fast one on their customers, we wish the FBI wasn't guilty of wishful thinking, and we really *really* wish we'd never heard the phrase "compromising pictures of Jeff Bezos."

That said, some wishes do come true -- Apple TV+ has buckets of viewers, Broadcom gets more Apple business, Tetris is killed off but already back on the Mac App Store, the Apple Watch saves more lives and gets more gym integration, and Disney+ is coming to Europe a week ahead of schedule! AppleInsider.com's William Gallagher sits in to help out with the usual mix of good news and industry nonsense, cadets, so be sure to have your yin-yang force fields in place -- things may get a little topsy-turvy!