Cap'ns (plural) on the bridge, cadets, and they've come loaded with Google and Apple news and more! Disney and Apple streaming TV stuff, biometric boondoggles, boisterous bugs, Apple Arcade adventures, Ikea's furtive Fyrtur, media misfires, ridiculous rumors, casing clones, Apple Watches helping doctors help patients, more travel tech from last week's Alan Perry guest spot, and a hilarious-slash-frightening example of outdated tech holding the balance of power. All this and various vaporware, cadets, so put on your headphones and don't forget to duck and cover!