In honor of next week's Canadian Thanksgiving, cadets, the ship hosts its two regular turkeys (Mike and Charles) with all the news, gear, and lawsuits -- and sneaks in a couple of leftovers from the last two episodes that we gotta use up! The crew mark the anniversary of the death of Steve Jobs, go over the harvest of new Microsoft hardware, and report on their Apple Arcade explorations -- and that's just for first course!

There's also heaping helpings of rumors, dumb lawsuits, Chrome and Bloomberg having to sit at the children's table, checking out the latest iPad, and for dessert -- a Russian man who has invented CREEPtocurrency! All this and much more -- so loosen your astro-belts, cadets, and dig in to our plus-sized buffet of ballyhoo!