It's been a bit of a slow news week this orbit, cadets, but there's still a lot of news and shenanigans to track down -- including rumors of an iPhone "Pro" and a future folding iPhone (and/or iPad), statistics and/or guesses about Apple Watch, iPad, and overall notebook sales; the great news that Apple is finally getting serious about a bug-bounty program (and Apple Music for Android), and the weird news that Filemaker is changing it's name back to Claris. And that's not all!

Cap'ns Mike and Charles take a first look at the Samsung Galaxy Note 10 and 10 Plus, as well as the Ikea Symfonisk AirPlay 2 speakers they mentioned last week, discuss the bad reporting on Apple's new battery warnings and the Galaxy Book S, note a method by which FaceID can be used against one's will and also a potential (but not major) bug in Contacts. There's also news of a impressive Disney streaming bundle, analysts saying the obvious about smart speakers, stupid surveys, and Amazon's Ring giving police your doorbell videos without a warrant. Be sure to wear your special anti-FaceID glasses, cadets ... apparently, you're on Candid Camera!