SJ140: Tablet wars, phablet bores, Adobe under attack, batteries under recall, new games & much more

The forthcoming iPadOS isn't even out yet, and it has already claimed its first victim, cadets -- Google is jettisoning its attempts to compete and leaving the USS iPad and the CCCP Surface to battle it out for not-quite-a-laptop supremacy! Apple has grown its sales in China again, updated its old AirPort base stations and recalled batteries, and as a result remains officially the most efficient and productive ship in the fleet! New challengers have arrived in orbit to challenge the Adobe homeworld, gamers may die mad at Apple's success in their realm, Lightroom arrives on the Mac App Store and the Galaxy Note 10 is preparing to launch while the Galaxy Fold is undergoing an extended drydock!

Harry Potter: Wizards Unite and Dr. Mario are arriving for iOS, the good ship Sprint/T-Mobile Merger fires its Boost rockets, the Dalek -- er, Robocall Invasion of Earth may finally be repelled, Best Buy gets some credibility, and as a reminder ... we're about to leave the 32-bit galaxy and there's no turning back now! All this and your weekly all-you-can-eat buffet of fail and what-the rations to enjoy, new charger technology and cool tech gear, a happy ending and some clueless YouTubers who take things a bit too literally. Break out your Microsoft To-Do lists, cadets ... you're gonna learn a few what-not-to-do lessons on this one!