South Texas Trainwreck
116 episodes - English - Latest episode: 11 months ago - ★★★★★ - 13 ratingsA podcast featuring drunken anecdotes, and challenges involving alcohol.
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Vegetation stuck under the train tracks
August 22, 2023 03:32 - 43 minutes - 39.9 MBThis episode includes: Conveinence store cocktail flavor review Cucumber water new burp button Paul Reubens R.I.P Drive thru sperm banks drinking games for movies Recorded in HiFi Stereo at Smokin' Meat Studio Produced and edited by Adam Craig engineered by Adam Craig and Hutch special guests: Brian Hall Sean Miller Music by Stelt and Whiskeydick
Tacobrako and the Top Five Favorites
August 05, 2023 01:24 - 48 minutes - 44.4 MBIn this episode, Sean discovers a nasty surprise on an airplane. Brian describes what his version of a "mass casualty" is and we get to hear a Steely Dan beer jingle from the 70's. A convenience store cocktail flavor review is also included in this episode. Special Guests: Brian Hall Sean Miller Recorded in HiFi stereo at Smokin' Meat studio on 8/2/2023 Produced and edited by Adam Craig Engineered by Hutch and Adam Music by Stelt
Mermaid Farts of Justice
May 03, 2023 01:14 - 43 minutes - 39.4 MBIn this episode, Hutch and Adam get ripped and talk about random crap. They talk about old Metroid games. Adam describes his experiences at some concerts back in the day, particularly with the band Clutch. Hutch is really let down as Adam explains how he ruined a steak, Farting underwater and the new sandwich at Jimmy Johns. Recorded in HiFi Stereo at Smokin' Meat Studio. 3/7/2023 no special guests music by stelt
The Sides Lies
March 23, 2023 23:15 - 45 minutes - 41.7 MBHutch and Adam Get caught up on what they've been up to during their hiatus..and things get sidetracked. recorded in HiFi stereo at Smokin' Meat Studio. Engineered by Hutch and Adam Produced by Adam no special guests music by Stelt
Bean Boozled by Beans and Booze pt.2
February 20, 2023 15:53 - 55 minutes - 50.6 MBIn this episode, the Bean Boozled game continues with new flavors. Adam lists things that taste horrible after brushing teeth. A debate between bad and dead fish happens and Sean continues with funny descriptions of flavors from the bean game. This episode brings back an old segment "conveinence store cocktail flavor review" with an interesting rating system. Recorded in HiFi stereo at Smokin' Meat Studio Produced and engineered by Adam and Hutch Edited by Adam Music by Stelt Special guests...
bean boozled by beans and booze
February 14, 2023 02:41 - 51 minutes - 47.6 MBWe're Back! After a long hiatus, we gathered at Smokin' Meat Studio to do what we do..get drunk and talk. In this episode, we welcome a couple of first time podcasters Sean and Adrien. We kick off with some alcohol and get things going with Val's story of how she killed the microwave. Then we bust out a jelly bean game called "bean boozled", for which everyone plays and hilarious results happen. Sean comes up with some great descriptions of flavors while Adam shows his beat box skills, follo...
Maximum Legal Load of High Fartritional Value
February 22, 2022 20:00 - 47 minutes - 43.4 MBEpisode 90. Hutch and Adam continue to do some recording. The contents include: introducing Smokin' Meat Studio what is H.F.V? Las Palapas H.F.V warnings macho burritos various salsas Hutch describes his work kitchen mega burp Adam's last day #GNAS alleged small junk P.S.A-Adam gets overemotional; changes; a dollar nineteen Adam misses the store a chout-out to Chris alice in chains discussion a really lengthy talk about pantera best trash album of 2020's so far Mike Patton is a genius Rec...
Bye Joel
February 20, 2022 23:58 - 47 minutes - 43.6 MBEpisode 89. Hutch, Adam and Val get together for do an episode. Here's the following contents: Hutch's studio name Adam is too full to drink slow moving farts 5 mins to poop in the NFL never take a crap at a gig blowing up the office bathroom weird place to put a bathroom football talk great queso recipe followers update visiting past episodes smegments of the last AFU show predator/arnold noises music talk uber eats on a bike smokin' meat studio recorded in HIFi stereo at Smokin' meat Stud...
Westeroast
December 20, 2021 02:36 - 36 minutes - 33.1 MBEpisode 87. The group finishes it's last of a series of recordings on a random sunday night. The episode starts with some good ol' bathroom talk involving toilet bowl issues and a clever way to hide something valuable; hutch decsribes a "snapper tail". There's and interesting and funny discussion on the difference between a mullet and skullet. We get to find out what a "western grip" is. Recorded in HiFi Stereo at Buffalo Bill Studio. Special Guests: Jess O Keith B Music by Stelt
86'd
December 06, 2021 04:56 - 58 minutes - 53.6 MBEpisode 86. Everybody is still together from the previous episode and food is being prepared while the recording starts. George switches over to apple and Adam comes up with a good safe word. Passion paste is discussed as a potential episode name and George reveals what's behind the belly button. Recorded in HiFi Stereo at Cumback Studio. Special Guests: Jess O Keith B Music by Stelt
You can't un-taste it
November 01, 2021 13:58 - 44 minutes - 40.7 MBEpisode 85. In this episode, it begins with some whiskey reviews. Adam describes what his vehicle looks like, gives an update on his past foot injury and describes his trip to Oklahoma. Jess advertises a new service at her salon and the group discusses the word "cooter". This episode also contains music to get sexually harassed to. Recorded in HiFi Stereo at Studio Cliterus Special guests: George Jess Keith B music by Stelt
Is that what I think it says?
July 18, 2021 15:46 - 33 minutes - 30.8 MBEpisode 84. Hutch, Adam and Val put together a quick, brief episode once everyone got hammered. Adam goes on a long anecdote about a tattoo idea gone wrong and Hutch tends to his own meat throughout the recording. There's some ASMR eating noises as the hosts enjoy a dinner. Recorded in HiFi Stereo, from Hutch's Garage. No Special Guests Music by Stelt
Hickory Dickery
June 09, 2021 15:26 - 43 minutes - 39.9 MBEpisode 83. Hutch, Adam and Val get together and decide to do an episode at the garage, while Hutch smokes meat...literally. The studio tests out a new piece of audio gear and busts out the mad libs to finish off the last few stories in the book. Adam comes up with a scenario involving smoking of certain parts of the meat and the guys promote their first gig with the band "All Fukered Up". Recorded in HiFi Stereo at Hutch's Garage no special guests music by stelt
Whiskey And Pressure
April 02, 2021 14:07 - 40 minutes - 37.2 MBEpisode 81. Hutch, Adam, Val and George get together with Ian, Jessica and Megan for another episode of the 'wreck. It starts off with Adam doing a P.S.A about how not woke the show is and Hutch wants to know why Dr. Seuss is racist. The group looks at pictures of horrible breasts and George explains where the word "hobo" comes from. Jessica does sign language for "stupid whore" and tells a story about burning man. Adam re-revisits an old story from his teenage years as George rolls righ...
Loosely Tied Cog Knack In The Bag
March 14, 2021 22:25 - 55 minutes - 50.7 MBepisode 80. The S.T.T.P crew is back after a brief hiatus and records their first episode at the new Studio Clitauris (George's dining room). The main poison of the episode is cognac and they begin talking about the great Snowpocalypse of 2021. Afterwards, the subjects start to go all over the place, including; googling poop noodles, golden apples, using pop rocks during oral, short people at concerts, sweepstakes involving bags of poop and a beatles album review. Hutch does a Christopher ...
...bit Chez, Got It Comin'
December 24, 2020 04:20 - 57 minutes - 52.2 MBEpisode 78 or 79. Hutch, Adam, are Val are joined by George and Jason for a follow up episode to "Jason's sad libs". Everybody is real drunk, especially Val, and start off with discussions of glass shaped like sonic ice and proper bathroom manners. Adam quotes a few movies and Hutch tells his Willie Nelson story. The guys talk about what ingredients go into seltzers and Val uses some language that's a little naughtier than how she usually talks. George describes his uses of video software ...
Jason's sad libs
December 08, 2020 06:48 - 53 minutes - 49.1 MBepisode 77. Adam, Hutch and Val get together with George and Jason for a couple of recordings. There are more mad libs readings provided by the guests and more drunken ramblings. Adam describes what he saw on a dirty deck of cards. George makes fun of Adam for drinking seltzers. Jason mentions a robotic hand from Japan and Hutch gives random sports talk here and there. Hutch and George talk BBQ. Recorded in HiFi Stereo at Hutch's Garage Special Guests: George Olfson Jason Garcia Music by ...
Be decent to each other
November 26, 2020 16:44 - 48 minutes - 44.7 MBepisode 75. Hutch and Adam have another old fashioned style podcast of drunken anecdotes and random ramblings.
Tinder tips with rotobators on elevators
October 15, 2020 03:10 - 36 minutes - 33.4 MBEpisode 74. Hutch and Mollie co-host for the first time on the podcast. Mollie gives a shout out to ladies on tinder to try to help Adam. Various Mad Libs stories are put together for reading. Hutch and Mollie pretend to be co workers on an elevator with horrible music going on. Adam describes different sexual tools. Recorded in HiFi Stereo at Hutch's Garage Special guests: Adam Craig Val music by Stelt
Smoky, Kid Farts In Pineapple Tinfoil (on Fire)
October 08, 2020 14:45 - 47 minutes - 43.7 MBEpisode 73. Hutch and Adam do a classic one-on-one episode by themselves. The show starts out with a discussion about different ways to masturbate and what Adam did when he first started. The guys do a flavor review with a Steel Reserve tropic storm malt liquor, for which Hutch gives a hilarious description on the taste. Adam brings a food item for a challenge that goes back to an idea they had since the early episodes...and it goes horribly. Hutch provides a Mad Libs book to read passage...
Cheese Wheel Of Death: Life Is A Horror Movie
September 17, 2020 16:13 - 1 hour - 65.9 MBEpisode 72. Hutch and Adam, along with several other guests, gather in Hutch's garage and get super hammered on one of them most graphic episodes ever. The show starts out with Hutch explaining his "cheesewheel" to a very drunk Marnie, who has rather revealing stories about her dad. Adam tells the story of an embarrassing event of one of his friends. The show takes a turn and everyone starts talking about their favorite horror movies...Hutch gets cut off. Recorded in HiFi Stereo in Hutch...
S.T.T.P presents: Mike & Willie's wisdom pt. 3
August 17, 2020 16:11 - 55 minutes - 50.7 MBIn this 3rd installment of Mike & Willie's wisdom, the guys start out trying to figure on what they would do with $1200. Mike describes the difference between different colored waffles and the guys do another old brand beer review. Mike revisits an old hooker story and Willie tells his own story about a neighbor from back in the day. Produced by Adam Craig Recorded in HiFi Stereo at The Exchange Studio in Schertz, TX. music by Stelt
Mistakes were made
August 05, 2020 16:15 - 51 minutes - 47.4 MBEpisode 71. Hutch, Adam and Val get together with special guests Wafflehouse Mollie, Jason, Simone and for the first time on the podcast, Marnie. This episode is probably the stupidest and most low-brow, crudest episode in the entire catalog. It happens to be Adam's bday celebration as he turns 42, and everyone gets hammered (hutch and adam drink mickey's grenades). This episode is also the first to feature a sound board of audio samples. The content goes all over the place, too much to fit...
S.T.T.P presents - Mike & Willie's wisdom pt.2
July 25, 2020 19:44 - 1 hour - 58.1 MBMike and Willie return to Casa de Geckler for another drunken podcast session. The episode starts off with Adam ranting about stale music set lists in the San Antonio cover band scene. Mike gives a shout out to Dallas Moore and Chuck Morpurgo from the Dallas Moore band. The guys do a flavor review of Four Loko's sour mango hard seltzer and Willie describes getting a haircut from Elizabeth. Subjects also range from bad Italian food and how Sonic sucks to various types of prison wine. Willie ...
Let Me Mold You (whats My Mf'n Name?)
July 16, 2020 16:17 - 59 minutes - 54.3 MBAdam, Hutch, Jason and Simone once again have random, drunken discussions. Jason compares different branches of the D.O.D and Adam recalls an embarrassing moment that happened to one of his hs friends, involving cocaine and genitals. Simone gets mad at at Jason and Hutch gives requests for samples of old, classic commercials. Adam passes out for the first time in the show's history. Recorded in Hutch's garage Presented in HiFi Stereo special guests: Jason Simone music by stelt
Bullsh*ttery (im Not Drunk Enough For This)
June 28, 2020 19:33 - 57 minutes - 52.6 MBEpisode 69. In this episode, Hutch, Adam, Simone and special guest Jason get together in the garage to continue more drunken stories, jokes and fake P.S.As. The show starts off with Simone not sharing the bowl and Hutch has a story about an altercation with a dude who wont leave Val alone at his work. Adam re-visits a stripper horror story right before Simone tells a haunted horror story. Dignity and class go out the window as the subject of bathroom humor runs rampant. Jason has a pizza ...
S.T.T.P Presents - Mike & Willie's Wisdom
June 21, 2020 03:06 - 58 minutes - 53.3 MBMike & Willie are back with their new show "Mike & Willie's Wisdom". The show takes off with a rant over the shape of people who let themselves go during the quarantine. Willie yells at Adam for drinking mineral water and Mike describes his ideal fishing experience and his memories of dove ivory soap. There's a review of Texas Pride BBQ and the guys discuss the value and quality of various liquors and beers. The episode concludes with graphic, bathroom subjects. Produced by Adam Craig Rec...
Broken Crow Poster
June 12, 2020 15:47 - 54 minutes - 49.7 MBEpisode 68. Adam and Hutch return to the garage with Simone and special guest Jason, and the drunken randomness continues. The episode starts off by introducing Hutch's new show with Adriel Ramirez called "echoes with Floyd" and the brewery he works at called Back Unturned. They take you on a blast from the past by discussing old school classic NES games and the challenges involved. Adam tries to convince everyone that Hutch owns a real Hanzi sword and first time guest, Jason, delivers a ...
Texas Ex's
June 09, 2020 16:03 - 16 minutes - 14.8 MBEpisode 67. The last of a series of episodes recorded at Casa de Geckler, Mollie proposes an idea of a podcast of her own called "texas ex's". This episode is very brief but entertaining as Adam, Hutch, Val, George and Mollie discuss the differences and challenges of dating vs. married lifestyles. Presented in HiFi stereo no special guests
Sharing Is Scaring
April 03, 2020 04:52 - 53 minutes - 48.5 MBEpisode 66. In this episode, Hutch, Adam, Val and George are joined by special guests Mollie and Yolanda. The subjects and topics include: favorite movies, Al Pacino in "Heat", dudes that are shady, Mollies pee story and gerbil racing. Adam gives a chout out to the Klinge bros and their new podcast "death, texas and tacos". Mollie talks about her new club and "f*cking Hutched" has a new meaning. Yolanda makes a great attempt at an ASMR voice reading of some urban dictionary terms. Adam d...
Dirty Penny Brown
March 26, 2020 04:47 - 59 minutes - 54.8 MBEpisode 65. In this episode, Hutch, Adam, Val and George are joined by Mollie and Yolanda for a series of random crazy drunken stories. Adam almost bores everyone to sleep with his lame record show experience. George finally gets to tell the strip club story he started in the previous episode. Mollie takes in a stray cay named "Hester" and Yolanda talks about the poor bird she hit with her car. Other subjects include: the proper way to stare at boobs, Hutch and Val witnessing a stripper do a...
F.P.B.C
March 18, 2020 03:12 - 55 minutes - 50.7 MBRecorded at Casa de Geckler. Episode 64. In this episode Hutch, Adam and Val are joined by Mollie, the return of George Olfson and brand new guest Yolanda. This is a warm up episode in a series of alcohol & salad fulled rants and ravings...subjects include a sexually delicious calzone from Back Unturned brewery, leather cheerios and who put the "fun" in "dysfunctional". Adam recaps the weekend as he goes through the details of a disaster filled gig, and the events of a nasty bar brawl that ...
Wafflehouse Mollie(Pix Or It Didn't Happen)
March 04, 2020 04:33 - 1 hour - 58.8 MBRecorded at Casa de Geckler. Episode 63. Hutch, Adam and Val are joined by special guests Dylan(blue collar sports dad) and Mollie. Everyone is super hammered and the inhibitions go flying out the window as they discuss comfort items for the zombie apocalypse, the double standards involved with certain 3-way scenarios, and visits to Asian massage parlors. Other awkward subjects include: lights on or off during sex, a lube review and Adam delivers a rather revealing detail about himself thr...
Chicken Tortilla Soup Shot In The Eye With Raging Bananas
February 26, 2020 05:37 - 56 minutes - 51.7 MBRecorded at Casa de Geckler. This is the first recording of 2020. Hutch, Adam and Val are joined by first time guests, Mollie Carey and Dylan(blue collar sports dad). Everyone showed up drunk and the drunken debauchery commenced right away. Hear stories about poorly aimed ejaculations, why Hutch isn't allowed to have Jameson whiskey and the return of Short shart stories...from Schertz. Recorded in HiFi Stereo Special Guests: Dylan from Blue Collar Sports dad Mollie Carey
It Started With An Adam Bomb
February 17, 2020 17:51 - 1 hour - 78.1 MBEpisode 61. Recorded at Casa de Geckler. This is the last recording of 2019, Hutch, Adam and George are super drunk and decide to let go all inhibitions. Hutch and George talk about how they met their wives and how many years they've been married. The guys give a very sincere moment for Adam and George's wife confirms a rather shocking intimate moment. This episode is very sexually graphic. Recorded in HiFi Stereo special guest: Jessica Olfson music by Stelt
S.T.T.P Presents The Fredericast Pt.6
January 08, 2020 04:19 - 33 minutes - 30.3 MBWelcome to the Fredericast pt.6. In this episode, James and Adam wax over various subjects, including: Frozen pot pies 8-bit video games I.P.As taste like crap How we miss Birdcloud Adam's gig with a Metallica tribute James' underwhelming week of fantasy football The problem with too much "wokeness" The best memes of 2019 Recorded in Hifi Stereo at Casa de Geckler Intro song by Stelt No Special Guests
You'll Drink Your Eye Out - A Christmas Story Drinking Game In Real Time
December 25, 2019 08:56 - 1 hour - 90.6 MBRecorded at Casa de Geckler. In this episode. Hutch, Adam and George, along with Jessica H; participate in "A Christmas Story" drinking game (in real time). Recorded in HiFi Stereo Special Guests: Jessica H Music by Stelt
The Hot Noodle Challenge
December 25, 2019 08:44 - 28 minutes - 25.8 MBRecorded at Casa de Geckler. In this episode, everyone takes part in a hot noodle/peppper challenge. George Olfson makes his debut as a new co-host and recites some bigfoot erotica after everyone burns their faces off. Recorded in HiFi Stereo Special Guests: Mandy "the mad redhead" Jessica H Music by Stelt
Eat All The Weenus!
December 25, 2019 03:20 - 39 minutes - 36.5 MBRecorded at Casa de Geckler. Hutch and Adam get together for the last round of recordings for 2019. In this episode, the guys are joined by Mandy "the mad redhead" and Jessica H. Hutch gives a recap on the new Thunderdome podcast, Adam describes a public spanking he witnessed and the P.S.A of this episode covers the problems in dealing with nasty cooch...and why you never go back to front. Learn a little about nature from Jessica, as she describes the bathroom habits of koalas and sloths....
S.T.T.P. Presents The Thunderdome Podcast - Unmotivated Bullsh...
December 13, 2019 15:52 - 15 minutes - 14.6 MBAs we round out the year, we find ourselves losing a battle with motivation. We try to find ways to keep us from diving into a rut and being buried by normalcy.
S.T.T.P Presents: The Fredericast Pt.5
December 13, 2019 05:29 - 1 hour - 81.2 MBRecorded at Casa de Geckler. James Fredericks and Adam Craig sit down to talk about future, bad Star Wars movies, as well as the ones that are already out. Adam compares the main characters from Joker and Taxi Driver. James talks about great examples of cg used in marvel movies. Adam and James give a review of various brands of convenience store snacks and special guest Leo Leal joins in towards the end as the guys go over burnt out local rock radio songs. Presented in HiFi Stereo Specia...
Podcastmorphia And The Handy Tornado Of Talking
December 06, 2019 06:29 - 1 hour - 62.9 MBRecorded at Hutch's garage. Presented in HiFi Stereo. In episode 57, Raul and Priya from the Podcast Diaries join Hutch and Adam for a series of drunken discussions, with multiple conversations going on at once and on top of each other. The group goes over their favorite horror movies and Hutch mentions his experience at the filming site of The Exorcist on his trip to D.C. The subject then turns into a deep discussion about handjobs and whack shacks, which leads into a series of fake P.S.A...
S.T.T.P. Presents The Thunderdome Podcast - Die In A Fire
December 03, 2019 15:56 - 22 minutes - 20.2 MBHutch will inflict ear hole pain as he introduces Taylor to REAL metal! Music by Pantera, Between The Buried And Me, Sepultura; Wu-Tang Clan, System Of A Down, Arch Enemy. We do not own the rights to the music and don't claim to.
The Podcast Diaries (dualcast)
November 27, 2019 05:16 - 1 hour - 65.4 MBRecorded at Hutch's Garage. Presented in HiFi Stereo. Hutch and Adam are joined by Raul Flores and Priya Nair Flores for a dualcast, featuring their show "The Podcast Diaries". Adam talks about his musical beginnings. Raul features some music he composed and there's quite a bit of talking about when everyone started masturbating, and what they used as tools to achieve climax. Special Guests: Raul Flores Priya Nair Flores Music by Stelt and Raul Flores
A Dollar Seventeen Can Go A Long Way
November 20, 2019 17:49 - 43 minutes - 39.8 MBRecorded at Hutch's garage. Presented in HiFi Stereo. Hutch, Adam and Val continue with another P.S.A, asking for donations of $1.17 to s.t.t.p studios. Hutch provides commentary to the Saints/Bears game while Adam tortures him with ASMR sounds. They have a brief discussion about Metal music and how the rock station in San Antonio plays the same old stale set lists. Poor Hutch has to watch his Bears lose while Adam does a smegment about slow farting...which leads to a whole discussion abo...
S.T.T.P. presents The Thunderdome Podcast - Your Kid Sucks
November 19, 2019 15:56 - 27 minutes - 12.8 MBWe were bound to get to this at some point and Mike and Hutch will tell you just how much your kid sucks. Well, maybe not yours but this one sure does. Rule#1, Don't be a dick.
S.T.T.P Presents The Fredericast Pt.4
November 15, 2019 06:32 - 11 minutes - 11 MBRecorded at Casa de Geckler. Presented in HiFi Stereo. This is a brief recording, found in the s.t.t.p archives of James Fredericks and Adam Craig right after new years of 2019. James and Adam mess around with a roland SPD sound pad and talk about what went wrong with Satan. There's steely dan playing in the background the entire time while James and Adam get drunk. Stay tuned for future full length Fredericast episodes. No special Guests Music by Stelt
S.T.T.P presents The Thunderdome podcast - The Grunge Years
November 08, 2019 16:05 - 31 minutes - 21.9 MBTaylor and Hutch will wax on one of our favorite music scenes in history, The Grunge Era. It takes us back in the day where holy jeans and flannel were the thing to wear and we just didn't give a f@#k.
The Grunge Years
November 08, 2019 16:05 - 31 minutes - 21.9 MBTaylor and Hutch will wax on one of our favorite music scenes in history, The Grunge Era. It takes us back in the day where holy jeans and flannel were the thing to wear and we just didn't give a f@#k.
P.b Whiskey & Eggs Bent-a-dick
November 06, 2019 03:52 - 47 minutes - 43.7 MBRecorded at Hutch's Garage. Presented in HiFi Stereo. Episode 54. S.T.T.P returns to the garage in a hilarious episode where Adam, Hutch and Val enjoy a meal at a secret restaurant. Hutch provides random commentary on a Bears vs. Saints game while Val gets hammered. Epstein didn't kill himself and a P.S.A is recorded about dealing with drug addiction and excessive ball sweat. Eric makes a brief return to describe his experience dealing with moving to Washington, and getting situated. No s...