Episodes
The Final Episode
April 19, 2015 05:22 - 1 hour - 1 ByteThat’s right, you probably thought we did the old murder-suicide thing, but we didn’t. In fact, in true SK style, we have six or so episodes that we recorded over the past few months that I may still release. In addition to that, James and I are starting at least two new shows and “YouTube … Continue reading The Final Episode →
Episode 120: Cookie Jimmy
October 17, 2014 08:38 - 1 hour - 1 ByteI know, I know, but seriously, my computer started fucking up and I didn’t handle it very well. I sincerely wish that was just a lame excuse, but at least I talked myself out of throwing my computer against the wall. Join James and I as we discuss life hacks, leaving contacts in too long, … Continue reading Episode 120: Cookie Jimmy →
Episode 119: The Soda Episode
October 14, 2014 00:37 - 1 hour - 1 ByteI sure hope you you still want to listen to these. If you are wondering, “what the fuck happened?” Then tune in everyday this week for new episodes, and a light dip into the darkness that’s pervaded my life the past couple of months (and the decade before that). If it’s all the same, I’m … Continue reading Episode 119: The Soda Episode →
Episode 118: Morris Norris
July 16, 2014 04:41 - 52 minutes - 1 ByteThis episode was recorded when James and I were very sleep deprived. Then I edited it when I was sleep deprived and I am writing this to you now as person who is, in fact, deprived of sleep. So, with all this deprivity in mind, enjoy this episode that has a sort of mad energy. … Continue reading Episode 118: Morris Norris →
Episode 117: No Little Sleep
June 21, 2014 11:38 - 59 minutes - 1 ByteAs members of the band Staind seem fond of saying, It’s been a while. Who knows if they really are fond of it, but it seems that way. I can tell you that James and I discuss loose butthole, songs, the patch, clapping at movies, cock wrappings, milk grades, local recycling bullshit, and much more. … Continue reading Episode 117: No Little Sleep →
Episode 116: Silence Spree
May 29, 2014 10:48 - 1 hour - 1 ByteThis time around James and I talk about shit that’s too funny to describe.
Episode 115: Caged Existence
May 21, 2014 03:24 - 1 hour - 1 ByteWow, I guess no one (except James) reads these. I don’t really hate Red Letter Media, but I do hate that some people have enough money to waste on something like that when people go to bed hungry every night. Reality simply does not make sense to me most of the time. Let’s forget about … Continue reading Episode 115: Caged Existence →
Episode 114: That’s What Mel Gibson Wants
May 08, 2014 20:33 - 1 hour - 1 ByteAlright, since no one reads these I’m going to entertain myself. I officially rescind my support of Red Letter Media. The fact that they turned down $250 to do an hour interview with me was insulting enough, but I understood. Since they refuse to do the one thing that brought them to my and everyone … Continue reading Episode 114: That’s What Mel Gibson Wants →
Episode 113: A Lineage Of Mr Ts
May 01, 2014 15:48 - 1 hour - 1 ByteDose anyone read these? If you read these please let me know. The topics this week include dreams, the dumbest thing I’ve ever done, joke theft, misheard words, blatant marketing to children, characters that then became actors as characters, and much more. This week’s episode is brought to you by The Burger Log from Franklyn … Continue reading Episode 113: A Lineage Of Mr Ts →
Episode 112: A Real Cliffhanger
April 17, 2014 03:28 - 1 hour - 1 ByteWelcome back for another round of insanity. This episode was recorded the day before April Fools. It’s just an excuse, but I really wanted to have nothing to do with that holiday. I feel like a true alcoholic who stays home on St Patrick’s Day. Like I said though, that’s just an excuse. Really, my … Continue reading Episode 112: A Real Cliffhanger →
Episode 111: Mini Carcosa
March 28, 2014 01:26 - 1 hour - 1 ByteIt’s true, two new episodes in as many weeks! Seriously, quit rubbing your eyes, you’ll hurt yourself. This week I only wrote two things down, and one of them we didn’t even get to. So I don’t feel the need to tell you here what that one thing was. Given it’s weight, you’ll know when … Continue reading Episode 111: Mini Carcosa →
Episode 110: Hey There, I’m Famous Golfer Jack Nicklaus, How’s It Goin’?
March 19, 2014 20:50 - 1 hour - 1 ByteAs Scott Aukerman (director of the President) might say IT’S BEEN…(chuckle) quite a while since we’ve released an episode. WELL THAT ENDS TODAY! I’m releasing an episode right now, in fact. If you wanna know the real truth, if your reading this, I’ve already written it. Chances are I’m watching a TV show or playing … Continue reading Episode 110: Hey There, I’m Famous Golfer Jack Nicklaus, How’s It Goin’? →
Episode 109: Cleft Behind or Toiling 2: Electric Boogaloo
February 18, 2014 06:04 - 56 minutes - 1 ByteIt’s been awhile, we’re glad you still here. You mean more to us than you’ll ever know. Well maybe you know it now…who knows. I must admit this week is pretty heavy. Typically, Valentines Day signals the lowest point of my seasonal depression so the next episode will be a lot lighter. Don’t fear though, … Continue reading Episode 109: Cleft Behind or Toiling 2: Electric Boogaloo →
Episode 108: Humans Be Assholes
January 28, 2014 20:30 - 1 hour - 1 ByteIf you’re anything like me, you’re still writing 2013 on all your podcast episodes. This week James and I discuss questionable uses of a star’s likeness, counterfeit Chinese eggs, excuses for my stand up performance, insulting credit card names, the problem with legal weed in Colorado, demographics, insanely expensive Nintendo games, bored writers, and much … Continue reading Episode 108: Humans Be Assholes →
Episode 107: It’s Tuesday Morning
January 14, 2014 16:55 - 1 hour - 1 ByteWell it finally happened, we have a concrete release day for our show. I hate spoilers, so I won’t ruin it by telling you here what day we picked. You’ll have to listen to find out. This week you’ll also find out about a ton of other stuff too like where tube socks are made, … Continue reading Episode 107: It’s Tuesday Morning →
Episode 106: Gittin Helt
January 07, 2014 14:57 - 1 hour - 1 ByteAre you ready for this? This BOTH the last episode of 2013 AND the first episode of 2014! Doesn’t that blow your mind? It doesn’t? You figured out that it’s been recorded for a long time, and I’m just now getting around to releasing it? Got it. First off I need to break it to … Continue reading Episode 106: Gittin Helt →
Episode 105: That’s Not The Episode Title
December 25, 2013 11:36 - 1 hour - 1 ByteHappy holidays *gun cocks* …and merry Christmas! James and I don’t talk about any of that and instead discuss the definition of insanity, fake sign language, pick-up artist swarms, eBay, corporate racism, rich assholes setting dangerous precedents, and much more. There’s also Jon Feist Writes, a visit from the electronics hater Dustin Cathair, and a … Continue reading Episode 105: That’s Not The Episode Title →
Episode 104: A Zellweger
December 13, 2013 23:46 - 1 hour - 1 ByteWelcome back, and if this is your first episode…then where ya’ been you old so-and-so? Kick you shoes off, crank up the space heater, and hit play! This week James and I discuss the Robocop remake, what to do with old malls, British cigarette renaming, new oldies, edited movies, fake Big Macs, and much more. … Continue reading Episode 104: A Zellweger →
Episode 103: Rich Person Reality Show
December 05, 2013 04:51 - 1 hour - 1 ByteJames and I hope you enjoyed you Thanksgiving. Now you have us to help gird you for the coming Christmas onslaught. This week James and I talk about eBay, eBay, and eBay. I’m only mostly kidding. Tonight’s episode is brought to you by Richard Casing’s Sausage Casings for your Sausage and Dick Sleeves. Links: Wifi … Continue reading Episode 103: Rich Person Reality Show →
Episode 102: He Died Under Those Nintendo Games
November 29, 2013 08:46 - 1 hour - 1 ByteSay fuck black friday, with it’s grotesque consumerism, and stay home to enjoy a free podcast in the comfort of your home. This week James and I talk about too much to mention, such as the danger of eBay, Bill Gate’s condom initiative, the threatening nature of ski masks, retro video game reviews, and much … Continue reading Episode 102: He Died Under Those Nintendo Games →
Episode 101: I Used To Chat As Kravitz On Hallucinet
November 21, 2013 15:04 - 1 hour - 1 ByteJoin James and I this week as we talk about a couple of the new fall TV shows, the insane paradox of porno theaters, the difference between a joint and a cigarette, Rob “The Crack Smoking Mayor of Toronto” Ford, a couple less than new movies, medical apparatuses, and much more. Erica Rae and Let … Continue reading Episode 101: I Used To Chat As Kravitz On Hallucinet →
Episode 100: Celebrate
November 12, 2013 09:48 - 1 hour - 1 ByteWe’re back and bett..well, as good as ever. I’m actually kidding about the modesty this time folks, because this episode is just like a positive response in the 1970s…solid. That’s right, join us for energetic conversations on candy, air fresheners, the false sense of safety received from driving a big vehicle, nearly pointless options for … Continue reading Episode 100: Celebrate →
Episode 99: That As The Picture
October 24, 2013 08:57 - 1 hour - 1 ByteNext week is the big second year anniversary for the show, however we have nothing special planned (sorry). If you ask me, every episode is special. Anyway this week James and I talk about the perfect place to spend counterfeit money, suspicious rednecks, little psycho boys growing boobs, the house stenographer losing her shit, red … Continue reading Episode 99: That As The Picture →
Episode 98: Gankster
October 17, 2013 16:17 - 1 hour - 1 ByteThis week we have something you want to hear! We have an exclusive interview with Horatio Sanz, Paul F Tompkins, and Scott Aukerman recorded after the Comedy Bang Bang live show in Milwaukee. I talk about the trip as a whole, make fun of hotels, and try to relay the misery of a nine and … Continue reading Episode 98: Gankster →
Episode 97: Fur Couch
October 14, 2013 09:55 - 1 hour - 1 ByteThings start out as heavy as they ever have this week, but it doesn’t last long. What does last long is an extra-special, life-changing Jon Feist Writes. Of course we also talk about a ton of disparate shit. Listen to find out what it is. This episode is brought to you by Godamitol.
Episode 96: Poltergoosed
October 04, 2013 00:47 - 1 hour - 1 ByteIt’s been a long run of guests lately, so this week James and I decided to keep it simple…and get back to basics…and a dozen other meaningless cliches that I can rattle off at a moments notice. I’m not sure if it’s clear based on that pile of shit I just typed, but it’s just … Continue reading Episode 96: Poltergoosed →
Episode 95: Drinkin’ And Shootin’
September 29, 2013 10:57 - 1 hour - 1 ByteThis week James and I are joined by our good friend Adrian. On top of being a great dude, he’s also in the rock group The Magentlemen. We talk about the local music scene, high school injustice, governmental injustice, racism in America, cheap tracking devices, racist bullets. Then we realized how dark it was getting … Continue reading Episode 95: Drinkin’ And Shootin’ →
Episode 94: Friday The 13th
September 20, 2013 11:38 - 2 hours - 1 ByteIt’s that time again! Our good buddy, Jason Voorhees stops by for a third time. Also this week we are joined by Brent and Noah, the creators of Bones to Pick on Very Mint Comics. We talk about their comic, Brent tells some serious stories, and things get sort of heavy, but then there is … Continue reading Episode 94: Friday The 13th →
Bonus Episode 12: Sorry Steinblogger
September 17, 2013 03:22 - 1 hour - 1 ByteSteinblogger’s Stephen skypes with us about small city sex scandals, some Superman stuff, sorta strange safety speeches, as well as straight up shitty summer cinema shlock. (ALLITERATION!) Links: Stephen’s podcast Winfield sex scandal David Lynch’s coffee commercial #1 David Lynch’s coffee commercial #2
Episode 93: Serendipity
September 11, 2013 06:12 - 1 hour - 1 ByteThis week on the show James and I welcome our friend Mason from the bands Better The Devil, and Aaron Traffas Band into the studio. We talk about his bands, royalty checks, 69th birthday parties, serendipity, racist cops, banking hours, and much more. Plus, I give the resolution to the drunk hitting my car fiasco … Continue reading Episode 93: Serendipity →
Episode 92: The Foxy By Proxy Revue
September 02, 2013 14:52 - 1 hour - 1 ByteThis week we have Scarlet Harlot and Monzie Leo from Lawrence’s premier burlesque stage show, The Foxy By Proxy Revue. Never before have James and I met the guests for the first time in real life right before the start of the show. Speaking for myself, we were a bit nervous. As you’ll hear, we … Continue reading Episode 92: The Foxy By Proxy Revue →
Episode 91: Casual School For Adults, Online
August 27, 2013 13:25 - 1 hour - 1 ByteThere’s a new wind blowing ladies and dudes. Can you feel it? Humid and heavy with the aroma of bullshit. Welcome any and all new listeners. This is a good place to start because this episode we talk about combat juggling, Ben Affleck as Batman, getting Doug Benson high, going to Wisconsin, the Goldilocks zone, … Continue reading Episode 91: Casual School For Adults, Online →
Episode 68: The Lost Episode
August 21, 2013 12:06 - 1 hour - 1 ByteIt’s been five months, but we finally found our lost episode. Coincidentally enough, the episode we lost was our Sorry, Kansas Loves Lost episode…can you believe that? Our friend Mark joins us to discuss the ups, the downs, and the hippie grocery store we all worked at together when Lost was in it’s heyday. Be … Continue reading Episode 68: The Lost Episode →
Episode 90: Sweethearts Of The Galaxy
August 14, 2013 01:19 - 1 hour - 1 ByteThis week James and I interview the stars of the new web series Sweethearts Of The Galaxy, Kit Quinn and Tallest Silver. We talk about working on the series, the Guild of Calamitous Intent rings, costuming in general, The Venture Brothers, Star Trek, The Watchmen, comics, comic conventions, and of course much more. Stay tuned … Continue reading Episode 90: Sweethearts Of The Galaxy →
Episode 89: Right Off The Bat
August 06, 2013 09:50 - 1 hour - 1 ByteThis week’s topics include renting cable, the power of words, mind over matter, moving day, and much more. Also featured are Jon Feist Writes and Neck Deep In Shatner. Incomplete is by Shine. Links: Shine’s soundcloud Take comedy seriously Free music Free sound effects
Episode 88: This Is How Science Started
July 31, 2013 11:14 - 1 hour - 1 ByteWe’ve got guests galore for this episode. There’s James’ wife Angela, we also call our old friend Ryan, and after all that none other than Jeremy Irons and The Fart show up! Frankly, it’s almost too much to handle, but I trust you folks…you’re obviously smart. Some of the things we talk about this episode … Continue reading Episode 88: This Is How Science Started →
Episode 87: Sorry, Kansas Loves Star Trek
July 28, 2013 05:17 - 1 hour - 1 ByteThis week James and I are joined by our friend Nathan to discuss one of my favorite subjects, Star Trek. As I relistened to this, I was surprised to hear all of say Star Track more than once (sorry, kansas). This episode is full of fond memories, playful ribbing at some of Star Trek’s more … Continue reading Episode 87: Sorry, Kansas Loves Star Trek →
Episode 86: Fifty Shades Of Eat Shit Lady
July 22, 2013 04:17 - 1 hour - 1 ByteMy apologies, this episode has been recorded for over a week and I’m just now releasing it. I wish I had a proper reason for you fine folks, but you know…(trails off). Speaking of late, James and I were both late to the studio when we recorded this. Luckily The Fart didn’t notice that his … Continue reading Episode 86: Fifty Shades Of Eat Shit Lady →
Episode 85: Welcome To Walmartia
July 09, 2013 20:13 - 1 hour - 1 ByteLet me start off by saying that I’m sorry that I got so drunk during this episode. In fact, James made a photo recently that I feel captures my sentiments exactly: The topics this week include youthful exuberance, viewing footage of fancy new 4K resolution, the definition of cannibal, homelessness, Wal-Mart declaring it’s independence, toothpick … Continue reading Episode 85: Welcome To Walmartia →
Episode 84: Bicycle Face
July 02, 2013 06:34 - 1 hour - 1 ByteIt’s been such a crazy week in the news, that James and Jon felt that they would be remiss if they didn’t discuss it. In doing so they happened into an excellent format. The first thirty minutes is all current events and outrage. The second thirty minutes is spent on Jon Feist Writes. The final … Continue reading Episode 84: Bicycle Face →
Episode 83: A Pack Of Greasers
June 26, 2013 07:55 - 1 hour - 1 ByteI know, it’s been a long and hellish week and it ain’t over by a damn sight. So take a load off and listen to two dude in Kansas talk about the smell of a Goodwill, creepy plastic baby dolls, Dan Harmon’s return to Community, good penis days, ice, some business, and much more. Plus … Continue reading Episode 83: A Pack Of Greasers →
Episode 82: Other People’s Podcasts #1
June 18, 2013 12:14 - 1 hour - 1 ByteThis week James and I decided to talk about some other podcasts that you may not have heard of. Michigan’s Divided By Zero and Australia’s The Half Scoop. Both are very funny shows that make it apparent that viable entertainment is available in abundance. If you don’t agree, at the end of the episode I … Continue reading Episode 82: Other People’s Podcasts #1 →
Episode 81: Not Really Bible Appropriate
June 12, 2013 00:05 - 1 hour - 1 ByteThis past weekend James’ son was visiting the grandparents, so I drug all of the recording gear over there to stink up the place. Since the only success of episode 80 was the discovery that our call-in box worked, we decided to call our good friend Steve during Jon Feist writes. The result is long, … Continue reading Episode 81: Not Really Bible Appropriate →
Episode 80: The Episode That Never Should Have Been
June 09, 2013 07:09 - 49 minutes - 1 ByteAs you may have guessed from the title, we were a little off our game this night. Jon told James no less than three wildly different ideas for this episode none of which did he prepare for. After the fact, Jon’s only excuses are that he’s not high, he’s been dissed by AM talk show … Continue reading Episode 80: The Episode That Never Should Have Been →
Episode 79: Little Jon Draper
June 03, 2013 03:05 - 1 hour - 1 ByteThis is a crazy episode folks as I (Jon) decided to get drunk during it. The result is annoyingly funny and high spirited. The topics this week include (but are by no means limited to) getting mistaken for a heroine addict, twin beds, recycling, gay scout fallout, weed tips, inner monologues, and much more. This … Continue reading Episode 79: Little Jon Draper →
Episode 78: Fuck You Hollywood
May 28, 2013 06:11 - 1 hour - 1 ByteJust a quick warning, I spoil Star Trek Into Darkness. Probably not a big deal at this point, but fair warning. Welcome to a very special episode of Sorry, Kansas. This week we spend the whole episode talking about the current state of Hollywood and some of it’s most celebrated as well as it’s under-appreciated … Continue reading Episode 78: Fuck You Hollywood →
Episode 77: Eloquent As Always, James or Fuck Is The Janitor Of Language
May 20, 2013 20:13 - 1 hour - 1 ByteReturning champ Angela is a guest on our show for an astonishing fourth time! She can only stay for an hour due to responsibilities, but that’s long enough to participate in some S,K style improv. You know the kind. Some of the topics brought up this episode include the meaning of disposable, rhino horn, Byron … Continue reading Episode 77: Eloquent As Always, James or Fuck Is The Janitor Of Language →
Episode 76: I’m Getting Twitter Bitter
May 14, 2013 22:37 - 1 hour - 1 ByteIt’s been a while since we’ve had any “special” guests on, and this week we have two! First off, Lady Mallory Cunlingishire pops in for a bit. Then, our old pal “Dr” Chunt Montgumry is magically summoned into the studio once again. This week James and Jon talk about the dick of the banana, reality … Continue reading Episode 76: I’m Getting Twitter Bitter →
Episode 75: The Future Middle Ages
May 08, 2013 07:03 - 1 hour - 1 ByteWe have a guest this week and it’s none other than the co-creator of the Joke Machine, Jack! Past listeners of the show will be glad to know that Jack is the first guest to try out our third microphone! That’s right, we are really coming into our own. This week we talk about futuristic … Continue reading Episode 75: The Future Middle Ages →
Episode 74: The Apocalypse Is Coming! Somebody Quick, Piss The Last Supper In The Snow So That We’ll Be Saved
April 30, 2013 13:03 - 1 hour - 1 ByteThe topics this week are a secret. You’ll have to listen if you wanna find out what we talk about. This episode is brought to you by Dictators. Walt Jr as a “sexy badass” An excerpt from Walt Jr’s memoir Like us on Facebook Buy James Adomian’s Album $10,000 if you’re willing to waste $500.000 … Continue reading Episode 74: The Apocalypse Is Coming! Somebody Quick, Piss The Last Supper In The Snow So That We’ll Be Saved →