Somebody's Listening
30 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 3 years ago -Nobody cared who we were when we were standups, and not much will change now that that's over. What keeps us going is that, no matter how bad it gets, someone, somewhere, is listening.
theme music by Connor Quigley (https://www.instagram.com/connorquigley/)
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Episodes
Weinstein Wasn't Kosher
May 27, 2021 15:02Kevin and Dave discuss their various health issues. Kevin tries to play self-help guru, a position he is not qualified for. The boys also come to the conclusion that the Bible is stupid.
Two Pricks This Time
May 12, 2021 04:03 - 54 minutes - 50 MBFresh off his 2nd shot, Kevin is joined by his neighbor Bryan. In this laid-back episode, they discuss their lives as the world returns to normal, 90% of which involves recreational drug use. Oops!
Pricked by An Angel!
April 21, 2021 14:47 - 43 minutes - 80.4 MBSorry for inconsistent release cycle on this free podcast that no one listens to! Kevin is half pricked! Poke, poke, poke! Kevin goes on to discuss how useless it is to point out hypocrisy, and generally how dumb everyone is, regardless of their beliefs. Dave derails the conversation and makes the whole episode about aliens instead.
Live from the Space Hotel
March 16, 2021 21:36 - 43 minutes - 80.1 MBKevin fantasizes about what life might be like after reading about the soon-to-be-launched Space Hotel. He reflects on the credibility of CNN, who broke this fantastic amazing news. He thinks about talking about cancel culture but decided not to because it's a very boring subject.
Texans Fans Can't Handle It
March 02, 2021 04:19 - 52 minutes - 47.7 MBKevin discusses the biggest news story of the week, Emma Watson's retirement from acting. He also shares tales of being stuck in Austin during the "big storm", idiot Texas politicians, and self-righteous doomers. Fans won't be able to handle this one!!
Servers, Racks, And Switches
January 26, 2021 17:07 - 57 minutes - 52.7 MBKevin tries to talk about iced tea but quickly pivots to the fallacy of Amazon "censoring" neo-nazis. Other topics of discussion include cancer cure conspiracies, and "The Housewives", a label Kevin gives to every TV show that he's never watched
Tear A Piece Of Paper
January 13, 2021 21:38 - 39 minutes - 91.3 MBHappy New Year Folks! Kevin and Dave talk Capitol Riots, media phantasms, and generally goofy stuff! We're cooking with fire now! Woohoo!
Fogle In The Outfield
January 06, 2021 01:55 - 57 minutes - 132 MBWe're back! After an unannounced and completely unjustified holiday hiatus, we are BACK in action! Kevin and Dave discuss New Year's Resolutions, Lizzo's new diet, and what THEY would do if they were billionaires. We are excited to bring you more exciting episodes in 2021!
The Elliot Page Episode
December 08, 2020 01:26 - 55 minutes - 101 MBKevin is very happy for Hollywood's bravest actor, Elliot Page, and he has a stern message for anyone who feels otherwise. Inspired by Elliot, Kevin decides to be honest with himself and his audience by sharing his own truth. We also talk about the pretentiousness of the Oscars, diet-based depression tips, and the Hollywood penis exchange.
4 PM Beer
November 29, 2020 17:08 - 54 minutes - 49.5 MBIt's Kevin's favorite day of the year! Kevin talks early beers, Thanksgiving Eves past & present, the transition to Christmas music, and many more holiday traditions. Crack open a cold one and enjoy this with your leftovers!
We Saved America!
November 19, 2020 00:21 - 54 minutes - 98.9 MB* This episode is very late. This is bound to happen sometime on an unmonetized podcast. In a perfect world, we'd get paid to make this, and then we would be able to commit to our schedule better. Tell your friends and rate us on Apple to help get us there! * Comedian Matt Fanikos joins Kevin in the studio to rejoice at the massive victory of Joe Biden, and the pair lists the problems that no longer exist now that Biden is president. Matt is a little shy and it's clear that he's not real...
Gay David
November 06, 2020 02:15 - 57 minutes - 52.3 MBElection Day has passed but there's no result in sight. One thing is for certain though, Kevin is extremely hung over. Boston comic Tommy O'Deed stops by to help Kevin get through this one. It's a real blue pow-wow where we discuss sex, drugs, and the fate of the failed American state Tommy O'Deed: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpcTsRwItQFWcimPrMLoZpQ
Vote In The Way of Jesus
October 29, 2020 17:41 - 57 minutes - 131 MBIt's election season folks! Kevin discusses his experience voting as well as a longstanding beef with a senile member of the community. Kevin reminds listeners to strive to live by the example of Jesus Christ while Dave tempts listeners to the wicked ways of Satan
Zuckerberg did COVID!
October 22, 2020 19:17 - 35 minutes - 32.6 MBKevin isn't feeling well so he records a slightly shorter episode from his apartment. He laments his decision to rejoin facebook, shares fun conspiracy theories, and announces that he's officially a tik tok guy now Hopefully he'll be firing on all cylinders again next week!
Two News
October 15, 2020 17:56 - 106 MBKevin has head an eventful week traveling to the great states of New York and New Hampshire. He also visited Rhode Island too but that doesn't begin with "new" Subjects discussed include the perks of outdoor comedy, models who sit on sports cars, the great outdoors, future Supreme Court Justice Amy Coney Barrett, and the inherent sexual nature of nudity.
Hogless and Labe-less
October 09, 2020 03:36 - 1 hour - 113 MBYet again, celebrities have insulted us with another patronizing PSA, but this time, they made it personal. Kevin discusses ways that they could improve their methods, as well as Donald Trump's COVID diagnosis, and the mentality of people who watch the Vice Presidential Debates. Kevin came in swingin' this week, and Dave wears space bandit disguise for some reason. Other subjects discussed include Comedy Central's fall from grace, New England icon Ernie Boch Jr, Claudia Conway, Californi...
Hogless and Labe-less
October 09, 2020 03:36 - 1 hour - 111 MBYet again, celebrities have insulted us with another patronizing PSA, but this time, they made it personal. Kevin discusses ways that they could improve their methods, as well as Donald Trump's COVID diagnosis, and the mentality of people who watch the Vice Presidential Debates. Kevin came in swingin' this week, and Dave wears space bandit disguise for some reason. Other subjects discussed include Comedy Central's fall from grace, New England icon Ernie Boch Jr, Claudia Conway, Californi...
The Vomit Chronicles
October 01, 2020 21:57 - 1 hour - 82.7 MBSober October is here! Kevin talks detoxing and recounts many memorable stories of various outings that he ruined by vomiting. Kevin and Dave share their thoughts on the debate but then lose interest and change the subject.
A Man and His Rat
September 24, 2020 19:28 - 1 hour - 84.2 MBIn this delayed episode, Kevin discusses some hard hitting issues like ear gauges, septum piercings, pet rats, and the arrogance of pregnant women. Kevin is joined by his new producer, Dave, signified by a noticeable upgrade in audio quality
History Of Tamworth
September 16, 2020 19:33 - 53 minutes - 73.6 MBSorry for the delay on this one, Kevin was fat and sad yesterday. Ate an entire 17 inch Hawaiian pizza. In this episode, Kevin discusses scratch ticket gambits, his recent trip to the White Mountains, reviews a horrible movies about rivers, and briefly reviews the history of a quaint New England town, which ultimately reveals why America broke off from British rule.
Invitation To Connect
September 08, 2020 02:27 - 55 minutes - 76.8 MBIn this minimum-preparation episode, Kevin shares secret celebrity gossip, endorses a local politician, libels a local "journalist"(as a bit), and talks about what he does and does not like about America's least favorite social network(LinkedIn) which leads to a shoutout to all-time motivational content creator Brendan Rogers Kevin also shares some thoughts on his old catholic high school, which undeniably made him the thing he is today
Sex Bot That You Can't Actually Touch
September 01, 2020 20:06 - 1 hour - 94 MBBoston comedian Dan Reardon (@realreadon) comes by Kevin's apartment with his very own microphone. They talk shop about the return of live comedy, and the hellish wasteland that is Twitter comedy. They also discuss a comedy special that neither of them have bothered to even watch. It's a real hoot!
20 Amazing Saddam Hussein Execution Facts
August 26, 2020 01:15 - 59 minutes - 82 MBIn this on-time episode, Kevin expresses his concern for those who watch televised political conventions, the shift to digital dating, and longs for the age of 2006 youtube. This all culminates in his instant classic "20 Amazing Saddam Hussein Execution Facts Routine"
Be Honest With Yourself
August 20, 2020 04:16 - 56 minutes - 77.1 MBIn this slightly-delayed episode, Kevin goes through his horrible week, including vague threats, a serious torso injury, a failed hiking expedition, and multiple horrible job interviews. Pretentious guy that he is, he tries to draw a lesson from these experiences and impart it on his viewers
Taken for Granite
August 11, 2020 22:58 - 1 hour - 102 MBTired the dumb and lame city, Kevin retreats to the wilderness of the White Mountains, where he is joined by Patrick, airbnb host and microphone owner. Many fun things are discussed in this laid-back outdoor episode
Hands-On America
August 04, 2020 20:02 - 51 minutes - 71 MBIn possibly the least-prepared episode yet, Kevin spends much of the runtime doing an impression of Joe Biden. Other topics discussed include wacky people making hate speech at open mics, drama in Kevin's favorite local facebook group, and Ben Shapiro's sister follow Kevin on twitter at https://twitter.com/quigLeagueChew
Your Wife Is A Whore: The Musical
July 27, 2020 18:58 - 54 minutes - 74.5 MBAfter a long haitus, Kevin forgoes guests to record the first ever solo episode, and discuss hard hitting subjects such as church moms, unexpected sexual prospects, and elitist theatre fanatics. follow Kevin on Twitter at @quigLeagueChew
Beefing A Friend For The End Of The World
May 07, 2020 21:52 - 1 hour - 130 MBHoly heck! Been a while since an episode dropped. My fault, i've been in the fetal position this whole time. My old friend Eric Penza hops on the program this time. Eric is a NASCAR technician, sports fan, and North Shore Roast beef enthusiast Kevin: https://twitter.com/quigLeagueChew Eric: https://twitter.com/Pennzoil90
Send Comics, Guns, and Money
April 05, 2020 21:36 - 1 hour - 144 MBBoston Comedian Will Noonan joins us to talk about how he's been adapting to the changing times. Then, local comic and gun enthusiast Pete Andrews join to talk about a subject thats on everyone's mind
The End Of The World Is All About Me
March 24, 2020 04:36 - 1 hour - 110 MBIn our debut episode, we ask local content creator Chris Justice(Breaking Balls) his thoughts on Tom Brady's ties to Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein, among other things. As a special treat, New York comedian and Boston native Alex Giampapa(Funny or Die, Actual News Podcast) calls in to share his thoughts on the immediate and lasting effects the stay-at-home order will have on the world of comedy. Breaking Balls: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJMeLP8hzDS95rhFE6XvHdQ Alex Giampapa...