Episode 191: Who put kubernetes in my Mesosphere?

Renaming to align with kunernetes and JEDI master Trump.
Buy Coté’s book dirt cheap (https://leanpub.com/digitalwtf/c/sdt)! And check out his other book that this guy likes (https://www.linkedin.com/feed/update/urn:li:activity:6559881947412340736/).
Mood board:
Have either of you ever eaten dog meat?
He easily slides into meataterian.
Skype would be terrible if it weren’t so great!
Follow the foot-stones
Going up the well
I like dogs, what I don’t like is additional responsibility.
My life is mostly avoiding more responsibility
Sorry about your dog…
Oyster and Opals.
Dogs and trains
Once you get to Atlanta, trains be like, fuck that shit.
I’m going to write that down and look at it when I’m depressed.
Who put kubernetes in my Mesosphere?
Not investment advice.
2 to 3 yards of J2EE books.
If you put it into a container, you’ll probably be OK.
Relevant to your interests
Mesosphere changes name to D2IQ, shifts focus to Kubernetes, cloud native (https://techcrunch.com/2019/08/05/mesosphere-changes-name-to-d2iq-shifts-focus-to-kubernetes-cloud-native/)
IBM fuses its software with Red Hat’s to launch hybrid-cloud juggernaut (https://www.networkworld.com/article/3429596/ibm-fuses-its-software-with-red-hats-to-launch-hybrid-cloud-juggernaut.html#tk.rss_all)
After Trump cites Amazon concerns, Pentagon reexamines $10 billion JEDI cloud contract process (https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2019/08/01/after-trump-cites-amazon-concerns-pentagon-re-examines-billion-jedi-cloud-contract-process/)
Your multicloud strategy is all wrong (https://www.infoworld.com/article/3428682/your-multicloud-strategy-is-all-wrong.html)
A Technical Analysis of the Capital One Hack (https://blog.cloudsploit.com/a-technical-analysis-of-the-capital-one-hack-a9b43d7c8aea?gi=85e88964a741)
Dynatrace S-1 Analysis — Tracing a Transition (https://medium.com/memory-leak/dynatrace-s-1-analysis-tracing-a-transition-3c92896e8d29)
NetApp Stock Is Tumbling After the Company Warned That Tech Spending Was Slowing (https://www.barrons.com/articles/netapp-stock-tumbles-after-warning-of-slowing-tech-spending-51564761782)
Will Uber ever make money? Day of reckoning looms for ride-sharing firm (https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2019/aug/04/uber-ride-share-lyft-ipo-earnings)
It’s the end of the big-data era: HPE to acquire MapR’s assets (https://siliconangle.com/2019/08/05/end-big-data-era-hpe-acquire-maprs-assets/)
Microsoft launches Azure Security Lab, expands bug bounty rewards (https://www.zdnet.com/article/microsoft-announces-azure-security-lab-azure-bug-bounty-expansion/)
Nonsense
Alabama teen wins PowerPoint World Championship (https://www.al.com/news/huntsville/2019/08/alabama-teen-wins-powerpoint-world-championship.html)
Airlines are finally fixing the middle seat (https://www.fastcompany.com/90377949/airlines-are-finally-fixing-the-middle-seat)
Why is called an Oyster Card? (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oyster_card)
Sponsors
SolarWinds Papertrail (https://papertrailapp.com/?utm_source=podcast&utm_medium=direct-link&utm_campaign=sdt)
TrackJS (https://trackjs.com/sdt/)
Conferences, et. al.
August 12th to 15th - Cloudbees DevOps World and Jenkins World (https://www.cloudbees.com/devops-world/san-francisco), San Francisco - use the code GOLOCAL for a discount. Also in Lisbon, Dec 3rd to 5th (https://www.cloudbees.com/devops-world/lisbon).
August 30th - Agile Scotland, Glasgow (https://www.agilescotland.com/august) - Coté giving 90 minute workshop (https://www.agilescotland.com/august#comp-jwjlafj0__item1inlineContent-gridWrapper). Use the code AS-SPEAKER-MICHAEL for a discount: from £70 to £56.13.
Sep 26th to 27th - DevOpsDays London (https://devopsdays.org/events/2019-london/welcome/) - Coté at the Pivotal table, come get free shit.
Oct 7th to 10th - SpringOne Platform, Oct 7th to 10th, Austin Texas (https://springoneplatform.io/) - get $200 off registration before August 20th, and $200 more if you use the code S1P200_Coté (make sure to use the accented e). Come to the EMEA party (https://connect.pivotal.io/EMEA-Cocktail-Reception-S1P-2019.html) if you’re in EMEA.
Oct 9th to 10th - Cloud Expo Asia (https://www.cloudexpoasia.com/) Singapore, Oct 9th and 10th
Oct 10th to 11th - DevOpsDays Sydney 2019 (http://devopsdays.org/events/2019-sydney/), October 10th and 11th
December - 2019, a city near you: The 2019 SpringOne Tours are posted (http://springonetour.io/): Toronto Dec 2nd and 3rd (https://springonetour.io/2019/toronto), São Paulo Dec 11th and 12th (https://springonetour.io/2019/sao-paulo).
December 12-13 2019 - Kubernetes Summit Sydney (https://events.linuxfoundation.org/events/kubernetes-summit-sydney-2019/)
SDT news & hype
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Brandon built the Quick Concall iPhone App (https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/quick-concall/id1399948033?mt=8) and he wants you to buy it for $0.99.
Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, (https://leanpub.com/digitalwtf/c/sdt) Digital WTF (https://leanpub.com/digitalwtf/c/sdt), so $5 total.
Recommendations
Brandon: Hard Knocks (https://www.hbo.com/hard-knocks) and Last Chance U (https://www.netflix.com/title/80091742).
Matt: Tim Hecker: An Imaginary Country (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuXxwXWPz2Y).
Coté: Slouching Towards Bethlehem (https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/424.Slouching_Towards_Bethlehem), Joan Didion.
Outro: “Depreston,” (http://youtube.com/watch?v=1NVOawOXxSA) Courtney Barnett.

Renaming to align with kunernetes and JEDI master Trump.

Buy Coté’s book dirt cheap! And check out his other book that this guy likes.

Mood board:

Have either of you ever eaten dog meat?
He easily slides into meataterian.
Skype would be terrible if it weren’t so great!
Follow the foot-stones
Going up the well
I like dogs, what I don’t like is additional responsibility.
My life is mostly avoiding more responsibility
Sorry about your dog…
Oyster and Opals.
Dogs and trains
Once you get to Atlanta, trains be like, fuck that shit.
I’m going to write that down and look at it when I’m depressed.
Who put kubernetes in my Mesosphere?
Not investment advice.
2 to 3 yards of J2EE books.
If you put it into a container, you’ll probably be OK.

Relevant to your interests

Mesosphere changes name to D2IQ, shifts focus to Kubernetes, cloud native
IBM fuses its software with Red Hat’s to launch hybrid-cloud juggernaut
After Trump cites Amazon concerns, Pentagon reexamines $10 billion JEDI cloud contract process
Your multicloud strategy is all wrong
A Technical Analysis of the Capital One Hack
Dynatrace S-1 Analysis — Tracing a Transition
NetApp Stock Is Tumbling After the Company Warned That Tech Spending Was Slowing
Will Uber ever make money? Day of reckoning looms for ride-sharing firm
It’s the end of the big-data era: HPE to acquire MapR’s assets
Microsoft launches Azure Security Lab, expands bug bounty rewards

Nonsense

Alabama teen wins PowerPoint World Championship
Airlines are finally fixing the middle seat
Why is called an Oyster Card?

Sponsors

SolarWinds Papertrail
TrackJS

Conferences, et. al.

August 12th to 15th - Cloudbees DevOps World and Jenkins World, San Francisco - use the code GOLOCAL for a discount. Also in Lisbon, Dec 3rd to 5th.
August 30th - Agile Scotland, Glasgow - Coté giving 90 minute workshop. Use the code AS-SPEAKER-MICHAEL for a discount: from £70 to £56.13.
Sep 26th to 27th - DevOpsDays London - Coté at the Pivotal table, come get free shit.
Oct 7th to 10th - SpringOne Platform, Oct 7th to 10th, Austin Texas - get $200 off registration before August 20th, and $200 more if you use the code S1P200_Coté (make sure to use the accented e). Come to the EMEA party if you’re in EMEA.
Oct 9th to 10th - Cloud Expo Asia Singapore, Oct 9th and 10th
Oct 10th to 11th - DevOpsDays Sydney 2019, October 10th and 11th
December - 2019, a city near you: The 2019 SpringOne Tours are posted: Toronto Dec 2nd and 3rd, São Paulo Dec 11th and 12th.
December 12-13 2019 - Kubernetes Summit Sydney

SDT news & hype

Join us in Slack.
Send your postal address to [email protected] and we will send you free laptop stickers!
Follow us on Twitter, Instagram or LinkedIn
Listen to the Software Defined Interviews Podcast. Check out the back catalog.
Brandon built the Quick Concall iPhone App and he wants you to buy it for $0.99.
Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total.

Recommendations

Brandon: Hard Knocks and Last Chance U.
Matt: Tim Hecker: An Imaginary Country.
Coté: Slouching Towards Bethlehem, Joan Didion.

Outro: “Depreston,” Courtney Barnett.

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