Episode 135: Coté's magical, mystery mortgage application workflow, or, "serverless: WTAFF?!"

We discuss recent kubernetes news, London, and whatever the hell "serverless" is.
If you’re lucky enough to have access, check out Hammond & Rymer’s Jan 2018 report on serverless (https://twitter.com/cote/status/997492961758900224), it’s amazingly good and helpful.
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Relevant to your interests
Upbound emerges from stealth, raises $9M from GV to build a multicloud platform on Kubernetes (https://www.geekwire.com/2018/upbound-emerges-stealth-raises-9m-gv-build-multicloud-platform-kubernetes/)
Another thing k8s doesn’t do…I guess? “The eight-person Seattle-based startup plans to build a platform that will let Kubernetes users interested in multicloud deployments build services that scale across multiple public clouds and help those companies deploy their applications across those environments.”
DC/OS for all the DC/OS’es. It’s DC/OS’es all the way down.
(I’m glad they linked to the wikipedia definition for “lingua franca.”)
As Kubernetes grows, a startup ecosystem develops in its wake (https://techcrunch.com/2018/05/07/as-kubernetes-grows-a-startup-ecosystem-develops-in-its-wake/)
This about 1/3 of what a good, internal strategy memo would be. Needs market-sizing, forecasts, and, well, more numbers. If it also said what action to take, you’d have most of it there.
Is K8s Too Complicated? (http://jmoiron.net/blog/is-k8s-too-complicated/)
AWS Won Serverless – now all your software are kinda belong to them (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2018/05/11/lambda_means_game_over_for_serverless/)
You know what old Jack Burton always says in a time like this: “I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE HELL THAT MEANS!” (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dC_LI0UWhm4)
"We can't be more than one to two years from Amazon hitting that 2 per cent of the serverless (i.e. platform) market. Which means, if you're going to counter play then NOW (not six months later) is the time to be dropping $5 to $10bn on that counter play."
See also… (https://twitter.com/littleidea/status/997077211407466496)
Serverless is going to crush Kubernetes (but only in a theoretical world which doesn’t actually exist) (http://www.diversity.net.nz/serverless-is-going-to-crush-kubernetes-but-only-in-a-theoretical-world-which-doesnt-actually-exist/2018/05/10/) - oh boy…
CoreOS Is New Linux, Not A RHEL Classic Killer (https://www.nextplatform.com/2018/05/15/coreos-is-new-linux-not-a-rhel-classic-killer/): ‘Importantly, the OpenShift platform cloud software, which included Red Hat’s own implementation of the Kubernetes container controller, will be deployable on either the full-on Red Hat Enterprise Linux in pets mode or the minimalist Red Hat CoreOS in cattle mode. But it will be using the Tectonic version of the Kubernetes controller going forward as well as integrating the Prometheus monitoring tool and etcd for storing telemetry. Gracely tells The Next Platform that the implementation of Kubernetes had outside dependencies such as the CloudForms hybrid cloud management tool (formerly ManageIQ) and was not “native” to Kubernetes in the same way that Tectonic is, meaning free of outside dependenies.’
Developer Advocate Wars / Arms Race (http://aniszczyk.org/2018/05/15/developer-advocate-wars-arms-race/) - outward and inner…kingmakers
Google now says controversial AI voice calling system will identify itself to humans (https://www.theverge.com/2018/5/10/17342414/google-duplex-ai-assistant-voice-calling-identify-itself-update) - that sort of defeats the whole point.
Important nonsense
Long, loooooong MAN (https://twitter.com/MothershipSG/status/991506293499215872)!
Conferences, et. al.
May 22 to 25, ChefConf 2018 (https://chefconf.chef.io/), in Chicago.
June 1st, 2018 - Coté speaking (https://voxxeddays.com/singapore/program/) at Voxxed Days, Singapore (https://voxxeddays.com/singapore/).
Also, Coté doing some meetups in Korea (May 29th) and Singapore (May 31st), URLs pending.
Sep 24th to 27th - SpringOne Platform (https://springoneplatform.io/), in DC/Maryland (crabs!) get $200 off registration with the code S1P200_Cote.
Listener Feedback
Colin from Scotland got a sticker. Says he always learns something and enjoys the banter. Tells us to “Keep up the excellent work!”
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Recommendations
Brandon: Costco Passport Photos (http://inspiration.costcophotocentre.ca/costco-passport-photos-canadian-passport-pictures).
Coté: Pors-Ela international travel adaptor thing (https://www.amazon.com/Universal-Iron-M-International-European-Countries/dp/B074CRS574/ref=pd_lpo_sbs_23_t_1?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=W6JRJ9A2EYH7JBK07VXV).

We discuss recent kubernetes news, London, and whatever the hell "serverless" is.

If you’re lucky enough to have access, check out Hammond & Rymer’s Jan 2018 report on serverless, it’s amazingly good and helpful.

This episode brought to you by: Datadog!

This episode is sponsored by Datadog, a monitoring platform for cloud-scale infrastructure and applications. Sign up for a free trial at www.datadog.com/sdt This week Datadog wants you to know about their upcoming conference DashCon, in NYC on July 11th-12th. You can register to attend at https://www.dashcon.io/

DevOpsDays MINNEAPOLIS - JULY 12-13, 2018

Get a 20% discount for one of the best DevOpsDays on the planet, DevOpsDays Minneapolis. It's July 12th to 13th, and you can bet it'll be worth your time. If you're new to DevOps you'll get an idea of what it is, how it's practices, and how to get started. If you're an old pro, you'll dive down into topics and catch-up with all the other old hands. Code: SDT2018

Relevant to your interests

Upbound emerges from stealth, raises $9M from GV to build a multicloud platform on Kubernetes
Another thing k8s doesn’t do…I guess? “The eight-person Seattle-based startup plans to build a platform that will let Kubernetes users interested in multicloud deployments build services that scale across multiple public clouds and help those companies deploy their applications across those environments.”
DC/OS for all the DC/OS’es. It’s DC/OS’es all the way down.
(I’m glad they linked to the wikipedia definition for “lingua franca.”)
As Kubernetes grows, a startup ecosystem develops in its wake
This about 1/3 of what a good, internal strategy memo would be. Needs market-sizing, forecasts, and, well, more numbers. If it also said what action to take, you’d have most of it there.
Is K8s Too Complicated?
AWS Won Serverless – now all your software are kinda belong to them
You know what old Jack Burton always says in a time like this: “I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE HELL THAT MEANS!”
"We can't be more than one to two years from Amazon hitting that 2 per cent of the serverless (i.e. platform) market. Which means, if you're going to counter play then NOW (not six months later) is the time to be dropping $5 to $10bn on that counter play."
See also…
Serverless is going to crush Kubernetes (but only in a theoretical world which doesn’t actually exist) - oh boy…
CoreOS Is New Linux, Not A RHEL Classic Killer: ‘Importantly, the OpenShift platform cloud software, which included Red Hat’s own implementation of the Kubernetes container controller, will be deployable on either the full-on Red Hat Enterprise Linux in pets mode or the minimalist Red Hat CoreOS in cattle mode. But it will be using the Tectonic version of the Kubernetes controller going forward as well as integrating the Prometheus monitoring tool and etcd for storing telemetry. Gracely tells The Next Platform that the implementation of Kubernetes had outside dependencies such as the CloudForms hybrid cloud management tool (formerly ManageIQ) and was not “native” to Kubernetes in the same way that Tectonic is, meaning free of outside dependenies.’
Developer Advocate Wars / Arms Race - outward and inner…kingmakers
Google now says controversial AI voice calling system will identify itself to humans - that sort of defeats the whole point.

Important nonsense

Long, loooooong MAN!

Conferences, et. al.

May 22 to 25, ChefConf 2018, in Chicago.
June 1st, 2018 - Coté speaking at Voxxed Days, Singapore.
Also, Coté doing some meetups in Korea (May 29th) and Singapore (May 31st), URLs pending.
Sep 24th to 27th - SpringOne Platform, in DC/Maryland (crabs!) get $200 off registration with the code S1P200_Cote.

Listener Feedback

Colin from Scotland got a sticker. Says he always learns something and enjoys the banter. Tells us to “Keep up the excellent work!”

SDT news & hype

Check out Software Defined Interviews, our new podcast. Pretty self-descriptive, plus the #exegesis podcast we’ve been doing, all in one, for free.
Keep up with the weekly newsletter.
Join us in Slack.
Buy some t-shirts! DISCOUNT CODE: SDTFSG (20% off)
Send your name and address to [email protected] and we will send you a sticker. If you run into Matt he’ll give you one too!

Recommendations

Brandon: Costco Passport Photos.
Coté: Pors-Ela international travel adaptor thing.

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