Soberless Thoughts

225 episodes - English - Latest episode: 8 days ago - ★★★★★ - 24 ratings

Do you enjoy barstool stories infused with drunken mindless conjecture that is equally hilarious and offensive? Are you thirsty for stunningly prodigious advice? Have you ever had random flashes on insanity while completely wasted on peppermint schnapps? Do you long late at night for the sound of two men whispering elegant adulations into your ear holes? If you’ve answered “YES” to one or more of those questions then this podcast is for YOU!

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Episodes

Bar Etiquette with Tori Meeker

April 19, 2024 10:06 - 1 hour - 94.1 MB

Alex and Mike invite Tori Meeker, a veteran bartender from Cincinnati, to discuss all things 'BAR ETIQUETTE'. Basically, a long list of things NOT to do the next time you head out for deliciously tall pint. For the full uncensored version of this episode, visit our rumble page at https://rumble.com/v4q3mon-bar-etiquette-with-tori-meeker.html

The Rooster with Andy Roos

April 16, 2024 15:52 - 1 hour - 100 MB

Alex and Mike sit down with the hilarious Andy Roos in the Blue Room to drink an ungodly amount of beer and reminisce about the good times.

Bible Plot Holes with Michael Rimer

April 05, 2024 11:21 - 2 hours - 148 MB

Alex and Mike have special guest Michael Rimer on the podcast to pour some blacktop over those pesky plot holes in the Bible.

New Best Friends with Katie Durham

March 29, 2024 10:06 - 1 hour - 88.2 MB

Alex and Mike are joined by the girl who introduced them to the ultimate mind break that was the film Rubber, the almighty and powerful Katie Durham. In this episode there's a lot of discussion about forging new friendships and how awkward that can be as an adult.

Wax Daughter Trailer Park (and ten soberless thoughts that need to be answered)

March 22, 2024 10:06 - 1 hour - 79.5 MB

Alex and Mike talk about a couple of scary situations they found themselves in, one envolving a wax figure and the other in a sketchy trailer park. Then in the main meat of the episode Mike tells Alex about ten different things that have been perplexing his brain while boozing.

Drink the Luck Away

March 15, 2024 17:40 - 1 hour - 90.7 MB

Alex and Mike talk about LUCK and how we perceive it in society, enjoy some sweet St. Patrick's Day tunes, and all that while drinking the almighty Guinness Pint.

The Marilyn Monroe Conspiracy

March 08, 2024 12:03 - 1 hour - 83.4 MB

Alex and Mike dive deep into the death of a Hollywood legend, the amazing Marilyn Monroe. Was it really and accidental overdose on sleeping pills, was it intentional suicide, or were things a little more nefarious? Full credit to Julia from the Cosmic Peach podcast who was the inspiration for this topic.

Episode 200

March 01, 2024 12:00 - 1 hour - 83.6 MB

Alex and Mike celebrate episode number 200 of the podcast!

Would You Rather...?

February 23, 2024 08:07 - 1 hour - 84.3 MB

Alex and Mike have a relaxed fit episode in which they play a friendly game of would you rather.

The Eddie Cupid Show - Episode Four - Bro Code

February 14, 2024 11:25 - 1 hour - 56.9 MB

Eddie Cupid is back just in time for Valentine's Day, because of course he is! Come along on another ride of relationship and life advice given in only a way a true LOVE GURU can give it.

The Swifter Bowl

February 11, 2024 14:52 - 1 hour - 97.1 MB

Alex and Mike talk about how professional sports are potentially rigged, how that relates to sports betting, and just what is really going on with all the Taylor Swift hype.

Throwback Games featuring Big Juice

February 02, 2024 05:40 - 1 hour - 71.7 MB

Alex and Mike invite DaRealBigJuice from the NATIGUYS gaming channel onto the podcast to talk about classic old school video games.

You Love Loving You

January 19, 2024 04:16 - 1 hour - 73.2 MB

Alex and Mike try to make each other laugh with horrible dad jokes, and then the conversation dissolves into self-love, as it should.

Back From the Dead

January 11, 2024 20:09 - 1 hour - 66.8 MB

Alex and Mike are back finally after taking a long break over the holidays.

Cheese Cuck

November 15, 2023 11:46 - 1 hour - 88.2 MB

Alex and Mike are back with another episode! What is this one about... well Mike talks about his new diet and how fat he is, which leads to further conversation revolved around Cheese and those who cuck said cheese.

How to Survive: El Chupacabra

October 27, 2023 10:36 - 1 hour - 96.7 MB

Alex and Mike bring you one of the scariest encounters they've ever had to deal with while recording an episode of the podcast. Oh, and they also talk about how to survive a chupacabra.

How to Survive: A Demon Lover

October 20, 2023 09:56 - 1 hour - 71.5 MB

Alex and Mike give you 10 steps on how to survive an encounter with a Succubus... BUT WAIT THAT'S NOT ALL!!! You'll also be given 10 additional steps on how to survive an encounter with an Incubus. That's double the steps, double the amount of fun!

How to Survive: Jason Voorhees

October 13, 2023 10:22 - 1 hour - 98.2 MB

Alex with full audio this time, talks us through the best ways of surviving an encounter with Camp Crystal Lake's most infamous little camper, Jason Voorhees.

How to Survive: A Haunted Doll

October 06, 2023 07:33 - 42 minutes - 39.3 MB

Welcome to October, and by October we mean our annual How to Survive series. This week's episode Mike gives you all the signs to recognize a haunted doll in your home. Then, how to survive that haunted doll. Editor's note: About 20 minutes into the episode, Alex's microphone breaks and from that point on he is nearly impossible to hear. As a result, much of this episode has been cut short, yet you still get the important details on how to survive that haunted doll.

The Back Porch Sessions

September 25, 2023 17:22 - 2 hours - 110 MB

Alex and Mike are back talking about Miami Vice, Band Names, Perception of Reality, creative writing, aliens are real, Benjamin Franklin is a serial killer, the habit of two sleeps, BBC, insomnia, dad fantasies, lucid dreaming, horror movies, the afterlife, our first dogs, animal dicks, the science of nuts, the dixie line, pet foxes and much more.

Pitching Acid

August 13, 2023 05:41 - 1 hour - 66.9 MB

Alex and Mike tell the story of Doc Ellis and his no hitter way back in the day.

Bathroom Bar & Grill

August 04, 2023 00:23 - 1 hour - 55.1 MB

Alex and Mike talk about lactose intolerance and estrogen filled drinks. Also, lots of discussion about ladies' restrooms, Buc-ee's restrooms, and dick doodling. Finally, the conversation leads to dating flaws, kayaking the Grand Canyon, our new favorite conspiracy... cat people vs lizard people!

Rick Rubin Sandwich

July 18, 2023 21:19 - 1 hour - 88 MB

Alex and Mike talk about change jars, bar co-workers, lizard people, beauty standards, butt implants, political jokes, Keltic fest, Indian Bicep Injections, pill heads, Spotify playlists, inappropriate dinnerware, religious customers and then they mention Rick Rubin.

The Count of St. Germain

July 04, 2023 02:39 - 49 minutes - 44.9 MB

Alex and Mike talk about the immortal or possible vampire that is or was but probable is The Count of St. Germain.

4 YEAR ANNIVERSARY

June 25, 2023 03:11 - 59 minutes - 54.8 MB

Alex and Mike celebrate their 4 year anniversary of Soberless Thoughts.

Nostradamus

June 07, 2023 17:20 - 2 hours - 146 MB

Alex and Mike invite a special guest on to the episode to talk about Nostradamus and give future predictions.

The Blair Mountain Bombing

May 27, 2023 15:56 - 1 hour - 63 MB

Alex and Mike fly over the only time the US Gov has dropped bombs on it's own civilians. We're talking about the battle of Blair Mountain, The Blair Mountain Bombing.

The Ultimate Beerfest Challenge

April 29, 2023 12:53 - 1 hour - 78.8 MB

Alex and Mike plan out their pipe dream of what the ultimate beerfest challenge would be. Also Christina doing Dirrty (only available on Spotify) and a small tribute to the legendary Jerry springer.

The Eddie Cupid Show - Episode Three - Gay Beer / The Poop Episode

April 17, 2023 23:11 - 49 minutes - 45.2 MB

Grab yourself a tasty gay beer and deep throat that bottle till every last drop is swallowed down your beautiful gullet.

Rock Hard Cinema Review - Bone Tomahawk

April 08, 2023 13:50 - 2 hours - 129 MB

Alex and Mike bring you a video only exclusive! A viewing of one of the craziest western movies we've ever seen, Bone Tomahawk. You can find and watch the movie for free on Tubi. Hope you enjoy our commentary throughout the film.

Modern Classic Rock

April 05, 2023 20:16 - 1 hour - 61.7 MB

Alex and Mike are back from an extended vacation with a brand new episode of Soberless Thoughts! This week the guys talk about what's been going on with life and then get into the paradox that is modern classic rock.

Cyborg Gorilla

March 10, 2023 11:49 - 1 hour - 100 MB

Alex and Mike talk conspiracies that apparently Alex has never heard of.

The Eddie Cupid Show - Episode Two - XOXO

February 15, 2023 22:31 - 1 hour - 54.9 MB

Open your mouth like a hungry girl in a hibachi restaurant ready to take a shrimp to the face! The Love Guru is here from round two of the best love advice show on the internet. Sit back and relax while Eddie Cupid fills you up till is words of wisdom and dripping out of you.

My Bigfoot Lover by Alex Gorley

February 14, 2023 17:19 - 4 minutes - 4.42 MB

Happy Valentine's Day! Alex reads you his love story about him and his bigfoot lover. Our present to you on this wonderful day!

Pumpkin Snagglepussy Blues

February 11, 2023 04:59 - 1 hour - 59.4 MB

Alex and Mike wonder what Snagglepus would think of the outdated pumpkin beer they were drinking. Toss in some dirty blues songs from back in the day and you've got a party going on.

Celebrity Doppelgangers Part Two

February 03, 2023 08:12 - 1 hour - 59.8 MB

Alex and Mike go hard in the paint, rapid fire through a number of different celebrities that supposedly look exactly alike, although some... not so much.

Celebrity Doppelgangers Part 1

January 29, 2023 22:46 - 1 hour - 77.5 MB

Alex and Mike dive into those celebrities who look exactly like other celebrities and maybe they're actually the same person? This is only part one, the second half of this episode will be released next week. We love and desperately miss Amy Winehouse.

A New Process

January 21, 2023 15:20 - 1 hour - 78.3 MB

Alex and Mike record using all new software and equipment, and the cameras are turned on. All episodes from here on out are going to be available to watch as well as listen to. So check it out on Spotify and Youtube as well as the official website SoberlessThought.com

2022 Year End Review & Bigfoot Love

December 31, 2022 16:52 - 2 hours - 187 MB

Alex and Mike talk about funny headlines from 2022 and Alex tells us about the time he made love with a female bigfoot. All the music featured in this podcast going back years can be found in the order it appeared on the podcast in a playlist on Spotify at the following link. https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5ho47AdDDWbDPJc7zGbw6D?si=acdf56f445c44b11