Burlap Tropes & Pin Up Clichés

Sean has become my official movie guy, and he's back to help me tear this movie a new one. I'm personally a huge fan of the original, and it's such a shame that this film is...this film. You could play Horror Film Bingo with this, and black the damn thing out. So...hear us talk some mad smack about a film I was super excited for and Sean had no interest in seeing. We're more entertaining than the movie, and if you don't believe, then...you're, like, wrong. Or whatever. Thanks for listening, planet Earth.