Smut
90 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 2 years ago - ★★★★ - 44 ratingsWe don‘t give sex advice, we make you laugh about sex. Getting yourself laid is your problem. If you like what you hear please become a patron of the show for bonus content and insider information. www.patreon.com/smutpodcast
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Pride, Face Orgies and Unusual Sex Injuries
June 30, 2022 06:14 - 40 minutes - 73.6 MBIn the Season 4 Finale, Lisa goes to her very first Pride weekend. We look at what happens on your face and you don't even know it. Also, can a good orgasm cause temporary blindness? Even though it's our last episode of the season we'll make bonus episodes and content: Support us on Patreon Or Buy us a Coffee: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/smut Follow us on Twitter or on Instagram Buy or merch!
Dildo University, Car Sex, and Winning the Lottery
June 23, 2022 05:36 - 36 minutes - 66.2 MBIt's our second last episode of the season! Have you ever thought of going back to school for higher education? Maybe you will after you hear about Dildo University. Have you ever had sex in a car? If you got HPV in a car, you could be entitled to compensation. Also, we discuss a man who picked up his lottery winning in disguise. Follow us on Twitter or on Instagram Buy or merch! For More Exclusive Content: Support us on Patreon Or Buy us a Coffee: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/smut
Vacation Sex, Sex History, and Sexy Zodiac Signs
June 16, 2022 04:55 - 37 minutes - 69.3 MBAs we approach the end of our season we talk about having sex on vacation, the origins of the most popular sex position, and can you tell how good you are in bed just by your Zodiac sign? Follow us on Twitter or on Instagram Buy or merch! For More Exclusive Content: Support us on Patreon Or Buy us a Coffee: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/smut
Cyber Flashing, Consent and Forbidden Love
June 09, 2022 07:14 - 34 minutes - 62.9 MBToday's episode is another potpourri episode with a variety of topics. We discuss cyber flashing (yes, it's a thing), a new type of condom that needs both people to open, and we discuss forbidden love (AKA-incest). Follow us on Twitter or on Instagram Buy or merch! For More Exclusive Content: Support us on Patreon Or Buy us a Coffee: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/smut
Sex Auras, Sex on the Job, and Sexual Fasting
June 04, 2022 01:54 - 29 minutes - 53.2 MBDo you believe in auras? What about sexual auras? There are some jobs that you should probably focus on instead of having sex, we talk about an air traffic controller who couldn't help himself. And is sexual fasting just another word for a dry spell? Follow us on Twitter or on Instagram Buy or merch! For More Exclusive Content: Support us on Patreon Or Buy us a Coffee: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/smut
Dick Arms, Labia Enhancements, and Bigger
May 26, 2022 04:05 - 37 minutes - 68 MBToday we discuss a man whose penis fell off and had a new one regrown on his arm (science!). There is a new trend among some women to have a puffy labia. And men, do you ever feel your balls are too small? Well, there's a solution to that. Follow us on Twitter or on Instagram Buy or merch! For More Exclusive Content: Support us on Patreon Or Buy us a Coffee: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/smut
Sex Yachts, Banging at Music Festivals and the A-Spot.
May 19, 2022 04:01 - 39 minutes - 72.8 MBWe look into the lives of the uber-wealthy and what goes on in their sordid, yacht-filled lives. Plus we offer some tips to hook up at a summer music festival. You've heard of the G-Spot, how about the A-Spot? It might be even harder to find (sorry guys). Follow us on Twitter or on Instagram Buy or merch! For More Exclusive Content: Support us on Patreon Or Buy us a Coffee: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/smut
Death by Sex!
May 12, 2022 06:14 - 38 minutes - 70 MBWe discuss people killed by cock, by the other kind of cock and by big butts. Imagine having the most mind-blowing orgasm...and then dying? How would you want to go out? Follow us on Twitter or on Instagram Buy or merch! For More Exclusive Content: Support us on Patreon Or Buy us a Coffee: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/smut
The BJ Cafe, A Shocking New Treatment for Premature Ejaculation and the Perfect A**hole
May 05, 2022 04:19 - 38 minutes - 70.1 MBToday we travel around the world, we discuss a cafe in Switzerland where you can get bj with your breakfast, then in Beirut they found a solution for premature ejaculation and finally we go to Florida where a man found a way to show his love for veterans, by providing haircuts and bjs. Plus we talk about a contest looking for the world's best a**hole. Follow us on Twitter or on Instagram Buy or merch! For More Exclusive Content: Support us on Patreon Or Buy us a Coffee: https://www.buy...
Post-Nut Clarity, Am I the A**hole? and Bad Decisions
April 28, 2022 06:45 - 39 minutes - 72.3 MBDo you believe in post-nut clarity? Lisa and Michelle look into the phenomenon and then examine some terrible decisions in history. Could they have been improved by nutting? Maybe. Also, they delve into the AITA subreddit and find out who the asshole really is! Follow us on Twitter or on Instagram Buy or merch! Support us on Patreon Or Buy us a Coffee: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/smut
Impotency Solutions and an upcoming trip to VEGAS!
April 28, 2022 06:42 - 26 minutes - 48.4 MBToday's episode is short and sweet. In the lead-up to Smut Lisa's birthday, we talk about a woman's unique solution to solve her partner's impotency (don't try this at home!) and we talk about having a meet-up in Las Vegas. But in order for that to happen we need your support: Follow us on Twitter or on Instagram For more exclusive and behind the scenes content support us on Patreon Or Buy us a Coffee: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/smut
Left Handed Sex Toys, Catching Catfish, and help with Deep Throating
April 21, 2022 05:17 - 35 minutes - 65.3 MBAre left-handed sex toys a thing? We discover a new service that will help with catching catfish. Also, do you need something that will change your deep-throating world? Well, we have your solution in today's episode! Follow us on Twitter or on Instagram Support us through any of these means and join our group Zoom call on April 27 at 7 pm EST: Buy or merch! Support us on Patreon Or Buy us a Coffee: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/smut
Ethical Non-Monagamy, Walks of Shame and Holding in Gas
April 14, 2022 05:06 - 34 minutes - 63.9 MBToday we answer a listener's question on Ethical Non-Monagamy, Lisa and Michelle share a walk of shame story, plus we learn of a woman hospitalized because she couldn't fart around her new boyfriend. Plus, we've launched a merch store! Buy or merch! Follow us on Twitter or on Instagram For more exclusive and behind the scenes content support us on Patreon Or Buy us a Coffee: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/smut
Smut Dubs a Porno, Spanking and the Power of the Mind
March 31, 2022 06:12 - 35 minutes - 65.6 MBOn a very special episode of Smut, we dub a vintage German porn into English! Plus we look at cats that like their haunches being smacked (sorry, the pussy spanking was a bit deceiving), plus we look the power of the mind to affect our bodies. Follow us on Twitter or on Instagram For more exclusive and behind the scenes content, including the video of our porn dub, support us on Patreon Or Buy us a Coffee and get a link to the video: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/smut
Strange Sex Deaths, How Good is Your Dick and Wizard of Oz Who’d Ya Do?
March 24, 2022 04:24 - 37 minutes - 67.8 MBWe look at more people who died having sex. We asked for listeners to send us their dick pics along with their rating last season and today Lisa and Michelle give their rating when they play How Good is Your Dick? We also play an odd version of Who'd Ya Do? Follow us on Twitter or on Instagram For more exclusive and behind the scenes content, including the full HGiYD reaction video, support us on Patreon
A History of Smut, World Records, An Interview with Norma Stitz and Smut Terry’s Porn Doppelgänger
March 17, 2022 07:00 - 51 minutes - 93.5 MBWe look into the history of Smut, and we examine some entries in the Guinness Book of World Records because we have an interview with Annie Hawkins-Turner, AKA Norma Stitz, the woman with the worlds largest natural breasts (102 ZZZ). Plus, we found Smut Terry's porn dopplegänger! Find Norma on Instagram: @mznormastitztherealtitqueen Twitter: @MZNORMASTITZ or visit her website: https://106zzznormastitz.com Follow us on Twitter or on Instagram For more exclusive and behind the scenes conten...
A History of Smut, World Records, An Interview with Norma Stits and Smut Terry’s Porn Doppelgänger
March 17, 2022 07:00 - 51 minutes - 93.5 MBWe look into the history of Smut, and we examine some entries in the Guinness Book of World Records because we have an interview with Annie Hawkins-Turner, AKA Norma Stits, the woman with the worlds largest natural breasts (102 ZZZ). Plus, we found Smut Terry's porn dopplegänger! Find Norma on Instagram: @mznormastitztherealtitqueen Twitter: @MZNORMASTITZ or visit her website: https://106zzznormastitz.com Follow us on Twitter or on Instagram For more exclusive and behind the scenes conten...
Small Dick Humiliation, Unusual Sexual Arousals and an Interview with Naked News’ Marina Valmont
March 10, 2022 05:01 - 50 minutes - 93.1 MBMichelle and Lisa talk about being asked to humiliate a man's small penis, they find new and unusual things people are aroused by and we talk with Naked News' Marina Valmont about nudism, travel, love, sex and more! Visit her at marinavalmont.com follow her on Twitter and Instagram: @MarinaValmont Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/SmutPodcast Follow us on Intagram: https://www.instagram.com/smutpodcast/ For more exclusive and behind the scenes content, support us on Patreon: https...
Sex Gun, The Masturbation Divide, and Modern Living Arrangements
March 03, 2022 05:13 - 48 minutes - 88.9 MBToday we look at a new sex toy, the Theragun, we learn about the masturbation divide between men and women, plus we look at L.A.T. (living alone together). Plus we have a short interview with our Patron, @Charlton_Tod (on Twitter), where he tells us about his sex toy, The Handy. Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/SmutPodcast Follow us on Intagram: https://www.instagram.com/smutpodcast/ For more exclusive and behind the scenes content, support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.co...
Would You Rather, Dangerous Games and an Only Fans Year-In-Reviews
February 24, 2022 05:06 - 45 minutes - 82.6 MBToday we get to learn a bit more about our hosts by playing a game of Would You Rather? We look at some of the most dangerous games played in human history and who were the top earners on Only Fans in 2021? Was it Lisa and Michelle? You have to listen to find out (spoiler alert, it wasn't)! Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/SmutPodcast Follow us on Intagram: https://www.instagram.com/smutpodcast/ For more exclusive and behind the scenes content, support us on Patreon: https://www....
Lady Lingerie Parties, Oral Sex Before the Main Event and Be Careful What You Post Online
February 17, 2022 05:01 - 37 minutes - 68.4 MBWould you stop oral if it was bad? We look at lingerie parties that are ladies only, and we talk about a woman who faced jail time for the pictures she posted online. Also, if you want to hear the rest of the story about Michelle's friend who got a gigolo for her birthday, that'll be a bonus Patreon episode. https://www.patreon.com/smutpodcast Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/SmutPodcast Follow us on Intagram: https://www.instagram.com/smutpodcast/ Or Buy us a Coffee: https://w...
The Poohpourri Episode
February 10, 2022 05:01 - 40 minutes - 74.8 MBHey, sometimes shit happens, and sometimes those stories get told. This week's episode is a grab bag of topics - from the world's oldest mom to people who dub porn, different porn genres, breasts and plastic surgery gone wrong. Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/SmutPodcast Follow us on Intagram: https://www.instagram.com/smutpodcast/ For more exclusive and behind the scenes content, support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/smutpodcast Or Buy us a Coffee: https://www.buymea...
TheTit Episode!
February 03, 2022 05:01 - 39 minutes - 72.3 MBToday is all about tits - fake ones, real ones, which country has the biggest, what kind do Michelle and Lisa prefer? Plus, what countries hate Valentine's Day? Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/SmutPodcast Follow us on Intagram: https://www.instagram.com/smutpodcast/ For more exclusive and behind the scenes content, support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/smutpodcast Or Buy us a Coffee: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/smut
The T*t Episode!
February 03, 2022 05:01 - 39 minutes - 72.3 MBToday is all about tits - fake ones, real ones, which country has the biggest, what kind do Michelle and Lisa prefer? Plus, what countries hate Valentine's Day? Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/SmutPodcast Follow us on Intagram: https://www.instagram.com/smutpodcast/ For more exclusive and behind the scenes content, support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/smutpodcast Or Buy us a Coffee: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/smut
Ballon Fetishes, Unusual Butt Plugs, and an Interview with Michelle’s Strap-On
January 27, 2022 06:00 - 36 minutes - 66.1 MBToday we talk about Looners - people with balloon fetishes. What happens when you slip and fall on an artillery shell and it gets stuck you-know-where? Also, we have a very special guest, we have an exclusive interview with Smut Moe's Strap-On - Hans Skinflaute! Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/SmutPodcast Follow us on Intagram: https://www.instagram.com/smutpodcast/ For more exclusive and behind the scenes content, support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/smutpodcast Buy ...
Taste in Men, Loud or quiet during sex, and weird promotions
January 20, 2022 06:00 - 29 minutes - 53.6 MBOn today's episode Lisa quizzes Michelle about the type of man she likes to sleep with, is it better to be loud or quiet during sex, plus we find a man who decided to promote his tutoring business on Pornhub.
Strange Sexual Customs, Wedding Traditions and Our Wedding Nights!
January 13, 2022 06:00 - 40 minutes - 74.4 MBLisa and Michelle talk about strange sexual customs from around the world, and follow that up with some unusual global wedding traditions. We announce the winner of our custom episode contest and Lisa and Michelle
New Year, New Porn Pet Peeves, New Smut!
January 06, 2022 06:00 - 39 minutes - 71.6 MBHappy New Year! Our gift to you is that Smut has gone weekly! In today's episode, we cover porn pet peeves, sexual mishaps and...nose erections? Plus we're holding a new contest where one lucky Patron will win a virtual dinner with Lisa and Michelle. Sign up here: https://www.patreon.com/smutpodcast
The Christmas Spectacular!
December 23, 2021 08:13 - 37 minutes - 68 MBIt's probably too late to get any of these gifts for that special someone, but on today's episode we discuss a new male contraceptive device, a vibrator that speeds up as you do (however that works), VR Dating, and a Netflix watch party but for porn. Plus Lisa and Michelle discuss their favourite New Year's Eve experiences.
Cum Queens, Cum Harvesting and More Facts
December 09, 2021 05:01 - 29 minutes - 53.8 MBToday we learn Smut Moe is a Cum Queen. Hypothetically speaking, if Smut Terry died in the middle of recording, how could Lisa and Michelle save his sperm? They also delve into more facts about cum, tune in, maybe you can learn something.
A Loophole for Cheating, Creative Dick Pics, and Deefs
November 25, 2021 05:01 - 37 minutes - 69.4 MBDo you have sexsomnia? Apparently it's a thing. Lisa and Michelle discuss the kind of dick pics they wouldn't mind receiving. You've heard of Queefs, what about the male equivalent, deefs?
Awkward Sex Positions, Win a Custom Episode and an Interview with Florence Barkway
November 11, 2021 05:18 - 37 minutes - 68.8 MBLisa and Michelle discuss sex positions that some women find uncomfortable, we have a new contest where you can win a personalized episode just for you, plus we have an interview with the wonderful Florence Barkway from Come Curious and the F**ks Given podcast.
Titcoin, More Male Sex Toys and Are Banks Controlling Your Wanks?
October 28, 2021 05:00 - 42 minutes - 77.7 MBMove over Bitcoin, there's a new cryptocurrency in town! Find out how banks are trying to control what kind of porn you can watch, and should sex toy designers give up on trying to do anything with guys' balls? Also, find out how you can win your very own customized episode in a new contest for November!
The Spooky Sex Episode!
October 14, 2021 05:00 - 39 minutes - 72.7 MBSmut Lisa rents a haunted Air BnB for her anniversary, a man plans a threesome with two ghosts, and for some real horror, find out what happens when you glue your pee-hole shut instead of using a condom (don't try this at home!)
The Three B‘s! (Balls, Bees & Big Dicks!)
September 30, 2021 04:00 - 56 minutes - 103 MBForget the 3 Rs, on the Season 4 opener we're learning about the 3 Bs - Balls, Bees and Big Dicks! Can testicles taste? Do bees make you horny? Are you a size queen? They didn't teach you this in school. Join Lisa and Michelle for another great episode of Smut.
Victoria's Secret, UFO Abductions and is Star Wars Sexy?
July 01, 2021 04:01 - 47 minutes - 64.5 MBOn the Season 3 finale, Michelle and Lisa look into the revamped Victoria's Secret, talk about sexy alien times and beyond the Princess Leia slave outfit, is Star Wars sexy? Also, how much would it cost to get Michelle to sit on a cake? Even though we're going on a hiatus after this episode, there's bonus content, episodes and events that will continue until we're back. We can only make the show with your support: https://www.patreon.com/smutpodcast
Victoria‘s Secret, UFO Abductions and is Star Wars Sexy?
July 01, 2021 04:01 - 47 minutes - 64.5 MBOn the Season 3 finale, Michelle and Lisa look into the revamped Victoria's Secret, talk about sexy alien times and beyond the Princess Leia slave outfit, is Star Wars sexy? Also, how much would it cost to get Michelle to sit on a cake? Even though we're going on a hiatus after this episode, there's bonus content, episodes and events that will continue until we're back. We can only make the show with your support: https://www.patreon.com/smutpodcast
Slutty Tinder, Sex Ed and Bisexuals
June 17, 2021 05:08 - 50 minutes - 69.9 MBLisa, Moe & Terry try writing their own Tinder profiles in advance of Slutty Summer, they reminisce on how awkward sex education was back in grade school and how it should be approached today, plus Michelle asks Terry some questions about his relationship with Lisa.
Tinder, Sex Ed and Bisexuals
June 17, 2021 05:08 - 50 minutes - 69.9 MBLisa, Moe & Terry try writing their own Tinder profiles in advance of Slutty Summer, they reminisce on how awkward sex education was back in grade school and how it should be approached today, plus Michelle asks Terry some questions about his relationship with Lisa.
Key Parties, Slutty Summer, and Vintage Porn
June 03, 2021 05:11 - 1 hour - 80.6 MBWe look at the 21st century version of Key Parties, slutty summer in the wake of people getting vaccinated and society opening back up, naked events around the world and some vintage porn!
International Orgies, Masturbation Breaks and Sad Nipples
May 20, 2021 14:28 - 58 minutes - 80.4 MBMark your calendars for the Lovesense International Orgy, a porn company introduces masturbation breaks at work, plus Lisa and Michelle play a round of would you rather with some unexpected results. Also, how do you know you have sad nipples?
The Weird Episode!
May 06, 2021 04:07 - 56 minutes - 77.3 MBIn this episode we look at weird sex toys, weird things that can make you orgasm, weird relationships, weird jobs and more! This episode is dedicated to Smut Moe's mom, #RIPSmutMom.
The Dick Episode!
April 15, 2021 04:17 - 45 minutes - 62.5 MBWe look at celebrity penis sizes, see if a dick pic foretold a major world event plus look at the sad trend of pollution causing smaller penis sizes. Plus we announce the winner of the DarkroomVR.com contest. And speaking of VR, a new company is venturing into smell-o-vision.
The Sex Toy Episode!
April 01, 2021 04:29 - 41 minutes - 57.6 MBLisa and Michelle found some new sex toys, ordered other toys and gave their thoughts and a new product that can give the Balldo a run for its money. They discuss a masturbation survey and a woman with an unusual growth.
Pandemic Porn, an interview with Whatevah Amy, and New Sex Furniture
March 18, 2021 04:05 - 51 minutes - 70.2 MBToday we talk about the increase in the amount of Pandemic porn being made, we talk to Twitter's Whatevah Amy about growing a social media following, Only Fans, Implants and more! Plus we discuss a new type of sex furniture.
Sex Mishaps, New Toy Review and the Winner of the mylorals.com Contest
March 04, 2021 05:01 - 41 minutes - 56.5 MBSex isn't all fun and orgasms, we look at some bizarre accidents that have happened during sex. We review some new quiet toys that you can use during solo time when you aren't alone at home, plus we read the winning entry of the mylorals.com contest.
The Flavour Episode!
February 19, 2021 07:29 - 59 minutes - 81.1 MBIn the age of COVID pussy masks are now a thing, we talk flavoured condoms, glory holes and discuss a new sex garment. Also, we pit two local businesses against each other in the ultimate doughnut showdown - Glory Hole Doughuts vs. Lady Glaze Doughnuts!
VR Porn, Ball Sex and Dick Ratings
February 04, 2021 05:01 - 40 minutes - 55.2 MBOn this week's episode, Michelle and Lisa experience VR porn for the first time. They are introduced to Balldo the first wearable ball dildo for men. Also, the girls rate dicks.
VR Porn, Ball Sex and Ratings
February 04, 2021 05:01 - 40 minutes - 55.2 MBOn this week's episode, Michelle and Lisa experience VR porn for the first time. They are introduced to Balldo the first wearable ball dildo for men. Also, the girls rate dicks.
Hot! Hot! Hot! The Heat Episode.
January 21, 2021 05:01 - 1 hour - 91.3 MBWe have a few games today, including a spicy Beanboozled challenge. We talk about different types of heat and places where spicy things should never go. Also, how do you cheat on a sex doll? It's our 5 years anniversary since we thought up of this podcast, so thanks for joining us for the ride!