It's Chris's turn to visit Copenhagen, this time as a pseudo-Norwegian. Notes on football, mayonnaise, and the behaviour of Norwegians and the English abroad is compared. Knut hires a chatbot; Chris does culture.

It's Chris's turn to visit Copenhagen, this time as a pseudo-Norwegian. Notes on football, mayonnaise, and the behaviour of Norwegians and the English abroad is compared. Knut hires a chatbot; Chris does culture.

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Comparison of Norwegian Bokmål and Standard Danish - WikipediaDanish pastry - Wikipedia — In Danish, Norwegian and Swedish, the term for Danish pastry is wienerbrød/wienerbröd, "Viennese bread".Bicycle rentals in Copenhagen | VisitCopenhagen — So many options.Danish Mayo - A Cupboard Essential - ScandiKitchen — Ugh, you know?Sandwich for Lunch | Mr. Bean Official - YouTubeStiff upper lip - Wikipedia — Knut's is actually frozenSport in Glasgow - WikipediaRoller skiing - Wikipedia — aka road skiingBBC - Can festive cheer boost your language skills? — The BBC's version of that Danish news story about how drinking makes you less anxious about your second language skillsQuotation mark - WikipediaHygge - WikipediaThe Last Samurai (2003) - IMDbPiggsko herre - Herresko - Sko | XXL — Piggsko! For when you need pigs in your decks.www.best-grip.no – Den beste skrupigg — Skrupigg! For when you want to screw pigs into your decks.Yaktrax — Yaktrax! I just like saying the word. Yaktrax!Tapperiet Brus – Brewery, bar, shop and eatery in Nørrebro, Copenhagen by craft brewery To ØlDanish Bacon - WikipediaPork rind - Wikipedia — or pork scratchings, as we say in the UKJennifer Lawrence backstage after 2013 Oscar win - YouTube — The whole 6-minute press conference is great, but the clip links right to that bit.Paris syndrome - WikipediaThe Moon Opera, kinesisk dansedramaThe Bridgewater Hall — Chris's gold standard for contemporary auditoriaHow the sandwich consumed Britain | The long read | News | The Guardian