Slop Stories
40 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 2 years ago -Short comedy stories about the misfortune of others. Beautifully narrated, often twisted. It's hot slop. New episodes released every other Monday!
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Episodes
Frozen Custard
December 20, 2021 07:00 - 18 minutes - 17 MBA custard shortage falls hard on the city of Philadelphia. Written by - Kenzie Campbell Produced by - SlopStories.com Narrated by - Simon Hensby Theme by - Jacob Henderson Sound Design by - Brennan Edmondson
Vexed by the Vet
November 29, 2021 08:00 - 17 minutes - 16.2 MBThe most malignant feline shows his true colors. Written by - Tim DePaola Produced by - SlopStories.com Narrated by - Simon Hensby Theme by - Jacob Henderson Sound Design by - Brennan Edmondson Art by - Sara Haase - @sara.haase.art
The Old Man and the Beast
November 15, 2021 08:00 - 19 minutes - 17.7 MBA grandson seeks vengeance after his grandfather stops giving him birthday money. Written by - Kenzie Campbell Produced by - SlopStories.com Narrated by - Simon Hensby Theme by - Jacob Henderson Sound Design by - Brennan Edmondson
The Guide of the Sea
November 01, 2021 07:02 - 14 minutes - 13 MBA lighthouse keeper uses her busy schedule as a means to ignore her past, present, and future. Written by - Tim DePaola Produced by - SlopStories.com Narrated by - Simon Hensby Theme by - Jacob Henderson Sound Design by - Brennan Edmondson Art by - Sara Haase - @sara.haase.art
Beef
October 18, 2021 07:00 - 12 minutes - 11.6 MBMoira takes a stand in a sweat shop to defend her elderly uncle. Written by - Kenzie Campbell Produced by - SlopStories.com Narrated by - Simon Hensby Theme by - Jacob Henderson Sound Design by - Brennan Edmondson
Quite a Rough Day
October 04, 2021 07:00 - 12 minutes - 11.5 MBA down on his luck office worker unwinds with a night out bowling. Written by - Tim DePaola Produced by - SlopStories.com Narrated by - Simon Hensby Theme by - Jacob Henderson Sound Design by - Brennan Edmondson
Cerebral Tower
September 20, 2021 07:00 - 11 minutes - 10.3 MBThe gods struggle to save the earth from the Queen of the Sea's destruction. Written by - Kenzie Campbell Produced by - SlopStories.com Narrated by - Simon Hensby Theme by - Jacob Henderson Sound Design by - Brennan Edmondson
The Bad Guy
September 06, 2021 07:00 - 16 minutes - 15.1 MBMaybe the bad guys in this world are actually... The good guys? Written by - Tim DePaola Produced by - SlopStories.com Narrated by - Simon Hensby Theme by - Jacob Henderson Illustration by - Sara Haase - @Sara.Haase.Art Sound Design by - Brennan Edmondson
The Bearer
August 23, 2021 07:00 - 17 minutes - 16.1 MBA dimwit attempts to poison his sick, demented, borderline inhuman King. Written by - Kenzie Campbell Produced by - SlopStories.com Narrated by - Simon Hensby Theme by - Jacob Henderson Illustration by - Sara Haase - @Sara.Haase.Art Sound Design by - Brennan Edmondson
Prayers for Johnny Appleseed
August 09, 2021 07:00 - 14 minutes - 13.2 MBBased on actual events, the untold truth about the disappearance of legendary folk hero, Johnny Appleseed. A Slop Stories exclusive! Written by - Tim DePaola Produced by - SlopStories.com Narrated by - Simon Hensby Theme by - Jacob Henderson Illustration by - Ashley Brown - @abrownart Sound Design by - Brennan Edmondson
Missed Connection, June 24, 2003
July 26, 2021 07:00 - 8 minutes - 8.12 MBA wig lover seeks to reconnect with a wig fearer. Written by - Kenzie Campbell Produced by - SlopStories.com Narrated by - Tiffany Oliver Theme by - Jacob Henderson Sound Design by - Brennan Edmondson
Express Delivery of the Carbonizat Desert
July 12, 2021 07:00 - 18 minutes - 16.7 MBAn oasis city trades the rarest pear for a mountain town's finest trout to create the greatest dish known to mankind. Written by - Tim DePaola Produced by - SlopStories.com Narrated by - Simon Hensby Theme by - Jacob Henderson Illustration by - Sara Haase - @Sara.Haase.Art Sound Design by - Brennan Edmondson
Hair
June 28, 2021 07:00 - 12 minutes - 11.8 MBThe secret to perfect hair is finally revealed. Written by - Kenzie Campbell Produced by - SlopStories.com Narrated by - Simon Hensby Theme by - Jacob Henderson Sound Design by - Brennan Edmondson
Out of the Game
June 14, 2021 07:00 - 16 minutes - 15.4 MBA happy couple enjoy a beautiful day at their favorite theme park. Written by - Tim DePaola Produced by - SlopStories.com Narrated by - Simon Hensby Theme Song by - Jacob Henderson Sound Design by - Brennan Edmondson
Convenience
May 31, 2021 07:00 - 14 minutes - 13.6 MBDrinks, witches, hot dogs, curses. This convenience store has it all. Written by - Kenzie Campbell Produced by - SlopStories.com Narrated by - Simon Hensby Theme by - Jacob Henderson Sound Design by - Brennan Edmondson
The Butler
May 17, 2021 07:00 - 19 minutes - 18.4 MBA butler's patience is tested during a busy and snowy soiree. Written by - Tim DePaola Produced by - SlopStories.com Narrated by - Simon Hensby "Proper Slop" Theme by - Jacob Henderson Sound Design by - Brennan Edmondson
Dishonorably Discharged
May 03, 2021 07:00 - 11 minutes - 10.7 MBAn educational event that follows the colonization process of brain-eating ants at a local gym. Written by - Kenzie Campbell Produced by - SlopStories.com Narrated by - Simon Hensby Theme by - Jacob Henderson Sound Design by - Brennan Edmondson
Skyfarms & the Downing of Strogger Field
April 19, 2021 19:43 - 18 minutes - 17.6 MBThe flying farms over the midwestern skies are unregulated and unapologetic in their conquest for securing the most food delivery contracts. Written by - Tim DePaola Produced by - SlopStories.com Narrated by - Simon Hensby Theme by - Jacob Henderson Illustration by - Sara Haase - @Sara.Haase.Art Sound Design by - Brennan Edmondson
The Civil War
April 05, 2021 07:00 - 23 minutes - 21.6 MBRats flood the streets of Chicago in pursuit of an unlucky man. Written by - Kenzie Campbell Produced by - SlopStories.com Narrated by - Simon Hensby Theme by - Jacob Henderson Sound Design by - Brennan Edmondson Artwork by - Sara Haase
Ruby Lane
March 22, 2021 07:00 - 14 minutes - 13.3 MBA pair of bandit brothers set their sights on the corner house of Ruby and Twilight. Based on a true story. Written by - Tim DePaola Produced by - SlopStories.com Narrated by - Simon Hensby Theme by - Jacob Henderson Sound Design by - Brennan Edmondson
The Wedding
February 08, 2021 08:00 - 13 minutes - 12.7 MBA man prepares to get married to the love of his life. Written by - Kenzie Campbell Produced by - SlopStories.com Narrated by - Simon Hensby Theme by - Jacob Henderson
Jazzed
January 25, 2021 08:00 - 11 minutes - 10.9 MBA local jazz musician's brightest opportunity is overshadowed by a lack of transportation. Written by - Tim DePaola Produced by - SlopStories.com Narrated by - Simon Hensby Theme by - Jacob Henderson Guest Memoir of Misery written by - Walder Andrews
Good Grades
January 11, 2021 08:00 - 13 minutes - 12.8 MBVarious lessons on education, parenting, and healthy eating. Written by - Kenzie Campbell Produced by - SlopStories.com Narrated by - Simon Hensby Theme by - Jacob Henderson
Frigid
December 28, 2020 15:58 - 16 minutes - 15.7 MBA loving and generous married couple didn't prepare well enough for the freezing temperatures at their campground. Written by - Tim DePaola Produced by - SlopStories.com Narrated by - Simon Hensby Theme by - Jacob Henderson
Authority
December 14, 2020 08:00 - 10 minutes - 9.56 MBA young leader makes some poor choices. Written by - Kenzie Campbell Produced by - SlopStories.com Narrated by - Simon Hensby Theme by - Jacob Henderson
The Trouble at Cabbage Lagoon
November 30, 2020 08:00 - 15 minutes - 14.2 MBElsie's delight turns to misery when her stern Pa forbids her from attending the Cabbage Lagoon. Written by - Tim DePaola Produced by - SlopStories.com Narrated by - Simon Hensby Theme by - Jacob Henderson
Thanksgiving
November 16, 2020 08:00 - 8 minutes - 8.17 MBA family prepares its annual Thanksgiving dinner. Written by - Kenzie Campbell Produced by - SlopStories.com Narrated by - Simon Hensby Theme by - Jacob Henderson
She Yearned for the Countryside
November 02, 2020 08:00 - 14 minutes - 13.9 MBA determined woman spurned by the city life has finally saved enough money to buy her dream countryside ranch. Written by - Tim DePaola Produced by - SlopStories.com Narrated by - Simon Hensby Theme by - Jacob Henderson Illustration by - Emily Irwin - @emlli
Sweet Revenge
October 19, 2020 07:00 - 12 minutes - 11.5 MBA story about a boy and the lasting affects that his childhood bully had on him as an adult. Written by - Kenzie Campbell Produced by - SlopStories.com Narrated by - Simon Hensby Theme by - Jacob Henderson
Angels and Friction
October 05, 2020 07:00 - 12 minutes - 11.7 MBA doctor's obsession with physics scores him a position among the finest street luging athletes in the world. Written by - Tim DePaola Produced by - SlopStories.com Narrated by - Simon Hensby Theme by - Jacob Henderson Illustration by - Sara Haase - @sarahaaseart
Zoology
September 21, 2020 07:00 - 19 minutes - 18 MBSusan Braymont finally gets to put her college education to use. Written by - Kenzie Campbell Produced by - SlopStories.com Narrated by - Simon Hensby Theme by - Jacob Henderson
Ingredients
September 07, 2020 07:00 - 22 minutes - 20.6 MBAn ambitious line-cook gets chosen by a hotshot chef to fetch his signature spice. Written by - Tim DePaola Produced by - SlopStories.com Narrated by - Simon Hensby Theme by - Jacob Henderson
Corndogs
August 24, 2020 07:00 - 15 minutes - 14.1 MBKing Leonard wakes up a changed man with only one thing on his mind. Written by - Kenzie Campbell Produced by - SlopStories.com Narrated by - Simon Hensby Theme by - Jacob Henderson
Shortcut
August 10, 2020 07:00 - 12 minutes - 11.8 MBAn opportunistic driver finds himself waiting with a serious person. Written by - Tim DePaola Produced by - SlopStories.com Narrated by - Simon Hensby Theme by - Jacob Henderson Illustration by - Sara Haase - @sarahaaseart
Royalty
June 23, 2020 04:04 - 10 minutes - 10.1 MBA prisoner becomes subject to a king's strange dining request. Written by - Kenzie Campbell Produced by - SlopStories.com Narrated by - Simon Hensby Theme by - Jacob Henderson
Last Minute Decisions
June 10, 2020 05:41 - 9 minutes - 8.42 MBWill's peaceful world gets shaken up when a strange person asks him an unforgettable question. Written by - Tim DePaola Produced by - SlopStories.com Narrated by - Simon Hensby Theme by - Jacob Henderson
Allergies
June 06, 2020 06:32 - 18 minutes - 17.3 MBBernie seeks alternative treatments for his excruciating allergies. Written by - Kenzie Campbell Produced by - SlopStories.com Narrated by - Simon Hensby Theme by - Jacob Henderson
Courage
June 06, 2020 06:32 - 17 minutes - 16.5 MBCharlie takes matters into his own hands after doctors and scientists fail to help with his night terrors. Written by - Tim DePaola Produced by - SlopStories.com Narrated by - Simon Hensby Illustration by - Sara Haase Theme by - Jacob Henderson
Discipline
May 23, 2020 10:12 - 10 minutes - 10.1 MBRoger Calhoun is hoping to lose some weight with the help of his coach, Shane. Written by - Kenzie Campbell Produced by - SlopStories.com Narrated by - Simon Hensby Theme by - Jacob Henderson
A Noble Steed
May 23, 2020 09:40 - 12 minutes - 11.9 MBTed learns the value of a strong work ethic. Written by - Tim DePaola Produced by - SlopStories.com Narrated by - Simon Hensby Theme by - Jacob Henderson