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Slop Stories

40 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 2 years ago -

Short comedy stories about the misfortune of others. Beautifully narrated, often twisted. It's hot slop. New episodes released every other Monday!

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Episodes

Frozen Custard

December 20, 2021 07:00 - 18 minutes - 17 MB

A custard shortage falls hard on the city of Philadelphia. Written by - Kenzie Campbell Produced by - SlopStories.com Narrated by - Simon Hensby Theme by - Jacob Henderson Sound Design by - Brennan Edmondson

Vexed by the Vet

November 29, 2021 08:00 - 17 minutes - 16.2 MB

The most malignant feline shows his true colors. Written by - Tim DePaola Produced by - SlopStories.com Narrated by - Simon Hensby Theme by - Jacob Henderson Sound Design by - Brennan Edmondson Art by - Sara Haase - @sara.haase.art

The Old Man and the Beast

November 15, 2021 08:00 - 19 minutes - 17.7 MB

A grandson seeks vengeance after his grandfather stops giving him birthday money. Written by - Kenzie Campbell Produced by - SlopStories.com Narrated by - Simon Hensby Theme by - Jacob Henderson Sound Design by - Brennan Edmondson

The Guide of the Sea

November 01, 2021 07:02 - 14 minutes - 13 MB

A lighthouse keeper uses her busy schedule as a means to ignore her past, present, and future. Written by - Tim DePaola Produced by - SlopStories.com Narrated by - Simon Hensby Theme by - Jacob Henderson Sound Design by - Brennan Edmondson Art by - Sara Haase - @sara.haase.art

Beef

October 18, 2021 07:00 - 12 minutes - 11.6 MB

Moira takes a stand in a sweat shop to defend her elderly uncle. Written by - Kenzie Campbell Produced by - SlopStories.com Narrated by - Simon Hensby Theme by - Jacob Henderson Sound Design by - Brennan Edmondson

Quite a Rough Day

October 04, 2021 07:00 - 12 minutes - 11.5 MB

A down on his luck office worker unwinds with a night out bowling.  Written by - Tim DePaola Produced by - SlopStories.com Narrated by - Simon Hensby Theme by - Jacob Henderson Sound Design by - Brennan Edmondson

Cerebral Tower

September 20, 2021 07:00 - 11 minutes - 10.3 MB

The gods struggle to save the earth from the Queen of the Sea's destruction. Written by - Kenzie Campbell Produced by - SlopStories.com Narrated by - Simon Hensby Theme by - Jacob Henderson Sound Design by - Brennan Edmondson

The Bad Guy

September 06, 2021 07:00 - 16 minutes - 15.1 MB

Maybe the bad guys in this world are actually... The good guys? Written by - Tim DePaola Produced by - SlopStories.com Narrated by - Simon Hensby Theme by - Jacob Henderson Illustration by - Sara Haase - @Sara.Haase.Art Sound Design by - Brennan Edmondson

The Bearer

August 23, 2021 07:00 - 17 minutes - 16.1 MB

A dimwit attempts to poison his sick, demented, borderline inhuman King. Written by - Kenzie Campbell Produced by - SlopStories.com Narrated by - Simon Hensby Theme by - Jacob Henderson Illustration by - Sara Haase - @Sara.Haase.Art Sound Design by - Brennan Edmondson

Prayers for Johnny Appleseed

August 09, 2021 07:00 - 14 minutes - 13.2 MB

Based on actual events, the untold truth about the disappearance of legendary folk hero, Johnny Appleseed. A Slop Stories exclusive!  Written by - Tim DePaola  Produced by - SlopStories.com  Narrated by - Simon Hensby  Theme by - Jacob Henderson  Illustration by - Ashley Brown - @abrownart  Sound Design by - Brennan Edmondson

Missed Connection, June 24, 2003

July 26, 2021 07:00 - 8 minutes - 8.12 MB

A wig lover seeks to reconnect with a wig fearer. Written by - Kenzie Campbell Produced by - SlopStories.com Narrated by - Tiffany Oliver Theme by - Jacob Henderson Sound Design by - Brennan Edmondson

Express Delivery of the Carbonizat Desert

July 12, 2021 07:00 - 18 minutes - 16.7 MB

An oasis city trades the rarest pear for a mountain town's finest trout to create the greatest dish known to mankind.  Written by - Tim DePaola Produced by - SlopStories.com Narrated by - Simon Hensby Theme by - Jacob Henderson Illustration by - Sara Haase - @Sara.Haase.Art Sound Design by - Brennan Edmondson

Hair

June 28, 2021 07:00 - 12 minutes - 11.8 MB

The secret to perfect hair is finally revealed. Written by - Kenzie Campbell Produced by - SlopStories.com Narrated by - Simon Hensby Theme by - Jacob Henderson Sound Design by - Brennan Edmondson

Out of the Game

June 14, 2021 07:00 - 16 minutes - 15.4 MB

A happy couple enjoy a beautiful day at their favorite theme park.  Written by - Tim DePaola Produced by - SlopStories.com Narrated by - Simon Hensby Theme Song by - Jacob Henderson Sound Design by - Brennan Edmondson

Convenience

May 31, 2021 07:00 - 14 minutes - 13.6 MB

Drinks, witches, hot dogs, curses. This convenience store has it all. Written by - Kenzie Campbell Produced by - SlopStories.com Narrated by - Simon Hensby Theme by - Jacob Henderson Sound Design by - Brennan Edmondson

The Butler

May 17, 2021 07:00 - 19 minutes - 18.4 MB

A butler's patience is tested during a busy and snowy soiree. Written by - Tim DePaola Produced by - SlopStories.com Narrated by - Simon Hensby "Proper Slop" Theme by - Jacob Henderson Sound Design by - Brennan Edmondson

Dishonorably Discharged

May 03, 2021 07:00 - 11 minutes - 10.7 MB

An educational event that follows the colonization process of brain-eating ants at a local gym. Written by - Kenzie Campbell Produced by - SlopStories.com Narrated by - Simon Hensby Theme by - Jacob Henderson Sound Design by - Brennan Edmondson

Skyfarms & the Downing of Strogger Field

April 19, 2021 19:43 - 18 minutes - 17.6 MB

The flying farms over the midwestern skies are unregulated and unapologetic in their conquest for securing the most food delivery contracts. Written by - Tim DePaola Produced by - SlopStories.com Narrated by - Simon Hensby Theme by - Jacob Henderson Illustration by - Sara Haase - @Sara.Haase.Art Sound Design by - Brennan Edmondson

The Civil War

April 05, 2021 07:00 - 23 minutes - 21.6 MB

Rats flood the streets of Chicago in pursuit of an unlucky man. Written by - Kenzie Campbell Produced by - SlopStories.com Narrated by - Simon Hensby Theme by - Jacob Henderson Sound Design by - Brennan Edmondson Artwork by - Sara Haase

Ruby Lane

March 22, 2021 07:00 - 14 minutes - 13.3 MB

A pair of bandit brothers set their sights on the corner house of Ruby and Twilight. Based on a true story.  Written by - Tim DePaola Produced by - SlopStories.com Narrated by - Simon Hensby Theme by - Jacob Henderson Sound Design by - Brennan Edmondson

The Wedding

February 08, 2021 08:00 - 13 minutes - 12.7 MB

A man prepares to get married to the love of his life. Written by - Kenzie Campbell Produced by - SlopStories.com Narrated by - Simon Hensby Theme by - Jacob Henderson

Jazzed

January 25, 2021 08:00 - 11 minutes - 10.9 MB

A local jazz musician's brightest opportunity is overshadowed by a lack of transportation.  Written by - Tim DePaola Produced by - SlopStories.com Narrated by - Simon Hensby Theme by - Jacob Henderson Guest Memoir of Misery written by - Walder Andrews

Good Grades

January 11, 2021 08:00 - 13 minutes - 12.8 MB

Various lessons on education, parenting, and healthy eating. Written by - Kenzie Campbell Produced by - SlopStories.com Narrated by - Simon Hensby Theme by - Jacob Henderson

Frigid

December 28, 2020 15:58 - 16 minutes - 15.7 MB

A loving and generous married couple didn't prepare well enough for the freezing temperatures at their campground.  Written by - Tim DePaola  Produced by - SlopStories.com  Narrated by - Simon Hensby  Theme by - Jacob Henderson

Authority

December 14, 2020 08:00 - 10 minutes - 9.56 MB

A young leader makes some poor choices. Written by - Kenzie Campbell Produced by - SlopStories.com Narrated by - Simon Hensby Theme by - Jacob Henderson

The Trouble at Cabbage Lagoon

November 30, 2020 08:00 - 15 minutes - 14.2 MB

Elsie's delight turns to misery when her stern Pa forbids her from attending the Cabbage Lagoon. Written by - Tim DePaola Produced by - SlopStories.com Narrated by - Simon Hensby Theme by - Jacob Henderson

Thanksgiving

November 16, 2020 08:00 - 8 minutes - 8.17 MB

A family prepares its annual Thanksgiving dinner. Written by - Kenzie Campbell Produced by - SlopStories.com Narrated by - Simon Hensby Theme by - Jacob Henderson

She Yearned for the Countryside

November 02, 2020 08:00 - 14 minutes - 13.9 MB

A determined woman spurned by the city life has finally saved enough money to buy her dream countryside ranch.  Written by - Tim DePaola Produced by - SlopStories.com Narrated by - Simon Hensby Theme by - Jacob Henderson Illustration by - Emily Irwin - @emlli

Sweet Revenge

October 19, 2020 07:00 - 12 minutes - 11.5 MB

A story about a boy and the lasting affects that his childhood bully had on him as an adult. Written by - Kenzie Campbell Produced by - SlopStories.com Narrated by - Simon Hensby Theme by - Jacob Henderson

Angels and Friction

October 05, 2020 07:00 - 12 minutes - 11.7 MB

A doctor's obsession with physics scores him a position among the finest street luging athletes in the world. Written by - Tim DePaola Produced by - SlopStories.com Narrated by - Simon Hensby Theme by - Jacob Henderson Illustration by - Sara Haase - @sarahaaseart

Zoology

September 21, 2020 07:00 - 19 minutes - 18 MB

Susan Braymont finally gets to put her college education to use. Written by - Kenzie Campbell Produced by - SlopStories.com Narrated by - Simon Hensby Theme by - Jacob Henderson

Ingredients

September 07, 2020 07:00 - 22 minutes - 20.6 MB

An ambitious line-cook gets chosen by a hotshot chef to fetch his signature spice. Written by - Tim DePaola Produced by - SlopStories.com Narrated by - Simon Hensby Theme by - Jacob Henderson

Corndogs

August 24, 2020 07:00 - 15 minutes - 14.1 MB

King Leonard wakes up a changed man with only one thing on his mind. Written by - Kenzie Campbell Produced by - SlopStories.com Narrated by - Simon Hensby Theme by - Jacob Henderson

Shortcut

August 10, 2020 07:00 - 12 minutes - 11.8 MB

An opportunistic driver finds himself waiting with a serious person.  Written by - Tim DePaola Produced by - SlopStories.com Narrated by - Simon Hensby Theme by - Jacob Henderson Illustration by - Sara Haase - @sarahaaseart

Royalty

June 23, 2020 04:04 - 10 minutes - 10.1 MB

A prisoner becomes subject to a king's strange dining request. Written by - Kenzie Campbell Produced by - SlopStories.com Narrated by - Simon Hensby Theme by - Jacob Henderson

Last Minute Decisions

June 10, 2020 05:41 - 9 minutes - 8.42 MB

Will's peaceful world gets shaken up when a strange person asks him an unforgettable question.  Written by - Tim DePaola Produced by - SlopStories.com Narrated by - Simon Hensby Theme by - Jacob Henderson

Allergies

June 06, 2020 06:32 - 18 minutes - 17.3 MB

Bernie seeks alternative treatments for his excruciating allergies.  Written by - Kenzie Campbell Produced by - SlopStories.com Narrated by - Simon Hensby Theme by - Jacob Henderson

Courage

June 06, 2020 06:32 - 17 minutes - 16.5 MB

Charlie takes matters into his own hands after doctors and scientists fail to help with his night terrors.  Written by - Tim DePaola Produced by - SlopStories.com Narrated by - Simon Hensby Illustration by - Sara Haase Theme by - Jacob Henderson

Discipline

May 23, 2020 10:12 - 10 minutes - 10.1 MB

Roger Calhoun is hoping to lose some weight with the help of his coach, Shane.  Written by - Kenzie Campbell Produced by - SlopStories.com Narrated by - Simon Hensby Theme by - Jacob Henderson

A Noble Steed

May 23, 2020 09:40 - 12 minutes - 11.9 MB

Ted learns the value of a strong work ethic. Written by - Tim DePaola Produced by - SlopStories.com Narrated by - Simon Hensby Theme by - Jacob Henderson