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Strange California Laws

June 12, 2022 00:00 - 37 minutes - 69 MB

What started as a discussion of the fish and the bees quickly turned into a discussion of some of the weirder laws that still exist in California today. Our source is from an article on california.com. This episode will be the final episode that will have everyone together in person, so we want to say thank you to every one of our listeners during the latest rendition of SLOOM (we will still be making episodes, just not in person so much).

An Interview With an Underground Rock Musician

June 02, 2022 00:00 - 35 minutes - 68.4 MB

Today, we brought on Adam to discuss the underground rock scene at our local city. He plays in a lot of projects! Check out his house's page on instagram (@theglowhousekalamazoo)! Jasper makes an appearance as well!

Quiet Time With Big Jule #2

May 22, 2022 00:00 - 15 minutes - 21 MB

On today's episode of Quiet Time, we discuss Big Jule's connection between spirituality and nature. We hope you enjoy this gentle episode of SLOOM.

Power Levels, Mindfulness, and Monoculture

May 15, 2022 00:00 - 1 hour - 92 MB

Shout out to Barstool Sports for the starting question (https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3416453/reader-question-which-is-more-likely-to-happen-a-horse-wins-baseballs-triple-crown-or-a-human-wins-horse-racings-triple-crown). We then talk about our strengths and weaknesses in terms of video game power levels. Then, we move these definitions to discuss mindfulness. Finally, we talk about the need for society to move away from monoculture.

Free Flowing Thoughts #2

May 09, 2022 00:00 - 42 minutes - 59 MB

First, we discuss some shared family history. Lucas and Big Jule's families just so happened to be on the same side of a few wars for independence! Next, we discuss the Toledo War (we don't like Ohio). Finally, we discuss our kits for some planned D&D sessions.

Alternative Means of Alcohol Production

April 10, 2022 00:00 - 1 hour - 90.6 MB

On today's episode of SLOOM, the boys sit down to break the norms of alcohol and discuss both the brewing process and how we can change it to get non-traditional brews. Fermented milk? Tomato wine? Mountain Dew? Glycogen from chicken? If it has sugar, it can be fermented! We also discuss our plan to ferment the food pyramid.

Quiet Time With Big Jule #1

April 03, 2022 00:00 - 20 minutes - 28.6 MB

Today, we take things back a notch and have some quiet time with Big Jule. The focus of today's quiet time is Mindfulness and Fitness. Enjoy a break from our otherwise complicated, convoluted, and chaotic episodes.

Sam’s Review #3

March 20, 2022 00:00 - 25 minutes - 49.4 MB

On this episode of Sam's Review, we sample the Bunratty Meade, a pyment that is rated to be 14.7%. We talk about the mead, as well as Sam's context to Kalamazoo College. We also discuss plans for a future episode, the fabled charcuterie episode...

Well-Ordering a JAMStack with Derik

March 06, 2022 00:00 - 48 minutes - 91.1 MB

For today's episode of the podcast, we bring on Derik to discuss some math and CS stuff. My name is Lucas and I believe that peacocks would taste wonderful! Listen to more episodes on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and More!

We Remembered That We Like Science

February 27, 2022 00:00 - 52 minutes - 96.5 MB

In today's episode of the podcast, we brought Patrick on to talk some physics and biology. We briefly discuss what energy is and some recent advancements in it. We also talked with Juul about his thoughts on the idea of spiritual "energy". Finally, as a long time listener of the podcast, Patrick offered up his thoughts in regards to an old episode of ours. Check out more of our episodes on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and more!

A Return to Space

February 20, 2022 00:00 - 43 minutes - 82.9 MB

We decide to return to our roots and discuss some STEM content. But first! We talk about some of our inspirations behind Samwise and the story that we want to tell. Dear reader, the name of the greek god that Lucas was looking for is "Priapus". Listen to more on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and more! Listen to Justin's new album here

Free-Flowing Thoughts #1

February 13, 2022 00:00 - 44 minutes - 84.6 MB

In this episode of SLOOM, the boys let their brains take control over the topics. We talk about Pokemon, Socialism, Improving Ads, and Skylar begins his revolution against Lucas' control over the ads. Check out more on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or more!

Contexts and Conversations

January 30, 2022 00:00 - 53 seconds - 1.61 MB

Sam and Lucas take today to discuss the meanings of words. What does linguistics have to day about contexts providing more information to our words? Should future models of language focus on intended meanings through contexts or predefined, strict meanings? How should a computer interpret sounds not understood in language? Can they be completely ignored, or do they have meanings that are relevant? Find out more by listening!

The Travels of Two Rooks pt. 2

January 23, 2022 00:00 - 1 hour - 106 MB

Alright I'm going to be honest: we saved the best for last here. Lucas relays the story of his drunk purchases. Sam talks about his friend at the bar. Justin remembers he's at the podcast. Fun fact! Sam has used his hand to wipe his ass multiple times and reportedly would do it again! We discuss the meta-game surrounding ass-wiping in order to show Sam he is a bad, wrong person. We also talk more about colonialism because it's relevant to address it while talking about this. To be honest, yo...

SLOOM ARCHIVE: Esoteric Languages and Supertasks

January 16, 2022 00:00 - 13 minutes - 25.6 MB

Lucas decided it would be a good idea to bring SLOOMS1E2 (the second episode of SLOOM) out of the vault. I don't know why. Enjoy this mess. Juleon makes his first appearance on SLOOM to talk about esoteric computer languages and super tasks. Have you ever wanted to code in a language where you can only use blank spaces? Could you complete an infinite number of tasks within a finite amount of time? Listen to find out!

The Travels of Two Rooks pt. 1

January 09, 2022 00:00 - 52 minutes - 96.7 MB

Lucas and Sam sit down to discuss Sam's summer journey to Tanzania. Lucas compares some of his stories with that from a time he went to Germany. We discuss the first times feeling foreign to those around us, colonialism, and more! Shout out to those that read the description! I wrote this one for you! I love you!

INTERNAL MEDIATIONS OF THE SAMWISE

January 02, 2022 00:00 - 7 minutes - 15.2 MB

A NEW SERIES FROM SLOOM: AN IMMORTAL BEING PONDERS CONVOLUTED HUMAN NOTIONS OF DEATH, TIME, AND EXISTENCE. LISTEN TO THE THOUGHTS OF SAMWISE THE SULLEN.

SLOOM ARCHIVE: Sam’s Review #1

December 29, 2021 00:00 - 31 minutes - 60.4 MB

Lucas is an idiot! Thankfully, he found the first episode of Sam's review! This episode, the boys (minus Jasper :( ) sit around and test the fruits of the labor of Stonehouse Brewing: The Blood of the All-Father and A.D.A.M.. Sam (here, the Intern) brings his intern, Moose, to help. Lucas tries to explain the brewing processes behind mead, beer, whiskey, and brandy.

SLOOM ARCHIVE: Life’s A Simulation, Bro

December 22, 2021 00:00 - 1 hour - 23.7 MB

FRESH FROM THE COVID LOCKDOWN VAULT: In this episode of SLOOM, we bring Skylar on to discuss Simulation Theory. We also debate the legitimacy and use of conspiracy theories. Is the universe around us just a simulation? Has Skylar been listening to too much Joe Rogan? Find out by listening to this episode!

An Exploration of Camus’ Absurdism

November 30, 2021 00:00 - 1 hour - 180 MB

Introducing: The first annual summer guest host episode! Content warning: we will discuss suicide in this episode. French philosopher Albert Camus established the philosophy of "The Absurd" with his works Le Mythe de Sisyphe, Le Peste, and L'Etranger. With guests Nick and Emily, we explore some of our questions that he poses and discuss The Absurd in relation to our personal philosophies. Check out more from SLOOM with the links below: Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sloom/id158...

Sam’s Review #2

October 17, 2021 00:00 - 10 minutes - 5.22 MB

Where is the first review? We have no clue! Welcome to Sam's Review, a series of SLOOM where Sam reviews a drink and tells a story. Sit back and enjoy this bit-sized episode!

We Think Birds are Stupid

October 03, 2021 00:00 - 28 minutes - 48.1 MB

A new episode for your thoughts while we work on editing our big episodes this season! We here at SLOOM are of the opinion that birds, objectively, are stupid. How do we define the word stupid? We talk discuss this, give some prime candidates for, and vote on the winner for SLOOM's Stupidest Bird Award. Could it be the Shoebill Stork? Maybe the White Bellbird? Or perhaps the Killdeer? Find out more in this episode of SLOOM. Find more episodes and follow us on social media with the links belo...

Chasing Sweet Rewards pt. 1

May 02, 2021 00:00 - 36 minutes - 30.4 MB

Aaaaaaaaand we're back! Today we've got on Nick to talk about sport gambling! Also: we talk with Jul about bees and harvesting honey. Surprise guest Delaney joins to add a few words here and there. Check out more from us with the links below:

Chasing Sweet Rewards pt.2

May 02, 2021 00:00 - 53 minutes - 44.5 MB

What do you think of YouTubers trying to get into the MMA? Who would you call out in a fight? Delaney, Jul, Nick, and Lucas are on today to talk about it. Check out our links below for more:

A Brief Conclusion to Linguistic Relativism

July 05, 2020 00:00 - 51 minutes - 47.4 MB

We are back with the conclusion of our episode on Linguistic Relativism. Also, we discuss the possibility of knowing everything and proving whether or not we could know everything. Are you confused yet? Good. Check out more episodes with the links below, and find us on social media!

Space Talks: Aliens

June 14, 2020 00:00 - 1 hour - 60.5 MB

This is part two of Space Talks. This time, we talk about aliens! If you haven't heard the first part, go check it out before this. More Space Talks to follow? Who knows? Stay updated with the links below:

A Brief Introduction to Linguistic Relativism

May 17, 2020 00:00 - 1 hour - 63.7 MB

Today, we bring on Nick to talk about linguistics, STEM appreciation, and sports analysis. But first: Lucas talks about running for way too long again. Check out the links below to find out more about us and listen to more episodes!

Space Talks: The Shape of the Universe

May 03, 2020 00:00 - 1 hour - 62.5 MB

Today, Sam is our guest, as we talk about space. What about space? We're not really sure. Hopefully you know what we are talking about this time. There is some parts about the shape of the universe, multidimensional theories, and other things related to space. We talked for too long so there's gonna be a part two. Follow our social media and check out other episodes with the links below:

Running Away from the Coronavirus

April 05, 2020 00:00 - 48 minutes - 44.9 MB

In light of the current pandemic, we brought Hannah on to talk about it. It's hard to talk about things like that for a long time, so naturally Lucas reverts to his natural state: talking about running the 800m race in track. We hope everyone is staying safe and at home in this crazy time. For more episodes of Sloom, click the buttons below. For updates when we post episodes, follow @sloom_cast on Twitter, or find our Facebook page SLOOM.

Which Will Kill Us First: a Supervolcano or Ragnorak?

March 31, 2020 00:00 - 58 minutes - 54.4 MB

Special mid-week episode! The world is going to end some day. We brought on Kat to talk about many different painful ends to the universe. We also kind of talked about saving it (but not really). Fun Fact: humans are really bad at doing things that won't end themselves. For more episodes of SlOOM, click one of the buttons below. Follow us on Twitter (@sloom_cast) or find our page on Facebook (SLOOM) to get updates on when we post episodes

Brains are Strange, Computers aren’t Safe

March 29, 2020 00:00 - 41 minutes - 39.1 MB

Jasper, Lucas, and Juleon talk about senses and weird brain things. The audio gets a little strange, but it gets better. Then, we talk about sonic and visual computer hacking, which is cool, but ineffective. For more episodes of SLOOM, click one of the buttons below. Follow us on twitter (@sloom_cast) to stay informed about when we upload!

Awkwardly Talking About Awkward Humor

March 22, 2020 00:00 - 41 minutes - 38.8 MB

On today's episode, Jordan and Celia join Lucas in a discussion about just about anything. To be honest, we didn't prepare and just recorded this on a whim. We eventually get to talking about awkward humor, and when it is good or bad. Then we talk about running and sports because why not? For more episodes of SLOOM, hit one of the buttons below:

We Talk About Our Feelings But Actually It’s Just Math

March 01, 2020 00:00 - 50 minutes - 47.2 MB

Juleon joins the podcast today to talk about some computer science things. Things very quickly go sideways into a conversation about using math to describe emotions (yay CDM's) and giving Artificial Intelligence emotions. We finish the podcast by rambling about parallel computing and computer speeds for a bit. Check out other episodes of Sloom with one of the links below:

Vodka, Donuts, and Negative Mass

February 23, 2020 00:00 - 52 minutes - 48.7 MB

Jasper and Lucas bring Lucas' boss, Ben, on to the podcast to talk about making solar panels with donuts and vodka. We also discuss some of consequences of negative mass. For more episodes from the Sloom series, click the button below!

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