Simpin' Ain't Easy

Episode 48: God Mode (Feat. Billy)

July 01, 2022 00:00 - 1 hour - 51.2 MB

New guest! Billy's the fuckin man. What we have here is possibly one of the best podcasts we've done, enjoy.

Episode 47: Matt's Back

June 22, 2022 00:00 - 1 hour - 52.2 MB

Im violently hung as i post this after a night of Hex IPAs, shoutout Upward Brewing Company, shoutout Old Foundation. Shoutout bartender Susan you rule, you're beautiful. But this pod rips. The boys discuss the aggressive gay man that haunts the local bar, Pat's sons dance recital, Cops, wild high school reading books, Tobacco farming, and a lot more! Guests incoming the next two eps at least. Let's go.

Episode 46: The King of Queens ( feat. Terrell)

May 28, 2022 00:00 - 1 hour - 56.1 MB

Matt's gone for a few so Pat sits down with Terrell to talk about a multitude of topics. You already know the deal. Terrell tells some sick stories from his NYC days and the conversation gets WILD

Episode 45: Schoolhouse Rock ( Feat. Jonny)

May 05, 2022 00:00 - 1 hour - 51 MB

Happy Cinco De Mayo! The boys are joined by Jonny for a pre bar pod. Matt almost got in a fight over trout, Pat watched a Jesus boy doc, and Jonny comes in HOT. Enjoy!

Episode 44: B Dawg ( Feat. Bridget)

April 22, 2022 00:00 - 1 hour - 66.7 MB

Welcome back to the show! And there's a guest this time... The boys are joined by the certified GOAT Bridget. 9/11 again, frat life, and ass pics are just a few of the topics discussed. Lets goo!

Episode 43: Saint Pat

March 22, 2022 00:00 - 59 minutes - 52.3 MB

This one was too hot to wait till Thursday, so here's an EARLY RELEASE. Enjoy! Patreon.com/simpinainteasypod TikTok and IG: Simpinainteasypod

Episode 42: Down The Rabbit Hole

March 17, 2022 00:00 - 1 hour - 54.9 MB

Ayoooo we're back with quite the action packed affair. Pat ran into Matt's dad at the barber shop, Matt got a new job, Pat found a giant dead cat under his car, yellow jacket wars, and a lot more comical discussions are had. We'll have a guest on next week's episode so stay tuned. New Patreon episode is up too! www.patreon.com/simpinainteasypod @simpinainteasypod on TikTok and IG

Episode 41: Old school

March 10, 2022 00:00 - 57 minutes - 49.7 MB

Matt and Pat have a good old fashioned fun one on their hands here.. They talk about some sex stuff, dirty talk gone wrong, golf, Trump doing Nelk Boys pod, and a whole bunch more. Check the Patreon, extra episodes posted weekly!

Episode 41: Dutty Talk Boys

March 10, 2022 00:00 - 57 minutes - 49.7 MB

Matt and Pat have a good old fashioned fun one on their hands here.. They talk about some sex stuff, dirty talk gone wrong, golf, Trump doing Nelk Boys pod, and a whole bunch more. Check the Patreon, extra episodes posted weekly!

Episode 40: Fight Night (Feat. Alex)

February 24, 2022 00:00 - 50 minutes - 40.4 MB

Let's GOOOO. Mat and Pat are joined by returning guest Alex. They talk Olympics of now, Fight stories of old, and things got a little too spiced up for the mainstream so we had to choppy chop this baby up.The last 40 mins are at patreon.com/simpinainteasypod and they're WILD

Episode 39: We're Back

February 11, 2022 00:00 - 1 hour - 76.9 MB

The boys are back. Call it Season Two. Fresh from the bar and a lil juiced up.. Topics include the christmas tree shop, black santa, a 9/11 debate, and a whole lot more. The last half hour is fish talk.. beware.

Episode 38: Hair Ballz

December 02, 2021 00:00 - 59 minutes - 51.4 MB

WoOoO Back at it again. The boys still got it. Look out for more episodes.. we're back on schedule. Lots of good topics in this one, we cackled away. Hey, tell your friends about the pod

Episode 37: 2 Horses, a Cow and a Goat ( Feat. Francis and Alex)

October 31, 2021 00:00 - 51 minutes - 39 MB

Boom! This is a hot one! Matt's bro Alex and his buddy Francis join the pod. We're back from the land of no pods, fear not. Topics include Alec Baldwin shooting a lady, drunken bar stories, crazy girls, and a lot more! Be sure to check us out on IG at simpinainteasypod and subscribe to our Youtube.

Episode 36: She's Back! Diving deep with Liz from 90 Day Fiance

October 09, 2021 00:00 - 1 minute - 50.5 MB

Liz returns to talk about her daughter, her background, future show opportunities, weird DMs shes received, and a lot more. To the bros, chill. We've not abandoned you fellas. This one's for the masses. We'll have a regular ep out mid-week. Enjoy! Also peep the Tube, this one's on video. https://youtu.be/K5Da4L58dBg

Episode 35: Shawty

September 11, 2021 00:00 - 33 minutes - 29 MB

This one got cut short by a deluge of mayhem that I can only wish was recorded. But it was funny af while it lasted. We'll make it up to you this week. Stay tuned!

Episode 34: Dad Life ( feat. Axel)

August 27, 2021 00:00 - 1 hour - 51.9 MB

Pat and Matt are joined by the one, the only, Axel. This one's a good one. Welcome back to the god damned show.

Episode 33: Midwest Matt

July 31, 2021 00:00 - 54 minutes - 45.9 MB

Matt's returned from his journey abroad to seek out the fish of the Montana rivers. Pat's been galavanting around, encountering drunk old grown ups. Listen for yourself, come hang with the boys. https://linktr.ee/simpinainteasypod

Episode 32: Road Rules

July 10, 2021 00:00 - 54 minutes - 37.4 MB

A little background noise on this one, but It's a podcast in a car! Pat and Matt hit record on their drive home from work. They discuss Pat's recent visit to a new massage spot, how Matt will handle a bear attack on his upcoming trip to Montana, Pat's floor getting pooped on, and a lot more. Enjoy!

Episode 31: Mad Cow

June 29, 2021 00:00 - 52 minutes - 52.9 MB

The hiatus has ended and WE HAVE VIDEO! Simpin' Ain't Easy on the Tube. See our fat faces live. You know what to do. The boys are back and ready to entertain the masses. Matt went on a high school trip to D.C... Pat viewed some wild pornography... The pod got invaded by a giant white cow (see thumbnail). Hit that YouTube!!

Ep. 30- After Hours

June 01, 2021 00:00 - 1 hour - 60.2 MB

Pat and Matt hit the studio after a trip to the local bar. The world is back. People are wilin'. Matt unlocked a perfect Philly accent. Let's go

Ep 29- Jonny Strikes Again

May 20, 2021 00:00 - 58 minutes - 53.6 MB

Jonny is back!! Almost got banned to the Patreon but somehow squeaked through. Possibly the funniest episode yet!

Ep 28- Liz from 90 Day Fiance

May 08, 2021 00:00 - 30 minutes - 19.3 MB

Pat and Matt sit down with Liz from 90 Day Fiance: The Single Life. She talks about what it was really like filming the show, Big Ed behind the scenes, and they get to know her way beyond what you saw on the show.

Ep. 27- Brick AF

April 26, 2021 00:00 - 59 minutes - 42.3 MB

Maddie returns!!! It's her, Matt, and their friend John in Matt's Brick, NJ basement . They brought the heat on this one! A variety of topics are discussed. New episode out on Patreon now as well with Pat and Eddie!

Ep 26- A Tale of Two Brothers

April 13, 2021 00:00 - 1 hour - 58.1 MB

The walls have been breached, the castle's been invaded. Matt's brother Alex came in HOT on this one. Lookout!

Ep 25- Nipped Out

March 31, 2021 00:00 - 55 minutes - 85.2 MB

Pat cried in a kids movie and got concussed on a swingset, Matt's doing Matt stuff. This is a hot one Lets go

Ep. 24 - Work, Church, Home

March 22, 2021 00:00 - 53 minutes - 55.8 MB

AND. WE'RE. BACK. No prisoners were taken in the making of this podcast. Pat and Matt are back, live from the Castle D' Cooks Falls and coming in HOT on this one. Next three Patreon subscribers get a free Simpin' Ain't Easy T-shirt! www.patreon.com/simpinainteasypod

Ep. 23 - The Matt Hour

March 04, 2021 00:00 - 1 hour - 68.3 MB

Guest bailed on the boys so Matt took the reigns while Pat lurked in the shadows. They talked Shrek, animals, falling down, childhood, old people TV, and a bunch more! Shirts coming soon lookout! check the patreon!! www.patreon.com/simpinainteasypod

Ep. 22- Bar Boys

February 20, 2021 00:00 - 49 minutes - 47.6 MB

Pat and Matt talk about sad almost hookups, painting Pat's uncles house, Pat selling Matt, Matt ditching a girl, and a whole lot more ! Our equipment failed around the 45:00 mark so we had to cut this one short. Keep an eye out for the t-shirts!

Ep 21- Humpback

February 16, 2021 00:00 - 52 minutes - 46.6 MB

Matt and Pat were joined by Axel to talk about bartending, city folk, Matt's weekend trip, traveling the world, New York City, and of course.. ice fishing.

Episode 21: Ep 20- Choo Choo!

February 11, 2021 00:00 - 1 hour - 56.5 MB

Matt and Pat are joined by Francis. They discuss trains, hobos, chipped teeth, VR Porn, and so much more.

Ep 19- Bridge Troll

January 29, 2021 00:00 - 58 minutes - 44.2 MB

The troll has breached the castle gates. Matt's on Spotify again. Pat's sister reappeared at the lake. Matt's brother calls in to the show to defend his honor.

Ep 18- Nude Pat

January 20, 2021 00:00 - 1 hour - 53.7 MB

Hooks were sunk in all around. Matt made soups. Pat posed for nudes. Badger attacks!

Ep. 17- 12 Months A Virgin

January 11, 2021 02:00 - 1 hour - 45.1 MB

No more zoom, Matt and Pat are back in studio. Stories were told. Would You Rather was played. This one got wild!!!

Ep 16- Thin Ice

December 31, 2020 00:00 - 2 hours - 42.6 MB

We're back in studio, Matt is back, Pat's still here.. Topics include; The holidays, mask fights, Mr. H life , a lot of ice talk, contest winners, passing joggers, upstate benders, and a whole lot more!

Ep. 15- Virgin Ears

December 16, 2020 00:00 - 57 minutes - 52.3 MB

Pat and Matt came Zoomin' in hot on this one. topics include; Matt's teaching updates, NJ adventures, painting, and losing your virginity stories from both guys.

Ep. 14- Poker Ed

December 13, 2020 00:00 - 50 minutes - 115 MB

We're back, it's been a while. Matt's educating, he'll be back next ep. Eddie's guest cohosting with Pat. They drank and talked a lot of poker, a little covid, and a bunch in between. Be sure to check out Room 32 podcast! Links below! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfjhtaLDIdZygTz_HN5cxmw https://open.spotify.com/show/002TsstOh82yAbUf3563T9

Ep. 13 - Mr. H

November 30, 2020 00:00 - 1 hour - 61.4 MB

Like a control, we're remote. But only temporarily. Matt has to teach children, Pat's in his living room. They talk about everything from farmer's markets to fishing, from military school to teaching in an actual school.. just listen, it's a banger. We're still doing a Guapo apparel giveaway! Follow and review us to win! www.facebook.com/guaposolution

Ep. 12- The Trough

November 25, 2020 00:00 - 1 hour - 68.5 MB

We're back. Back to the basics once again. Deep in the trough. Matt and Pat talk about painting (of course), Maddie's recent stay at the castle, 7 year switch, urinals, Danny Boy, the perks of winter, and so much more!

Ep. 11-It's a Mad(die) World

November 20, 2020 00:00 - 1 hour - 79.8 MB

It's been a minute. Catastrophes have been abound. But we're back and going hard. Matt and Pat are joined by Maddie to talk about lots. This is a fun one. Don't forget to subscribe and leave a review or send an email to be entered to win some free Guapo merchandise! https://www.facebook.com/Guaposolution/ [email protected]

Ep. 10- The G.O.A.T

November 07, 2020 00:00 - 1 hour - 94.3 MB

The goat is a legendary creature. It climbs ledges, rams its head into shit, and give Matt and Pat good advice. The goat is Pat's sister and she joins the pod for a GoatCast. The GC was hilarious. Topics include; Matt teaching children, Pill face girl, pedo-teachers, KFC, girls, and a whole lot more. Make sure to subscribe and leave a review to win a free piece of that sweet Guapo!

Ep. 9- Pamplemousse

October 31, 2020 00:00 - 57 minutes - 78.7 MB

Sober cast alert!! Pat and Matt sit back and sip some La Croix. Politics were analyzed, stories were told. Pat tried to start a War. Topics include; Matt's parents, jerking off, catching people having sex, Halloween, and a whole lot more!

Ep. 8 - Happy Ending

October 23, 2020 00:00 - 1 hour - 83.4 MB

Like, Share, Comment, Subscribe!!! Back from the break. Back at the castle. Brews were drunk. Pat got drunk. Matt was Matt. Dm's left on read. Pat was on the road. Wild weekend. Recap here.

Ep. 7- Shots Fired

October 14, 2020 00:00 - 47 minutes - 64.8 MB

Share it like it rate it subscribe! We got ins and outs. Matt slid in some DM's, Pat found a new show. Matt used the VR headset to its fullest potential. This is a fucking fun one. Get that Guapo at :https://www.facebook.com/pg/Guapo-Solution-109502200870771/posts/

Ep. 6- Matt Takes a Gay Test

October 11, 2020 00:00 - 44 minutes - 61.4 MB

Audio's a little fucky on this one, but quality content all around. Pat and Matt are joined by Pat's sister and Jonny. They chop it up for a while, then Matt takes an "Am I Gay" test. The results are very suprising. Don't forget to follow and review us on Spotify and Apple Podcasts! Next ep will be up mid week

Ep 5- Castle Cast #1 (Edible Arrangements)

October 08, 2020 00:00 - 41 minutes - 57.5 MB

Back to the basics. Pulled the intro song. Defending the castle. Coming to you direct from Matt's mini mansion, Pat and Matt talk SNL, women, neighbors, Matt's dad and how he found out about WAP, and lots more.

Bonus mini ep- Pat's Love Rap

October 03, 2020 00:00 - 8 minutes - 11.2 MB

Pat messed up the editing and lost an entire episode, so in the meantime here's a hilarious clip of Pat and Matt reacting to Jonny's reading of a love rap that pat wrote to an ex. It's fucking hilarious. Also, Matt wrote and performed us an intro song. We're movin up.

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