Shit Showtime
42 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 4 years ago - ★★★★★ - 1 ratingWelcome to Shit Showtime, the comedy movie podcast where two long time friends watch and shoot the shit about movies! With chaotic irreverence, we tackle a new release and an oldie every month. Two friends, two mics, two movies a month. Good things come in pairs!
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Episodes
"I Think the Baby Broke Your Podcast" Playing with Fire (2019)
November 18, 2019 03:00 - 1 hour - 45.8 MBEmily and Caleb air-drop into John Cena's family-friendly new release, Playing with Fire! The pair examine the tropes of these family-friendly comedies ala Mr Nanny and The Game Plan, propose a spinoff John Cena/The Rock podcast, and talk about just how damn hot Judy Greer is. Seriously, if she wanted it, she could get it.
"In Amity, You Say 'Pahdcast'" Jaws
October 31, 2019 02:00 - 43 minutes - 29.6 MBCaleb and Emily take a dive into Jaws for their 2019 Halloween special! The pair talk about their experience viewing the movie in an indoor pool, play FMK with Jaws characters, and chat a bit of Jaws trivia to close out the Spooktober season in style!
"Kill Your Podcast. You'll Feel Better" The Lost Boys (1987)
October 29, 2019 23:00 - 58 minutes - 40.5 MBCaleb and Emily continue their Sucktober shenanigans with the 1987 cult classic, The Lost Boys! Do these crazy-sexy-cool vamps of the 80s still hold up? Is the saxophone still a sexy instrument? Can a single mom make a living at a video store? We explore none of the important questions and all the insane bs you've grown accustomed to!
"You Have Been a Very, Very Naughty Little Podcast" Interview with the Vampire (1994)
October 14, 2019 01:00 - 1 hour - 42.8 MBEmily and Caleb bite into their SUCKTOBER EXTRAVAGANZA with the 1994 classic Interview with the Vampire. The pair talk vampire sexuality, Louis and Lestat's abusive relationship, and more in this fast-paced look at the Anne Rice adaptation!
"I've Watched People I Love Podcast" Rambo: Last Blood
September 24, 2019 02:00 - 56 minutes - 38.6 MBCaleb and Emily tunnel into the Sylvester Stallone's latest (and probably(hopefully?)) last entry in the Rambo series, Rambo: Last Blood! Caleb suggests an alternative that turns the flick into an 80s slasher! Emily tries to identify a Fierce Female of the Flick! And the pair recount their pre-flick adventure at the Mall of America. Check in for a run down of this critical and commercial bomb if you please!
"Your Brother's Podcast is Mine!" Mortal Kombat (1995)
September 09, 2019 01:00 - 58 minutes - 40 MBCaleb and Emily throw down with 1995's Paul Anderson "classic" MORTAL KOMBAT! But to the pair finish with a fatality, or a friendship? Emily compares Johnny Cage to Chandler from Friends. Caleb begs for a Johnny Cage prequel. And the pair go off on a movie that's so-bad-it's-good!
"This is Not How a Podcast Works!" Angry Birds 2
September 02, 2019 19:00 - 55 minutes - 38.2 MBEmily and Caleb get launched into the non-stop chaos of Angry Birds 2! The pair compare take a moment to rank the sequel against other animated family films they have seen and discuss the oddball nature of this movie that frankly maybe shouldn't exist (but we're glad it does!).
"A Podcast Who is a Vigilante. A Vigilante Podcast" - Freddy Got Fingered!
August 19, 2019 01:00 - 52 minutes - 35.8 MBCaleb and Emily take a peak through wooden doors at Tom Green's infamous 2001 comedy Freddy Got Fingered! Caleb argues the flick's artistic merit, Emily expresses frustration over how excruciatingly long that hour and a half watching it felt, and overall the pair have a blast talking over a movie they mostly disagree about!
"It's Official, Old Buddy. I'm a Podcast" Once Upon a Time in Hollywood!
July 29, 2019 01:00 - 1 hour - 43.2 MBEmily and Caleb tiptoe into Tarantino's foot-filled funhouse with a wild exploration of his latest project, Once Upon a Time in Hollywood! Caleb compares Tarantino to Neil Gaiman? Emily gets a little anxious over the Manson family? DiCaprio and Pitt developed chemistry in the classic Shit Showtime fashion? Check out this spoiler-heavy episode after you've seen the flick and let us know what you think about Tarantino's 9th picture!
"Am I the Wrong Kind of Podcast For You?" Twilight: New Moon!
July 22, 2019 01:00 - 52 minutes - 36.4 MBEstablishing a horrible new Shit Showtime tradition, Caleb and Emily follow up last year's Twilight episode with a visit to the 2009 sequel, New Moon! If these characters had therapy, there wouldn't be a Twilight series at all! Edward is not a generous lover! Could they not have come up with better movie titles than Facepuncher and Love Spelled Backwards is Love? And for the love of God, please don't think this love triangle is anything other than troubling!
"We Clocked the Podcast at 32 Miles Per Hour" Jurassic Park
July 03, 2019 19:00 - 1 hour - 42.2 MBCaleb and Emily celebrate the first year of Shit Showtime with a special anniversary episode covering a generation's childhood favorite, Jurassic Park! Alan Grant is horny for dinosaurs! Ian Malcolm is a lovable sleazeball! Everyone involved in the park is a complete incompetent! Come check out what we have to say about Jurassic Park and our love of this stupid little project in this fantastic episode! Happy Birthday to us!
Episode 25: "You Podcast More Than Anyone on the Planet" Dogma!
June 24, 2019 22:00 - 1 hour - 42.5 MBCaleb and Emily preach the gospel of Kevin Smith's controversial 1999 flick, Dogma! The pair talk serious about Dogma's approach to the sensitive topic of religion, Jay as a character who has not aged well, and propose a couple of concepts for spin-offs in the new "Sequel, Prequel, or Reboot" segment.
Episode 24: "So You'd Want to Make Godzilla Our Podcast?" - Godzilla: King of the Monsters (2019)!
June 10, 2019 21:00 - 1 hour - 27.5 MBEmily and Caleb spoil the shit out of the frontrunner for most enjoyable movie of the summer as they take on the wild and crazy ride that is Godzilla: King of the Monsters! Godzilla, Ghidora, Rodan, and Mothra, oh my! Do the duo have a favorite? How does this flick stack up against its 2014 predecessor? And is this movie a terrible mess, like an overflowing toilet, or a fun mess, like a pinata bursting open?! Tune in to find out!
Episode 23: "A Podcast, for All Intents and Purposes" Godzilla (2014)
May 21, 2019 01:00 - 55 minutes - 25.3 MBEmily and Caleb smash through 2014's Godzilla! Sweaty Cranston! Useless humans! Holy shit, does anyone in this movie REALLY have a personality? Not really, but who cares, bring on the kaiju! The pair dig into 2014's Godzilla to get amped up for King of the Monsters in just a few weeks! We can't wait!
Episode 22: "That IS America's Podcast" Avengers Endgame!
May 07, 2019 00:00 - 1 hour - 29.6 MBEmily and Caleb tackle the fucking HIGHEST GROSSING MOVIE OF ALL TIME (probably by the time you're reading this like basically it's for sure, right?) Caleb gets hung up on a few plot points from Infinity War that greatly reduce his ability to enjoy this film! Emily geeks out over a particular girl-power moment! How is Endgame like a Tiger Handheld? Did anyone else imagine Old Man Cap hiding behind a tree? We have so much to say about Endgame, so tune in and get in on the conversation! But he...
Episode 21: "At Last My Podcast is Complete Again!" Sweeney Todd (2007)!
April 22, 2019 14:00 - 58 minutes - 26.9 MBCaleb and Emily take a stab at Tim Burton's adaptation of Sweeney Todd starring Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter! Emily is shocked that Caleb didn't enjoy the movie! What's the deal with Sacha Baron Cohen's dick?! Who was the biggest monster in the flick?! And what is with the way they sing about women in this movie? All this and more, including a small preview of our upcoming episodes and maybe the most awkward dismount in podcast history, in this latest edition of Shit Showtime!
Episode 20: "The Soil of a Man's Podcast is Stonier" Pet Sematary (2019)
April 08, 2019 04:00 - 1 hour - 28.4 MBEmily and Caleb start off their Anxiety April with the new take on Stephen King's classic tale, Pet Sematary! What did the pair think of this flick which seems to have thoroughly divided critics and audiences alike? Who was Emily's Fierce Female of the Flick? And what stood out in this movie for Caleb's Closet Cosplay Challenge? Spoiler warning on this episode, make sure you check out the movie first!
"I Borrowed His Podcast. I'm Not a Thief" - Captain Marvel!
March 25, 2019 04:00 - 1 hour - 29 MBEmily and Caleb try to control their emotions as they cover Marvel's latest MCU blockbuster, Captain Marvel! How was Brie Larson as a lead? Did Ben Mendelsohn steal the show? What's with all the bitching about this movie? Check out the latest episode of Shit Showtime, but only after you've seen the flick, as the discussion is very spoiler heavy!
Episode 17: "Could We Do Something a Little Less Embarrassing, Like Podcast Nude in Public?" Isn't It Romantic (2019)!
March 19, 2019 04:00 - 55 minutes - 25.5 MBEmily and Caleb finally get a chance to discuss Rebel Wilson's Isn't It Romantic! How do you pronounce the Devine in Adam Devine? Are Devine/Wilson on par with Gaga/Cooper? And how did their different viewing experiences color their reaction to the flick? Find out on our episode about a movie Emily describes as a perfect flick "for cynical ladies who want to laugh at bullshit!"
Episode 18: "All This Podcasting's Gonna Get Ya Hurt" - Suicide Squad!
March 11, 2019 12:00 - 1 hour - 28.6 MBEmily and Caleb are roped into 2016's ACADEMY AWARD WINNING Suicide Squad. Caleb admits he loves Leto-Joker and laments we may never see him again and expresses a general disbelief over the existence of the Purple Lamborghini music video. Emily goes off on what a terrible time she had trying to track this movie down to watch. And the pair express a general agreement that the movie could have been something really cool, but boy oh boy, that's just not what we got.
THE LOST EPISODE: Episode 13: "You Fidget With Your Podcast a Lot" Planes, Trains, and Automobiles
February 17, 2019 05:00 - 1 hour - 27.7 MB*ALERT* Listener beware, you're in for a scare! The audio in this is questionable at parts. Emily and Caleb hop on the holidays with John Hughes' classic flick, Planes, Trains, and Automobiles. Is Caleb Del? What traumatic incident in Emily's life makes it difficult for her to see men cry? And how fucking hot is Steve Martin? (Answer: pretty hot!) All this and more in this previously unreleased and partially repaired episode!
Episode 16: "This Sucks. I'm Going to Go Podcast Due to Boredom" - Scott Pilgrim vs The World!
February 04, 2019 13:00 - 1 hour - 35 MBEmily and Caleb examine the 2010 cult classic Scott Pilgrim vs. The World! How do these two relate to the flick? What's the deal with Caleb's Scott Pilgrim tattoo? Is Ramona Flowers a Manic Pixie Dream Girl? Is Scott a total dick? Is this a god awful love story? These are questions! There are answers! Click, listen, and enjoy!
Episode 15: "This is not a cartoon. This is the podcast." Glass (2019)
January 21, 2019 12:00 - 52 minutes - 24 MBEmily and Caleb explore the conclusion to M Night Shyamalan's superhero trilogy, Glass! Is this movie an allegory for coming out? How does this flick tie the whole trilogy together? And holy shit, how ripped is James McAvoy? Find out in this spoiler-rich exploration of this flick!
Episode 14: He Called the Podcast a Foolish Quest - Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves!
January 14, 2019 06:00 - 57 minutes - 26.2 MBEmily and Caleb take aim at Kevin Costner's critically panned 1991 blockbuster, Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves! What's the deal with Costner's accent? Why's everyone such a weird pervert? What is even going on in this flick? CAN WE EVEN ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
Shit Showtime 2018 New Year's Special!
December 31, 2018 05:00 - 46 minutes - 21.5 MBCaleb and Emily help you close out the old year and ring in the new with their 2018 New Year's Special! What were some of the more enjoyable films of 2018? What did we regret missing out on? And what do we look forward to catching in 2019 (Hint: Apparently SONIC THE HEDGEHOG is on that list? God, why?) Featuring a special holiday theme, "Excelsior Lang Syne" from The Holiday Squad, available for download through the Free Music Archive!
Episode 12: "A Podcast Dressed Like Spider-Man Dragging a Homeless Corpse Behind a Train" - Spider-Man: Into the Spider-verse!
December 25, 2018 06:00 - 1 hour - 31.7 MBCaleb and Emily sling out a Christmas morning treat in the form of a new episode covering Sony's bold new release, Spider-Man: Into the Spider-verse! The pair discuss the various #Spiderfolk and the importance of this film as a story about taking responsibilities for your gifts.If your spider-sense is tingling, it's probably because this episode is very spoiler heavy!
Shit Showtime: Episode 11 "Do People Assume All Your Problems Got Solved Because A Big Strong Podcast Showed Up?" Ralph Breaks the Internet!
November 26, 2018 21:00 - 59 minutes - 27.2 MBEmily and Caleb gush over Disney's latest sequel, Ralph Breaks the Internet! Is this movie's message perhaps Disney's most complete moral lesson yet? Why is this movie drawing so many complaints from the internet? And how bout them Princesses? Mild spoilers ahead!
Shit Showtime: Front to Back - Jack and Jill! If you like Deadpool, you'll LOVE the Emperor's New Groove?
November 22, 2018 03:00 - 28 minutes - 13.2 MBCaleb and Emily ramble their way through their first remotely recorded podcast in this latest listener episode! You share your childhood favorites! We really go off on several different tangents! 30 minutes of crazy to get you through the trip to your family's house!
Episode 10 "We play games, we eat, we podcast... I'm kidding! We don't eat." - Jack and Jill!
November 12, 2018 18:00 - 57 minutes - 26.4 MBIn a tragic turn of events, Caleb and Emily tackle Adam Sandler's disastrous Jack and Jill. Is it as bad as people say it is? Or better yet, is it as underappreciated as Amazon reviews seem to imply? If you don't know, now you'll know, fella.
Shit Showtime 2018 Halloween Special! "What's This? There's Podcasts Everywhere!" - The Nightmare Before Christmas!
October 31, 2018 04:00 - 31 minutes - 14.4 MBA trick for some, a treat for others, Caleb and Emily unleash a brief Halloween special on the world! The pair talk Nightmare Before Christmas. Oogie Boogie's a creepy fucker! Is Sally on a quest out of the friendzone? And was Ebert right to identify Jack as the soul brother of Batman, Edward Scissorhands, and Beetlejuice?!
Episode 9 "I've Got Peanut Butter on my Podcast!" - Halloween (2018)
October 24, 2018 04:00 - 1 hour - 28.1 MBCaleb and Emily finally start getting the formula down as the pair break down 2018's smash sequel to the 70s Spooktober classic, Halloween! Are the character's obsession with Michael Myers reflective of how we treat tragedy in real life? Is Jamie Lee Curtis basically just a doomsday prepper? And why the hell do we want so many of these people to get killed off in this flick? Spoilers ahead, but tune in to find out!
Shit Showtime: Front to Back - Constantine! Spooky Stories! And what's next?!
October 15, 2018 04:00 - 29 minutes - 13.7 MBCaleb and Emily read stories about listeners' movie scares and need a little help picking out the next movie to watch!
Episode 8: I'm A Podcast, Angela. When I Die, the Rules Say I've Got Just One Place To Go - Constantine!
October 08, 2018 04:00 - 1 hour - 30.2 MBCaleb and Emily lay it on thick in this summary and review of the 2005 cult classic Constantine! The pair talk spooky coincidences, How can Keanu be so wonderful and terrible at the same time? How can Point Break be the last Keanu movie Emily has seen? How can this movie be so good after 13 years?
Episode 7: Imma See It, Imma Podcast About It - The Happytime Murders!
September 24, 2018 04:00 - 59 minutes - 27.4 MBAfter several failed attempts to record an episode (which seemed in no small part the universe's way of telling them to just forget about the movie and do a different one), Emily and Caleb FINALLY kick out the jams on The Happytime Murders. Get a little inside baseball as one of Caleb's cats interrupts the conversation, listen as Caleb solves the problem of liquid serving sizes in America, and nod along in absolute agreement as the pair try to identify all the ways The Happytime Murders unde...
Sh!t Showtime: Front to Back episode 2: Listener Stories!
September 18, 2018 04:00 - 26 minutes - 12.2 MBEmily and Caleb have a few listener stories to share and talk shop about formative movie experiences. Titanic! Godzilla! And a plug for smoking?! What?! NO! (Maybe... tune in to find out?)
Episode 6: You Know Who Else Was Just Podcasting? Hitler. - THE NICE GUYS!
September 10, 2018 04:00 - 59 minutes - 27 MBEmily and Caleb take a detour into Shane Black's 2016 LA Noir/Comedy The Nice Guys! A new child joins Emily's ranks of "movie children she'd adopt" and Caleb gushes over The Gos.
Episode 5: Man versus Meg Isn't a Fight, it's a Podcast! - The Meg
August 27, 2018 04:00 - 1 hour - 28.7 MBCaleb and Emily dive into this Summer's OTHER ridiculous Shark-related feature: THE MEG. Jason Statham's abs, Li Bingbing's emoting, Dwight's unfortunate end and more as we run down this stupid-fun feature film. *Warning!* We picked up a new mic but were still working with the old audio settings and there are some decent audio issues with this episode. We're working on it for the next episode!
Sh!t Showtime: Front to Back - Wherein we discuss bringing booze to the theater.
August 21, 2018 04:00 - 16 minutes - 7.62 MBThe first of the People's Episodes! It's a little bit short on the people, unfortunately... Emily brings up a few new points about Phantom of the Opera, and the pair announce their next movie: The Meg!
Episode 4: Podcast Once Again with Me/Our Strange Duet! - Phantom of the Opera (2004)
August 13, 2018 04:00 - 54 minutes - 25.1 MBCaleb and Emily tackle Joel Schumacher's interpretation of the Andrew Lloyd Webber... classic? Yeah! Classic! Does it stand the test of time? Was it even very good in the first place? Let's find out together!
Episode 3: The Episode Not 14 Years in the Making - Incredibles 2!
August 06, 2018 04:00 - 1 hour - 29.2 MBEmily and Caleb discuss the sequel 14 years in the making, Incredibles 2! This spoiler-heavy plot overview takes a look at the characters and aesthetics that makes the Incredibles universe so, well, incredible!
Episode 2 - You Podcast Like You're From a Different Time - TWILIGHT!
July 14, 2018 04:00 - 47 minutes - 21.6 MBE-Nev and C-Baum take a bite out of the glittering classic that probably killed a few careers, Twilight! The duo examines the relationships between the characters and the long-term effects of the Twilight franchise as a whole.
Pilot Episode - Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom
July 02, 2018 04:00 - 56 minutes - 25.7 MBIn the pilot episode of Sh!t Showtime, Caleb and Emily discuss Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom, covering the flick from top to bottom and asking "Where does this franchise go from here?"