They may be villains, but they're wearing masks in public, so we think they deserve love; can SHREDDER and DARTH VADER take a break from trying to kill teenagers long enough to hook up?  Plus, we inadvertently realize GREASE is the most confusing love story of all time as we pair SANDY with WOLVERINE.  SAM HORWITZ is back on the pod, and he desperately wants us to find love for JONNY QUEST.  One of us presents possibly the least-convincing matchmaker argument in the show's history... come laugh at our failure!